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	<title>BelchSpeak</title>
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	<description>I can't believe that came from your mouth!</description>
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		<title>Liberals Try to Ban More Harmless Chemicals</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you are a Democrat and think that carbon dioxide is a pollutant and should be banned, you are an idiot.  Its a harmless, odorless and colorless gas and is a keystone of life on this planet since plants can&#8217;t exist without it.  But as an idiot, you probably think sodium chloride, also [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/11/liberals-try-to-ban-more-harmless-chemicals/</link>
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		<title>Virginia Passed the Virginia Health Care Freedom Act</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Being a Virginian really makes me proud.  I&#8217;m even prouder today.  As Congress is busy rewriting the rules so they don&#8217;t have to actually vote on bills in order to pass them, Virginia today enacted the Virginia Health Care Freedom bill.  This means that if you are a Virginian, you don&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/11/virginia-passed-the-virginia-health-care-freedom-act/</link>
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		<title>150 Bucks for Half-White Smoking Baby Doll</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This doll costs 150 dollars.  But collectors everywhere are upset because it doesn&#8217;t work as advertised.  It says it comes with a certificate of authenticity, but the certificate is a cheap photocopy of what looks to be a forged certificate.  And when you take it out of the box, it won&#8217;t stop [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/10/150-bucks-for-half-white-smoking-baby-doll/</link>
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		<title>Damn.  I Had the Wrong Corey on my DeadPool</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I always thought Feldman would go before Haim.  

From RealityTVWorld here:
Former The Two Coreys star and teen idol Corey Haim is dead from apparent accidental drug overdose.  He was 38. 
The Los Angeles Police Department has confirmed the actor died around 3:30AM on Wednesday morning.  Haim was found unresponsive in his apartment [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/10/damn-i-had-the-wrong-corey-on-my-deadpool/</link>
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		<title>The Smokey Pig</title>
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The Smokey Pig, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.


We weren&#8217;t in the mood for fast food on our trip to Williamsburg so we stopped at what looked to be a local dive in Ashland Virginia called the Smokey Pig. 
Upon being seated you are given a large bowl of hot crispy hush puppies and butter. I had [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/10/the-smokey-pig/</link>
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		<title>Instead of Easter Eggs, Obama has April 5th Eco-Eggs</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What could be more biodegradable than a genuine hard boiled egg?  Certainly not a moonbat orb signed by dear leader for this year&#8217;s &#8220;equinox egg roll.&#8221;

From Fox here:
A White House announcement Monday said the eggs at this year’s April 5 roll will be made from paperboard that contains no wood fibers from endangered forests, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/09/instead-of-easter-eggs-obama-has-april-5th-eco-eggs/</link>
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		<title>Obama to Ban Fishing?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sure seems like that&#8217;s what he&#8217;s trying to do.  Thanks to Robb who let me know this morning, before it was picked up by Drudge, Michelle and HotAir.  

From ESPN here:
The Obama administration will accept no more public input for a federal strategy that could prohibit U.S. citizens from fishing the nation’s oceans, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/09/obama-to-ban-fishing/</link>
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		<title>Dont Pick Up Pussy On the Street and Think Its Free</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A lady scraped up someone&#8217;s dead cat off the street and took it to the vet.  Then she got upset that she had to pay a &#8220;disposal fee&#8221; for the carcass.  

From Lep here:
A Good Samaritan who took a dead cat to the vet was left angry after being asked to pay a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/08/dont-pick-up-pussy-on-the-street-and-think-its-free/</link>
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		<title>Dan Rather Says Obama is &#8220;Articulate&#8221; But Can&#8217;t Sell Watermelons</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Who knew Dan Rather was still working?  I heard on Rush today that Dan went on a news show to talk about the upcoming elections and claimed that Obama is &#8220;articulate&#8221; but can&#8217;t push his message.  In fact, he went on to say that Obama couldn&#8217;t sell watermelons on the roadside if the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/08/dan-rather-says-obama-is-articulate-but-cant-sell-watermelons/</link>
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		<title>Most Ethical Congress Ever Makes Up Charges to Oust a Democrat Who Would Vote Against ObamaCare</title>
		<description><![CDATA[And this is the way that politics get done under Obama and Nancy Pelosi.  If they can&#8217;t get the votes to ram commie-care down everyone&#8217;s throat, they buy the votes.  And if they can&#8217;t buy the votes, they make up false accusations in order to force a resignation.

From Politico here by way of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2010/03/08/most-ethical-congress-ever-makes-up-charges-to-oust-a-democrat-who-would-vote-against-obamacare/</link>
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