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Hillary Actually Looks More Attractive Without Makeup
May 9th
I have been a huge critic of how badly Hillary Clinton has hit the wall. Just compare the photos below when she was a fresh-faced leftist wife of an Arkansas Democrat to not too long ago:
Now Hillary has been spotted without any makeup whatsoever. And this civilian reporter must say, she’s looking pretty good for her age. Finally.
Her freckles and blonde eyelashes are actually much more attractive than the mascara and the thick makeup she used to paint onto herself. She looks comfortable and confident. Too bad she can’t couple this fresh-faced look with a nice skirt.
Obama Says America Has Gone Soft
Sep 30th
I think he’s right. Our President used to ride mountain bikes. Now he rides girl bikes with a sissy helmet.

The real reason America is going “soft?” Check out the boner killer in chief:
Just a Reminder: Hillary is a Dog
Mar 14th
Supposedly Christwire has a custom 404 error that features HillDog, the SecState with mouth agape as if she is eating the zombie brains of the typical Democrat voter. I have been unable to validate that the custom 404 error exists, but this is simply a good opportunity to remind you why Bill Clinton stuck his wiener into a Jewish Intern. Behold and shudder, my friends.
If you need further reminder about the cybernetic choppers this SecState employs to chew her foes, look no further than this frightening link here.
North Korea Observes That Hillary is a “Funny Lady”
Jul 23rd
hillaryschoolgirl, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
Oh Snap! The Norkies have attacked the Secretary of State for her looks, saying she dresses like a school girl but is an old hag. Or something similar.
From News.com.au here:
NORTH Korea has hit back at comments by US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, describing her in an unusually personal attack as not intelligent and a “funny lady”.
A foreign ministry spokesman quoted by the communist state’s official news agency accused Clinton of making “a spate of vulgar remarks unbecoming for her position everywhere she went since she was sworn in”.
“We cannot but regard Mrs Clinton as a funny lady as she likes to utter such rhetoric, unaware of the elementary etiquette in the international community,” the spokesman said.
“Sometimes she looks like a primary schoolgirl and sometimes a pensioner going shopping.”
Waitaminnit! I thought if we just elected Obama then the international community would love us! Surely someone wouldn’t be talking smack about Shrillary!
Hillary Mask is Halloween’s Scariest
Oct 29th
Forget the gnarly burned face of Freddy Kruger. The scariest face on the 31st will be that of the Human Cankle, Hillary Rodham Clinton. I hear she’s running for President too. I am going to send her a huge box of crest white strips. Is that tax deductable?
Aiieee!!! The Face of Fright. Seriously, try some Pepsodent and some Crest strips.
From the AP here:
Hillary Rodham Clinton leads in a poll for top choice when people were asked which major 2008 presidential candidate would make the scariest Halloween costume.
Asked about costume choices, 37 percent in an Associated Press-Ipsos survey this month chose New York Sen. Clinton. Clinton was the choice of four in 10 men and one-third of women.
You know how I know she would take care of the country? Look how well she cared for her teeth. She would definitely show the same amount of effort she puts into flossing.










