Metro Hell for the Cherry Blossom Festival

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Oh, those cherry blossoms sure are pretty, but they aren’t worth spending hours waiting on the hellish transportation that is the Washington Metro Rail. It is better to hike into and out of the...

Drunk on the Metro

I’m so happy I don’t have to ride DC’s awful Metro anymore. My pals back in VA sent me this hilarious video of white drunk people trying to kill themselves on the escalators and platforms of the Metro.

Yet Another Metro Suicide

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If you are an attention whore, the ultimate way to off yourself to gain the most attention is to commit gruesome spectacular suicide in front of bystanders, while also creating a massive inconvenience to...

Reason Teases DC Metro Over Busted Escalators

As previously noted, the DC Metro employees are 97% black, union operated, and nothing seems to work correctly. Metro used to hire outside contractors to keep the escalators running but thought they could do...

Crappy Metro Service Explained

Washington DC’s Metro system is chronically broken. The trains are dingy, mechanically unsound, and the escalators never seem to work. Ticket and parking prices are outrageous, and the commute in or out via the...

Metro to Install Suicide Booths

A fifth person since January has suicided themselves under a DC Metro Train, snarling the commute for thousands of Metro riders. The situation has become intolerable for WMATA so they are going to make...

Suicide at the Van Dorn Metro

Some woman’s final act in life was to become a major inconvenience to commuters in the DC Metro Area. The woman jumped in front of the train at the Van Dorn Metro Blue Line...

Yonathan Acts a Fool

Ah, the DC Metro. Where the only good trainride is the one you take to GTFO of DC. Yonathan here discovers that he is all alone on the Metro car, and rather than enjoy...

Happy I Don’t Ride the Metro

When I worked at DHS I made the decision to stop riding the Metro train in and out of DC. I was privy to threats and risks like never before and I decided that...