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	<title>BelchSpeak &#187; Why Homeschool?</title>
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		<title>Reason 140 to HomeSchool:  Eeeewww-  School Counselor Bangs Her Dog</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/13/reason-140-to-homeschool-eeeewww-school-counselor-bangs-her-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 15:44:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Stephanie Mickles- when she is not counselling school kids on their behavior, she is misbehaving herself by stuffing her vajayjay full of pooches. And of course she is still an employee while the court case is pending. Eee-yuuuuck.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meet Stephanie Mickles-  when she is not counselling school kids on their behavior, she is misbehaving herself by stuffing her vajayjay full of pooches.</p>
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<p>And of course she is still an employee while the court case is pending.  Eee-yuuuuck.
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		<title>Jeff Bliss Speaks to the News About the Teacher Rant</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/10/jeff-bliss-speaks-to-the-news-about-the-teacher-rant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 18:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Why Homeschool?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bad teachers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As a followup to Jeff Bliss&#8217; classroom rant against his teacher: I love that he has no regrets about how he handled the situation. And his lazy teacher, Julie Phung, is still lazy.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a followup to Jeff Bliss&#8217; <a href="http://wp.me/piuOe-3GX">classroom rant against his teacher</a>:</p>
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<p>I love that he has no regrets about how he handled the situation.  And his lazy teacher, Julie Phung, is still lazy.
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		<title>Reason 437 to Homeschool:  Duncanville High&#8217;s Julie Phung Schooled by Student for Being a Shitty Teacher</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/08/reason-437-to-homeschool-duncanville-highs-julie-phung-schooled-by-student-for-being-a-shitty-teacher/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 20:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know you suck as a teacher when the long-haired hippie kids get sick of your worthless ass. Meet Jeff. He&#8217;s sick and tired of being handed packets of material instead of actually being lectured by a real teacher. Julie Phung of the Duncanville ISD is definitely phoning it in and collecting a fat paycheck&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know you suck as a teacher when the long-haired hippie kids get sick of your worthless ass.  Meet Jeff.  He&#8217;s sick and tired of being handed packets of material instead of actually being lectured by a real teacher.  </p>
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<p>Julie Phung of the Duncanville ISD is definitely phoning it in and collecting a fat paycheck for doing nothing and Jeff here, my new hero, calls her slack ass out on it.</p>
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<p>Update!<br />
I&#8217;ve received an email from a &#8220;concerned&#8221; friend of Julie Phung.  David Farrell (david.farrell86@yahoo.com) writes:</p>
<blockquote><p>Dear Dr. Jones,</p>
<p>I am a US Army veteran and currently work  for the US Dept of Army. You have <strong>posted a vicious</strong> video about someone I went to school with. The video at Duncanville High School. The <strong>head line of your blog is very un professional coming from someone that once supported our military or still does.</strong> This is <strong>clearly a defamation case</strong>. By perpetuating this video <strong>you are participating in it</strong>. I beg of you to please at least <strong>change the title and remove the offensive language</strong> regarding the description you placed on her. I <strong>believe in freedom of speech and fought for it. I also must note the limits of speech</strong> when it causes harm. Please I beg of you to rethink this posting. </p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>David L. Farrell</p></blockquote>
<p>Wow David.  You fight for freedom of speech, yet want to limit it?  And you have the gall to try to shame me regarding my support for the troops?  You try to use your moral authority as a soldier to appeal to my sensibilities on the one hand while threatening a LOLsuit for defamation on the other?  </p>
<p>A real friend of Julie&#8217;s would tell her to stop being such a shitty teacher.  She fails her students daily and when someone points out her failures, your solution is to squelch the criticism?  Julie Phung has three choices.  She can quit her teaching job.  She can continue being the shitty teacher she is.  Or she could actually try to become a great teacher.  But she won&#8217;t improve because she doesn&#8217;t have the drive or ability to do so.</p>
<p>Why don&#8217;t you have Julie Phung post a 30 minute lecture on something from history to prove to the world that she knows how to teach?  If she&#8217;s engaging, interesting, and accurate, I might reconsider the headline.  Until then David, stop trying to squelch free speech.  Its a shitty thing to do.</p>
<p>UPDATE 2!<br />
This story has hit the big time.  Those whacky Taiwanese Animators have taken up the story:</p>
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		<title>Reason 852 to HomeSchool:  Slutty Teacher Won&#8217;t Send Pornography to Your Kid&#8217;s Cellphone</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/04/27/reason-852-to-homeschool-slutty-teacher-wont-send-pornography-to-your-kids-cellphone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Apr 2013 13:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Cara Alexander. She used a cover identity of an educator so she could prey on her students. She was arrested in Newport News VA for sending nude photos of herself to one of her students. She was also charged with taking indecent liberties with a child. From HamptonRoads here: A 27-year-old teacher has been&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meet Cara Alexander.  She used a cover identity of an educator so she could prey on her students.  She was arrested in Newport News VA for sending nude photos of herself to one of her students.  She was also charged with taking indecent liberties with a child.</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://hamptonroads.com/2013/04/teacher-charged-after-nude-photo-found-cellphone">HamptonRoads here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A 27-year-old teacher has been arrested after <strong>a nude photo of her was found on a student&#8217;s cellphone</strong> earlier this week.</p>
<p>The parents of a 17-year-old student said they found the photo on his cellphone. The parents said the woman was a teacher in Newport News and that <strong>their son and the teacher had been in a relationship</strong>.</p>
<p>Cara Alexander of Newport News was arrested today and <strong>charged with six counts of using a communications system to facilitate certain offenses involving children and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, the news release said. She was also charged with one count of taking indecent liberties with a minor.</strong></p>
<p>The freshman English teacher has been an instructor at Woodside High School since Aug. 2010, according to Michelle Morgan-Price, a Newport News Public Schools spokeswoman. Prior to that she was a substitute teacher from Jan. 2009 until she was hired at Woodside.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yet another child predator posing as a teacher.  And of course she&#8217;s not fired from her job yet since she is in a union.  At 27 this soon-to-be-registered sex offender will be unemployable and still have student loan payments.
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		<title>Yet Another Teacher Rape</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/04/25/yet-another-teacher-rape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 01:21:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Courtney Jarrell. This 22-year old teacher just completed her years at a college at incredible expense and made it her whole first six months as a teacher and basketball coach before she raped a schoolgirl. Do student loan payments get deferred if you go to jail? From the Huffpo here: A former math teacher&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meet Courtney Jarrell.  This 22-year old teacher just completed her years at a college at incredible expense and made it her whole first six months as a teacher and basketball coach before she raped a schoolgirl.  Do student loan payments get deferred if you go to jail?</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/23/courtney-jarrell-utah-teacher-rape_n_3139562.html">the Huffpo here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A former math teacher and girls&#8217; basketball coach at a Utah high school has been <strong>arrested on charges of raping a 17-year-old female student.</strong></p>
<p>Courtney Jarrell, 22, resigned from Riverton High School on Friday after being charged with two felonies, <strong>object rape and forcible sexual abuse.</strong></p>
<p>Jarrell had &#8220;illegal sexual activity&#8221; with the student at her home between February and March of this year.</p>
<p>Students at the high school told NBC affiliate KSL that they were shocked by the allegations, since Jarrell, who taught math at Riverton for eight months, was well liked. It was her first teaching job.
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<p>And all those kids in the news clips thought it was hilarious this slut high school teacher raped a fellow student.  Either that or they were all high.  Oh, and remind me again-  who has raped more kids now? Priests or school teachers?
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		<title>Re-educating My Child About Earth Day</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/04/22/re-educating-my-child-about-earth-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 23:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Walking my kindergartner home from school today I asked him if he learned about Earth Day. He said, &#8220;Yep! We are supposed to pick up trash today.&#8221; I replied, &#8220;Oh no we don&#8217;t. We pay people to pick up trash. We don&#8217;t litter, but we don&#8217;t pick up trash either. Its not our job.&#8221; &#8220;Yes&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Walking my kindergartner home from school today I asked him if he learned about Earth Day.  He said, &#8220;Yep!  We are supposed to pick up trash today.&#8221;</p>
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<p>I replied, &#8220;Oh no we don&#8217;t.  We pay people to pick up trash.  We don&#8217;t litter, but we don&#8217;t pick up trash either.  Its not our job.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes it is!  They told us that in school!&#8221; he insisted.</p>
<p>So I told him the story of the <a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2009/04/22/happy-murder-your-ex-girlfriend-and-stuff-her-corpse-in-a-box-day/">Earth Day founder Ira Einhorn</a>.  I made him repeat the name back to me.  He did.  I went on to explain to him how he was a very bad man who killed his girlfriend and stuffed her in a box and ran away from Police for thirty years.</p>
<p>He asked me, &#8220;Did he kill her with a sword?&#8221;</p>
<p>I had to think.  I didn&#8217;t describe the horrible way Ira Einhorn, the Unicorn killer, kept his girlfriend&#8217;s corpse in a box, but told him &#8220;Yep, sure. Killed her with a sword.  Do you think we should celebrate anything that this evil man told us to celebrate?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No Way!&#8221; he screamed with enthusiasm.  And then he made up his own story about a bad person who stuffed someone in a box, proving to me that the story had sunk in.  We don&#8217;t celebrate Earth Day or any other secular earth-worshipping event in our home.  Teachers can try to indoctrinate my child, and I have to use truth and facts to set him straight.  </p>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>13 Worst Predictions Made on Earth Day, 1970: <a href="http://t.co/EAJgJfrnCI" title="http://www.freedomworks.org/node/42543">freedomworks.org/node/42543</a> 14. &#8220;Nobody&#8217;s dumb enough to fall for this nonsense, are they?&#8221;</p>
<p>&mdash; Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) <a href="https://twitter.com/jtLOL/status/326437783487016960">April 22, 2013</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Reason 114 to HomeSchool:  Teachers Would Rather Cheat Than Educate</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/03/30/reason-114-to-homeschool-teachers-would-rather-cheat-than-educate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Mar 2013 16:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Atlanta has some of the worst schools in the country. Instead of churning out graduates, they churn outdropouts, welfare cheats and criminals. When standardized testing was implemented to highlight which schools needed help, instead of teaching children to improve their testing scores, 35 educators conspired together to defraud the county and falsify their test scores.&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Atlanta has some of the worst schools in the country.  Instead of churning out graduates, they churn outdropouts, welfare cheats and criminals.  When standardized testing was implemented to highlight which schools needed help, instead of teaching children to improve their testing scores, 35 educators conspired together to defraud the county and falsify their test scores.  Now they are all indicted and facing RICO charges.  Some could spend up to 45 years in jail.</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/29/us/georgia-cheating-scandal/index.html?hpt=hp_t2">CNN here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>In what has been described as one of the largest cheating scandals to hit the nation&#8217;s public education system, <strong>35 Atlanta Public Schools educators and administrators were indicted Friday on charges of racketeering and corruption.</strong></p>
<p>The school system was once touted as a model for the nation&#8217;s school districts after the district&#8217;s <strong>test scores dramatically improved in some of its toughest urban schools</strong>.</p>
<p>Among those indicted by a Fulton County, Georgia, grand jury was Beverly Hall, the former schools superintendent who <strong>gained national recognition in 2009 for turning around Atlanta&#8217;s school system.</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;She was a full participant in that conspiracy,&#8221; Fulton County District Attorney Paul Howard told reporters during a news conference announcing the charges.  &#8220;Without her, this conspiracy could not have taken place, particularly in the degree in which it took place.&#8221;</p>
<p>A state review determined that some <strong>cheating had occurred in more than half of the district&#8217;s elementary and middle schools. About 180 teachers were initially implicated in the scandal.</strong></p>
<p>For at least a period of four years, between 2005 and 2009, test answers were altered, fabricated and falsely certified, the indictment said.</p>
<p>By the time the 2009 Criterion-Referenced Competency Tests, as the standardized test is known, was administered in Atlanta Public Schools, &#8220;cheating was taking place in a majority of APS&#8217;s 83 elementary and middle schools.&#8221;</p>
<p>Of the 65 counts in the indictment, Hall and 34 others were charged with one count of violating Georgia&#8217;s Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, commonly known as RICO.  In addition to racketeering, Hall also is charged with making false statements and writings and theft by taking. If convicted on all counts, <strong>she could face a maximum of 45 years in prison.</strong></p>
<p>Among those also indicted were four of Hall&#8217;s executive administrators, six principals, two assistant principals, six testing coordinators, 14 teachers, a school improvement specialist and a school secretary.</p></blockquote>
<p>And of course, it should be noted, these are all Democrats.  The only schools that didn&#8217;t have to cheat were white majority schools.  But it shows that the teachers, who are often heralded as pious people doing the most noble of jobs, really don&#8217;t care about teaching.  They care more about tenure and spectacular union benefits.
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		<title>Newport News Teacher Poisoned by Hand Sanitizer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Mar 2013 17:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A middle-aged teacher from my old hometown of Newport News, VA claims she was systematically poisoned by students in her class. They were squirting hand sanitizer in her open mug of tea. I bet it made the scotch she was mixing her tea with taste nasty. From WVEC here: A Newport News teacher whose students&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A middle-aged teacher from my old hometown of Newport News, VA claims she was systematically poisoned by students in her class.  They were squirting hand sanitizer in her open mug of tea.  I bet it made the scotch she was mixing her tea with taste nasty.</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://www.wvec.com/my-city/nnews/Teacher-had-no-idea-her-students-were-poisoning-her-200488161.html">WVEC here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A Newport News teacher whose students have been charged with trying to poison her says she had no idea they were <strong>putting hand sanitizer in her tea.</strong></p>
<p>Jane Miller, a teacher at Hines Middle School in Newport News, says she began to feel sick at the beginning of the school year.<br />
&#8220;What it was, was my stomach would bother me. I was running a low-grade temperature. I was just exhausted by the time I got home. And putting it all together, the Germ X I was using was 60% alcohol, which equates to 130 proof, and I don&#8217;t drink that much,&#8221; said Miller.</p></blockquote>
<p>The teacher should pay closer attention to what&#8217;s going on in the classroom.  She obviously left her back turned on her open beverage regularly to provide this opportunity to tamper with her drink.  And why does it seem a shock to her that kids don&#8217;t like her or her class?
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		<title>Reason 448 to Homeschool:  Menopausal Teacher Won&#8217;t Send Naked Photos of Your Kid to a Child Pornographer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Kimberly Crain. She is an admitted child pornographer who snapped photos of underage girls and sent them to her pedophile online boyfriend. Faced with life in prison, she begged the court for mercy, blaming her actions on her shriveling ovaries and high cholesterol. From the DailyMail here: A teacher who admitted taking sexual photographs&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meet Kimberly Crain.  She is an admitted child pornographer who snapped photos of underage girls and sent them to her pedophile online boyfriend.  Faced with life in prison, she begged the court for mercy, blaming her actions on her shriveling ovaries and high cholesterol.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kimcrain.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/kimcrain.jpg" alt="kimcrain" width="306" height="423" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13856" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2292713/Teacher-took-sexually-explicit-photos-girls-class-blames-menopause-online-lover-cholesterol-levels.html">the DailyMail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A teacher who admitted taking sexual photographs of her students has tried to blame it on a long list of excuses, including high cholesterol levels, the menopause, an online love interest and aching joints.</p>
<p>Kimberly Crain, 49, from Shawnee, has <strong>already admitted making and distributing child pornography</strong>.</p>
<p>The former elementary school teacher faces life in prison but is appealing for probation. She passed on pornographic images to retired professor of early childhood development Gary Doby, of Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, who has already been sentenced to 18 life terms.</p>
<p>Her full list of excuses includes: Depression, <strong>menopause</strong>, her online love interest, her husband ignoring her, <strong>hypnosis, weight gain, increasingly high cholesterol levels,</strong> chronic joint and muscle pain, panic attacks, sleep deprivation and a rapidly changing hormonal balance.</p>
<p>Crain mainly blames her &#8216;cyber-lover&#8217; Doby, 66, who she would email the explicit photographs to.<br />
&#8216;I found myself giving in to all he wanted.<br />
&#8216;Gary briefly spoke of his fascinations with young girls, but I didn&#8217;t see it as a fetish.<br />
&#8216;He said it made him smile and feel good, so I wanted to continue to keep him happy.&#8217;</p>
<p>Nine students aged eight to 11, had previously testified that she took photos of them in her classroom and during <strong>a pizza party at her home in their underwear</strong> and also allowed them to be secretly videoed while changing. </p>
<p>A nine-year-old old girl testified that Crain told her to open her legs and do various dances that Crain then photographed.</p></blockquote>
<p>Disgusting wretched bitch.  You know what cures that menopause of yours Ms. Crain?  A flame-thrower to your uterus.
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		<title>SNL Skewers Obama as Exaggerating Liar</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2013 20:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seems like people are coming to the conclusion that Obama really doesn&#8217;t know anything about money or budgets. And I love the teacher&#8217;s response the most.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seems like people are coming to the conclusion that Obama really doesn&#8217;t know anything about money or budgets.</p>
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<p>And I love the teacher&#8217;s response the most.
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