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Disney Tattoo in Key West

Disney Tattoo, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Jess made a life-long commitment to a new piece of body art, proudly showing off her geek-love for all things Disney.

Masochist Maidenhead

Masochist Maidenhead, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. I saw this carved ship’s maidenhead on Duval Street in an art gallery. The nude maidenhead has a ducttape gag and an arrow through her heart....

Awesome Velociraptor Costume

This costume looks so incredible I’ll bet Stephen Spielberg is eating his heart out over the cost of expensive CGI in his dumb dinosaur movies. Seriously, these costumes would have saved a ton on...

Making Daddy Proud

Parenting is tough- but you at least have to try. When you refuse to even try, this is what happens: What a good little decision maker! And WTF is up with Palm Beach? A...

Key West Orchids

Key West Orchids, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. We had a chance to stop by the MARC plant store and nursery in Key West to shop for plants and flowers. The MARC center...

Obama Jokes With NASA About Martians

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The only cuts Obama believes in, besides Pentagon cuts, is the decimation of the Space Program. After cancelling the lunar project and retiring the Shuttle Program, Obama laughs at scientists in NASA’s Jet Propulsion...

Tranny-Chicken

Tranny-Chicken, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. A very unusual piece of art was hanging in a local gallery here in Key West. It featured a cross-dressing chicken, complete with bustier, fishnets and high...

LulWhut?

LulWhut?, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. I saw this very submissive and blocky piece of art at a jewelry kiosk at Key West. Apparently they sell pretty well. There were two of them...

Cartney Feeling Littler Than Usual

Cartney Feeling Littler Than Usual, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Another beautiful day in Paradise. We revisited the Ripley’s Believe-It-or-Not Museum on Duval Street. There are some scary displays for a five year...

Mom-Voicing the Interlopers

Watch this Wal-Mart shopping Mom dump a child with a broken arm onto the floor in what was certainly an accident. Then some interloping black Moms, who were stalking her inside the store, attempt...