Bitch Has 99 Problems and 67 Frozen Ones Too
Irene Vandyke is a hoarder. She had 99 living cats taken from her piss-and-scat-filled dwelling and when the cops...
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LeBron James Dry Humps Half-Court Hoopster
This is a great video. A fan wins 75,000 dollars for draining a half-court skyhook and LeBron James rushes...
Knock Her Up; Watch Her Dance
This video has so many truisms in it. From the strawberries, the bellyband, the piddling when they sneeze and...
Internet Explorer Goes I Love the 90s
Microsoft says “Use our browser. We are old. And stay off our lawn.”
BrendleWhat Retweets White Kids Wishing for Scholarships
Well it seems these kids are getting an education in college after all. They are learning that white people...
Thousands of Crocodiles Under Arrest
All the stories about the massive crocodile roundup in South Africa mention that the crocs escaped from a farm....
Dog Stunts: Won’t Eat the Bacon
Dog Stunts: Won’t Eat the Bacon, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. I went to a pub last night...
The Internet Is Dangerous for Stupid People
Mary Kay Beckman is not a good decision-maker. Unable to find a man on her own, she joined the...
2 PM Music: Of Monsters and Men – “King and Lionheart”
This is one of those videos that has it all- fantasy, great costumes, magic, chase scenes, and above all,...
Liberal Poetry From a Hippie Chick
This is the poetry of the new generation, commonly called Generation Gimme. Oh, and click here to see the...
Lesbian Hate Crimes Wife; An Hero’s Self, Family Tradition Bonus
Dallas Kristin Augustine, 32, a manly-looking lesbian was married to a hotter looking older lady of 50 named Jessie...
Pot Zombie Attacks Florida Family
Another pot zombie was recently captured by the cops. At least no one was seriously hurt, unless you count...
Single Moms Are Competitive
Especially the newly-pregnant ones when they fight over a dollar. In Wisconsin two strippers, one of them pregnant, fought...
Key West Lighthouse Dancers
Key West Lighthouse Dancers, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Last day on the island and getting in some...
POV of Dog in the Pool
We just got word that our new puppy was born! It will be an Old English Sheepdog, born to...
Trolls Are A Cautionary Tale About Homeless People
My kid is pretty astute. He has heard scary stories about vampires, zombies, monsters, fairies, and other creatures of...
Planned Parenthood experiments in Key West
Planned Parenthood experiments in Key West, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. This vintage Key West photo shows early...
Ass Pirate Faces 10 Years for Enema Product Tampering
People who habitually stick things up their own assholes are rarely good decision makers. But using enemas and returning...
Bill Burr Goes Off on Yoko Ono for Good Reason
If you’ve never seen Bill Burr do his standup, you should get on Netflix and watch it, but not...
Betty Page Riding a Sea Turtle
Betty Page Riding a Sea Turtle, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Betty Page was the preeminent pinup girl...
Cat Mutilation Makes Me Want to Buy a New Corolla
Commercial from New Zealand shows that cats will do anything to ride in this POS car. Bonus Zombie Kitty.
Advanced Useless Machine Is Undefeated
This machine does absolutely nothing with maddening precision. Made from an old printer.
Heading to Key West
But I won’t be getting there the old school way of driving over the train trestles.
Obama Ate a Dog- Carter Tried to Saw One in Half
Everyone knows Carter was the worst president in history, but not everyone knows that he tried to kill a...
Obama Poses Kids Like Benneton Ad
Obama signed a bunch of stupid executive orders that would never have prevented the Sandy Hook massacre today. And...