This is how Obama is dealing with Syria, Russia, Iran, North Korea… And I’m sure he thinks there is a cliff somewhere these guys will fall over.
Whenever some liberal uses the phrase “social justice” watch out. They want to take your money, often by violence.
Modern France was born into its socialist suicide pact with its hideous revolution. Now anyone with a brain is getting the fuck out of France before everyone starts eating their own and murdering each other again.
I’m pretty sure my kid would pretty much provide the same list. That Butt-Teeth one is pretty original tho!
Remy is back, this time lampooning clueless Senator Feinstein to the tune of Alanis’ iconic ironic hit.
A great date night is when the Missus says “go ahead and play some Golden Tee!” I did and this happened.
This guy’s girlfriend is terrified of tumbleweeds. I’m sure if they break up, she will find a few tumbleweeds in her bed.
Too soon? That corpse isn’t still warm is it?
Florida man by the name of David Allen Noble tries to assault a bar Rambo-Style and he gets his ass kicked by two other heroic patrons.
You can’t rob a store with a cap pistol.
Yeah, a gas leak, explosion, and building collapse in Harlem is totally the black man’s 9-11. Oh the Humanity! I’m surprised he didn’t say that the Joos did it and had been warned ahead of time.
Just fix their wifi.
Everyone was tripping face and the doctors induced labor on the wife. Scary!
This is a pretty great story.