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Kevin Clash AKA Elmo Puppeteered a 16 YO Boy’s Ass
Nov 12th
Elmo has been part of my child’s life since he was old enough to watch TV. We have a half-dozen of Elmo videos and even bought the dolls. My kid’s first birthday party was an Elmo theme. I loved Kevin Clash’s Being Elmo documentary on NetFlix. I had zero notion that he was a closet male pedophile- sure he was quirky, like many artists are, but he fought through poverty in Baltimore to become the puppeteering mastermind he is today, and in charge of the Sesame Street empire as chief puppeteer. He is also married with a beautiful family.
But something happened in his childhood as he reached for fame that turned his life upside down- he was likely molested by a pedophile in the business in exchange for a bigger break. And while he overcame that and went on to a success and a normal family, he apparently nurtured something dark within himself and eventually molested a child of his own who was trying to break into the biz. Trauma has a way of resurfacing, often as dark fantasies, and Kevin Clash apparently, if the reports are to be believed, gave into it. A 16 year old kid trying to break into the business was molested by Clash. Now Clash is on a leave of absence from Sesame Street. I hope he is getting the counseling he needs to fix himself, but the damage must be excruciating to his family, and of course to his young victim.
From DailyMail here:
The man who voices the puppet of Elmo on Sesame Street has taken leave amid allegations he had a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old boy.
Kevin Clash, 52, has taken a leave of absence from the popular children’s show after the program’s lawyers were contacted by a 23-year-old man who claims he had a sexual relationship with the puppeteer seven years ago, when he was aged 16.
TMZ, who reported the allegations, said that Mr Clash had admitted he had a relationship with the man, but only after the accuser was an adult and said the accusations were both false and defamatory.
‘I had a relationship with [the accuser]. It was between two consenting adults and I am deeply saddened that he is trying to make it into something it was not,’ said Mr Clash who joined Sesame Street in the mid-80s. The website reported that after the accuser’s initial meeting with Sesame Street lawyers, he felt that that he was being silenced so he hired a lawyer.
He is now being represented by Andreozzi and Associates – the firm that worked with one of the victims in the Jerry Sandusky child rape case.
In August, the accuser’s lawyers wrote a letter to Sesame Street accusing the programme of trying to ‘discredit the victim in order to protect its employee and the image of one of its most valuable characters,’ The letter also claimed the show’s attitude ‘places a greater value on a puppet than the well being of a young man.’
But Sesame Workshop officials told TMZ they found the the allegation of underage sex was unsubstantiated after a thorough investigation. They claim rather than trying to hush up the accuser, they asked for evidence of his allegations, which was not received.
The website reported they had seen an email supposedly sent to the accuser by Mr Clash, acknowledging they had the affair when he was 16, but officials believe it is fake as they say the accuser never mentioned such an email existed.
Sesame Street disciplined Mr Clash for inappropriate use of company email after they found emails between him and the accuser, but they did not indicate an illegal sexual relationship, according to TMZ.
Emails can be substantiated pretty well, and the victim was under no obligation to share that evidence with Sesame Street lawyers. Clash took a voluntary leave of absence. I suspect he is getting some much-needed sex addiction counseling, but that is little comfort to his family, nor to his victim. Child entertainment is rife with child abuse, and entertainment in general is rife with pedophilia as Corey Feldman can attest to. With so many of my heroes recently dashed- Petraeus, Romney, Armstrong- it is my sincere wish that these charges weren’t true, but I think I know better.
Speaking of Romney, when the election turned out to be about Big Bird, couldn’t these allegations have surfaced then to shut up the leftist clowns clamoring about shutting down PBS? And now that the biggest show on PBS has turned out to be allowing child abuse to perpetuate, isn’t it time we pull funding for Children’s Television Workshop, Sesame Street and PBS in general?
Addendum to an already long post: There’s tons of Elmo money to be mined in a divorce. If the allegations are true, I hope to never see Elmo giggle again.
UPDATE!! According to TNZ, a 6-figure sum was paid to the victim in exchange for him to recant the allegations that he had underage sex with Clash. He now says it was a consenting adult relationship.
t’s unclear why the accuser suddenly changed his story … but sources close to the situation tell TMZ … the accuser’s attorney had been meeting with Clash’s attorney as recent as an hour ago, discussing a financial settlement and 6-figures were on the table.
Creepy Ventriloquist Wanted to Eat Little Boys
Aug 5th
Ronald Brown, the man in the video below is telling little kids about dirty magazines. Many of the children probably had no idea that such publications existed until this pedophile and his puppet explained it to them. Now this disgusting creep has been nabbed in a world-wide child pornography roundup and evidence shows that he fantasizes about eating little boys after he molests them.
The entire horrific story is from FoxNews here:
What they found on Arnett’s computer was unlike anything some of the investigators had ever come across: long, graphic, online chats about his desire to abduct, kill and eat children. They said he had also made photos of a naked 2-year-old boy in a roasting pan inside his oven. The child and two other boys Arnett allegedly abused and photographed were later identified and found alive.
In July, authorities arrested four men they say had online discussions with Arnett about kidnapping and eating children. Those arrested included Ronald Brown, a children’s puppeteer from Florida (A YouTube video shows Brown during an appearance on a Christian TV kids show in the 1980s. In the video, he tells a child puppet that he did the right thing by refusing to look at “dirty pictures” some other youngsters tried to show him.)
In excerpts of an online chat between Arnett and Brown from 2011, the two men appear to be discussing their desire to cook a child for Easter.
“he would make a fine Easter feast,” Arnett says.
“yes, his thighs and butt cheeks would be fantastic for Easter,” Brown responds.
Prosecutors said Brown acknowledged his online conversations but said that it was all a fantasy and that he would never hurt anyone.
If you can, read the entire horrific article that details how a children’s toy and some good detective work led to the arrest of 42 of the worst pedophiles, one of whom admitted that he was now gay and a child predator because he was raped by scout master as a child.
Shocker to No One: SonDance the Clown is a Pedophile
Jun 25th
The fat assed, doughy handed clown from Arkansas, known as SonDance the clown was busted downloading loads of kiddie pr0n during a spare moment when he wasn’t making children sit on his lap.

Nothing says “Let me anally insert balloon animals into your child!” like Comic Sans and a clown costume.
From AOL here by way of Cathy:
An Arkansas clown was arrested Wednesday after a large amount of child pornography was found on his home computer.
Police traced the download to the Internet service provider of Thomas Harold Morgan, also known as “Sondance the Clown.”
There was “enough material on the computer that it would take [investigators] at least 2 or 3 weeks to go through.”
Morgan’s clowning website states that he has spent over twenty years working on his career. Being a clown, the website states, “is something deep inside.”
Here is your kid-touching nightmare fuel.
Texas Justice FTW
Jun 12th
A Texas man caught a pervert attempting to molest his 4-year-old daughter behind a barn. He did what any Texan would do- beat the pervert to death with his bare hands. No charges were filed.
From the VA here:
A father caught a man molesting his 4-year-old daughter and beat him to death Saturday. No arrests have yet been made in the case.
The resident of the home caught the Gonzales man attempting to molest his daughter and attempted to stop him. In the process, Harmon said, the resident physically struck the Gonzales man in the head several times, killing him.
The case remains under investigation. The Sheriff said he did not know what charges, if any, would be filed.
The Gonzales man’s body was taken to Travis County for an autopsy. He was declared dead at the scene by Alene Lyons, the justice of the peace
Good to know that you can punch perverts to death in Texas. That state is awesome in so many ways! Thanks to Dan Riehl.
You Have to Teach Your Kids to Fight Back
Feb 9th
And we have to start putting down criminals like this. This little 7-year-old girl saved her own life by pummeling 25-YO Scumbag Thomas Woods during a kidnapping attempt at a Wal-Mart.
From NewsNet5 here:
A man tried to kidnap a little girl from a Walmart store, and it’s caught on tape. But the 7-year-old escaped because of the lesson her parents taught her about strangers.
Brittney Baxter was toy shopping at an Atlanta Walmart when a man grabbed her, tried to put his hand over her mouth and take her out the store.
But she remembered her Stranger Danger training.
“Yeah, I was just like trying to do like this and kick as hard as I can,” Brittney said.
The man dropped Brittney and ran out of the Walmart. Police wasted no time in looking at Walmart’s surveillance video. It not only captured the chilling incident, it also captured the suspect’s getaway car which was later pulled over.
Police said 25-year old Thomas Woods was recently released from state prison. Woods matched the video, but denied being in Walmart. He told reporters after he was arrested, “I didn’t bother nobody, I was never there.” Woods was later charged with attempted kidnapping.
If the first thing a scumbag does when he gets out of prison is tries to kidnap a child, that’s it. Lights out. Why is Thomas Woods still breathing?
The Only Thing Grosser than a Gay Kid Toucher
Dec 15th
Is an Old Gay Kid Toucher that wants to lather you up in the shower!
Jerry Sandusky has a slick new country lawyer who went on the news to say that old man Sandusky was personally teaching kids how to lather up.
From WHTM here:
The lawyer says he had to stare at his own coach’s manmeat in the shower and doesn’t think that was a problem. Creepy gay coaches are gonna creep on your kids.
Jennifer Fox- Fake Pregnancy Occupy Wall Streeter Tried to Abduct Children
Nov 25th
Jennifer Fox is a crazed liberal nutbag who is suing Seattle police because she supposedly miscarried a baby as a result of being pepper sprayed. Of course that is a lie. She was never pregnant, but her claim has made her a martyr for the idiotic Occupy Movement. Now a police report has emerged that shows he attempted to abduct two young girls a few months ago. She is the reason kids have to be taught “stranger danger.”
From MyNorthWest.Com here:
Occupy Seattle protestor Jennifer Fox has publicly levied a serious claim against the Seattle Police Department; that two officers are responsible for the death of her unborn child. But now, as her claim is called into question and new information about the 19-year-old surfaces, she may come out of the ordeal being perceived as much more than a troubled teen desperate for attention.
Fox was once suspected of trying to lure two young children away from their mother. In a police report dated August 3, 2011, a mother stated a young woman had approached her daughters at Seattle’s Pritchard Beach Park during a swimming lesson. Police sources confirm that woman was Fox.
“(The mother) stated she observed (Fox) approach her children as they made their way from the lake to her car,” read the report. “(The mother) stated she could tell that (Fox) was asking the children questions by the way they were acting.”
When the mother confronted Fox, Fox stated she was a swimming coach in Bellevue and was offering the children lessons.
“Fox stated she had just returned from Greece where she had won every event she had entered in a swim meet,” according to the report. The girls told their mother Fox had asked them to leave with her, and had offered them a ride if they came to Bellevue to swim with her.
“(Fox) stated she had been trained as a swimming coach while on the ‘Special Olympics team.’ (Fox) stated she had 48 gold medals.”
Officers determined Fox “may be suffering from a mental illness or drug addiction,” and allowed her to leave, with the condition that she not return to the park. But, the incident adds to the growing suspicion that Fox was not pregnant during the clash with Seattle police last week that she said resulted in a miscarriage.
What a crazy and ugly woman. And as I’m sure, is fairly typical of everyone who is in the movement. The cops knew something was up with her because of the van she drove:
The Occupy Wall Street movement has no discernable message, but all mobs need a martyr to rally behind. For a few short hours, Jennifer Fox was that martyr. Now that she has been proven to be a liar and a danger to others, the mob will have to go search for another martyr for their cause.
Single Mom Skips Town for Two Days; Hires Kid Toucher on Craigslist to Babysit
Nov 22nd
This is a tragic and bizarre story courtesy of Rob Taylor here. A stupid single Mom who needed to get out of town for a couple of nights turned to Craigslist to find her babysitter. As a shock to no one, the lowest bidder for overnight kid watching was a disgusting blinkie-eyed high voiced child molester.
What a bad decision maker this failure of a mother is- can’t keep a man, can’t keep the support of family to watch the kids, and thinks that leaving town for a couple of nights is okay, and picks the worst possible babysitters, using the worst possible online resource.
Taiwanese Animators Explain Joe Paterno
Nov 10th
I was asked yesterday why I haven’t covered anything about the Penn State pedophilia. My response was that I really don’t follow sports and didn’t know all the facts. I really just haven’t delved into it. Now I don’t have to since the awesome animators of NMATV have summed it up nicely, complete with dancing Michael Jackson and the crowd of Pedobears.
Hey, just to make sure, if a guy rapes little boys, he’s gay, right?
Anonymous Poisons TOR Nodes; Exposes Pedophiles
Nov 4th
Those whacky Taiwanese animators describe how Anonymous took steps to expose the source IP addresses of child pornographers.
You can read more about how they did it here at pastebin.
Reason 5 to HomeSchool: Gay 2nd Grade Teacher Won’t Try to Sodomize 13 Year Old Boys at Other Schools on a School Night
Apr 26th
Meet your typical Homosexual Grade School Teacher. This one is named Aaron J Turner. When he is not teaching second graders, he is hooking up with children via Craigslist. He turned up at one schoolyard in a neighboring town after dark to meet a Dad who was turning out his 13 year old son for tricks, because this is what depraved homosexual men do with their spare time. Turns out the cops were waiting for him.
From ABC6 here:
A police department’s online sex sting nabbed an elementary school teacher trying to meet a father and his young son for sex.
Officers from the Edison Police Department arrested Aaron J. Turner on Saturday. They say an undercover police officer posted a request at CraigsList.com posing as a father with a 13-year-old boy looking for sex with another person.
Turner, a second-grade teacher at Johnsville Elementary, responded to the ad. Turner met the undercover officer at Edison School, where he was arrested.
Turner works as a teacher in the North Moor School District.
Teachers aren’t the only ones depraved in Ohio. From MansfieldNewsJournal here:
Meanwhile, a Bucyrus man was also arrested in the same Internet sex sting.
Dave Staats, 23, who is unemployed, responded to the listing the same night it was posted — along with nearly 200 other people, Sting Detective Meyer said. “I actually had so many responses that night that I had to verify my email account,” Meyer said.
Most homosexual men are gay because they themselves were victims of sexual assault at a young age, and they often seek to recreate that trauma in their own lives and to inflict it on others. I’m going to guess that Turner was preyed upon by a teacher, which is why he chose his profession. He may not have attacked 2nd graders, but once he moved up the teaching scale to Junior High School, he would have the pick of the crop to slobber over and assault.
Thanks to Trench at CraigsCrimeList for this sick reminder that some teachers choose their jobs in order to inflict lasting harm on children.
Sunflower Farmers Market CEO Busted Trying to Rape a Child
Feb 14th
Meet Michael Gilliland. He runs a competing grocery chain to Whole Foods, along with a huge organic farm in Colorado. He starting chatting to a child online and showed up at a hotel to pay the child for sex. Of course the cops were there waiting for him. No word yet on whether or not Chris Hansen was there too.
From the DailyNews here:
The CEO of Sunflower Farmers Market, a popular grocery store, resigned after he was arrested in connection with a child prostitution investigation on Thursday.
Michael Gilliland allegedly arranged a meeting with an underage girl he met online, police said.
Gilliland was charged with felony child prostitution. Gilliand’s leadership at Sunflower Farmers Market came after he founded Wild Oats Markets Inc. He’s been with Sunflower since its founding in 2002 and has helped it grow into one of the more formidable organic food companies in the country.
The article in the magazine portrayed him as a hard-working family man who brought a successful business savvy to the company. In addition to his business ventures, Gilliand also runs a 40-acre commercial organic farm in Colorado, according to the magazine.
Back in 2007 I wrote about Whole Foods CEO John Mackey who got busted in a Yahoo forum hyping his corporate stocks and he was also slamming Wild Oats Markets to try to depress their stock according to this story here.
What kind of a divorce settlement will Gilliland’s wife get?
“Kid Toucher’s Guide” Author Arrested
Dec 20th
Check out this scumbag Philip Greaves. He wrote a book called “The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover’s Code of Conduct” and even had the damn thing available on Amazon.Com for a while. He sold a personally signed book that he mailed to Florida Deputies. Those deputies were able to go to Colorado and drag this bastard from his home.
From the AP here:
Florida sheriff’s deputies have arrested a Colorado man who wrote a guide for pedophiles on obscenity charges. Polk County deputies arrested Phillip Ray Greaves II at his home in Pueblo, Colo., early Monday on a warrant out of Florida.
Polk Sheriff Grady Judd says his office was able to arrest Greaves on Florida obscenity charges because Greaves sold and mailed his book, “The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: a Child-lover’s Code of Conduct,” to Polk deputies. Judd says Greaves even signed the book.
The self-published book offered advice to pedophiles on how to make sexual encounters with children as safe as possible. It was briefly for sale on Amazon, but the website later removed it.
From the article’s comment section comes this fantastic gem:
I hear the sequel is coming soon, “Prison Loving Made Easy” and the follow up, “The Complete Idiots Guide to Anal Rape.”
Secure Your Wireless So Your Sicko Neighbor Doesnt Upload Photos of Herself Molesting Her Kids
Oct 8th
Candace Miller claimed she only started molesting her two children and uploading pictures of her doing it on the advice of some pH.D Psychologist she met on a parenting website. She did all of this by leeching free wi-fi from her neighbor, who got himself beaten down by angry cops.
From WinkNews here:
Deputies arrested Candice Miller only after they raided the wrong house. Investigators busted into the neighbors’ house suspecting they were sending child porn. Turns out Miller’s neighbors didn’t secure their wireless Internet connection.
Ted Davis says he was thrown to the ground and had his home searched by deputies Tuesday morning. They were looking for his neighbor - Candice Miller.
Davis says Miller was stealing Davis’ unsecured Internet connection which deputies say she used to send pornographic images of herself with her two children. Computer experts say this could have easily been avoided.
I think this story focuses too much on Internet Router Security on not nearly enough on the sick bitch who was filming herself molesting her kids and uploading the files online.
Clown Works for the DC Government, Molests Children
Sep 14th
Fat 50 year old kid touching clowns deserve government contracts according to the Washington DC government.
From MyFoxDC here:
Kids around D.C. know him as Fonzie the Clown. To law enforcement, he is Alphonso Pittman. And for at least the fourth time, Pittman has been charged with a sex offense.
New court documents say the victim is a 14-year-old girl. She accuses Pittman of assaulting her inside his business on Kennedy Street in Northwest.
The teenager says this past June, Pittman “placed both his hands up the front of her dress.” Pittman reached in his pocket, got out some money and asked the 14-year-old, “How much you worth?”
He has been in jail since August 21.
I thought his trick was to go to children’s parties and say “Heeeyyyy! Sit on it!”
Limited Edition Childhood Nightmare Plates
Jun 25th
I need this plate to help round out my series of creepy dishes. I already have the Elvis in his Casket dish, the Wet Sack of Kittens Dish but this one would be treasured, and only 20 dollars. This guy is so lucky to have found it on sale!

I mean, what clown would have painted this? And what clowns would buy this? No normal person would paint nor buy it right?
Reason 333 to HomeSchool: County Won’t Hire Child Molesting Bus Drivers
May 25th
I’m aghast at this story. Scott Smallwood of Upper Marlboro Maryland is a creepy-ass bus driver who swapped starburst candy for sex with a second grade boy. He filmed it on his cellphone and dropped his SD card at a 7-11 where someone found it and turned it over to cops.
The little boy referred to Smallwood as his “night bus driver.” Gadzooks.
Wife Poses as 14 Year Old Girl to Catch Cheating Hubby
Nov 12th
A British woman, who had suspicions her husband was trying to lure underage girls for sex in an online chatroom, posed as a 14 year old online in the same chat room and caught her husband in the act. All from the next room. She then called the cops and filed for divorce. She should have whacked him with a skillet too. But judging by the photos, you can see why the husband would want to stray- but to go for kids??
From the DailyMail here:
A suspicious wife caught her pensioner husband chatting up girls for internet sex by posing online as a teenager.
Cheryl Roberts, 61, suspected her husband David was logging on to chatrooms to lure schoolchildren into sex. So the mother-of-two used another computer in their home to pretend she was a 14-year-old – and snared her husband in the act. He used a webcam to carry out acts of indecency on himself - which his wife could see on her PC just yards away.
She was so shocked by the behaviour of her husband David Roberts she contacted the police and the NSPCC who seized his computer. Cardiff Crown Court heard yesterday she hooked up with Roberts, 68, when he was in his study. He was completely unaware he was chatting to his own wife in the living room next door.
Police found dozens of illegal child porn images on Roberts’ home computer and he believed he had been caught through downloading them. It was some weeks later before detectives broke the news that he had in fact been chatting up his own wife online and that it was she who led detectives to him.
Turns out he only got probation. He’s lucky he escaped the marriage with his dangly bits still attached.
Yeah, You CAN Judge a Book By Its Cover
May 13th
Check out Dennis Garthus. Just look at him. Seriously, you wouldn’t let this freak bag your groceries. If you were driving down the street and he stepped off the curb you probably wouldn’t stop. If he sat down next to you on the subway, you not only would switch seats, but you would probably try to switch cars.

His claim to fame is that he spent time in jail for molesting a 14 year old kid about 10 years ago. Now that he is out of jail after a short 7 year sentence, he was busted by the FBI for distributing kiddie porn featuring forcible rape of toddlers.
From WBBM here:
A 42-year-old southwest suburban man is jailed for possessing and sharing child pornography, some depicting children who appeared to be as young as 1 or 2.
An undercover FBI agent in February signed onto a file-sharing network on which users “befriend” each other in order to share files. The agent accessed the file folders for a user who went by the name of “Pantielover” and downloaded 53 files, some of which contained child pornography.
There were at least a half dozen images depicting sexual activity involving young girls between the ages of 2-8. In March, the agent shared some adult porn with “Pantielover,” who it was determined lived at 2620 E. Cass St. in Joliet. In return, he allegedly got more child porn from the user, including videos involving what appeared to be forced sexual contact with girls as young as 1 or 2.
Agents found there were multiple people at the Cass Street address, but a search of the state’s sex offender registry showed that one resident, Dennis Lee Garthus, was a registered sex offender.
If you are all googley-eyed, how do you know what kind of porn you are looking at? I suspect he got that way from spending too much time “spanking it.” Hey Illinois, this time don’t let this bastard back out on the streets, okay?
Reason 227 to Homeschool
Nov 30th
The fat teacher won’t take your 14 Year-Old son to “Inspiration Point.”
Meet Jennifer Tarkenton. She is a Junior High School teacher at Greenwood Lakes Middle School in Lake Mary, Florida. When she’s not teaching or raising her child, she is buying condoms for her male students and taking them to park on dark deserted streets to have sex with them.
From Local6.Com here with video:
A Seminole County middle school teacher was arrested Friday after deputies said they discovered her inside a vehicle shortly after she had sex with a 14-year-old boy.
Jennifer Tarkenton, 34, of Lake Mary, was arrested on three counts of lewd or lascivious battery on a child 12 or older by a person over the age of 18.
Tarkenton is a teacher at Greenwood Lakes Middle School in Lake Mary. The boy is a student at the school.
Deputies responded to reports of a suspicious vehicle at about 10 p.m. Thursday in the area of 800 Banana Lake Road in Lake Mary. Deputies said a woman, later identified as Tarkenton, and a 14-year-old boy were inside the vehicle.
The boy told deputies that he and Tarkenton had sex inside the vehicle after she picked him up at his house, drove to a nearby pharmacy and purchased condoms.
Boy, this teacher knows how to party. Here she is out with her sister, nearly pulling the stripper pole out of its supports with her girth.
Her MySpace page is here. Oddly enough, she hasn’t made it private right away, but continues to log into it. At the top of the page is a stupid quote by Bob Marley saying that anyone who tries to judge someone should make sure their hands are clean first.

Riiiight. Bob smoked a lot of dope, but I don’t remember him banging little kids in his car late at night.
No word on whether or not the school has fired Tarkenton or taken her child into protective custody since its wrong to have a child that close to a child sex offender.











