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Walken Reads Wild Things

When I was a kid and went to the dentist, I don’t know what terrified me more- the Dentist or the creepiest kids book ever, Where the Wild Things Are. The story never made any sense and the artwork terrified 7 YO me. Christopher Walken reads this story the way only he can.

RFK Jr Displays Carbon Footprint Hiprocrisy

Who knew that RFK Jr. was still alive?  Not me.  Thought he’d have OD’d on drugs, hit a tree skiing or tried to turn a lightweight aircraft into a submarine by now.  Oh well, learn something new everyday, I suppose.  Anyways, he’s a huge Eco-Religionist, but when confronted about reducing his massive carbon footprint, he blows the environ-whacko code by revealing that voting for the right people is way more important than changing your lightbulbs.

This undead Kennedy sounds like he’s been smoking some killer reefer for 20 years but has forgotten how to exhale.

Florida Herons are Badasses

If you’ve ever wondered what happened to the dinosaurs, this settles the question.  This Heron stalks, kills and eats a gopher whole.  I’ve seen white herons in the neighborhood here eat four-foot snakes.  They whip them on the ground breaking the snake’s neck, and then its down the hatch.

Freaky Gargoyle Accident

This is sad.  A woman in Chicago was walking by a church in her neighborhood when a gargoyle jumped off a building and clobbered here.  The Taiwanese animators have taken on this story: Gargoyles...

Scaly Neighbor

This cute little fella lives in the bush under my palm tree. His main job is giving the Missus the heebie jeebies. Cranes love these as snacks so he better keep his head down.

Rumors of War

My kid spends long minutes setting up his battalions to face off against each other on the Acaciawood battlefield. There are rarely any survivors. Sometimes the soldiers succumb to giant sheepdog attacks.

Maryland Murder Mom Deemed Insane

I blogged about the Demon Maryland Murder moms here. They were dope-smoking, Obama Loving, pew-jumping crazed cultish cretins who stabbed two toddlers in an effort to exorcise them of evil. In Maryland, evil is...