http://www.belch.com/blog I can't believe that came from your mouth! Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:35:31 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I have a post up at Geeks Are Sexy about Robert Soloway, aka the Spam King, being sentenced to four years of PMITA Prison. I wrote about his conviction last year in this post here. I included some statistics on current spam levels and how this single conviction will do nothing to ... http://www.belch.com/blog/2008/07/23/new-post-at-gas-robert-soloway-sentenced/ What?? A rapper jailed for identity theft for lying about his true name in order to dodge medical bills? The hell you say! But its true. Rapper DMX was arrested for medical identity theft after going to the Mayo Clinic for medical treatment and giving the ... http://www.belch.com/blog/2008/07/23/unbelieveably-rapper-dmx-jailed-for-stealing-medical-services/ I remember when all of the treehuggers banned the paper bag because it killed trees. Now they are switching back because plastic bags harm the landfills. Wait, what? Don't treehuggers mandate that plastics get recycled?? So why are plastic bags going to landfills? This should ... http://www.belch.com/blog/2008/07/23/los-angeles-to-ban-what-everyone-should-be-recycling/ More proof that Wiccans are morons. Katherine Gunther is 36 but thinks she's still a 16 year old girl because she believes in magick with a "K" because it creates more Ph3ar! She and a group of other 16 year old girls got wasted on wine coolers and ... http://www.belch.com/blog/2008/07/22/wicca-whack-wasted-witch-tries-to-hack-off-own-leg/ The Pretenders is one band that I just don't get to hear enough of. Chrissy Hynde can still rock like the star she is, and proves it with this song that I downloaded for free from Spinner. Click the little applet below to enjoy. [audio:http://www.belch.com/audio/chinese-plastic.mp3] http://www.belch.com/blog/2008/07/22/5-pm-music-the-pretenders-boots-of-chinese-plastic/ What a great time to be on the Internet. I just happily discovered that you can watch all of the episodes of Star Trek, the Original Series, on CBS.Com. Not that I would watch such streaming media while I was working or anything. Strictly for after-hours entertainment. And yeah, I ... http://www.belch.com/blog/2008/07/22/and-its-about-time/ I have written previously about tiny fishes that eat the grody calluses and blisters from the feet of rich spoiled housewives in Singapore. Now you can have a fishy pedicure in Alexandria, Virginia. From the AP here: Ready for the latest in spa pampering? Prepare to dunk your tootsies in a ... http://www.belch.com/blog/2008/07/22/fishies-fete-on-funky-fetid-foot-flakes/ In Plymouth, UK, fire brigades are under heavy criticism for wasting money and endangering the safety of their crew for rescuing a trapped seagull. From ThisisPlymouth here: THE fire brigade has been accused of wasting taxpayers' money after seven firefighters took two hours to rescue a seagull. One crew was called to the ... http://www.belch.com/blog/2008/07/21/fire-brigades-rescue-flying-rat/ Many old pumps still in use just weren't designed to dispense fuel at prices higher than 3.99 per gallon. Its almost like a Y2K issue brought about by democrats refusing to drill for more oil. But the stations owners have found a way to get around this problem. ... http://www.belch.com/blog/2008/07/21/high-gas-prices-and-old-pumps/ Mine? Awesome. Thanks to my buddy Mike for uploading this to his iPhone gallery. I haven't pulled the photos off my camera yet, but the iPhone has built-in gallery features for fast sharing. Yeah, I'm a little jealous at how cool the iPhone is. But my Kodak camera got ... http://www.belch.com/blog/2008/07/21/so-how-was-your-weekend/