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100 Tons of Pot Seized
Oct 18th
There is so much of it it takes up a whole hanger. 200,000 pounds of pot seized just before the drug cartels could get it across the border. So for those out there that think that things are getting better by decriminalizing the drugs and making pot medicinal- yeah right. They are cutting off heads down there over this stuff.
From Reuters here:
Narcotics wrapped in 10,000 brown and silver packages are on display in the patio of the Morelos military base in Tijuana October 18, 2010. Mexican soldiers seized 105 tonnes of marijuana with a U.S. street value of more than $340 million on Monday in Mexico’s biggest-ever pot haul, the army said. Heavily armed soldiers raided a series of homes in a poor suburb of Tijuana, across the border from San Diego, California, and came under fire at least once as they took the drugs.
The drug cartels weren’t going to use giant slingshots to drop 100 tons of pot into the US. They were confident they would get most or all of it across our borders. Once there it would be purchased, if you listen to the legalization crowd tell it, by people in pain that no other drug can treat. Or, as reality would clearly portend, there are a lot of stoners who don’t care that their drug is contributing to the deaths of hundreds of police, judges and soldiers on both sides of our border.
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Those Grand Cherokees Are Assembled by Drunken Stoned Union Members
Sep 23rd
Ah, Union members. They can somehow negotiate themselves a pension, no drug testing and a great salary, but are too dumb to get themselves an hourlong lunch. Watch how Democrats in Detroit party hardy with your taxpayer bailout money.
From FoxNews here:
While taxpayers are footing the bill to keep America’s auto industry off life support, an undercover investigation shows illegal activities by Chrysler employees who have enjoyed nearly $15 billion in government money.
Dozens of autoworkers in Detroit were caught on camera drinking beer and smoking marijuana before heading to work at the Chrysler plant that President Obama praised in a speech just two months ago.
The investigation — conducted over several weeks and based on tips from workers at the plant — outraged the auto giant’s top executives who reportedly called the behavior “totally unacceptable.”
Chrysler took $14.3 billion in government bailout money, which includes pre-bankruptcy loans. The company has repaid $3.7 billion.
They haven’t been fired because the Union is protecting their job, despite being shown on nationwide TV abusing alcohol, smoking drugs, littering and driving under the influence.
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Remember When it Was Wrong to Encourage Children to Smoke and Use Drugs?
Sep 22nd
As always, leftists have two sets of rules. One set for themselves and their fellow ruling class, and the other for the rest of the peasants. The latest example is making ice cream out of marijuana.
Very fattening sugary ice cream made from organic hair clippings from a hippy chick’s armpits provides up to three doses of dope per pint. And while the FDA is trying to regulate tobacco, they are completely mute about the marketing of pot products that are attractive to children. They should get Joe Camel to eat the ice cream on TV during Saturday morning cartoons.

The dope laced product is available only in Santa Cruz, California’s most hippie infested town.
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Maybe, Just Maybe, This Dude Was Doing Drugs
Jul 2nd
Meet Bobby Prosser. When not impersonating a turtle, Bobby likes to grow reefer just off of school grounds near an Elementary School in Cincinatti Ohio. Sure, his eyes look clear now, but:
From WLWT here:
A Price Hill man had his bond set at $10,000 after he was charged with drug possession, cultivation of marijuana and having weapons while under disability.
Robert Prosser was accused of knowingly cultivating within the vicinity of Rees E. Price School in Price Hill.
Police officers found 33 plants and three guns at Prosser’s Glenway Avenue home.
Growing the weed doesn’t scare me. That this guy might have three firearms certainly does!
And FARK came to the rescue with this image:

The only difference is that this stoned tortoise isn’t packing heat!
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Arrest the Whole Stoner Family
Mar 26th
Cops searching a home for drugs found a video tape showing the 3 year-old-toddler smoking pot from a glass pipe. The fat, idiotic aunt and toothless disheveled grandpop say “No Way! That kid’s too drunk to smoke dope!”
From Wlbz here:
Middletown parents are facing charges after a video shows their 3-year-old child smoking pot.
Officers found the video while executing a search warrant at the Prospect St. home of Kristian Augeri, 23, and Thomas Way, 22.
The video shows the couple’s child trying to light a glass pipe with a lighter. Way was laying next to the child, and Augeri is the one filming the incident. At one point the child appeared to inhale and then start to cough.
A man who identified himself as Way’s step-father told NBC Connecticut Wednesday that the arrests were a misunderstanding, and that the child never smoked pot. A woman who identified herself as the child’s aunt denied the allegations as well.
“There were just things around that shouldn’t have been around. He wasn’t smoking anything,” she said.
Way and Augeri face several charges, including risk of injury to a minor and use of drug paraphernalia.
Video evidence doesn’t lie. This fat aunt’s next statement should be “Ya’ll don’t know them!”
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J Patrick Bedell Was a Mama’s Boy Stoner Convinced of a 9/11 Coverup
Mar 5th
Lots more is emerging about the Pentagon Shooter, J Patrick Bedell. It seems he lived at home with his overbearing parents until he drove his POS green Toyota across the country, having 2 ounces of dope confiscated from cops along the way before parking his car at Pentagon City mall, and taking the metro one stop to the Pentagon where he died after being shot in the head while running away from a gunfight he initiated.

From the AP here:
The man who opened fire in front of the Pentagon had a history of mental illness and had become so erratic that his parents reached out to local authorities weeks ago and warned them that their son was unstable and might have a gun, authorities said Friday.
Bedell, in a blog, outlines his growing distrust of the federal government and gives credence to the idea that a criminal enterprise run out of the government could have staged the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.
Bedell, 36, had been at in-patient mental health institutions at least four times. Court records showed he was diagnosed as bipolar, or manic depressive.
His parents reported him missing on Jan. 4, one day after a Texas Highway Patrol officer stopped him for speeding in Amarillo, according to the missing person’s report. Bedell told the highway patrolman he was heading for the East Coast, and the officer used Bedell’s phone to call his mother, Kaye Bedell, because he seemed disheveled and out of sorts.
The 36-year-old Bedell returned to his parent’s home on January 18, telling them “not to ask any questions” about where he had been. But he left after that, and his parents didn’t know where he had gone.
On the day of the attack, Bedell left his car — a green, 12-year-old Toyota — in a nearby mall parking garage.
The six-foot tall, blue-eyed software devotee approached the Pentagon entrance Thursday evening wearing a jacket, dress shirt and pants, seeming like any other end-of-the-day commuter.
Law enforcement officials speaking on condition of anonymity described what happened next as a chaotic, fast-paced confrontation in which so many bullets were flying from four different guns that even a day later investigators are still trying to determine exactly whose rounds went where.
Bedell, the officials say, opened fire with a 9 millimeter handgun just five feet from the nearest officer, Marvin Carraway. Fellow officer Jeffrey Amos ran out of a nearby guard booth to confront Bedell, as did a third, unidentified officer. All three officers gave chase and fire at Bedell, who was struck in the head and left arm.
Washoe County Sheriff Mike Haley said Bedell was arrested in Reno on Feb. 1 after a deputy stopped him in a green Toyota sedan on the south end of town and found 2 ounces of marijuana but no weapons.
Haley told reporters in Reno on Friday that Bedell believed “the currency of the United States should be marijuana.”
So we have a mental patient who abused marijuana. This is a combination that has been proven to cause insanity and paranoia, and yet, his parents, who knew he smoked garbage bag loads of dope, along with his doctors, did nothing to dissuade his drug use. Oh yeah, he was from California. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was getting his illegal drugs from a stupid “medical marijuana dispensary.”
Way to go, crossing the country to start a gunfight with Pentagon cops. The only thing more hilarious than shooting you in the skull as you ran away would be if they had the keys to the room with all the 9/11 evidence the government is supposed to be hiding!
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No One Believes a Pothead
Feb 22nd
Meet Michael Mineo. When the cops saw him lighting up a joint on the streets of New York, he tried to run from cops who don’t smoke pot everyday. After his arrest he claimed that he had been buggered by a night stick. He was suing the city for 440 million bucks. That could buy a lot of weed, dude! But the jury laughed and didn’t believe a word he said. Now he is literally all butthurt and is going to do a new blame whitey tour with Al Sharpton.
From the AP here:
A New York City police officer accused of sodomizing a drug suspect in a subway station was acquitted Monday after defense attorneys spent weeks chipping away at the credibility of the accuser, a self-professed gang member who admitted to smoking pot regularly. Two colleagues were acquitted of a cover-up.
Officer Richard Kern had faced as many as 25 years in prison if convicted of aggravated sexual abuse, while Officers Andrew Morales and Alex Cruz could have gotten up to four years on charges of hindering prosecution.
Mineo has filed a $440 million lawsuit against the city. His attorney, Stephen Jackson, said the lawsuit would continue as planned and would be unaffected by the outcome of the criminal case. They’re also planning to ask federal officials to investigate and want the U.S. Marshals Service to protect Mineo.
The 25-year-old Mineo claimed he was assaulted in a Brooklyn subway station on an October afternoon in 2008 after the cops chased him for lighting a joint on the street.
He said that after he was handcuffed, one of the officers sodomized him with a baton.
The moral of the story is don’t smoke dope, stupid. And the lawsuit is going to fail too. Why would the US Marshals Service need to protect Mineo? Oh yeah, pot smoking makes you paranoid. He probably thinks the cops are out to get him.
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Chris Bartkowicz Goes to Jail After Giving Stoned Interview to Local News About his Pot Growing
Feb 15th
In Colorado, they have made “medical marijuana” legal. There is no medical usage for pot, so this really means that the local cops will stop prosecuting stoners.
But readers of this blog know that longtime stoners try to kill their kids in these situations, like the pathetic Erin Marcove who attempted to overdose her three year old grandson.
But Pot is still illegal, and the DEA still operates in Colorado. This dumbass in this video below brags about his “golden ticket” grow operation and the next day the DEA hilariously seizes his stash. I hope they seize his home, his cash, and everything he has gained from this illegal activity.
From the DenverPost here:
Federal drug-enforcement agents Friday raided the home of a Highlands Ranch man who a day earlier bragged in a 9News report about the large and profitable medical-marijuana-growing operation in his basement.
Along with the raid, Jeffrey Sweetin, the Drug Enforcement Administration’s special agent in charge of the Denver office, sent a message to anyone involved in Colorado’s increasingly profitable medical-marijuana industry.
“It’s still a violation of federal law,” Sweetin said. “It’s not medicine. We’re still going to continue to investigate and arrest people.”
Agents at the scene Friday evening said the marijuana grower, Chris Bartkowicz, had been taken into custody.
DEA agents converged on the house Friday afternoon and, before leaving several hours later, removed dozens of marijuana plants in black plastic trash bags as well as numerous high-powered growing lights.
The proximity of Bartkowicz’s home to Sand Creek Elementary School, a block away — drew the attention of DEA agents.
“Technically, every dispensary in the state is in blatant violation of federal law,” he said. “The time is coming when we go into a dispensary, we find out what their profit is, we seize the building and we arrest everybody. They’re violating federal law; they’re at risk of arrest and imprisonment.”
Bartkowicz had talked to 9News about his efforts to keep a low profile and said he didn’t think his neighbors knew about what he was doing inside his house.
“I think it’s awful,” neighbor Linda Palmer said of the marijuana-growing operation. “There’s an elementary school right there.”
Want to keep a low profile? Stop running up 4000 dollar electric bills growing your dope, and for God’s sake, don’t brag about illegally growing dope on the local evening news! I hope they bust everyone else in that news report too.
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Erin Marcove Does the World a Favor By Removing Herself From it
Dec 27th
Erin Marcove never made a correct decision in her whole life, except for the one that ended her otherwise miserable string of bad decisions. That final decision was to kill herself. It was probably for the best. She was a 44 year old grandmother of a three year old boy. She deliberately fed this boy cookies made from marijuana butter that she cooked up on her own stovetop using supposed “medical marijuana.”
When she groggily came to the next morning at her customary noonish time, she checked to find out why her neglected three year old grandson wasn’t already awake trying to sustain itself on catfood or any other stale cheetos he could scavenge. Instead she found the toddler passed out from a marijuana overdose and she refused to take him to the hospital. While under investigation for child endangerment, she finally made the right call and “an hero’d” herself. Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish.
From the Examiner here with much thanks to Red Alerts:
On the evening of Dec. 4, Erin Marcove made cookies for her 3-year-old grandson made with her favorite ingredient…Marijuana.
Marcove told police that she gave the boy the cookies which she made with “cannabis butter” around 10:30 p.m. The next day, she could not wake him.
The grandmother told investigators that when she awoke at noon, her grandson “was still sleeping, which was odd and she couldn’t get him to wake him up”
Hours later, Marcove placed the toddler in a cold shower, after he remained unresponsive. She then called the boy’s mother, but refused to call an ambulance for the child.
Once the boy’s mother arrived, she called 911 and he was rushed to the hospital. He required treatment in an intensive care unit, and tested positive for THC, the active ingredient in marijuana.
According to an arrest affidavit, police found a green jar of “suspected cannabis butter” in the refrigerator.
While still under investigation for the incident, Marcove committed suicide on Dec. 12.
Marcove was the Colorado president of “bitches to legalize marijuana” or some similar acronym. She claimed to have use pot medicinally her whole life for back problems, which is unusual because her state didn’t recognize the medicinal usage of the drug until recently. Which means she was using it illegally for years and was working to force society to allow her to continue to be a pot addict without reprisals or criminal action against her. Nice that it all worked out for her in the end.
No one can confuse a greenish foul smelling gel with butter. This bitch of a failure poisoned her own grandchild because she was a pot addict. As Rob Taylor like to call it, this victimless crime claims one more victim.
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Melvin Blevins Sentenced to 10 Years for Forcing Toddler to Smoke Pot
Sep 23rd
Well, that and having a ton of pot and enough guns to take over a town.
From AZCentral here:
An Ohio man who videotaped himself forcing his 18-month-old niece to smoke marijuana has been sentenced to 10 years in prison.
19-year-old Melvin Blevins of Pataskala was part of a marijuana-trafficking ring. A video recording showed him giving the toddler marijuana in a pipe while his girlfriend held her.
Blevins pleaded guilty in March to various drug and weapons charges, including distribution of marijuana to a person younger than 21. The girlfriend, 16-year-old Angel Dailey, pleaded guilty to child endangering and was sentenced in May to at least six months in juvenile detention.
Previous entries on this here and here.
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Dude, Forest Fires Harsh Smokey’s Buzz
Aug 18th
Bigfoot country is going up in smoke. I traveled through this part of the country last year when I was at my last job and was saddened to hear how hundreds of homes had to be evacuated in that area due to forest fires. Now Fox News is reporting that some California wildfires further south were due to pot farmers who let their cooking fire get out of control. I just wrote last month about how the illegal pot farms were poisoning the California forests.
From Fox here:
Investigators said Tuesday they believe marijuana growers with possible ties to Mexican drug cartels caused an 88,650-acre wildfire in northern Santa Barbara County, and there are many more pot farms hidden in remote areas around the nation.
“No pun intended, it’s a growing problem,” U.S. Forest Service Special Agent Russ Arthur said.
Arthur said an unspecified “cooking device” left at an encampment by suspected drug traffickers sparked the blaze on Aug. 8 that has scorched more than 137 square miles of brush and timber and briefly threatened two dozen ranches and homes.
About 30,000 marijuana plants and an AK-47 assault rifle were found near the origin of the blaze in a remote canyon in Los Padres National Forest.
Mexican drug cartels huh? You mean that people who cross the border illegally commit other crimes too? I thought they were all here to pick lettuce?
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Dirt-Worshipping Pot Smoking Mindset
Jul 24th
The morons in the so-called “Green Movement” know nothing about the science they espouse. Despite the earth getting cooler they insist that we are undergoing “Global Warming.” They want to ban tobacco, which is tightly regulated, but marijuana, grown by some mountain degenerate using questionable farming methods is just fine. Anything “organic” equals good. Anything made by scientists working in a corporation equals poison. Want proof? Listen to this moron who called Loveline in 2004:

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If you want to see the effect pot farmers have on the land check out this video. They litter and pump unauthorized chemicals and fertilizers into the soil and surrounding streams.
And the story here says that for every acre of marijuana plants grown by drug suppliers, they contaminate ten acres.
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Doped Up Vermonters
Mar 7th
I saw the headline in my feedreader about how some stooges in Vermont want to arrest Bush and Cheney for imaginary crimes, and then I saw the other story and said “Oh.”
Vermont, its time to put down the bong.
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Superhero or Supervillain? Buy This Batcave
Nov 2nd
Actually, its the Tennessee Pot Cave. I wrote about this amazing place here. Super criminals built a house atop a huge underground cave and then illegally tapped into the state’s electrical supply to use it to help grow thousands of pot plants. Now that the criminal is in jail, the property is on the auction block next month. And yeah, the cave comes complete with a hidden escape route.

From Fox News here:
An auctioneer in Lafayette expects a lot more “lookers” than “buyers” before the so-called “pot cave” near Hartsville is auctioned next month.
Authorities found a very sophisticated subterranean marijuana-growing operation under an A-frame house in 2005.
Then-owner Fred Strunk is doing 18 years in prison on guilty pleas to growing more than 500 marijuana plants, money laundering and theft.
The 15th Judicial District Drug Task Force seized the property and will sell it Dec. 8.
It would have been more valuable had the home above it not burned a year ago, officials said. The fire was started under suspicious circumstances.
What’s left to sell is a 2-mile-long cave with a 20-foot-high ceiling.
This is what it looked like during its hey-day.

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