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Schizoid Druggie Anonymous Spokesman Barrett Brown Sentenced

First Grade Zooplankton Project

Anti-cop Protester Changes Tune When He Undergoes Police Training

For me, if a cop were to order me to do something, I would comply. But for lots of BlackLivesMatter protesters and anti-police activists, they would rather get dangerously...

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BrendleWhat’s Selfish Teenager Tweets

I’ve highlighted @BrendleWhat‘s great ability to farm twitter for things that makes you really hate people, such as spoiled brats hating their maids, people getting on a plane with turbans, and how idiots think...

Hannah Sabata Steals Car, Robs Bank, Makes Viral Video

Hannah Sabata is 19, a neglectful, drug-addicted mother who lost custody of her kid to the state, and is now a famous car thief and bank robber. She’s famous because she...

Midnight Music: How To Destroy Angels – “Ice Age”

The debut music video by Trent Reznor’s new band “How to Destroy Angels” is pretty spectacular. It features a dulcet female voice to Trent’s fantastic acoustics mixed with his trademark dissonance. And to top...

Xmas Marlboros

Xmas Marlboros, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Nothing puts me in the Christmas spirit like a fitty-cent coupon inside a pack of smokes featuring a cowboy bringing home a Christmas tree on his...

Liberals Now Trying to House Poor and Refugees in Pallet Shacks

The generosity and level of caring of liberals is deep indeed. Now instead of trying to shove poor blacks into Cargo Containers like in Detroit, liberals have come up with a new “green” idea...

Jenga Ranch

Jenga Ranch, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. This Jenga block and Lincoln Log farm, built by my kid, is only accessible by a Hot Wheels racer which must first navigate a daring loop.

Retirement and Rebirth of USS Enterprise

The aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford CVN 78, is represented here in a combination model and live shot digital photo illustration. The ship is the first in a new class of nuclear-powered aircraft carriers, for the US Navy under construction at Northrop Grumman Shipbuilding-Newport News, VA.

The newest Ford Class Aircraft Carrier, CVN 80, due to be commissioned in 2018, will carry the name of the USS Enterprise. This class of ship will utilize magnetic launching systems and advanced automation...

Hairy Canadian Eco-Terrorist Nabbed at Border

Why are all leftist women so ugly? Case in point is Rebecca Jeanette Rubin, an eco-terrorist responsible for arsons in Colorado, Oregon and Northern California. This ugly liberal chick even has a moustache. She...

Fat Welfare Obama Voter Bitches About Obama Voters Making Her Food

Francis Rosario is a fat slob who appears to be a single Mom on welfare in Georgia. As an Obama voter, it means she doesn’t have to work and can spend her beloved food...

Captain Planet is Public Enemy Number One

Don Cheadle is wonderful as Captain Planet who takes his environmental message way too far. Captain Planet 2 from Don Cheadle Captain Planet 3 from Don Cheadle And is it just me or does...

Twisted Necrophiliac Woman Bangs a Skeleton

A swedish woman has been arrested for disturbing the dead, and quite frankly, disturbing most of the living too. She kept a skeleton in her home, posed with it, had sex with it, and...

Attention Whore Complains About Her Ass Implants

A fat chick covered in cellulite and trampstamps posted a video of her ass implants “flipping” upside down inside her freakishly large ass. The video is beginning to go viral, which probably makes this...

Disney’s Cartoon About Menstruation

As a huge Disney fan, I love the documentaries, but this one is a bit odd, icky and hilarious. And, as with every Disney cartoon, the main character at some point throws herself on...

Lucky Cyclist Versus Broken Dumptruck

A local bicyclist can now lay claim to being the luckiest man alive who still has to ride a bicycle. An out-of-control dumptruck ran over his freaking head! He was wearing a helmet, however...

Gay Soldier Insists on Freedom Because He Slept Naked

Bradley Manning, America’s most famous gay soldier, and beloved of the anarcho-left for his exposure of secret documents, is in court today whining that the judge should let him go because mean guards made...

Taiwanese Animators Show Elmo Choking His Chicken

As the Elmo scandal grows, the Taiwanese animators pile on for the lulz.

Should Pot Be Legalized?

Steven Crowder has the answers. Those that say yes have the fatty brains with Myelination problems. And they are crazy.

Muppets Try Out for Part of Yoda

Prior to Disney purchasing the Star Wars franchise, the Muppets tried out for the part of Yoda. This video was posted back in 2008. Don’t know how I missed it.

Winner Winner Cockroach Dinner

Life is all about the decisions you make. Take Edward Archbold here, for instance. Eddie was a tattoo aficionado and also loved his long hair and tats, but hey, he was in south Florida,...

Feds to Ban Bouncy Houses

Step one was to give everyone free Obamacare. Step two is to ban all the things that make childhood fun. Case in point is the outcry by liberals that bouncy-houses cause their precious snowflakes...

Happy Ashura Barbarians!

It is the 21st century, but that won’t stop the worshipers of the religion of Peace and Perpetual Outrage from flaying themselves violently in public in a disgusting and barbaric display of homage to...

Saturday Sunset at the Vineyard

Saturday Sunset at the Vineyard, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. It’s an off night for blogging. Enjoying some fantastic Syrah and beef stew with some dear friends in the Appalachians. Belly’s full and...

How Much is a Shipping Container Full of Poverty?

Dumbest ideas that come from liberals usually spells disaster for black people. Case in point is the latest “green architecture” initiative in which recycled cargo ship shipping containers are “recycled” into homes. And they...

I Just Don’t Get Black Friday

Why would anyone want to get up at the crack of dawn the day after Thanksgiving and put up with the crowds, the noise, the shoving and the mayhem just to save a few...

A Clown Did Something Funny At Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

A clown was in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade doing his normal routine of terrifying children with his big feet, red nose and balloon animals when something really funny happened: He dropped dead. From...

Florida Has Zombie Cats