Stupid People

Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity

Gore and Other Eco-Religious Hypocrites

Over at Hot Air is a great video documenting Al Gore’s “Inconvenient Truth” that he is a hypocrite who demands that lowly commoners go without or make do with less, while he and his eco-religious bishops, cardinals and other annointed “GreenMasters” are allowed to burn as much fuel as they please.

The reason it costs me more money to fuel my car is the insistence of liberals in Congress to not get more oil out of US territories, not build more refineries, and ridiculous regulations regarding the contents and mixture of the fuel. Oh, and the taxes on gasoline is the real sin.


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MySpace: The Place for Extortion

Two idiots, angry that they were banned from MySpace, threatened to expose vulnerabilities on MySpace’s network that would allow anyone to steal personal information. Their price for silence? MySpace had to cough up 150 Grand.

So MySpace says, “Okay, your elite hacking skills have impressed me. You must fly to Los Angeles to collect your money.” The two idiot hacker wannabes boarded a plane and flew to LA to meet an FBI agent. Heh.

From the AP here:

2 teens charged with MySpace.com extortion

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Two New York teenagers were in police custody Wednesday facing illegal computer access and attempted extortion charges after they allegedly threatened to shake down the popular Web site MySpace.com unless its operators paid them $150,000, prosecutors said.

Shaun Harrison, 18, and Saverio Mondelli, 19, of Suffolk County, N.Y. allegedly hacked into the social networking site and stole personal information from MySpace users.

After MySpace booted them from the site, the pair threatened to distribute a foolproof method for stealing information unless MySpace paid them $150,000, said Sandi Gibbons, a spokeswoman for the Los Angeles County district attorney’s office.

Mondelli and Harrison were arrested Friday when they traveled to Los Angeles to allegedly collect the payoff. Instead, they were taken into custody by undercover officers from the multi-agency electronic crimes task force who posed as MySpace employees.

They are now facing charges for felony computer tampering, extortion and attempted extortion. Lotsa Luck, Fellas. Really L33t H4x0rz don’t hack MySpace. Thanks to TechDirt for the tip.


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Stupid PE Teacher Caught With Kiddie Porn

Of particular interest to me, a PE teacher at my old High School, was nabbed in a Kiddie Porn ring. He had been trading in photos since 1996. How he managed to elude capture for so long is puzzling considering that he is described by his students as a loser and a retard.

Sicko Doofus

From Wavy 10 here. Video Here:

Kecoughtan High School teacher arrested on child porn charges

Child pornography charges has landed a Hampton High School teacher behind bars.

Robert Hatcher was arrested Tuesday at his home in Hampton. Hatcher is a physical education teacher at Kecoughtan High School.

The charges relate to the receipt and distribution of child pornography. According to an affidavit filed in federal court, Hatcher has been involved in receiving and distributing explicit images of minors over the internet since 1996.

Hatcher is being held without bond pending a preliminary hearing and detention hearing Thursday.

The investigation was conducted by the FBI and the Hampton Police Department.

I know students that still go to school there. Hatcher is a misfit assistant coach, claims to be legally blind, and rides to school everyday on a noisy moped, wearing a gigantic white space helmet. According to the video, his screen name was “Creampie” and this information arose during the bust-up of a New York child porn ring.

Hatcher is now in jail. Rot, you stupid sick bastard.


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Color it What You Want. Its Still Crap.

The UN is getting closer to stuffing unwanted, non-working laptops down the throats of the world’s poor. Too bad these laptops don’t come with a sanitation package, good food or sturdy shelter, which would be a better use of the 1 BILLION dollars the UN is throwing away on this ridiculous do-gooder scheme.

Now, however, the OLPC laptops come in ORANGE.

Look! Its a worthless tool that you can see from hundreds of yards away!

You can see my previous story on this here.


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Veterans Administration Screws 26 Million Vets

This is huge. An idiot Veterans Administration employee took data to their home in Maryland. The data in question was the socials and dates of birth of all of the veterans still alive today. The data was stolen in a burglary.

From Homeland Stupidity Here:

The Department of Veterans Affairs reported Monday that a laptop computer containing the names, dates of birth and Social Security numbers of over 26,000,000 veterans was stolen from the home of an employee who had taken the data home without authorization.

In response, the VA is sending the following letter (PDF) to veterans whose names were on the list. It has also published a list of Frequently Asked Questions (PDF) about the data breach, as if they already know what questions will be frequently asked.

I smell a rat in this incident. It is common knowledge that data of this type is extremely valuable on the cyber underground. I would not be surprised to learn that this whole “burglary” was staged. While home invasions and burglaries are a bit more common in parts of Maryland than my home in Virginia, it is still much more rare than, say, breaking into a car to steal a laptop. Im glad they got the top cops on this one and I hope the catch the criminal soon.


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Los Angeles Hates the Homeless

Los Angeles is one of the most liberal cities in the country. Aren’t liberals supposed to be the ones that care so deeply about the homeless? Havent they found a cure? It seems like the current cure to the homeless problem in Los Angeles is murder.

I don’t know how this popped onto my radar, but I have noticed a bizarre news trend lately involving stabbing and murdering homeless people in or around LA’s skid row. Its a bad trend.

First up: Woman stomped to death on Skid row. By someone that just got parolled from prison. It seems that when you get out of jail in Los Angeles, you get dumped on skid row. I guess LA does this with the intent to eliminate the common urban outdoorsmen.

Next, two homeless guys get stabbed on the same day. The stabbings were not related. Maybe instead of supplying homeless people with shopping carts, LA should supply body armour.

Next, some psycho puts on real steel bladed Freddy Kruger gloves and stabs a homeless man in the chest. As if being homeless doesnt suck enough, movie fans come to hunt you down.

Finally, there is a strange story about how two elderly women are murdering homeless men with their cars in a bizarre insurance scam. They give homeless men apartments in exchange for them signing 19 insurance policies. Once the policies are in place for 2 years, the old ladies run over the men with their cars! And they were arrested when they were selecting their next victims.

One article mentions that there are around 50,000 homeless people in Los Angeles. This liberal town does not really care about the homeless or else they would find a way to deal with the issue. But they refuse to help them. They allow these people to rot in open view of the public.

Mayor Rudy Guiliani cleaned up New York City of its homeless by getting those people help. He got services for the mentally ill. He helped find homes for those that were down on their luck. He sent addicts to drug counsellors. And he outlawed the practice of sleeping on the streets. As he said in a speech here, “A civilized society tries to move people in the direction of self-sufficiency and independence rather than allowing them to deteriorate before our eyes.”

Los Angeles needs to follow New York’s example.


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Happy Mother’s Day. Here’s Your Baby’s Hand.

Why anyone would take their child to a Chocolate Factory is beyond me. I’ve seen both Wonka movies, and those factory operators are a little twisted, and those Oompa Loompas? Terrifying.

Willy Wonka told the baby not to touch the chocolate covered conveyor belt. But did she listen? Nope.

From the AP here:

Baby’s Hand Severed at Chocolate Factory

HONOLULU – An 18-month-old girl’s hand was cut off when it became caught in a conveyor belt at a chocolate factory she was touring with her family, officials said.

The girl’s left hand was caught Saturday in a belt at the Menehune Mac Factory Gift Center, fire officials said. By the time firefighters arrived, employees had bandaged the girl and retrieved her hand.

“Our guys just put it in a bag on ice, just to preserve it in case doctors are able to do anything with it,” Fire Capt. Chris Ah Mook Sang said.

The girl and her family were attending the company’s Fifth Annual Mother’s Day Candy Making Event, a fundraiser for the Hawaii Children’s Cancer Foundation.

The factory was sanitized and production resumed in a different area of the factory.

Menehune Mac, founded in 1939, is the oldest existing manufacturer of macadamia nut candies in Hawaii, according its Web site.

So the girl is going to grow up now without a hand. No patty cake. No clapping with B-I-N-G-O singalongs.

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I’ve got a perfect lesson for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me

What do you get when you endanger a child?
Bringing it around machines running wild?
Infants dont care about candied nut brand,
You look away and bye-bye hand!
Baby won’t play patty cake

Oompa loompa doompety da
If you’re not stupid, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Doompety do


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DNA Shows Duke Stripper is a Whore

As mentioned on this blog before, the stripper at the center of the false accusations against the Duke Lacrosse Players is a whore. A second DNA test has confirmed that yes, the woman is a whore, but none of the Lacrosse Players have had sex with the black prostitute, who the press is fond of calling a “student.”

I like to call her an unfit mother, and a liar, who still owes 400 dollars to a group of white students at Duke University. The students paid her to give lapdances, and instead of putting on a show, she falsely accused them of rape. When she originally reported the “crime” she claimed that she was raped by 20 men. She later dropped it to just 3 to make it sound more credible.

From the AP Here:

2nd DNA Test Shows No Conclusive Match

RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) – A second round of DNA testing in the Duke University lacrosse rape case came back with the same result as the first – no conclusive match to any member of the team, defense attorneys said Friday.

Attorney Joseph Cheshire, who represents a team captain who has not been charged, said the tests showed genetic material from a “single male source” was found on a vaginal swab taken from the accuser, but that material did not match any of the players.

“In other words, it appears this woman had sex with a male,” said Cheshire, who spoke at a news conference with other defense attorneys in the case. “It also appears with certainty it wasn’t a Duke lacrosse player.”

But don’t take my word for it. The evidence speaks for itself.


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Lovely Bella Notte

Oh this is the night, it’s a beautiful night
And we call it bella notte…..

This is a hilarious video showing two oppressed muslim women trying to “noodle” through the process of eating spaghetti in public, while maintaining their foolish beliefs in medeival modesty under threat of beatings by Muslim men.

Click the picture to see the video.

I still can’t figure out if it is better to dump in into the top or shovel it under the bottom. And why not just take the stupid hat off? They might be mistaken as a whore according to Islam. Hat tip to Jawa.


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Time Magazine and “Facilitated Communication” are Frauds

Time magazine has a cover story this week on autism, and the story highlights a completely fraudulent method of communication with children suffering from extreme autism called “facilitated communication.” The method is not only fraudulent, but it is cruel and should be criminalized, and the practitioners jailed.

This is how this scam works: An idiot with a college degree claims that with their help, they can miraculously help severely autistic children finally be able to communicate with their loving, hopeful parents. The idiot with the college degree pretends to work with the child for a matter of weeks, and then invites in the parents to claim that they are near to a breakthrough. The idiot with the college degree will take hold of the autistic child’s hands and use those hands to type out or poke at signals or signs to convey some meaningful phrase to the parents. The parents, fooled into thinking that there is a major breakthrough in their child’s development, cry, jump for joy and give lots of cash to the idiot with the college degree.

From Time’s cover story here:

The road to Hannah’s mind opened a few days before her 13th birthday.

Her parents, therapists, nutritionists and teachers had spent years preparing the way. They had moved mountains to improve her sense of balance, her sensory perception and her overall health. They sent in truckloads of occupational and physical therapy and emotional support. But it wasn’t until the fall of 2005 that traffic finally began to flow in the other direction. Hannah, whose speech was limited to snatches of songs, echoed dialogue and unintelligible utterances, is profoundly autistic, and doctors thought she was most likely retarded. But on that October day, after she was introduced to the use of a specialized computer keyboard, Hannah proved them wrong. “Is there anything you’d like to say, Hannah?” asked Marilyn Chadwick, director of training at the Facilitated Communication Institute at Syracuse University.

With Chadwick helping to stabilize her right wrist and her mother watching, a girl thought to be incapable of learning to read or write slowly typed, “I love Mom.”

A year and a half later, Hannah sits with her tutor at a small computer desk in her suburban home outside New York City. Facilitated communication is controversial (critics complain that it’s often the facilitator who is really communicating), but it has clearly turned Hannah’s life around. Since her breakthrough, she no longer spends much of her day watching Sesame Street and Blue’s Clues. Instead, she is working her way through high school biology, algebra and ancient history. “It became obvious fairly quickly that she already knew a lot besides how to read,” says her tutor, Tonette Jacob.

She has become painfully aware of her own autism. Of this, she (Hannah) writes, “Reality hurts.”

This is complete bullshit. The “facilitators” wrote these things, not Hannah. Tonette Jacob, a failing off-broadway actress, is babysitting a completely hopeless child, and instead of letting the child watch TV, Tonette is faking it to make it look like the child is breezing through math problems. Never mind that the child cannot communicate at all without one of these “facilitators” around.

Marilyn Chadwick of the so-called “Facilitated Communication Institute” at Syracuse has even admitted that there is no scientific foundation for facilitated communication!

At Syracuse University, where Facilitated Communication was born, a study was done to determine its authenticity. A study was performed by the Quality of Care and Advocacy for Persons with Disability in New York State. Results are here:

Very simply, some trials included the presentation of two different pictures at the same time, one to the student and one to the facilitator. If the name of the facilitator’s picture was typed out, then one had proof of facilitator control over the typing. At the time, no one gave serious thought to this part of the research. It was assumed that FC was real, at least for some people, some of the time.

It took three months to finish the study, running hundreds of trials with 12 students and 9 facilitators. The results were completely unexpected, and emotionally devastating. There was not one single correct response (responses were rated by a team of 4 independent judges and, additionally, each facilitator). There was overwhelming evidence for unconscious, ongoing facilitator influence.

What was the result of the use of this fakery? I couldnt believe it when I found out. Practitioners of this fraud had used faked communications from autistic children to put fathers in jail for alleged sexual assault (which supposedly caused the autism), and children were placed in foster care due to other allegations.

Correspondence and telephone calls from all over the world began to pour in, nearly all of it extremely supportive and much of it very heart wrenching. Calls were received from families that had been torn apart due to allegations of sexual abuse directed at one or both parents, supposedly coming from their son or daughter through FC. Calls were received from fathers in jail, and from mothers whose children had been placed in foster care, again due to abuse allegations obtained through FC.

Scientific American has more on this story here. They say:

…the American Psychological Association, the American Academy of Pediatrics, the American Academy of Child & Adolescent Psychiatry and other organizations have characterized FC as undemonstrated, and either rejected it or refused to endorse it.

It is extremely irresponsible for Time Magazine to publish that a cure of autism can come from such a fraudulent source. They may as well have said that pyramids, magnets and snake oil were the cure. Why didnt they claim that Alien energy from UFO’s were the cure? How about faith healing? Why not use a psychic channeller? It is cruel to give parents of autistic children false hope that this fraudulent practice could offer a breakthrough. Its heartbreaking and should be illegal to prey on these vulnerable parents.

Thanks to Penn Jillette’s Radio program for getting me fired up about this.


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Idiot Hacker Will be Extradited

Gary McKinnon, a dimwitted, bumbling hacker wannabe, who damaged computers belonging to a Naval Weapons Station, lost his bid to avoid extradition by failing to prove that he will be sent to Club Gitmo and tried as a terrorist.

The judge laughed and dismissed his claims. From the Silicon here:

UK Nasa hacker loses extradition fight
Judge paves way for Gary McKinnon to be tried in the US…

By Will Sturgeon

Published: Wednesday 10 May 2006

A court has ruled that UK computer expert Gary McKinnon can be extradited to the US on charges of hacking US defence systems and causing $700,000 worth of damage.

McKinnon was arrested in the UK in June last year and the US authorities want to extradite him and try him on charges of illegally accessing 97 government computers during a 12-month period starting in February 2001.

Now McKinnon, 40, is one step closer to extradition after a judge at Bow Street Magistrates Court in London dismissed his legal objections to such a measure being imposed.

McKinnon must now await the decision of the Home Secretary after his objections were thrown out and in one instance branded “feeble”.

Judge Nicholas Evans said there is no reason why McKinnon should not face trial in the US for a series of computer hacks which caused damage to US military computers.

“My view is, unquestionably, if the defendant is to face prosecution, it should be in the US,” he said. “I readily accept, if convicted in the US the probable sentence is likely to be appreciably harsher… than it would be in the UK… but so be it.”

See the rest of the articles on McKinnon here. Note that this idiot has no skills. He stumbled upon weak passwords in programs like PCAnywhere and Remotely Anywhere on government systems, and then used his access to delete files.


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Aetna Screws its Customers

Stupid Aetna employee was probably kicking back having Margaritas at the local pub while criminals broke into his car to steal his laptop. So now 38,000 Aetna customers have had their socials, names and addies exposed. Who needs a phishing scam with choice tidbits like this?

From CNET Here:

Aetna says laptop with member data stolen

Health insurer Aetna on Wednesday said a laptop computer containing personal information on about 38,000 of its members was stolen from an employee’s car.

The data includes names, addresses and Social Security numbers, spokeswoman Cynthia Michener said. No personal banking information or health claim data was on the laptop, she added.

The members are employees of two companies that are Aetna customers, the company said in a statement. Michener said the two companies had asked that their names not be disclosed.

“They wanted all of their employees to have received their notifications directly before releasing their name,” Michener said.

Aetna, with about 27.9 million members, is one of the largest health care insurers in the United States.

The company said it is working to notify all affected members by letter. Aetna has offered to pay for credit monitoring services for the affected members to help prevent potential misuse of the information.
In other news:

The car was broken into while it was in an outdoor public parking lot, Michener said. The doors were locked, she added.

Aetna said it deeply regrets the incident and has apologized to its members.

Laptops are choice targets for criminals. And if a laptop has personal data on it, it should be carefully guarded, and certainly not left on the passenger seat of a car.


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Lo-Jack for Whores

As the Duke Stripper case clearly demonstrates, hookers, whores and strippers take safety too lightly. They wear next to nothing, are completely unarmed, and are supposed to do their jobs in the dead of night. How will they ever protect themselves?

Why, its Lo-Jack for Whores, From Ronco! Those 5-inch platform shoes have plenty of room for everything the girl-on-the-back needs for personal protection. It has a GPS, an audible alarm, and could provide emergency locator services for the police, the fire department, or maybe even your pimp.

This sounds like a joke, but I’m not so sure. From the pages of the project designer, Aphrodite Project here:

One of the main concerns of contemporary urban sex workers, even in areas where prostitution is legal, is violence. Each sandal will have an audible alarm system, which emits a piercing noise to scare off attackers. The shoes are also outfitted with a built in GPS receiver and an emergency button that relays both the prostitute’s location and a silent alarm signal to public emergency services.

The shoes will transmit their location via APRS (Automatic Position Reporting System) originally developed by Bob Bruninga, US Naval Academy Satellite Lab, in the late 1970s. APRS uses amateur radio to transmit position reports, weather reports, and messages between users. It is free and open to the public, and used by police officers, fire fighters, and other public service workers across the country to track their locations.

Companies like Rave Wireless (www.ravewireless.com) have developed tracking methods that utilize cell phone signals to provide reliable positioning indoors and in urban environments. The shoe design may incorporate this technology and/or Rosum TV-GPS, which uses commercial broadcast TV signals to determine locations.

Okay, I see several problems with this technology. First, Pimps would use this to keep his tabs on Trixie, and if the technology is really good, he would be able to tell everytime Trixie’s feet were in the air too.

Wouldn’t the cops just use this to roundup the whores? Shouldn’t they? Prostitutes are safest when they are off the streets.

And you think its annoying to wake up with the neighbor’s car alarm going off down the block? Now you have to put up with listening to shoes going off when someone smacks around a whore behind a dumpster.

And why stop at hooker shoes? Why not go with the Urban Sex Worker Utility Belt? It has pockets for condoms, a convenient pump for lubrication, moist towellettes, and of course, room for extra gum. It also has holsters for lipstick and pepper spray.


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The Real Racists in Durham

Well, the New Black Panther Party sounds like they mean business. They want to “conduct their own investigation” into the alleged rape of a paid prostitute at Duke University. And from their public statements, it looks like it will be violent.

From the News-Observer Here:

DURHAM – The national chairman of the New Black Panther Party for Self-Defense says his group intends to march at Duke University on Monday to “deal directly” with lacrosse players about charges of rape of an escort service dancer whore at a team party.

Duke’s campus police are coordinating with the Durham Police Department to prepare for the black-separatist group, which has a reputation for coming to its protests armed.

“We are conducting an independent investigation, and we intend to enter the campus and interview lacrosse players,” Shabazz said Thursday. “We seek to ensure an adequate, strong and vigorous prosecution.”

One of the key tenets of the New Black Panthers is owning firearms and knowing how to use them, according to the Anti-Defamation League, a national Jewish group that has monitored Shabazz and his followers for years.

“They are a racist and anti-Semitic group,” said Myrna Shinbaum, a spokesperson for the New York-based league. “These guys come armed. They carry shotguns to demonstrations. The authorities down there should know this.”

Asked whether his followers will be armed when they come to Duke, Shabazz chuckled and said, “I don’t know if I can comment on that.”

A flier distributed by the group this week displays photos of Finnerty and Seligmann and calls for those who have “had enough of disrespect and racism from Duke” to assemble at the front gates of the university’s West Campus at 10 a.m.

“We as black men cannot sit idly by and allow white men to rape black women, regardless of what our sister (who by nature is a queen and a divine black woman) was doing,” Shabazz is quoted as saying in a media release announcing the event.

Sounds to me like they want to form a lynch mob. Get a rope.

And if that whore in Durham is considered a queen to these racists, and represents divinity, then the Black Panthers have a completely screwed view on monarchy and God.

This one stupid drunk whore, who has accused others of rape in the past, has set race relations in North Carolina backwards by 20 years. And I still say she ripped those poor Duke Lacrosse Boys off of 400 bucks by being too drunk to properly perform her lapdance duties.

And Shabazz is, or course, a Moslem. Here is a video of him threatening other protesters outside of the Danish embassy in Washington DC during the height of the Cartoon Wars, and he says that George Bush is the Number 1 Terrorist in the World. He’s kooky, dangerous and Islamic, and racist.

Thanks to Michelle Malkin for the video link and some history on Shabazz.


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Rosie is Ratings Poison

Is there a weight limit on those couches? Move over ladies, make as much room as you can, because ABC is going to announce that they are moving Rosie onto the View. Now with all of the clucking of the hens, ABC is adding the gobble of a turkey.

You can hear Rosie’s response to this glad news by clicking on her picture below:

From Access Hollywood Here:

Access Hollywood has learned that Rosie O’Donnell will be named as the newest co-host of “The View,” replacing the exiting Meredith Vieira.

ABC will reportedly make the official announcement will be made tomorrow, Friday, April 28.

O’Donnell will replace Vieira who is leaving to replace the departing Katie Couric on NBC’s “Today.”

Daytime TV ratings cannot tolerate militant, angry lesbians. Kiss that show goodbye.


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Snoop Dogg Trashes Heathrow

This is just the way he rolls.

From ThisisLondon.com Here:

A mini-riot erupted at Heathrow airport after rapper Snoop Dogg and a 30-strong entourage clashed with police in a departure lounge.

The men – mostly minders – apparently turned violent after being refused entry to a first-class lounge, smashing up a duty free shop, throwing bottles and attacking officers.

It took riot police over an hour to arrest the “20-stone men”, who were then led out in handcuffs, with one shouting: “This is how it goes down in LA.”

Witnesses believe the group, who were travelling from the US to South Africa, were refused entry to the British Airways lounge as only a few had first-class tickets. It is thought they became abusive towards staff and were turned away from their flight, running riot when police tried to guide them out of the airport.

Six men, including the 34-year-old American rapper, were arrested. A Heathrow worker, who took photos from his mobile phone, said: “There were all these huge, 20-stone men smashing up display cabinets and throwing people around. I saw Snoop Dogg on the ground, with four riot police trying to put him in handcuffs. His minders were throwing bottles at people.

“There were 15 riot vans and eight police cars outside, with dog sniffer units. They were throwing the policemen around like pillows. Then the police used pepper spray on them.”

This sounds so hilarious. No word yet on whether anyone’s Pimp Cup got damaged. Im not sure if any bling was lost. Or if any Grillz were loosened. And no word on Snoop’s stash of fatties or blunts, either.

It took the London cops longer to subdue the men because the cops over there don’t carry firearms. So to capture the men, the Bobbies had to rely on a good, old-fashioned beat down. The one thugged-out brutha that was struggling and shouting “This is how it goes down in LA” apparently also just found out how it goes down in London.

Snoop is now one major milestone closer to being the first “Gangsta” rapper to have an arrest record on every continent. With the North American continent, and now the European continent behind him, he can clearly focus on Africa. I wish him all the best on his endeavors.


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My Pizza Tastes Like Embalming Fluid

I used to deliver pizzas back in the day, and I remember those days fondly, driving around in the car, listening to the radio, making enough scratch for gas and beer- and all the free pizza you could eat. Usually the customers had no idea how dirty the delivery driver’s car was. I kept mine filthy. I had Big Gulp cups, napkins, condiment packets, bottles, cans, and other assorted debris co-mingled with my Pizza delivery necessities, such as maps, a spotlight, a pizza apron, etc, piled in the foot well of the passenger seat. It was kinda gross, but its not like the trash got onto the pizza or anything.

But this is a little creepy-

From the Smoking Gun Here:

APRIL 27–In what will surely repulse Pennsylvanians, a Domino’s delivery man used a car to transport corpses to funeral parlors when he wasn’t using the vehicle to bring pies and Cheesy Bread to pizza enthusiasts. Last Friday, a Lower Southampton Township Police Department officer pulled over a 1993 Buick after noticing the vehicle did not have an inspection sticker. Additionally, William Bethel, 24, was driving with a suspended license, so cops informed him that the vehicle was going to be impounded. According to a police report, when officers began taking an inventory of the station wagon, they noticed a stretcher in the rear of the vehicle (along with rubbish and wet clothing) where “pizzas were sitting to be delivered.” Asked about the items, Bethel explained that when he finished delivering Domino’s pizzas, “he transports deceased bodies in the same vehicle for a funeral home.” A police check with local health officials determined that the use of the car for stiffs and slices did not violate county ordinances. Bethel, who was not arrested, is facing $400 in fines for driving with a suspended license and operating a vehicle without an inspection certificate. The station wagon is registered to Carl Delia, owner of a so-called removal service that delivers dead bodies to Philadelphia-area funeral homes.

Okay, so this begs the following questions:

  • Do the corpses get delivered to the Funeral Home in 30 minutes or less or the next stiff is free?
  • Will this scandal, coupled with the events portrayed in the 1982 Movie “Night Shift” which also highlighted problems with the Philadelphia Morgue finally cause Philly to overhaul its mortuary policies?
  • Why does grandma’s body smell like pepperoni?
  • Has the driver ever accidentally mixed up his deliveries, such as dropping off a Large Pepperoni and Sausage and an order of Buffalo Wings to the Philadelphia Memorial Chapel Funeral Home and dropped off the smelly homeless vagrant “John Doe” stiff to 15 Potter Street?


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Idiot Vandals Caught Because of MySpace

Nothing says “fun” like trashing a few trailers at a construction site. Nothing says “dumbass” like using the computers at the construction site to update your MySpace blog while you are doing it.

From the Modesto Bee here:

MySpace.com leads detectives to two suspects

By MICHAEL MELLO

PATTERSON It was the next best thing to leaving a calling card.

Investigators said two teens who “completely thrashed” three building contractors’ trailers this week used a computer in one of them to access several pornography sites. One of the boys also logged onto his MySpace.com Web site to write several messages, then left the screen up when he fled the trailer, police said.

“It was pretty awesome to find that Web site on there,” Detective David Hickman said. “It had his name, phone number and address. It was like an invitation: ‘Give me a call. Come arrest me.’”

You don’t need to be a cyber-forensics specialist to catch some people. Thanks go to Trench at MyCrimeSpace for the pointer.


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Imagine There’s No Stupid People

Well, stupid people all across America will shell out 10 bucks a piece to see some pay-per-view fakery in which John Lennon is purported to speak from beyond the grave. I can’t wait to hear what he says- probably along the lines of “Sucker!”

From Reuters here:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A controversial television seance airing on Monday will claim it has reached the spirit of John Lennon, but viewers will have to pay $9.95 to find out what the peace-loving Beatle has to say.

The special, being carried on pay-TV service In Demand, was organized by the producers of a 2003 attempt to channel the late Princess Diana. That show failed to find Diana and received reviews that could have sunk the Titanic but it is estimated to have grossed close to $8 million.

The program features what is described as an Electronic Voice Phenomenon, or EVP, that a psychic on the show claims is the disembodied voice of Lennon speaking at a seance in one of his favorite New York restaurants, La Fortuna.

EVP is based on a belief that spirit voices communicate through radio and TV broadcast signals.

“The Spirit of John Lennon” is being done without the knowledge or consent of Lennon’s estate or his widow Yoko Ono, who declined comment. Her longtime friend and spokesman Elliot Mintz has called the entire exercise “tacky, exploitative and far removed” from the icon’s way of life.

Thank God that the 20th century ushered in the era of the cathode ray tube. Who knew that the disembodied spirits of celebrities past would rely on the technology to speak to the living?

Anyone who believes that you can speak to the dead is a moron. And soon to be 10 bucks poorer.


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TomKat’s Baby Name Blunder

Tom Cruise, as discussed previously, is a freaking idiot. Tom Cruise and Unwed Baby Momma, Katie Holmes, spawned, at worst, the anti-christ, or at best, the messiah of the Scientology Religion this past week.

Yes, the baby was born on the same day as Brook Shields’ daughter, and after the prior spat the two celebs had over post partum depression, this seems deliciously ironic.

But what appears to be the newest development is that Tom and Katie, both completely Gentile, goy, non-jewish, have named their baby Suri, which according to them, means “princess” in Hebrew. Most people name their dogs Princess. “Jewish Princess” is an insult to affluent young jewish women. Maybe they called her Princess because she is supposed to be the new Queen of Scientology? Well, it turns out that the baby’s name does not mean what TomKat claim it to mean.

Giant Baby Doll Head, thought to resembe new baby, TomKitten

Hilarity from ContactMusic:

Language experts are amazed TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES have named their baby daughter SURI – because there is no record of the name meaning “Princess” in Hebrew. According to Hebrew linguists, Suri has only two meanings – one is a person from Syria and the other “go away” when addressed to a female.

Hebrew expert JONATHAN WENT says, “I think it’s fair to say they have made a mistake here. There are variations of the way the Hebrew name for princess is spelt but I have never seen it this way.” Suri can also be translated into a Hindi boy’s name, and it also means “pointy nose” in some Indian dialects and “pickpocket” in Japanese.

So Suri, Tom. Better luck next time.


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