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	<description>I can't believe that came from your mouth!</description>
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		<title>Giant Pythons Get Hiccups?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We got to go to the Reston Zoo today since the weather was nice and warm and we checked out the Reptile House and the Giant Burmese Pythons who had a whole yin-yan scaly snuggle thing going on behind the glass.  What surprised me the most was that it looked like the big black [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/20/giant-pythons-get-hiccups/</link>
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		<title>Sandra Bullock is Stupid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Only two words can describe &#8220;Bombshell Magee,&#8221; the tattooed freakshow Jesse James, Sandra Bullock&#8217;s husband, had been slipping his willie into:
Gross Buckets

I say Sandra Bullock is stupid because she knew what kind of man her husband was when she married him.  He used to bang porn stars, so duh, Jesse is a scumbag.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/19/sandra-bullock-is-stupid/</link>
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		<title>Beaker FAILS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Muppets prove they have mastered the Internets.







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		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/19/beaker-fails/</link>
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		<title>3 PM Music: RJD2 &#8211; &#8220;The Glow&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The song here is okay, but the trail of destruction left by this plastic action figure made me laugh out loud.  Enjoy.







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		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/18/3-pm-music-rjd2-the-glow/</link>
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		<title>Lefty Vegans Attack Lefty Anarchist Former Vegan With &#8220;IT BURNS&#8221; Pie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What we have here is a case of wack-a-doodle on wack-a-doodle crime but overall, society wins.  Watch as this lefty woman gets hit with three cream pies laced with cayenne pepper and narrowly dodges a rubber chicken.

From a bemused SFGate here:

An ex-vegan who was hit with chili pepper-laced pies at an anarchist event in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/18/lefty-vegans-attack-lefty-anarchist-former-vegan-with-it-burns-pie/</link>
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		<title>Democrats Always Dreaming About the Re-Introduction of Slavery</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Can you imagine a world where no one is using carbon-based fossil fuels?  A world where your crops are brought in using just the loving labor of human hands?  Where only organic and sustainable crops are grown?  Where you grow only enough food for yourselves, your labor force, and keep enough to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/18/democrats-always-dreaming-about-the-re-introduction-of-slavery/</link>
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		<title>Psychics Are Pervs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I was a kid in the 70&#8217;s psychics were freakin&#8217; everywhere!  On TV, in the newspapers, in the tabloids-  supposedly they could do everything from bending spoons to solving kidnapping cases, which of course, always turned out to be a giant failure.  Here is another psychic trying to convince people she [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/17/psychics-are-pervs/</link>
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		<title>OH Noes!  The Feds are on Facebook!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Privacy wonks are in a tither because of a powerpoint presentation floating around showing Department of Justice agents how to mine information from peoples&#8217; Facebook, Twitter and MySpace pages.  Peoples&#8217; buddies lists are private, so are their photos and videos they cry!  Stupid liberal, if you post it on Facebook, it is no [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/17/oh-noes-the-feds-are-on-facebook/</link>
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		<title>DHS Scraps Eye of Sauron Border Initiative</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DHS had a whacky idea to ring the southern border with giant towers that would act as spotters to identify where and how many illegals were running across the border and would dispatch dudes with big butterfly nets to catch them.  But when this 2 Billion dollar contract for a virtual fence almost doubled, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/17/dhs-scraps-eye-of-sauron-border-initiative/</link>
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		<title>Australia Accuses Encyclopedia Dramatica of Hate Crimes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Encyclopedia Dramatica is a hilarious website that pokes fun at drama that is stirred up on the Internet.  Often their humor is so coarse and simple it damn near reaches the status of truth.  They are in hot water right now because a bunch of Aborigines were butthurt over their article on ED.

On [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/16/australia-accuses-encyclopedia-dramatica-of-hate-crimes/</link>
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