Malvertising Troublemaker

This is cool! All of my malvertising tweets were turned into a music vid to Weezer’s Troublemaker.

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Train Surfer Supernovas

Some dumbass climbed atop a train for some good ol’ train surfin’ and he caught fire when he was electrocuted. This from TomoNews:

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Andy Dick Rides Bikes; Robs People

Noted crazed bisexual sexual molester actor Andy Dick made the news again this week for robbing a man and making his getaway on his bicycle. From WTOP here: Los...

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Al Gore Goes Vegan

Notorious fat huckster Al Gore is supposedly going vegan. @DRUDGE_REPORT he only gets massages from hairy legged masseuse now? — Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) November 26, 2013 In other news, the price of fried chicken...

Vandals Butthurt Over Whitewashing Graffiti

In Queens, NY, there is a section of town called 5Pointz, which, until recently, was considered a haven for vandals who practiced their art. Then the building’s owner painted over all the graffiti. Even...

Lying Whore Convicted of Murder

Crystal Magnum, the most famous stripper and lying whore in all of North Carolina, was convicted of murdering her boyfriend Reggie Daye. She will now face 14 years in prison where I’m certain she...