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Preachin’ It ‘Bout Gays
May 22nd
The latest outrage is a preacher in North Carolina who doesn’t think gays should be allowed to marry. He is right, by the way, that if the gays are rounded up, they won’t reproduce. Unless they are not gay.
I can’t decide if I want this guy to die of AIDS, pancreatic cancer, or under the wheels of a drunk driver.tinyurl.com/c2xsusz#Choices
— Jim Norton (@JimNorton) May 22, 2012
But if you air sermons by Jeremiah Wright, you are a racist. You know, this man is doubling down on his first amendment rights- freedom of speech and freedom of religion. If you dispute his right to utter these words, you are a Commie.
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Sword from the Queen Anne’s Revenge
Jan 13th
Archaeological work continues on the remains of the Queen Anne’s Revenge, the pirate ship of the infamous Blackbeard. A sword has been pieced back together from remnants left behind after the pirates abandoned the ship. I seriously doubt this piece would have belonged to Blackbeard, who was killed prior to the ship running aground in 1718.
From NatGeo here:
(the sword) was found amid the North Carolina wreck of the Queen Anne’s Revenge, the flagship of the infamous 18th-century pirate.
Since 1997, archaeologists have been excavating the Queen Anne’s Revenge. The sword hilt—found in pieces but reassembled for this picture—is among their latest finds and was revealed to the public this month.
After running aground on a sandbar in 1718 near the town of Beaufort, the ship was abandoned but likely remained intact and partly above water for as long as a year before collapsing and disintegrating.
“In any event,” he said, “the pirates would have had ample opportunity to take anything that they thought valuable.” The newfound hilt may have been left behind because it was unwanted, or it may have been inaccessible.
Blackbeard’s brief career as a pirate lasted only about two years, but during that time he became one of history’s most feared outlaws. Operating in the West Indies and off the coast of colonial America, he struck terror into the hearts of commercial ships’ captains and once held the entire city of Charleston, South Carolina, hostage.
This one man, Ed Teach, aka Blackbeard, once blockaded an entire port city with just the help of his merry band of cutthroats.
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Nov 4th
Remember this douchenozzle? Bob Etheridge attacked two students for having the gall to ask him about his vote on Obamacare. He got voted out by the citizens of North Carolina and now he’s home whining about wanting a recount.
Gawker’s bitter about his loss, blaming cagey republicans for “setting up” an old coot who was forced to get violent with students. Those liberal tears taste yummy.
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There Are No Ghosts, and if There Were, They Wouldn’t Ride Trains
Aug 27th
A dumbass in North Carolina took a bunch of buddies onto a train trestle around 3 AM in order to see a “ghost train.” A train had crashed on the spot back at the end of the 1800′s and Christopher Kaiser hoped to see the ghost of the train. Oh, he saw a train all right.
From WISTV here;
A man who was with about a dozen people who were looking for a legendary “ghost train” in Iredell County was hit by a locomotive and killed early Friday morning. The incident happened on a train trestle at 2:45 a.m. by an eastbound train consisting of three locomotives and no freight cars.
Christopher Kaiser, 29, died at the scene and two more people were injured. Kaiser’s body was found below the trestle down a steep incline.
The sheriff said the incident coincided with the anniversary of a train wreck that occurred at the same location in 1891.
The train operators tried to stop the locomotives and warn the people on the trestle. Most of the people on the trestle started running east and away from the train. All of the victims were able to clear the trestle except for the fatal victim who was struck by a locomotive.
Chris Kaiser was as bad at running as he was at finding ghosts. I’ll bet he was fat, so its lucky he has so many friends that can help hoist that coffin when it comes time to be pallbearers.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Celebrating Black History Month: Crystal Magnum Still Acting a Fool
Feb 18th
Remember the documented whore who accused the nice white young athletes of Duke Lacrosse Team of gang rape? She’s back in the news. She is in jail under a one million dollar bail for attempted murder, arson and identity theft. But at least she’s keeping it real for Black History Month!
From WRAL here:
Durham police late Wednesday arrested the woman who four years ago falsely accused three Duke University lacrosse players of rape. Investigators said Crystal Gayle Mangum assaulted her boyfriend, set his clothes on fire in a bathtub and threatened to stab him.
A judge set her bond at $1 million during a Thursday morning court appearance.
Police charged her with attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, identity theft and resisting a public officer.
Shortly after 11:30 p.m., police received a 911 call about a domestic dispute at 2220 Lincoln St. Authorities said they believe the call came from one of the three children inside the house.
When officers arrived, they found Mangum and her boyfriend, Milton Walker, 33, fighting. According to police documents, Mangum scratched, punched and threw objects at Walker and told him, “I’m going to stab you, (expletive)!”
She then went into a bathroom and set his clothes on fire in the bathtub, police said. Officers called the fire department to put out the flames. No one was injured.
Milton was not charged in the incident, police said. The three children inside the house, ages 3, 9 and 10, were not injured.
Officers said Mangum gave them a fake name, “Marella Mangum,” and age, prompting the identity theft charge. She also resisted the officers who responded to the scene, according to police documents.
Who the hell would want to date this psycho bitch with her three ghetto children? If she ever gets out of jail, she should be forced to wear a flashing neon sign that reads “Crazy Bitch! Keep Back!”
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 126 to HomeSchool: No Pizza and Rape Parties
Dec 6th
Meet Amy Yarbrough. She is in jail, and as a real shocker, suspended from work with no pay, because she was banging one of her students. One mom interviewed in the video below says that Yarbrough had invited her son over to her house to watch TV and eat pizza, which in teacher terms, is definitely code for “getting the rape on.”
Yarbrough was the 6th teacher in her school district that was busted for having sex with a student since 2006, which may explain why she was suspended with no pay. Usually teachers rape kids and then get free time off work with their pay, so even the school district thinks she’s guilty.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...My Loser Cruiser
Jul 19th
My Chevy SSR encountered a rock on the Blue Ridge parkway and it flattened by front passenger-side tire. Since there are two different sizes of tire on the SSR you can’t carry a spare. Instead, it comes with an inflation kit- an electric airpump, powered by a cigarette lighter adapter, and a bottle of sealant. But in my case this kit was useless as the rock gashed the sidewall of my tire.
Luckily I was travelling with good friends who helped me get the disabled truck off the Parkway and into a repair shop. They also got me to a car rental agency 5 minutes before closing on a busy Friday night. Unfortunately all of the vehicles were picked over. The only thing left was a broken Chevy Uplander that was looked and smelled like someone had transported the losing Iditarod dogsled racing team in it. We dubbed it the Loser Cruiser and I was its captain.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Laurel Springs Jail
Jul 18th
Dual use building in North Carolina. Man them southerners are smart.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...No Fat Bitches
Jul 17th
Took off this morning on the Fragile X Poker Run in Laurel Springs NC. This is just one saddlebag of my friend’s bike.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Reason 436 to HomeSchool: Teacher Won’t Travel Across the State to Molest Your Kid
May 27th
Meet Jessica Wishnask. Her booking photo makes her look like a corpse, but she’s not dead, simply exhausted from driving across the state and molesting 15 year old boys.
From WECT here:
A Pitt County school teacher resigned after being arrested in Wilmington over the weekend.
According to the Wilmington Police Department, 27-year-old Jessica Bailey Wishnask of Leland was arrested and charged with indecent liberties with a minor.
Police say a patrol officer spotted a suspicious vehicle. As he approached the car, the officer found Wishnask in “intimate contact” with a 15-year-old boy.
Wishnask was an 8th grade language arts teacher at Pactolus Elementary School. Wishnask began teaching in Pitt County February 2 and resigned Monday, May 25 after her arrest.
Prior to her Pitt Conty teaching job, Wishnack was a 7th grade language arts teacher at Williston Middle School and was suspended in October and November of 2008 and resigned Dec. 31, 2008 for personal reasons. She moved out of a home in Leland, leaving her young daughter, shortly after she resigned and moved to Greenville NC, 135 miles away. She and her husband are in the middle of a separation.
I wonder if Wishnack’s husband is divorcing her because she is a disgusting child molester? No word as yet on who the 15 year old is, but I’m betting he is a former student of hers. She is out on bail right now and recently logged into her MySpace profile here, which has a non-zombie photo of her. She changed her mood to “smart.” I think not.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Vacation Blogging
Jun 15th
Everyone can kiss my McNuggets, I’m on vacation. My new job has been occupying way too much of my daily life and a week off is just what I needed so I took the family down to the Outer Banks of North Carolina for a week of sun, surf and shopping.
One cool thing about the Outerbanks is that the region went completely wireless for the public. It costs about 50 bucks for a week of Internet access, but for many of the rental properties, you get a code to access the public wifi for free. A really sweet deal if you can get it. My rental company didn’t offer that package. The house was supposed to come with Cox Cable internet, but I guess the owners let the high speed internet package lapse and they just have basic cable. **grumble**
They have a Life is Good store here. I love their gear and have several items, including one of my favorite t-shirts, which is a happy guy grilling food over a weber grill. But there is also a Wings store that specializes in faux Life is Good gear, called Life is Crap. It has the same types of cartoon images, but instead of happy dudes walking dogs or throwing a frisbee, the gear depicts unhappy people having a miserable time, such as exploding barbecues, chipping from the tall grass, and my new favorite t-shirt “Out of Beer- Life is Crap.”
Posting will likely be slow this week as I bake in the sun, so please check out my archives. I will post pictures when I can.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Cannons of the Queen Anne’s Revenge
Oct 16th
Yarr! Undersea archaeologists in North Carolina have pulled up cannons from the wreck they believe to be the Queen Anne’s Revenge, the 40-gun attack ship of Capt. Ed Teach, aka, Blackbeard the Pirate.
From Fox News here:
State underwater archaeologists on Monday raised a cannon from a sunken ship that could have belonged to the pirate Blackbeard.
The roughly 8-foot-long cannon weighs about 2,500 pounds and was pulled from an ongoing excavation at the presumed site of the Queen Anne’s Revenge.
The cannon will be on display Wednesday at the N.C. Maritime Museum expansion site at Gallants Channel in Beaufort. Historians believe Blackbeard’s ship — the Queen Anne’s Revenge — ran aground in Beaufort Inlet in June 1718.
What makes the Queen Anne’s Revenge so cool is it was the largest and meanest pirate ship to ever sail the Spanish Main. It was originally supposed to have 26 guns. When Blackbeard captured it, he added 14 more.
Most merchant ships had at most 8 to twelve guns. When they encountered the overwhelming firepower of the QAR, there was rarely an argument, and they struck their colors quick. And the QAR also ran a successful blockade of an American City, Charleston. Blackbeard captured several ships that he ransomed for a medicine chest and other valuables.
The North Carolina Maritime Museum’s Homepage for the QAR is pretty slick. You can access it here and read all about one of the most notorious pirates ever.
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