“Greed!” is what the looters cry before they try to steal your wealth and belongings.
In the key of “Drunk History” is this guy singing a Christmas song… Drunk.
So I was out walking the dog tonight and I heard firetrucks enter the neighborhood. I was hoping that all my neighbors were okay. The last thing I expected was to see Santa being towed by a Firetruck, with elves tossing candy to the kids. So I gathered the boy and the Missus to go watch Santa roll through the ‘hood.
A friend of my wife helped us move in and joked that we live in Pleasantville now. She might be right.
Meep meep meep meep!
No, they don’t. But lets pretend for a minute and a half that vaccinations did indeed cause autism in 1 out of 110 children receiving the vaccine.
So suck it, Jenny McCarthy and all you nutjobs who refuse to vaccinate your kids!
Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea palling around with the dictator who recently executed his own family member. What if the North Koreans find out that he is a CIA plant? Let’s find out.
CIA's plan for Denis Rodman to infiltrate the N Korean power structure is going according to plan. The NORKIES dont monitor twitter do they?
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) December 19, 2013
Having a posse often means you have to fight to get some alone time.
A little christmas jingle from the folks at TNG, with a bonus to Shut Up Wesley!