DailyMail Publishes Dino Porn

Tyrannosaurus rex dinosaurs mating
Rule 34 of the Internet states that if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions. And apparently the DailyMail decided it needed to rectify the lack of dinosaur porn by publishing several...

Finally a Condom for No One’s Pleasure

Trojan introduced a new line of condoms that are guaranteed to satisfy no one and to prevent intimacy. From the Onion here: Contraceptive manufacturer Trojan unveiled its new line of “No One’s Pleasure” condoms...

Hey, Your Crotch is Rotting

I can’t imagine why the internet has never provided this service before! You can email former hookups and let them know that you gave them/they gave you a sexually transmitted disease. And look, you...

Reason 227 to Homeschool

The fat teacher won’t take your 14 Year-Old son to “Inspiration Point.” Meet Jennifer Tarkenton. She is a Junior High School teacher at Greenwood Lakes Middle School in Lake Mary, Florida. When she’s not...