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		<title>Pot Zombie Attacks Florida Family</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/01/23/pot-zombie-attacks-florida-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2013 18:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another pot zombie was recently captured by the cops. At least no one was seriously hurt, unless you count the pot zombie himself, who was tazed by the cops. Greg Bruni got high on something, crawled atop the roof of a neighbor, attacked him, jerked off in front of him, rubbed his naked body on&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another <a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/?s=pot+zombie">pot zombie</a> was recently captured by the cops.  At least no one was seriously hurt, unless you count the pot zombie himself, who was tazed by the cops.  Greg Bruni got high on something, crawled atop the roof of a neighbor, attacked him, jerked off in front of him, rubbed his naked body on the clothes in the bedroom, and barely avoided getting shot by the homeowner.</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2266813/Gregory-Matthew-Bruni-911-reveals-moment-naked-home-invader-rampaged-Florida-mans-home.html">DailyMail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A Florida homeowner&#8217;s desperate 911 call reveals the moment <strong>a naked home invader broke into his family&#8217;s home before pleasuring himself on the floor and defecating throughout the house</strong>. </p>
<p>&#8216;He dropped off my roof and ran right into my house!&#8217; the terrified owner told police dispatch in North Fort Myers. &#8216;I don&#8217;t know who the Hell he is &#8211; he&#8217;s naked and he&#8217;s running in my damn house!&#8217; </p>
<p>Gregory Matthew Bruni, 21, of Venice was Tasered into submission by police on Monday night after he stormed the home after first dropping onto the homeowner from its rooftop.  Bruni allegedly next ran inside the home where the victim left his wife before pulling a 72-inch television off the wall, breaking it on the living room floor.  Bruni then allegedly grabbed a wet/dry vacuum cleaner and emptied its liquid contents on the floor. Officers say <strong>he later sucked it up in his mouth</strong>.</p>
<p>At this moment the husband told his wife to grab a gun from a back room. When she returned <strong>she fired three shots from a .38 caliber revolver at Bruni but missed</strong>, hitting a wall instead.  Possibly reacting to the shots, Bruni fell to the ground of their living room but <strong>began pleasuring himself instead of cowering</strong>.</p>
<p>Police say Bruni <strong>destroyed a TV and defecated in two areas of the home</strong> before they were able to apprehend him</p>
<p>Bruni next ran into the victim&#8217;s son&#8217;s bedroom according to the victim where he started <strong>rubbing his face into articles of clothing he found</strong>.</p>
<p>The homeowner then grabbed a shotgun from the master bedroom and used it to hold Bruni until police arrived.</p>
<p>He tried to escape police several times prompting officers to use a Taser on him to get him under control.<br />
He was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital where doctors were unable to immediately identify &#8216;what Bruni was on,&#8217; </p></blockquote>
<p>Even money says its bath salts again.  The homeowner should have shot him with his shotgun.
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		<title>The Navy Depicts a Bad Bath Salts Trip</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/01/03/the-navy-depicts-a-bad-bath-salts-trip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoa. Now I understand why pot zombies are eating peoples&#8217; faces. From the US Navy, which is tax dollars pretty well spent I think.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whoa.  Now I understand why <a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/06/27/rudy-eugene-was-a-pot-zombie/">pot zombies</a> are eating peoples&#8217; faces.  From the US Navy, which is tax dollars pretty well spent I think.</p>
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		<title>Philly Girl Kirstie Foley Chews Off Mom&#8217;s Thumb</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/12/20/philly-girl-kirstie-foley-chews-off-moms-thumb/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 21:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet 21 Year Old Obama Voter Kirstie Foley. She still lives with her Mom, invests cash in her tattoos, takes drugs, and chews off her Mom&#8217;s fingers. From the DailyMail here: Kirstie Foley attacked her mother, age 42, while she was bathing on Saturday at the apartment they share in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, and bit&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meet 21 Year Old Obama Voter Kirstie Foley.  She still lives with her Mom, invests cash in her tattoos, takes drugs, and chews off her Mom&#8217;s fingers.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/12/20/philly-girl-kirstie-foley-chews-off-moms-thumb/foley/" rel="attachment wp-att-13252"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/foley.jpg" alt="foley" width="468" height="286" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13252" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2251120/Domestic-cannibal-Kirstie-Foley-accused-biting-mothers-thumb--EATING-IT.html">the DailyMail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Kirstie Foley attacked her mother, age 42, while she was bathing on Saturday at the apartment they share in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, and bit her multiple times on her hand and her legs, police say. </p>
<p>The attack <strong>severed a piece of the woman&#8217;s thumb, which was never recovered.</strong> She is currently in serious condition at a Philadelphia hospital after nearly losing her hand because her injuries were so severe. </p>
<p>&#8216;It&#8217;s domestic cannibalism,&#8217; Upper Darby Superintendent Michael Chitwood told the Philadelphia Daily News. &#8216;We never found the tip of the finger.<strong> We don&#8217;t know whether she ate it or swallowed it. </strong></p>
<p>&#8216;Totally out of control. We don&#8217;t know if she was high on drugs or what.&#8217;<br />
Foley is currently a fugitive, wanted by police for the horrifying attack, Chitwood said.</p></blockquote>
<p>Mom.  Its what&#8217;s for dinner.
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		<title>Twisted Necrophiliac Woman Bangs a Skeleton</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/11/30/twisted-necrophiliac-woman-bangs-a-skeleton/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2012 14:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A swedish woman has been arrested for disturbing the dead, and quite frankly, disturbing most of the living too. She kept a skeleton in her home, posed with it, had sex with it, and wrote documents on how to have sex with the recently deceased. From theLocalSE here: A woman in western Sweden who was&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A swedish woman has been arrested for disturbing the dead, and quite frankly, disturbing most of the living too.  She kept a skeleton in her home, posed with it, had sex with it, and wrote documents on how to have sex with the recently deceased.</p>
<div id="attachment_13104" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 385px"><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bonebanger.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bonebanger-e1354285880354.jpg" alt="" title="bonebanger" width="375" height="428" class="size-full wp-image-13104" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Meet the BoneBanger</p></div>
<p>From <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4659013/Pictured-Swedish-woman-who-had-sex-with-skeletons.html">theLocalSE here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A woman in western Sweden who was <strong>arrested after police found skeletons in her apartment</strong> has now been charged for <strong>using the bones as sex toys</strong>, a hobby she claimed was motivated by an interest in history.</p>
<p>The woman is believed to have used the human bones for sexual gratification. The evidence that the prosecution presented to the press on Tuesday included <strong>two CDs labelled “My necrophilia” and “My first experience”</strong> which contained a number of document files and pictures.</p>
<p>“Some of the photos show a woman licking a skull,&#8221; .</p>
<p>“She has a lot of photos of morgues and chapels, and documents about how to have sex with recently deceased and otherwise dead people,” .</p>
<p>Evidence also included <strong>pictures from a morgue, which were found in a secret compartment in the woman&#8217;s home, alongside body bags and a drill</strong>.</p>
<p>If found guilty, the woman faces penalties ranging from fines up to a maximum of two years in prison.</p></blockquote>
<p>What a sick twisted woman.  Yet, there are some people within her circle who still won&#8217;t de-friend her on Facebook.  And how awful would it be to die, only to be dug up and raped by a homely, fat twisted spinster?</p>
<p>Below is a video of some of the evidence.  More photos <a href="http://www.vibe.com/article/wtf-woman-goes-trial-performing-sex-acts-skeleton">here at vibe</a>.</p>
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		<title>Happy Ashura Barbarians!</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/11/25/happy-ashura-barbarians/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2012 02:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It is the 21st century, but that won&#8217;t stop the worshipers of the religion of Peace and Perpetual Outrage from flaying themselves violently in public in a disgusting and barbaric display of homage to a dead warlord. From the DailyMail here: Blood is seen on the floor of a mosque as Indian Shiite Muslims flagellate&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is the 21st century, but that won&#8217;t stop the worshipers of the religion of Peace and Perpetual Outrage from flaying themselves violently in public in a disgusting and barbaric display of homage to a dead warlord.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ashura1.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ashura1-e1353897737677.jpg" alt="" title="ashura1" width="500" height="331" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13079" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2238211/Blood-flows-mosque-floor-Indian-Shiite-Muslims-mass-flagellation-procession.html">the DailyMail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Blood is seen on the floor of a mosque as Indian Shiite Muslims flagellate themselves during a holy procession.<br />
Muslims all over the world pay their respects with the flowing of their blood as they mourn the slaying and martyrdom of Imam Hussein, the grandson of Prophet Mohammad.<br />
He was killed by his political rivals along with 72 companions in the seventh century battle of Kerbala where some of the bodies of the dead were then mutilated.</p></blockquote>
<p>This next photo looks like the freaking zombie apocalypse, but no, its just idiotic shirtless muslims.  And yes, they do this to little kids too.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ashura2.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ashura2-e1353897960483.jpg" alt="" title="ashura2" width="500" height="338" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13081" /></a></p>
<p>Know what&#8217;s funnier than muslims beating themselves up and cutting?  Staph, HIV, and Hep C.  Women aren&#8217;t allowed to participate in this except to clean up, which is exactly what they will do if they know what&#8217;s good for them.
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		<title>World War Z Trailer</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/11/09/world-war-z-trailer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2012 14:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in 2009, I read World War Z, and it was a fantastic page turner. Now its a movie starring Brad Pitt. It doesn&#8217;t look like the same style of story-telling at all. The book was an interview format and a series of survival stories from around the world. But the zombies in this movie&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back in 2009, I read World War Z, and it was a <a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2009/03/09/you-have-to-own-world-war-z/">fantastic page turner</a>.  Now its a movie starring Brad Pitt.</p>
<p><iframe width="500" height="281" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HcwTxRuq-uk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>It doesn&#8217;t look like the same style of story-telling at all.  The book was an interview format and a series of survival stories from around the world.  But the zombies in this movie preview are quicker, yet just as determined as Brooks imagined it in the novel.
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		<title>Zombie Swarm Badge Awarded for Hurricane Sandy Checkin</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/10/28/zombie-swarm-badge-awarded-for-hurricane-sandy-checkin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 02:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like Foursquare is running a badge as an award for Halloween season swarms. Kinda creepy that I won it when I checked into a Hurricane. Large weather patterns are featured as a checkin location often enough on Foursquare that it should be its own category. Maybe a Stormchaser badge? Congrats! Your recent check-in at&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like Foursquare is running a badge as an award for Halloween season swarms. Kinda creepy that I won it when I checked into a Hurricane. Large weather patterns are featured as a checkin location often enough on Foursquare that it should be its own category. Maybe a Stormchaser badge?</p>
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<td colspan="2">Congrats! Your recent check-in at <strong>Hurricane Sandy</strong> just unlocked the Zombie Swarm badge!</td>
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<td>Ermagherd! This place is swarming! At least five Boy Scouts are in line for the bathroom (thanks a lot, Wes Anderson), there’s a Gangnam Style flash mob coming your way, and… is that a slutty Big Bird making out with Bane in the corner? Shut it down.</td>
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		<title>Zombies Know Where They Starve</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/09/05/zombies-know-where-they-starve/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2012 14:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The democrat in the photo panel below doesn&#8217;t even have the sense to run away from a zombie. Thanks to Robb!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The democrat in the photo panel below doesn&#8217;t even have the sense to run away from a zombie.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dncbrains.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dncbrains.jpg" alt="" title="dncbrains" width="450" height="670" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-12561" /></a></p>
<p>Thanks to Robb!
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		<title>Another Pot Zombie Murder?</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/07/10/another-pot-zombie-murder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2012 17:20:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Sacramento man was found naked and covered in blood after a drug-fueled murder. So this looks like another instance of a Pot Zombie. From CBS here: A naked man who may have been on drugs was arrested Saturday for killing a Tracy motel employee. Andrew Carreiro, 25, is behind bars accused of killing the&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Sacramento man was found naked and covered in blood after a drug-fueled murder.  So this looks like another instance of a <a href="http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/07/08/woman-brutally-murdered-while-working-at-a-tracy-hacienda-inn/">Pot Zombie</a>.</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2012/07/08/woman-brutally-murdered-while-working-at-a-tracy-hacienda-inn/">CBS here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A naked man who may have been on drugs was arrested Saturday for killing a Tracy motel employee.</p>
<p>Andrew Carreiro, 25, is behind bars accused of killing the 62-year-old woman who cleans rooms at the Hacienda Inn.  Witnesses say they found Cerreiro covered in blood and standing near the partially naked body of the woman.</p>
<p>At around 7 p.m. Saturday, Andrew Carreiro knocked on Haynes’ motel door selling candy and acting strange, said Haynes. “He was on like cloud 20. I don’t know what he was on, but he was on something though.”</p>
<p>Soon after being turned away, Carreiro starting breaking windows at the motel, said Haynes. But as Haynes and others ran to stop him, Carreiro disappeared. A few minutes later, there was commotion coming from inside the management apartment.  “The dude wouldn’t open the door again, so we kicked the window in. It was crazy, it was just crazy,” said Haynes.</p>
<p>Haynes and others said they broke in, and <strong>what they discovered was gruesome</strong>.  “The lady was like half-naked, and he was butt naked — blood all over him. It was crazy, man,” said Haynes.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Move Aside Pot Zombie- Here&#8217;s a Spice Ninja</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/07/03/move-aside-pot-zombie-heres-a-spice-ninja/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2012 16:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have potheads in Florida eating faces off of people. Now we have a spice smoker in Indiana taking out cops like a ninja. Remember when drugs would just give you the munchies? Me neither. From NYDailyNews here: The footage, which was posted on LiveLeak Friday, shows David Martin walking down the middle of the&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have <a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/06/27/rudy-eugene-was-a-pot-zombie/">potheads in Florida eating faces off of people</a>.  Now we have a spice smoker in Indiana taking out cops like a ninja.  Remember when drugs would just give you the munchies? Me neither.</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/indiana-man-naked-incense-induced-rampage-caught-video-article-1.1105926">NYDailyNews here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The footage, which was posted on LiveLeak Friday, shows David Martin walking down the middle of the street in the buff and punching people during a violent night-time frenzy in Indianapolis on May 20, according to Fox 59.  Police responding to the scene attempted to subdue the 27-year-old with a stun gun, but the shock had no effect on Martin, who <strong>continued to fight the officers with karate-like kicks</strong>.</p>
<p>&#8220;This guy&#8217;s like a ninja, man. Holy s&#8211;t!&#8221; an unidentified narrator says during the clip.  “No way! That guy’s strong, he’s got to be on something,” the narrator adds.</p>
<p>Martin injured a female officer when he pushed her into a building. He also punched a male cop in the face several times.</p>
<p>The video shows a crowd of onlookers gathering to watch Martin’s bare-bottomed antics, with several bystanders eventually stepping in to help cops restrain him. Martin was charged with battery, resisting law enforcement and public indecency.</p>
<p><strong>Martin admitted to using Spice, a synthetic form of cannabis, shortly before the rampage</strong>.</p></blockquote>
<p>The tasers don&#8217;t work.  Cops should use something more permanent to stop these freaks.
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