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Ah, the Toe Market
Feb 6th
All these little piggies that go to market? That market is WalMart. And they ride around in the Scamp carts and block the normal shoppers. They fill up their basket with Sam’s Brand Pork and Beans.
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Dec 11th
This is the best spoof of the Dragon Tattoo Trailer ever. Thanks to Tosh Blog for the link.
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Tramp Gets Epic TrampStamp
Nov 29th
A stupid woman named Rossie Brovent slept around on her tattoo artist boyfriend- and that line right there demonstrates the amazing decision-making ability of this woman. She then got drunk with her boyfriend, signed a waiver, and passed out while she received a tattoo of what she thought was supposed to be a scene out of the Narnia Chronicles. Again, decision-making is not one of Rossie’s character traits. She ended up with this:
Yep, she got a steaming pile of poo with flies swarming it. From the Sun here:
A FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.
Rossie Brovent wants $100,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back. Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.
Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.
Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was “at the artist’s discretion”.
She said: “He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo. Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”
Yeah, like a tattoo artist has a hundred grand lying around. I think Ryan did the nation a favor by properly labeling a container.
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White Trash Dad Gets Crappy Tattoo
Aug 5th
I guess when you only get to see your daughter under state supervision every third weekend you mistaken crappy child art as something meaningful.
Looks like a gunshot wound and a gash from a tire iron. He should have knocked up someone with some artistic talent to let those creative genes trickle down to the offspring, ’cause this little girl is completely talentless.
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Some Women Hate Their Dads- Others Really, Really Hate Their Dads
Apr 5th
Nothing screams ‘can’t get a job’ more than a neck or face tattoo. Unless of course, you go all out and then apply for one of the two or three Circus Freak shows or traveling carnivals in the nation.
I love how she has back fat pushed up above her corset making her looks like she has shoulderblade boobies. And who would ever want to have sex with something like this? Maybe someone who wants to Hate-Eff Satan?
And I’m throwing in the witches tag ’cause I just know she thinks she’s a Wiccan.
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Awesome Tattoos Really Help Women Get Married
Apr 4th
Girls, are you pushing 30 and still can’t get that man of your dreams? Just get a better tattoo! Its just what all the guys are into- painted chick skin! Especially if you do it up right with a classy tattoo of a peacock feather…
Uh.. waitaminnit! That’s not a peackock feather!
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Awesome SteamPunk Cyborg Ribcage Tattoo
Nov 1st
Not a huge fan of ink on women. But THIS. Hubba. Hubba. WOW.
You can see more here at Buzzfeed.
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“Stop Ignoring Me,” Pleas Generic White Boy
Jul 15th
Ah, the extremes people go to in order to get noticed. Attention whores usually just swing around on poles or get gigantic tattoos across their back.
This generic white boy, Jesse Thornhill from Tulsa, Oklahoma, went to the trouble of getting tattoos covering him up to the neckline, lots of piercings, including, I’m sure, a Prince Albert in his penis, and studs implanted into his skull. He topped all that off with horned implants to make him look like a devil.
He still didn’t get the attention he craved so he tried to run over his landlady with his car. And when you look up the address of this horned freak listed in the police report, using Google Street View, lo and behold, you see the squad car sitting there. I guess that home gets frequent visits from the police.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Sandra Bullock is Stupid
Mar 19th
Only two words can describe “Bombshell Magee,” the tattooed freakshow Jesse James, Sandra Bullock’s husband, had been slipping his willie into:
Gross Buckets
I say Sandra Bullock is stupid because she knew what kind of man her husband was when she married him. He used to bang porn stars, so duh, Jesse is a scumbag. Did Sandra Bullock think she was going to convert this bad boy into a dedicated doting husband? Was he a project she was working on? Greg Gutfeld thinks she was stupid too. He says here:
Onto the “women are stupid” part. As much as I sympathize with Sandra Bullock – who I`ve had a crush on since “Love Potion No. 9,” she should have known better. She should know the difference between dirtbags and nondirtbags. Her husband is a dirtbag. He used to date porn stars. As an expert in red flags would say, “Holy fuck – that`s a red flag.” What does this mean? Well, there are millions of good men out there, millions who would have been happy to make Sandra happy for the rest of her life. But she chose this creep. Why? Because the way men find sexual risk-taking exciting, women find emotional adventures equally a thrill. Good women choose bad men all the time. And all the good men are left wondering, “what`s wrong with me?”
I thought she was stupid because she gets what she asked for. But is Greg Gutfeld right? Do women go after bad boys for the emotional thrill?
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Feb 10th
If you are 39 and are into face piercing, hunting, and tattoos, and like to run from the law, don’t put your new place of business on MySpace and think you have outwitted the cops. They have Google too.
From CBS here:
It seems pretty basic: if you’re running from the law, don’t keep updating your Facebook status. Apparently Chris Crego didn’t get the message.
Crego was arrested for assault in the fall of 2009 stemming from a bar fight in Lockport, NY, a little north of Buffalo. Crego pled guilty, but didn’t show for sentencing. Police issued a warrant for his arrest but he’d already left the state.
No problem. Lockport Police Capt. Richard Podgers told CNN that detectives started looking for Crego on the Internet and quickly uncovered not only a Facebook page but also a MySpace account.
Crego posted his current residence as Terre Haute, Ind., and his place of employment, a tattoo parlor called Body Art Ink. He even included his work hours!
There’s more. Crego also proudly displayed the wanted poster of him that had been published in the Lockport paper.
Lockport police contacted U.S. Marshals in Indiana, who easily tracked Crego down Feb. 3. He was being held on a preliminary charge of escape, with a bond of $25,000.
Thanks to Trench for the story.
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Apr 27th
I’m as big a Spidey fan as anyone, but this fan definitely went the extra mile.
It shows a level of commitment I’m not willing to make.
The inkwork is outstanding. See the rest of the tattoo work at OhGizmo here.
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