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		<title>Boy, Those Brown People Sure Can Torch a Witch!</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/04/08/boy-those-brown-people-sure-can-torch-a-witch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 20:55:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blessed Be! At least one culture in the world still knows what to do when they encounter a witch- The behead them and burn them! In Papua New Guinea two women accused of being witches were tortured for days and then beheaded in the town square while the cops watched helplessly. But you can&#8217;t criticize&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blessed Be!  At least one culture in the world <a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/02/07/brown-people-still-burning-witches-blessed-be/">still knows what to do</a> when they encounter a witch-  The behead them and burn them!  In Papua New Guinea two women accused of being witches were tortured for days and then beheaded in the town square while the cops watched helplessly. But you can&#8217;t criticize their backwards ways of thinking because they are brown people you racist.  All cultures are just as equal to every other culture.  </p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/guineapeople.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/guineapeople-e1365454088829.jpg" alt="guineapeople" width="500" height="326" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14011" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2305638/Papua-New-Guinea-Two-women-tortured-beheaded-using-witchcraft-murder-teacher.html">the DailyMail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Two women have been <strong>tortured for three days and then beheaded in a remote village in Papua New Guinea after being accused of witchcraft.</strong></p>
<p>A team of police rushed to the scene &#8211; but were forced to <strong>stand by and watch the victims being decapitated</strong> with axes as locals refused to let them come to their aid.  A large crowd kept the police at bay within sight of the clearing where the women were lying trussed up on the ground.  Villagers on the island of Bougainville ignored orders to let them go, and instead set about them with axes and knives.</p>
<p>The mob had burned down houses in the women&#8217;s village, forcing their relatives to flee into the jungle.</p></blockquote>
<p>Sounds like a wonderful, enlightened culture!  But at least they have villages to burn-  Hell, Haiti still can&#8217;t figure out how to build a standing structure.
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		<title>Travelling Light?  How About 200 Pounds of Caterpillars?</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/03/01/travelling-light-how-about-200-pounds-of-caterpillars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2013 21:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An African man made it from his native country of Burkina Faso, through the airport in Istanbul and finally all the way to London&#8217;s Gatwick airport, carrying over 200 pounds of dried caterpillars in his freaking suitcase. He claimed the dead critters were his food, because that&#8217;s what those Africans eat in Burkina Faso- bugs.&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An African man made it from his native country of Burkina Faso, through the airport in Istanbul and finally all the way to London&#8217;s Gatwick airport, carrying over 200 pounds of dried caterpillars in his freaking suitcase.  He claimed the dead critters were his food, because that&#8217;s what those Africans eat in Burkina Faso- bugs.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pillars.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/pillars.jpg" alt="pillars" width="360" height="405" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13763" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.capitalfm.co.ke/news/2013/03/man-with-94kg-of-dried-caterpillars-stopped-at-uk-airport/">CapitalNews here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>British border officials have seized 94 kilogrammes (207 pounds) of <strong>dried caterpillars from a man who claimed they were “for personal consumption”</strong>, Britain’s interior ministry said Friday.</p>
<p>Officials at Gatwick Airport, south of London, found the bugs in the luggage of a 22-year-old man who <strong>flew in from Burkina Faso via Istanbul</strong> on February 23.</p>
<p>“When officers checked his luggage they discovered tens of thousands of dried caterpillars shrink-wrapped in cellophane, which had been packed into four hessian bags,” the interior ministry said.</p>
<p>“The man claimed that they were for personal consumption and that they were to be used as food.”</p>
<p>But the caterpillars breached British rules on importing products of animal origin and will be destroyed.</p></blockquote>
<p>These aborted baby butterflies were probably something to be used in witchcraft.
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		<title>Brown People Still Burning Witches, Blessed Be!</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/02/07/brown-people-still-burning-witches-blessed-be/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2013 16:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Paupa New Guinea, aboriginal people still believe in sorcery. And as any good culture believes, you mainly deal with witches by burning them. But in Paupa New Guinea, now they have used tires and gasoline to throw on the witches because that makes them burn better. From the Telegraph here: A young mother accused&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Paupa New Guinea, aboriginal people still believe in sorcery.  And as any good culture believes, you mainly deal with witches by burning them.  But in Paupa New Guinea, now they have used tires and gasoline to throw on the witches because that makes them burn better.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pngsorcery.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pngsorcery.jpg" alt="pngsorcery" width="360" height="255" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13634" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/papuanewguinea/9854526/Sorceress-burned-alive-in-Papua-New-Guinea.html">the Telegraph here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A young mother accused of sorcery was stripped naked, doused with petrol and burned alive in Papua New Guinea because she was allegedly a sorceress.</p>
<p>The woman, Kepari Leniata, 20, was reportedly <strong>tortured with a branding iron and tied up, splashed with fuel and set alight on a pile of rubbish topped with car tyres</strong>.</p>
<p>She was torched by villagers who claimed she killed a six-year-old boy through sorcery, with police outnumbered by onlookers and unable to intervene.</p>
<p>A fire truck that responded to the incident, was also chased away.</p>
<p>Police said they were treating the torching as murder and preparing charges against those responsible.</p>
<p>There is a widespread belief in sorcery in the<strong> poverty-stricken Pacific nation</strong> where many people do not accept natural causes as an explanation for misfortune, illness, accidents or death.</p>
<p>In 1971, <strong>the country introduced a Sorcery Act</strong> to criminalise the practice.<br />
&#8220;Sorcery and sorcery-related killings are growing and the government needs to come up with a law to stop such practice,&#8221; Piso told The National.</p></blockquote>
<p>You can&#8217;t judge another culture, especially one that is so full of brown people.  Who knows, maybe she really was a witch, and if their culture demands they die, then so be it.  All I know is if you outlaw burning witches, only outlaws will burn witches.  Time for some serious witch control over there.
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		<title>Rolling My Eyes: Adam Lanza was Devil Worshipper</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/12/19/rolling-my-eyes-adam-lanza-was-devil-worshipper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2012 21:09:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now the latest crazy theory about Sandy Hook killer Adam Lanza is that he had made a website that showed he worshiped the devil. Oh, and it had gothic lettering too. As a bonus, if the local barber had precognitive powers, he would have murdered the boy. From the DailyMail here: The Sandy Hook gunman&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now the latest crazy theory about Sandy Hook killer Adam Lanza is that he had made a website that showed he worshiped the devil.  Oh, and it had gothic lettering too.  As a bonus, if the local barber had precognitive powers, he would have murdered the boy.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/12/19/rolling-my-eyes-adam-lanza-was-devil-worshipper/satanworship/" rel="attachment wp-att-13230"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/satanworship.gif" alt="satanworship" width="350" height="280" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13230" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2250661/Adam-Lanzas-classmate-reveals-Sandy-Hook-gunman-online-devil-worshiping-page.html">the DailyMail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The <strong>Sandy Hook gunman worshiped the devil and had an online page dedicated to Satan</strong>, a former classmate revealed, as his childhood barber recalls Adam Lanza never spoke and would stare at the floor every time he had his hair cut.</p>
<p>Lanza&#8217;s worshiping page had the word <strong>&#8216;Devil&#8217; written in red, Gothic-style letters against a black background</strong>, Trevor L. Todd told The National Enquirer, something which he said was &#8216;weird&#8217; and &#8216;gave him the chills&#8217;.  </p>
<p>The FBI are trying to piece together his smashed up hard drive to see if his online footprint will reveal any motive for the killing, but <strong>they strongly believe he made use of devil-worshiping and suicide sites and boasted of his murder plans on message forums</strong>.</p>
<p>Adam Lanza&#8217;s childhood barber Bob Skuba told CNN that Adam would never speak or even look at him any time he came in for a cut, which was every six weeks for years.  &#8216;It’s just weird that I actually touched him. I&#8217;d tried to joke with him,&#8217; Skuba said. &#8216;He wouldn’t even look at me. He would just be looking down at the tiles the whole time.  <strong>&#8216;I wish I would have killed him then. Or he should have killed himself a long time ago</strong>. He would have saved us all the trouble.&#8217;
</p></blockquote>
<p>It is clear this scrawny twisted lunatic didn&#8217;t value life.  But claims of Satanic worship seems almost cliche to me. I just wish when the end came that Adam had gone in order:  kill self first, and then shoot schoolkids.
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		<title>Oldest Digital Computer Restored and Working</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/11/20/oldest-digital-computer-restored-and-working/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2012 15:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love the shots of the XOR and NOR function buttons and it is certainly interesting how you can read the memory banks visually to see what values are stored in all those tubes. Very interesting that it used decimal coding instead of binary.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love the shots of the XOR and NOR function buttons and it is certainly interesting how you can read the memory banks visually to see what values are stored in all those tubes. Very interesting that it used decimal coding instead of binary.</p>
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		<title>Crazed Loon Tries to Sacrifice his Son</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/04/30/crazed-loon-tries-to-sacrifice-his-son/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are whole religions based on sacrificing your only son- something that Joseph Ramirez, 30, tried to do in San Diego. Ramirez heard his dead granny talking to him, demanding a blood sacrifice, so he slit his 8-yo&#8217;s wrists. Luckily someone put a stop to it before the boy died. From NBC SanDiego by way&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are whole religions based on sacrificing your only son- something that Joseph Ramirez, 30, tried to do in San Diego. Ramirez heard his dead granny talking to him, demanding a blood sacrifice, so he slit his 8-yo&#8217;s wrists.  Luckily someone put a stop to it before the boy died.</p>
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<p>From NBC SanDiego <a href="http://patdollard.com/2012/04/father-arrested-for-attempting-to-sacrifice-his-own-son/">by way of Pat Dollard</a>,</p>
<blockquote><p>Joseph Ramirez, 30, took his family to Mount Hope Cemetery Saturday around 4:30 p.m. and told them his dead grandmother told him to sacrifice the 8-year-old boy, according to San Diego police.</p>
<p>Officers released a report stating Ramirez had brought candles to the cemetery. One of the candles broke, and he used a piece of the broken glass to slash open his son’s forearms.</p>
<p>Ramirez then slashed his own forearms.</p>
<p>Medical assistant Corey Granberry witnessed the incident and jumped in to help along with her best friend Jaymisha Pires.</p></blockquote>
<p>If only Ramirez had changed his mind and butchered a lamb instead- he could have started a new religion plus only be charged with cruelty to animals.
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		<title>Wonder Twin Powers of the Stupid: Form of Wiccan Yoga!</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/04/17/wonder-twin-powers-of-the-stupid-form-of-wiccan-yoga/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 19:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stretching is not exercise. Sorry. It might make you flexible, but big whoop. If you pay someone to stretch, you are simply stupid. Even more so if you think that Yoga makes you a &#8220;spiritual person.&#8221; Oooh! Buddhists, the poorest cult in the world, does Yoga! The only thing dumber than Yoga is Wicca. Wiccans&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stretching is <a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2007/07/13/meditation-and-yoga-does-nothing-for-health/">not exercise</a>.  Sorry.  It might make you flexible, but big whoop.  If you pay someone to stretch, you are simply stupid.  Even more so if you think that Yoga makes you a &#8220;spiritual person.&#8221;  Oooh!  Buddhists, the poorest cult in the world, does Yoga!  The only thing dumber than Yoga is Wicca.  Wiccans are typically <a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2008/07/22/wicca-whack-wasted-witch-tries-to-hack-off-own-leg/">14 year old girls</a> running around shouting &#8220;blessed be&#8221; and pretending to cast spells like Harry Potter.  And if you are a grownup who believes in Wicca, you are simply stupid too.  Now comes a stupid man who was into both and somehow tried to form his own sex cult.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/friendyoga.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/friendyoga-e1334688784803.jpg" alt="" title="friendyoga" width="475" height="357" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-11527" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130547/Anusara-yoga-teachers-quit-emerges-founder-guru-held-Wiccan-sex-parties-told-followers-exchange-locks-pubic-hair.html">the DailyMail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>It was the lurid scandal that rocked the world of yoga to its core.<br />
But now new details have emerged of the <strong>Wiccan group sex parties</strong> hosted by John Friend, the founder of the popular Anusara yoga movement.</p>
<p>Friend is said to have <strong>founded a coven of women called Blazing Solar Flames who would give him naked massages to increase the amount of ‘energy’ between them</strong>.</p>
<p>According to The Daily Beast he called himself ‘Grand Magus’ and dubbed one of his women ‘High Priestess’ as they got down to the ‘mix of kissing and rubbing’.</p>
<p>He also <strong>told them to cut off locks of their pubic hair &#8211; and put them in an altar for another member of the coven.</strong></p>
<p>Friend stepped down in February as the figurehead of Anusara yoga, which has 600,000 students worldwide, for an indefinite period of what he called ‘self-reflection, therapy and personal retreat’.</p>
<p>He <strong>admitted to having sex with students, married women and his employees, cheating on his girlfriend and smoking marijuana.</strong>  There were also allegations about financial mismanagement in relation to pension funds.  More than <strong>100 Anusara yoga instructors have now quit in disgust</strong>.</p></blockquote>
<p>Shocker!  A fat hippie passes stretching off as exercise, smokes dope, has illicit sex and pretends to have magic powers?  I hope every one of his 600 Thousand followers (democrat voters) realize how stupid and foolish they are.
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		<title>British African Couple Torture Child to Death to Purge his Witchcraft</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/01/06/british-african-couple-torture-child-to-death-to-purge-his-witchcraft/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are quite a few people that preach that we should respect other cultures, but most cultures from Africa have no redeeming qualities. Case in point: Congolese people believe that witches influence everyone and the only way to purge bad behavior is to go to a church and have the witchiness beaten out of you.&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are quite a few people that preach that we should respect other cultures, but most cultures from Africa have no redeeming qualities.  Case in point:  Congolese people believe that witches influence everyone and the only way to purge bad behavior is to go to a church and have the witchiness beaten out of you.  This belief system is called kindoki.  And when Congolese people are allowed to immigrate abroad and aren&#8217;t required to adopt the customs of the new country, idiotic beliefs lead to death.  In this case, Eric Bikubi and Magalie Bamu tortured and killed a 15 year old boy because they thought he was under the influence of witches.  The victim, Kristy Bamu, was visiting them from France in 2010 for a Christmas vacation.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/witchtrials.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/witchtrials.jpg" alt="" title="witchtrials" width="468" height="354" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-10562" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2082618/Kristy-Bamu-15-tortured-death-witch-claim-Christmas-Day-Newham.html">the Dailymail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A teenager accused of witchcraft was <strong>tortured to death by his sister and her partner</strong> in &#8216;a tale of horror&#8217; on Christmas Day, the Old Bailey heard.  Eric Bikubi, 27, and Magalie Bamu, 28, attacked Kristy Bamu, 15, and his two sisters with <strong>pliers, knives and a hammer</strong> after accusing them of being &#8216;sorcerers&#8217;, it is claimed.</p>
<p>Kristy was in such pain after days of being attacked with sticks, a metal bar, hammer and chisel that he begged to die, jurors heard. The teenage boy had suffered more than 100 injuries &#8211; his face and head were covered in cuts and some of his teeth were missing when he was found in the blood-soaked flat.</p>
<p>He had died from a combination of his injuries and drowning. </p>
<p>The court was told he was in such pain and so exhausted from his ordeal that when he was forced into a bath he could not keep his head above the water.</p>
<p>The paramedics also found Kristy&#8217;s four siblings &#8211; brothers Yves, 22, and a 13-year-old, and two sisters Kelly, 20, and a younger sister.  ‘All were standing in the living room, hysterical, terrified and soaking wet. None of them spoke any English. Both girls appeared to be injured,’ said Mr Altman.</p>
<p>The teenager was killed because he was suspected of witchcraft.
</p></blockquote>
<p>As it turns out, this couple had attacked others for sorcery in Britain too.</p>
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<p>More on this retarded African belief system Kidoki from <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2082618/Kristy-Bamu-15-tortured-death-witch-claim-Christmas-Day-Newham.html">Dailymail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The prosecutor told jurors that <strong>the couple were believers in &#8216;kindoki&#8217;</strong> &#8211; a form of witchcraft that <strong>pervades almost all sections of their native Congolese society</strong>.</p>
<p>He said: &#8216;Kindoki usually denotes a negative, malicious force, by which people in conjunction with the spirits, or by spirits alone, deliberately inflict harm.  Kindoki pervades Congolese life, from high to low, rich to poor, and a believe in <strong>kindoki is not inconsistent with Christianity, because in the Congo it is practised in the churches with active support of the pastors</strong>. Fasting allegedly possessed children for days, and cleansing or purifying with water, are known features of practice.</p>
<p>&#8216;We actually say that was what was practised by these two on those children. If the practice of kindoki is dislocated from the control of the churches and the supervisory influence of religious leaders, then it may take on a feral and, indeed, evil character &#8211; as the prosecution suggest it did here.  The <strong>defendants were seeking Kristy&#8217;s deliverance and exorcism</strong> through the dealing out of ever-increasingly violent punishments.&#8217;
</p></blockquote>
<p>All cultures are not equal.  There are superior and inferior belief systems.  Don&#8217;t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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		<title>City Union Members Use Witchcraft in Negotiations</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 16:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Santeria Birdseed plot has resulted in one non-union idiot being fired and another one in hot water. From the MiamiHerald here: Two North Miami Beach police department employees allegedly tried to cast a spell over the city manager’s office. A note to prospective municipal employees: If you’re looking for a way to help out&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Santeria Birdseed plot has resulted in one non-union idiot being fired and another one in hot water.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/roadrunner1.png"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/roadrunner1-e1322843742423.png" alt="" title="roadrunner1" width="300" height="324" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-10283" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/11/30/2525681/north-miami-beach-police-employees.html">the MiamiHerald here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Two North Miami Beach police department employees allegedly tried to cast a spell over the city manager’s office.</p>
<p>A note to prospective municipal employees: If you’re looking for a way to help out beleaguered colleagues, <strong>casting a spell on your boss is probably not the way to go</strong>. Two North Miami Beach employees — one a police officer, the other a department office manager — are in hot water after trying to enlist some supernatural aid in the form of what they believed to be a Santeria practice.</p>
<p>Their alleged target: City Manager Lyndon Bonner, whose<strong> plan to slash the police budget</strong> prompted protests and union outrage this fall.</p>
<p>Their mystical material: handfuls of birdseed which, according to an internal affairs report, they hoped to scatter in and around Bonner’s fourth-floor office at City Hall. But when they tried to recruit a janitor to sprinkle the seeds, she balked — and turned them in.</p>
<p>Officer Elizabeth Torres told investigators she meant the manager no harm: “I want to clarify, that it’s nothing malicious and <strong>nothing intended to hurt that person</strong>.”  She was told last week she faced termination over the August incident, which took place against the backdrop of a contentious budget season. <strong>Unionized city employees must go through an appeal process</strong> before they can be fired.</p>
<p>Office manager Yvonne Rodriguez, <strong>who is not a member of the union, was fired last week</strong> for her role in the plot.</p>
<p>While Santeria practitioners have argued that <strong>their practice constitutes a legitimate religion</strong> and bristle at depictions of the practice as black magic or witchcraft, they acknowledge that <strong>public displays of their traditions can spook non-believers</strong>. And both adherents and experts say that the <strong>Afro-Cuban religion</strong>, itself an amalgamation of Catholicism and African spiritual traditions, does not count malice — such as casting harmful spells — as one of its principles.</p></blockquote>
<p>So if their fake religion of Santeria wasn&#8217;t going to harm the City manager, what the hell was the purpose of getting the stupid birdseed then?  It most certainly wasn&#8217;t going to be a blessing or a which for success for the manager, now was it?
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		<title>Haitian Culture is Stupid and Deadly</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2011/05/21/haitian-culture-is-stupid-and-deadly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 16:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everything Haitian is steeped in failure. Case in point, a New York illegal immigrant from Haiti set fire to her daughter&#8217;s head in some kind of oogie-boogie ritual she learned from her spectacular failure of a culture. From the WSJ here: Prosecutors say a New York City woman admitted setting fire to her young daughter&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everything Haitian is steeped in failure.  Case in point, a New York illegal immigrant from Haiti set fire to her daughter&#8217;s head in some kind of oogie-boogie ritual she learned from her spectacular failure of a culture.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/voodoo.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/voodoo.jpg" alt="" title="Souvenance Voodoo Festival in Haiti" width="460" height="268" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8873" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/AP3b90d62b5234488c844b620e184f3470.html">the WSJ here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Prosecutors say a New York City woman admitted setting fire to her young daughter during a voodoo ritual by <strong>pouring flammable liquid on the girl&#8217;s head and igniting it</strong>, scarring her body.</p>
<p>Marie Lauradin (lah-hahr-DAHN&#8217;) pleaded guilty Wednesday to first-degree assault by pouring the liquid on her <strong>then-6-year-old daughter</strong> at their Queens home in 2009.</p>
<p>Prosecutors say Lauradin poured the accelerant on her daughter&#8217;s head and in a circle on the floor <strong>as part of a voodoo practice </strong>involving a loa, or spirit.</p>
<p>Prosecutors say the judge indicated he would sentence her to 17 years in prison. She also faces possible deportation back to her native Haiti.</p></blockquote>
<p>It takes two years to put a stupid voodoo woman in jail for child abuse?  Just deport this witch and make her sit in a tent city surrounded by filth like the rest of her wonderful culture in Haiti is enjoying at the moment.  Is it any wonder that a group of people that worships dead chickens <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/yvette-d-clarke/keeping-hope-alive-in-hai_b_863204.html">have to sit in tents</a> and marvel at the advanced technology of modern constructed buildings and wonder how they come into being?  When liberals talk about diversity, I like to remind them of Haitians, and ask what they have to contribute to society, and watch them stutter trying to equalize that culture to our own modern one.
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