BelchSpeak http://www.belch.com/blog I can't believe that came from your mouth! Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:10:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Hillary is Really Looking Presidential http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/02/08/hillary-is-really-looking-presidential/ http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/02/08/hillary-is-really-looking-presidential/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 04:10:19 +0000 Dr. Jones http://www.belch.com/blog/?p=10865 What with the wrinkles, jiggly jowls, turkey neck, bad dentures, tight collar, awful hair best covered by a wig- She looks like George Washington! But with Cankles!


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People are out of work and they’re hurting.
And they’re wondering where all their money went.
Well, $12.5 billion of it went to Chrysler. In the form of a bailout.
But it’s okay, because Chrysler is all-American.
Though technically 58.5% of Chrysler is owned by an Italian corporation.
And Chrysler manufactures many of it’s vehicles in Canada. And Mexico.
But I guess that doesn’t make for a great commercial.

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Some of these tools are gamer related, but most deal with botnet herding. To see the whole list go to Arbor’s site here.

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Oh, and the redneck who shouts “He’s fuckin’ dead!” with all those kids around? Total asshat.

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Teen avoids jail time for fatal crash: MyFoxORLANDO.com

From the Mail here:

A court has seen a dramatic video revealing the final moments of two teenagers who died while ‘car surfing’ before the SUV overturned and burst into flames. Carlos Velazco and Hunter Perez, both 18, were clinging to the side of their 19-year-old friend Joshua Ritter’s speeding car in DeBary, Florida.

One teenager is heard saying on the video: ‘If I died, remember this is Carlos’s idea.’ Another voice on the tape says: ‘This is insane.’ Moments before their car overturned one of the teens his heard screaming: ’Whoa, Stop.’ The footage then goes blank.

Joshua Ritter, 19, was sentenced to one year of house arrest and five years’ probation.

Tosh doesn’t do web redemptions for dead idiots, at least not yet. At least they died while car surfing and not grocery cart surfing.

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Thanks to my pal Jimmy for the heads up.

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