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DC Female Cops Taze Retarded OWSer
Jan 29th
A video this awesome doesn’t come around often. Two female cops put the TASER beat down on a drugged up liberal bum who is camping illegally in McPherson Square in downtown DC. The dreaded-haired dope smoker is wearing an awesome Commie Red tshirt that declares “He Loves It In The Ass.” And that is exactly where the cops tased this fool.
In case you missed his tshirt, you’re welcome for the snip below:
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Liberal Anonymous Hacker Cries Over Lack of Twitter
Jan 14th
Meet Vincent Kershaw, a liberal landscaper who took the advice of script kiddies from 4Chan, and launched the “Low Orbit Ion Cannon” denial of service attack pings of death against PayPal because his liberal hero Julian Assange and Wikileaks had their donations cut off for the treasonous posting of top secret materials.
Now Vinnie is complaining to a judge that he can’t exercise his freedom of speech without having access to his twitter account and IRC channels. From TSG here:
An alleged “Anonymous” member under indictment for participating in an online attack against PayPal wants a federal judge to allow him to use Twitter, arguing that he is unfairly being prohibited from participating in discussions of the 2012 election cycle, including discourse initiated by President Barack Obama, who has recently vowed to personally post tweets to the social networking site.
Kershaw, who works as a foreman at a Fort Collins landscaping firm, also wants Judge D. Lowell Jensen to allow him to use Internet Relay Chat so that he can participate in “political debate” and “political speech” in IRC chat rooms.
Along with 13 codefendants, Kershaw was named last July in an indictment charging him with conspiracy and intentional damage to a protected computer. The felony charges carry a combined maximum of 15 years in prison and a $500,000 fine.
The accused “Anonymous” members participated in a coordinated online attack against PayPal that was prompted by the firm’s suspension of Wikileaks’s account.
Kershaw and his co-conspirators don’t know each other but they collaborated by downloading a denial of service tool, using it from their home computers, and attacking a legitimate business. The attacks were easily traced and logs used by law enforcement to round-up the not-too-bright dupes who thought they were engaged in “cyber activism.” Kershaw would be down smoking dope at OccupyFortCollins if he could just read twitter to find out where it is. I wonder if the judge will grant his request?
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America-hating Leftist Harry Burkhart Arrested for LA Arson Spree
Jan 3rd
There has been some speculation over the past couple of days that the arsonist behind the spree of fires in Hollywood was likely a displaced Occupy Wall Streeter, but no one was sure. Even after police made an arrest of a person of interest, but didn’t release the name, the speculation ranged from OWSer to Jihadist. Now the cops have released the name: Harry Burkhart, probable German citizen, and he was driving a minivan with British Columbia license plates, and was mad because his Mom got deported.
From the LAist here:
authorities revealed the suspect is 24-year-old male named Harry Burkhart. Authorities confirm that the man detained last night, a 24-year-old white male, was questioned and ultimately charged in conjunction with the recent string of 53 arson fires.
The suspect was taken into custody at around 3 a.m. today in Hollywood; he matched the description of the “person of interest” seen in video released by the LAPD Sunday. He was in a vehicle with British Columbia plates, but is speculated to be a German national, upset about his mother’s deportation.
And from LAWeekly here, he said he “Hated America” when he was arrested.
The man who terrorized L.A. for three nights with a series of 53 arson fires turned out to be a 24-year-old from Germany identified as Harry Burkhart, at least according to authorities.
“I hate America” were the words he reportedly uttered after he was pulled out of his car during a traffic stop at Sunset Boulevard near Fairfax Avenue shortly after 3 this morning following another outbreak of fires in nearby West Hollywood.
You know, there have been loads of Canadians who came to LA and Oakland and San Francisco to join in the merry frolicking of the Occupy Wall Street protests, and he was perhaps targeting the property of the 1Percenters. Still too early to say for sure, but I think we can scratch off jihadist at this point. But you can rest assured that if there is a link to OWS, he will be disavowed by their movement. Or they will find some words uttered by Sarah Palin referencing “fire” and try to blame her for the arsonist’s motives.
Oh, and one more guarantee: This kid was a pot smoker.
UPDATE! I did a search for Harry Burkhart and marijuana and I found this open letter to the President begging to decriminalize pot. Same guy?
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Jan 2nd
This is just more proof that the Occupy Movement are just the Anti-Iraq war retreads. Cindy Sheehan is a member of OWS, and she gleefully told a crowd that she is a tax cheat. Doesn’t that make her someone who isn’t paying their fair share?
Lets report Cindy Sheehan to the IRS for nonpayment and fraud. That form is located here. Additional helpful instructions on turning in the Ditch Witch to the IRS is here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Occupy Wall Street Featured on Fox News
Jan 1st
Hilarious video summarizes the movement thus far.
And the Occupiers rang in the New Year by attacking cops and attempting to recapture Zuccotti Park. From the NYPost here:
Some 800 Occupy Wall Street protesters began the new year by trying to retake Zuccotti Park last night, starting a massive clash with police in which one officer was stabbed in the hand with a pair of scissors.
A suspect was arrested in the 11:30 p.m. incident. Hundreds in the crowd of occupiers then surrounded the ambulance as it tried to leave with the wounded officer.
Shortly before midnight OWS protesters took to Twitter to proclaim their assault on Zuccotti — from which they were booted by cops in November.
“Barricades being torn down at liberty [Zuccotti] park,” they wrote. “Happy new years!!”
They later tweeted: “Big crowd at liberty square. We have taken back the park.”
Some 100 cops initially responded to the scene, including mounted police to maintain crowd control.
At one point, some of the protestors surrounded the circle of cops, before reinforcements were called in.
The Occutards thought that they could take over someone else’s property in the city while the cops were largely working the crowds at Times Square. The mobs will just continue to be violent.
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Occupy Toronto Full of Effeminate Failures
Nov 28th
I don’t know which of these bearded sissies are more hilarious- the long haired weepy one or his rump-ranging buddy in the furry cap who is choking back the tears and leaning his head on the long-haired’s shoulder.
You can’t have a real revolution when you’re too limp-wristed to hold a weapon, Nancy. And this failure wanted to change the world by creating a retarded library in a public park? There is a real library right around the corner from where these weeping man-children were camping out.
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OWS Crying Crocodile Tears Over Smashed Laptops Built by Corporations
Nov 21st
Haven’t done a story on retarded OWSers in a while so here goes. After the police de-funkified Zuccotti park, they wrapped up all the piss-covered detritus that was left behind and put it in the dump. Including laptops and a mast used for wireless access. The owner of that equipment is completely butthurt because the sanitation department destroyed stuff he left behind after being arrested for breaking the law.
From Motherboard here:
…Isaac Wilder, head of the Free Network Foundation, late Thursday morning. Wilder, who we first met on Day 3 of the occupation, is an integral part of OWS’ Signal Corps, a working group that had been dedicated to providing free Wi-Fi to demonstrators within Zuccotti. During the raid, all of Wilder’s stuff, including the FNF’s Freedom Tower, a thin, maybe nine-foot-tall pole, loaded on all sides with nondescript routers that had been beaming out wireless access since early on in the occupation, was confiscated not long after he and another 200 or so protestors were hauled away (in garbage trucks) after barricading themselves in the middle of the park.
And so now, Wilder’s looking for his backpack, and his Freedom Tower. And $5000 in cash. This is all the money he has.
After about 30 minutes he sends us a text: “no sign of tower or backpack.” When he finally surfaces after another 30 minutes, descending a staircase into the howling, drabish underpass, the face gives it away.
Wilder hasn’t slept much in the last 36 hours. He looks shelled, haggard. No backpack. No cash. No tower.
Worse, it was as if someone along the way purposefully destroyed all confiscated electronics, a strategic smashing of at least part of the digital record logged by full-on occupiers. “They’ve all been smashed with bats.”
Smelly hippies protesting corporate greed should be smashing their own laptops. And if he’s lost sleep after being arrested, he should join the military to know what its really like to go without sleep and have a true “shelled” feeling. Laptops smashed? Good, now go home and beg Mommy to let you see Santa and ask him for a new laptop. And get a bath while you’re there, you stink.
And pissed because you lost your cash? Stupid hippie, that’s what banks are for.
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Quark is a Proud One Percenter
Nov 17th
Saw this on George Takei’s Facebook page and laughed out loud.
Anyone who protested the Grand Nagus got a Fereginar Disrupter to the gut. And the complete rules of Acquisition are located here.
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OccupyWallStreet Protesters Obviously Have Scabies and Impetigo
Nov 16th
The protesters in Santa Cruz have scabies, an allergic reaction to mites. Those mites of course come from dirty disgusting clothing, hair and people. And once you get scabies, impetigo is right around the corner.
From Gateway Pundit here:
The arrests have been for being drunk in public, being under the influence of drugs, and possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia, Skalland said.
Police said there have been reports of ringworm and scabies at the camp in recent days.
From the NIH here:
Scabies is found worldwide among people of all groups and ages. It is spread by direct contact with infected people, and less often by sharing clothing or bedding. Sometimes whole families are affected.
The mites that cause scabies burrow into the skin and deposit their eggs, forming a burrow that looks like a pencil mark. Eggs mature in 21 days. The itchy rash is an allergic response to the mite.
Scabies is spread by skin-to-skin contact with another person who has scabies.
And the side effect of this joyous hippie disease? Impetigo. Impetigo is caused by streptococcus (strep) or staphylococcus (staph) bacteria. And those staph infections can lead to kidney failure, so there is hope that these scabies sufferers will die off as they deserve to do.
Want to see another story I did on disgusting Santa Cruz hippies? Click here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Bet You Think Occupy Wall Street Couldn’t Get Any Gayer, AmIRight?
Nov 15th
Well the best way to really gay up the anarchy even more than having a bunch of girly men with neck beards whine that life is unfair is to put some of their most hilarious photos to a Broadway song.
I love the photo of the power washing of the park.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Occupy Portland’s Lulzy Tears
Nov 13th
The Portland PD finally started whacking some stupid spoiled hippies. I love the loud kid in the red hat who get a baton to the solar plexus.
Cry Oh Spoiled Xbox Generation. The Whole World is Indeed Watching. And Pointing and Laughing.
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