Teacher Puts Asspie in a Box

A West Virginia teacher put a problem child in a “bad boy fort” built of cardboard due to the boy’s misbehavior. The article doesn’t go into what type of behavior prompted the teacher to surround the kid in a...

Time to Round Up All the Asspies

Adam Lanza, noted Asspie tried to beat Cho's High Score for murder.
In the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting, it was revealed that Adam Lanza, the evil killer of those children and teachers had Aspergers syndrome according to many reports. Aspergers is often described as leaving its sufferers...

LulzSec Retards Plead Guilty

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Two members of LulzSec, one of whom pretends to be an arm-flapping Asspie sufferer, has pleaded guilty of launching cyber attacks against corporate sites. The LulzSec logo is below, now featuring a glass full of anal leakage: From CNet...

Hannaford Hacker Gets 20 Years in Jail

The hacker responsible for the largest breaches of commercial enterprises, Albert Gonzales, was sentenced yesterday to 20 years in prison. His resume of crime includes breaches at Heartland, Hannaford, TJMaxx, Office Max and many more. From the AFP here:...