This guy’s girlfriend is terrified of tumbleweeds. I’m sure if they break up, she will find a few tumbleweeds in her bed.
Too soon? That corpse isn’t still warm is it?
Florida man by the name of David Allen Noble tries to assault a bar Rambo-Style and he gets his ass kicked by two other heroic patrons.
You can’t rob a store with a cap pistol.
Yeah, a gas leak, explosion, and building collapse in Harlem is totally the black man’s 9-11. Oh the Humanity! I’m surprised he didn’t say that the Joos did it and had been warned ahead of time.
Just fix their wifi.
Everyone was tripping face and the doctors induced labor on the wife. Scary!
This is a pretty great story.
My kid has been binge watching Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated on NetFlix and I LOLed when I saw Clark Griswald show up in a ghost town and get attacked by Gator People.