Idiocracy Was Born in San Francisco
All cellphones now sold in the city limits of San Francisco have to have a label on them specifying the
Read MoreI can't believe that came from your mouth!
All cellphones now sold in the city limits of San Francisco have to have a label on them specifying the
Read MoreSince all Americans know by now that criticizing the President equates to a racist attack, it should be noted that
Read MoreAs proof, the NYC cops reach into the vast crowd of white hipsters and arrest the only black guy protesting
Read MoreObama recently launched a drone attack on an American citizen overseas, killing him for speech crimes, where he incited others
Read MoreOnce again my website is being accused of all manners of legal evil-doing. This time, a band of Indians (dot
Read MoreAnd rescue babies and what not. How can one man rescue orphans and fight mountain lions? Because he’s on a
Read MoreI think he’s right. Our President used to ride mountain bikes. Now he rides girl bikes with a sissy helmet.
Read MoreAccording to our favorite Taiwanese Animators. I love the cougar attack.
Read MoreAdam Savage from MythBusters tweeted this awesome video. I would watch this as a TV show over any other reality
Read MoreVenezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez died today as a result of a his inability to fight off cancer. The notorious leftist
Read MoreIm not a huge baseball fan. I’m a fan of pubs, however. They play baseball on the TVs in pubs,
Read MoreMeet Stephanie Pistey. This fat idiot thinks she is part vampire and part werewolf. She is going to rot in
Read MoreMonday was Golden Tee Ship Day. Upgrades to the Golden Tee platform was shipped to distributors and owners across the
Read MoreI used to only play tag, hide and seek and on special occasion, Red Rover. Now all the cool kids
Read MoreFirst he got a concussion and now he has a severely bruised hand. And the Eagles keep losing, which is
Read MoreThis is awesome. Apparently the day of rage continues (who knew?) and a bunch of hippie chicks allowed their cycles
Read MoreThis young alpaca has been hand fed since birth and she is very friendly. Unlike the goats and sheep in
Read MoreMeanwhile, back in Obama’s hometown of “Kiddie Kiddie Kiambu Kenya,” his kinsmen struggle to put out a three story apartment
Read MoreThe New Golden Tee 2012 courses ship on Monday, so this is likely my last great shot of the 2011
Read MoreNow I know why Jesse Jackson calls his professional “shakedown” outfit “Rainbow Push.” A Rainbow Push is how you evacuate
Read MoreJamey Rodemeyer became an hero last Monday, killing himself in front of his house because, despite participating in the hilarious
Read MoreAt least Georgia knows how to put down cop killers. Yet Mumia still, somehow, inexplicably, lives. In the mean time,
Read MoreA great song, catchy tune and a really bizarre video featuring a love affair between a dude and his right
Read MoreButterfly Friend, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. I’m still catching up with personal photos from this past week. Thought I’d share
Read MoreBusted Toe, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. My wonderful wife has only a couple of minor flaws. The worst of these
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