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Exorcising the Black Gay Demons
Jun 25th
Drudge had a link today to a video here showing a newscast that is covering the gay exorcism of a black teenager. Of course homosexuals are angry because they are losing a member of their own, and those glory holes aren’t going to staff themselves, right?
Awesome artwork by Dale Grimshaw, titled Exorcism
You can watch the video, which is hilarious as the black kid is writhing around acting like the gay devils are coming out of him. But note the outrage of the gay activists, who give the epic quotes in bold in the story below from Fox61 here:
A Connecticut church posted a controversial video on YouTube that raised questions about the treatment of children by a leader of a gay and lesbian teen mentoring group among others.
The video features church elders performing what looks like an exorcism, of what they refer to in the video as “homosexual demons.” At the same time a teen writhing on the ground as the adults around him implore so called “homosexual demons” to get out.
For 20 minutes it continues with the boy in a near seizure, even vomiting. By the looks of it, and the repeated references to his sexual orientation, it appears to be a gay exorcism.
Robin McHaelen runs a mentoring program for gay teens,True Colors, and says she knows of 5 other teens in Connecticut who’ve been subjected to “demon casting.”
She said, “What really freaked me out is the people who did that to that child wasn’t because they were trying to hurt him. They thought they were trying to help him, but I think it that they murdered his soul.”
Soul murdering??! Homosexuals are only outraged because it is Christians doing this. They never say anything about Scientologists who use Dianetics crap to cure homosexuality, nor do they protest Muslims who murder homosexuals by the truckload. But let a black minister try a little exorcism, and out come the rainbow pitchforks.
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Loading ...Wikipedia Bans Church of Scientology
May 29th
In a true LOL move, Wikipedia admins had a big powwow and decided that, effective immediately, everyone from the Church of Scientology should be crushed by the ban hammer. This is the first time that the do-it-yourself-encyclopedia has ever banished an entire IP range for abuse, proselytizing and pushing its own agenda.
Battlefield Wikipedia soon to be next Co$ novel?
From the Register here:
In an unprecedented effort to crack down on self-serving edits, the Wikipedia supreme court has banned contributions from all IP addresses owned or operated by the Church of Scientology and its associates.
Closing out the longest-running court case in Wikiland history, the site’s Arbitration Committee voted 10 to 0 (with one abstention) in favor of the move, which takes effect immediately.
The eighth most popular site on the web, Wikipedia bills itself as “the free encyclopedia anyone can edit.” Administrators frequently ban individual Wikifiddlers for their individual Wikisins. And the site’s UK press officer/resident goth once silenced an entire Utah mountain in a bizarre attempt to protect a sockpuppeting ex-BusinessWeek reporter. But according to multiple administrators speaking with The Reg, the muzzling of Scientology IPs marks the first time Wikipedia has officially barred edits from such a high-profile organization for allegedly pushing its own agenda on the site.
According to evidence turned up by admins in this long-running Wikiland court case, multiple editors have been “openly editing [Scientology-related articles] from Church of Scientology equipment and apparently coordinating their activities.”
So the Co$ is now out of the wiki-editing business, at least from certain IP ranges. So now I suppose the steps to becoming a Scientologist involves purging thetans with an e-meter, coughing up all your dough and finally, promoting Scientology on Wikipedia. Dumbest religion ever. Thanks to Robb for the story!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Kurgan Versus Church of Scientology
Nov 24th
FoxNews and the LATimes reported that a bald guy with tattoos charged the Co$ Celebrity Center in Hollywood armed with two swords. The security guards shot the guy in the face, because there can be only one, and this guy wasn’t it.
I suspect that the guy was a broke out of work actor/action star who was pissed off after losing all his money to the organization to “audit” him and remove his thetans. FoxNews says here:
A security guard shot and killed a man wielding two Samurai swords Sunday on the grounds of a Scientology building in Hollywood. The unidentified man approached three guards around noon in the parking lot of the Scientology Celebrity Centre.
The man was “close enough to hurt them” when one of the guards shot him. Detectives were questioning the guard to figure out the swordsman’s motive and determine whether the shooting was justified. Surveillance tape showed the man arriving at the center’s parking lot in a red convertible, then approaching the guards with a sword in each hand.
Who says ninjas are smart? You don’t show up in a red convertible in broad daylight. You show up in the dark of night and use smoke bombs and sleeping potions, duh!
LATimes has a description of the disgruntled former Co$ member here:
He said the man in his 40s, was involved with the church “a long time ago.”
He stopped the car abruptly in the driveway and climbed out with a 5-foot sword in his hand and an angry expression on his face. He was bald and had tattoos on his arms, walked toward the building, then returned to the car to get the other sword.
Update! The epic swordsman is revealed to be Mario Majorski, who used to be very deep into scientology.
He doesn’t look like the Kurgan, but he definitely looks like a brainwashing victim. Tsk tsk. If anyone needed to see a psychiatrist, it was probably this guy. I guess the tech just doesn’t work.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Isaac Hayes Dead at 65: Fudge Him!
Aug 11th
Where do the worshippers of Xenu go when they die? According to CNN here, he was found cold and stiff next to a running treadmill. I like to think he actually died like this:
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Tom Cruise Scientology Indoctrination Video
Jan 18th
Wow. So you are thinking about joining a stupid cult that takes all of your money? Not too sure which one to choose? Pick Scientology, because, as Tom Cruise says in this video over at Gawker, only scientologists can really help when they are passing accidents on the highway. Or something like that. Click the douchebag below to watch.
Watch as Tom laughs maniacally, wide-eyed and raving, about reading the KSW, and needing to eliminate all non-believers or bring them into the scientology fold. Don’t miss the stupid voice-over guy as he talks about how awesome Tom Cruise is for bringing the word of LRH to a billion people! And note that Tom is the IAS Freedom Medal of Valor winner.
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