This prediction was put into a magazine back in the ’70’s. So wrong and so right at the same time. It’s not radiowaves, and no one plays chess.
In the key of “Drunk History” is this guy singing a Christmas song… Drunk.
So I was out walking the dog tonight and I heard firetrucks enter the neighborhood. I was hoping that all my neighbors were okay. The last thing I expected was to see Santa being towed by a Firetruck, with elves tossing candy to the kids. So I gathered the boy and the Missus to go watch Santa roll through the ‘hood.
A friend of my wife helped us move in and joked that we live in Pleasantville now. She might be right.
Meep meep meep meep!
No, they don’t. But lets pretend for a minute and a half that vaccinations did indeed cause autism in 1 out of 110 children receiving the vaccine.
So suck it, Jenny McCarthy and all you nutjobs who refuse to vaccinate your kids!
Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea palling around with the dictator who recently executed his own family member. What if the North Koreans find out that he is a CIA plant? Let’s find out.
CIA's plan for Denis Rodman to infiltrate the N Korean power structure is going according to plan. The NORKIES dont monitor twitter do they?
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) December 19, 2013
Having a posse often means you have to fight to get some alone time.
A little christmas jingle from the folks at TNG, with a bonus to Shut Up Wesley!
GreenPeace has kidnapped Santa and forced him to spew out a bunch of Global Warming BS.
Of course the myth that the arctic ice is melting has proven to be a lie. But that won’t stop eco-religionists, who don’t believe in Christ, much less Christmas, from trying to denigrate another religion’s symbol to promote their own agenda.
A first grader has been suspended in Colorado for sexual harassment. The damage the school has done to this child’s sense of well being is beyond the pale. The school is bullying a first grader over a stupid zero tolerance policy. And bullying like this will influence this child’s resentment against authority.
I hope this school district gets bankrupted when the parents sue.
I’ve been playing around with my new iPhone 5s with the slow motion feature. What better is there to see in slow motion than a fluffy-ass sheepdog? Here she is playing tug with her favorite alligator toy…
And here is the sheepdog trying to get Jess to throw her the ball. Bonus is that in slow-mo, Jess sounds like she’s speaking whale like Dory from Nemo…