They Feed Monkeys to the Bears at the Chinese Circus
Well, to be fair, only the monkeys who don’t pedal fast enough. That first monkey got a little slow and
Read MoreI can't believe that came from your mouth!
Well, to be fair, only the monkeys who don’t pedal fast enough. That first monkey got a little slow and
Read MoreIt started over grapes.
Read MoreThe UK’s Sun newsrag has their panties in a twist over a North Korean circus act in which monkeys and
Read MoreEver wonder how a monkey prepares to attack? Evidently it involves three giant swings followed by a simian missile. If
Read MoreSure some tinhorn dictator was blown away in an epic insurrection, but did you hear about the animal hoarder who
Read MoreA captive Orangutan has been forced to stop smoking and is being sent to a re-education zoo. From CBS here:
Read MoreWell, not quite, but similar. My pants are bigger and I’m more hairy. I swear the monkey was either going
Read MoreI have written before that our federal government traffics in human brains. They also buy and sell cocaine and meth
Read MoreIn a stunning anti-homosexual and antisemetic rant today, Barack Obama demanded that all gay coconuts and all of the Jewish
Read MoreZhora the chimp who lives at a zoo in Russia is completely out of control. As such, he has been
Read MoreMonkey owners usually end up in stories like this. A Connecticut woman who raised a chimp from a baby ignored
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