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Just in Time for Christmas! Abortion Gift Cards!
Nov 27th
Planned Parenthood of Indiana is allowing people to purchase handy gift cards to give as cheerful holiday gifts. You want a stocking stuffer for that special someone who needs a good scrape? Is throwing a pregnant woman down the stairs just too violent and passe? Show some class this holiday season, and give the gift of convenience.
From Wishtv.com here, with thanks to Hot Air:
The certificates come in $25 increments. They can be used for everything from birth control to $58 examinations that include breast exams and pap tests. Men who receive healthcare at Planned Parenthood can use them too.
“They can be seen for sexually transmitted disease screenings, HIV tests and general prostate exams and those kinds of things,” said Struben-Hall.
Some Hoosiers 24-Hour News 8 talked to asked if the gift certificates could be used towards abortions. The answer is yes.
Not only does Planned Parenthood want to legalize the spread of HIV and AIDS, and accept donations to exterminate blacks, which fulfils Margaret Sanger’s vision of “race hygeine” now it is easier than ever to do. And supposedly you can give it to guys too, in case you know a dude with a rotted crotch. Maybe this would be the perfect companion to accompany the “Sorry I gave you the Clap” e-card.
So if these gift cards are only given to black people, would Planned Parenthood be charged with a hate crime?
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Loading ...Racist Carleton University Student Council Ditches Charity
Nov 26th
Cystic Fibrosis is a terrible genetic disease which kills everyone who has it by suffocating them to death. The racists sitting on the Student Council of Carleton University don’t want to fundraise for it because they stupidly think the disease affects only white people and they aren’t interested in helping white people live.
Brittany Smyth: Putting the “Duh” in Canada
Council President and head racist Brittany Smyth voted for the measure because Cystic fibrosis “has been recently revealed to only affect white people, and primarily men” and the disease wasn’t “inclusive” enough. What a sick bitch. From the National Post here:
The Carleton University Students’ Association has voted to drop a cystic fibrosis charity as the beneficiary of its annual Shinearama fundraiser, supporting a motion that argued the disease is not “inclusive” enough.
Cystic fibrosis “has been recently revealed to only affect white people, and primarily men” said the motion read Monday night to student councillors, who voted almost unanimously in favour of it.
Nick Bergamini, a third-year journalism student on the student council, said he was the only elected councillor present to vote against the motion. The decision is an example of campus political correctness gone too far, he said.
“They’re not doctors. They’re playing politics with this,” said Mr. Bergamini. “I think they see this, in their own twisted way, as a win for diversity. I see it as a loss for people with cystic fibrosis.”
And then Brittany Smyth goes on a radio talkshow and tries to spin her decision as one made to simply “try out a new charity,” and they couldn’t possibly change their racist statement, which she heartily approved of, because “Roberts Rules of Order wouldn’t allow her.” She talks in a retarded valley girl sing-song cadence and ends every sentence like she’s asking a question. If you can stand listening to the idiot, download the MP3 here.
Joey Coleman offers some free advice to Brittany Smythe here, saying:
I was riding on the Hamilton city bus earlier tonight and the topic of discussion was “how stupid Carleton students are.” I went to Tim Hortons, and the topic of discussion was “how stupid Carleton students are.” I was at an arcade tonight and even gamers knew of CUSA’s stupidity. (Of course, they are not blaming CUSA, they are blaming you, the Carleton student and your university.)
I was reading my morning feeds from influential US blogs and the topic was “how stupid Carleton students are.” Even Australian sites are picking up on the story. The reality is this story will be helping fill US 24hr cable news airtime today. The question is if the story will change or continue to get worse.
Here’s my free advice to the CUSA president. Please be quiet, stop talking, stop the doublespeak and resign. Carleton students, please save yourselves. It’s time for a purge of CUSA.
I’d hate to be a Carleton student planning a career in the United States.
Since everyone is outraged at the racism of this student council, they released a statement saying they are going to reinstate the charity. Check out this spin:
“It has become clear that there is not an appetite at Carleton to change from Shinerama”
said Ms.Smyth “The responsible thing to do is to reverse the decision.”While the motion merely stated the students’ association would investigate switching to
another charity, students have made it clear that they do not want the change.“I both respect and admire the students’ commitment to the cause of raising funds for
cystic fibrosis.” stated Ms.Smyth “I believe this issue has been blown out of proportion
but the motion was never meant to imply that raising funds for Cystic Fibrosis research
was not a worthwhile cause. I do apologize for the negative attention Carleton has
received”.
This stupid woman still doesn’t get it. She says it was blown out of proportion, and sees nothing wrong with their views. It was never about what charity they chose to use. It was the elimination of this one charity for racist reasons that outraged everyone. And they remain unapologetic for that.
Any time anyone is talking about “ensuring diversity” or “pushing inclusiveness” they are being racist. You can’t be a bean counter of skin color, sex, and religion, because that makes you a racist, sexist or bigot.
Thanks to Michelle Malkin for the story.
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Eco-Religionists Want to Ban Flush Toilets
Nov 21st
I have no idea why leftist Gaea worshipers are always pondering their poop and pee and looking for ways to keep it around them longer. I have written several times before how they want to restrict everyone to one piece of toilet paper, want to flush the toilet only once per week, and even reusing tampons. The latest dumb idea is to ban flushing toilets. I guess they want to bring back the days of black slaves and peasants emptying chamber pots.
From News.Com.Au here:
Sanitation experts have called for the end of the flushing toilet to save water and provide fertilizer for crops.
Leading health advocates have called for the use of “dry” toilets which separate urine from feces and remove the need to flush.
Speaking at the recent World Toilet Summit in Macau, World Toilet Organisation founder Jack Sims said the concept of the flushing toilet was unsustainable.
Mr Sims said a culture where people flushed their loos but disregarded the thousands of litres of wasted drinking water each year was one of sanitation’s greatest challenges. “This ‘flush and forget’ attitude creates a new problem which we have to revisit,” he said.
There have already been calls by Australian experts to reduce the amount of water wasted through toilet flushing with a proposed new toilet tax, which would encourage people to take shorter showers, recycle washing machine water or connect rainwater tanks to internal plumbing.
“Some people may go as far as not flushing their toilet as often, as the less sewage you produce the less the rate you pay,” Professor Young said.
First of all who are these “Sanitation experts?” Jack Sims is a poop-obsessed crackpot who has not earned a degree in anything. No other experts are cited for this article. And its clear that Jack has no idea how a modern sewer system works- the water is recycled and the solid wastes are used for fertilizer. You don’t need your toilet to do that.
And whenever you hear any liberal talking about something as “unsustainable” keep an eye on your wallet. That is a buzzword for “I want to raise your taxes and give you nothing in return.”
And notice how liberals are always up for changing someone’s culture as long as it doesn’t fit into their dirt-worshiping utopian worldview? Changing the culture of Muslims who want to kill us, and they tut-tut us and call us racists. Well, anyone who wants to take away my flush toilets are racists too for wanting to genocide my culture of not having poop lying in a porcelain bowl.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...EHarmony Settles With Gays; Makes Website for Gay Hookups
Nov 20th
Like there aren’t enough sites on the internet where gays can meet for anonymous trysts, militant homosexuals have forced eHarmony to make yet another site just for them.
From FoxNews here:
Online dating service eHarmony has agreed to create a new Web site — “Compatible Partners” — for gay and lesbian users, the New Jersey Office of the Attorney General announced.
Created as part of a settlement with Eric McKinley, a gay man from New Jersey, the Web site will provide services for users seeking same-sex partners. As part of the agreement, eHarmony, which was not found in violation of the law, will pay McKinley $5,000 and will provide him a one-year complimentary membership.
So let me get this straight. Gays can sue people to invent things that don’t already exist because the very fact that the items don’t exit is somehow discriminatory? Watch out McDonalds. You need to make the McGay Buttnugget Extra Happy Meal right away or gays will sue you. By not having it on the menu means you are a racist.
And to those militant gays that are trashing churches in retaliation for people exercising their right to vote on Prop 8? Go ahead and use this new website. That’s right, please give over all of your personal details to a company you hate. I’m sure they will protect your privacy as much as you have protected theirs.
Now we will see if Lesbian activist Linda Carlson will drop her lawsuit against eHarmony. I doubt it.
Moonbattery has more on this topic here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Florida Man Turns Jailbait Into Cougar Bait
Nov 17th
A.J. Zitnick is a 21-year-old idiot who has a 16-year-old jailbait girlfriend. When A.J. isn’t barely avoiding statutory rape charges, he is feeding his underage girlfriends to Mountain Lions. In Florida, the state where anything is possible.
From WSVN here:
Miami-Dade police and Fire Rescue transported a teenager to the hospital with lacerations to her head after being attacked by a cougar Saturday.
Witnesses said a 16-year-old girl and her 21-year-old boyfriend were in the backyard of the house. For unknown reasons, she entered an enclosed area where the cat is kept and it pounced on the girl.
Richard Morales, the next door neighbor, rescued the girl from the cat. “I heard a girl screaming for her life, ‘Somebody please help me! I’m dying! I’m dying.’ I jumped the fence and got to the back of the house where the girl was literally in the mouth of the cougar.”
21 year old A.J. Zitnick went onto the property without permission. Police arrested Zitnick on the scene and charged him with burglary.
Thanks to Ed from RightRant who said, “What ever happend to the good old days when being old enough to buy booze was good enough to impress a 16 year old?”
I can see the girl’s next Myspace entry now: First, we like, climbed this huge fence, ok? Then I was like, OMG, that’s a big cat, and he was like, get in, and I was like, no way, so he was like, totally! I got in, and the cat was like NOM, and I was like, OMG, WTF!!!1 then AJ like ran away, and like, my head was like OW! But its ok, he has a hot car.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Second Life Whores Divorce Each Other IRL
Nov 14th
A British couple with nothing better to do than waste their lives online in SecondLife, which is just a fancy, pretty chat room, are getting a divorce in real life, five years after meeting each other (shocker!) on line. I have a feeling that the divorce won’t be finalized until after they get a virtual lawyer in SecondLife and get a virtual divorce where the guy has to lose half of his virtual money.
From Reuters here:
A British woman is divorcing her husband after discovering his online alter-ego was having an affair with a virtual woman in the fantasy world of Second Life.
Amy Taylor, 28, said her three-year marriage to David Pollard, 40, came to an end when she twice walked in on him watching his online character, Dave Barmy, having sex with other virtual women.
The couple met in an internet chatroom in 2003 and married in real life and in a fantasy tropical setting in Second Life.
However, Taylor always had suspicions about Pollard’s online loyalty. At one point she hired a virtual detective to test whether his avatar was cheating on her, after finding him at the computer watching his character having sex with a prostitute.
“The lawyer wasn’t at all surprised — she said it was her second divorce case involving Second Life that week.”
A virtual detective? At least the jilted woman didn’t try to kidnap him using a taser, duct tape and a BB gun like Kimberly Jernigan did.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 6) Loading ...Universities Ban Blood Drives Because They Discriminate Against Gays
Nov 12th
If the liberal students at Newcastle and Sunderland Universities in the UK have their way, no one will ever be able to get a blood transfusion. They say that the National Blood Service, which screens against the risk of transmitting Hepatitis B and HIV in blood, are racists, because the policy unfairly targets gays.
You want this person’s blood in your veins?
Never mind that homosexuals’ behavior- anal sex, which causes lacerations in both partners- is what causes HIV and HepB to be so prevalent among the group. As usual, gays and their advocates want to blame society for their own lack of self control, and now want to go as far as to punish the “breeders” by withholding clean blood for transfusions. The preposterous story is from the DailyMail here:
Two student unions have outlawed the National Blood Service, claiming it discriminates against gays. Newcastle and Sunderland Universities’ unions have banned it from advertising in their buildings. The service does not allow active homosexuals to donate as they are at ‘high risk’ of carrying blood-borne viruses including HIV and Hepatitis B.
But the move has been condemned by those who have relied on the service for life-saving procedures. A spokesperson for the National Blood Service insisted it has a ‘public duty’ to ensure a sufficient supply of safe blood to meet the needs of patients in England and North Wales.
The university has a ‘strong’ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (LGBT) society.
You can be gay or be a blood donor. You can’t be both. Allowing gay men to donate blood kills people. And if you think this is just a UK controversy, it’s not. Gays in the US want to stop the practice too.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 303 to HomeSchool: Your Kid Won’t Freeze Walking to School
Nov 12th
This is more proof that teachers and school administrators are not the smartest people in the school building. Principal Joanne Avella of Valley Central High School of Montgomery, New York is too stupid to tell the difference between a wooly neck scarf, which is used to keep kids warm on chilly mornings in New York, and MS-13 tattoos and red bandannas, which denote membership in gangs. Also, she seems to be confusing her quiet town with East Los Angeles.
When she saw a student wearing a scarf on the way into school, she went ballistic from hysteria and banned all scarves. Apparently, she had already banned jackets too out of fear of gangs, but admits that the town doesn’t have a gang problem. What a moron. From CBSTV here:
Some Orange County high school students are sticking their necks out to defy authority after the school board set a ban on scarves when a boy wore a scarf that was interpreted as a form of “gang paraphernalia.”
It seems like a ridiculous ruling with winter weather around the corner, but Valley Central High School aren’t kidding around. No neckwear, period. It all began last Thursday when a student wore a scarf to school. An administrator looked at the scarf and decided it was some kind of show of support for gangs.
“It’s the latest fashion trend, everyone is wearing them, it’s really in season,” added senior Brittney Ann Smith. “Other kids were wearing them to stay warm because we’re not allowed to wear jackets.”
School Board President Bob Santo said the sudden ban on all scarves may have been an “over reaction” and it’s being reviewed.
And in this ABC report here, Avella admits to the non-existence of gangs at the school, meaning she is reacting purely out of hysteria or the female principal’s desire for attention.
Valley Central’s first-year principal says the high school of 1,800 doesn’t have a gang problem. She says the rule is meant to send a message to gang wanna-bes.
“If I’m erring on the side of caution, I don’t apologize for that,” principal Joanne Avella said. “Because to me, safety and keeping, maintaining an atmosphere of academic learning is the most important thing in a school.”
Newsflash, dumbass. Engineering a controversey because of your innate stupidity is not good for the academic atmosphere, either. Admit your mistake and reverse your ruling. And for god’s sake, let the kids wear jackets.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Tampax-Tini’s and Butthole Beer Bongs
Nov 10th
Hey kids, you’re doing it wrong.
My theory is that anything that sounds too good to be true must be false, so I’m going ahead now and saying that this has to be an urban legend and the doctors in this clip fell for it. To suppose that kids are doing shooters rectally and vaginally in order to avoid their parents detecting alcohol on their breath would require that parents pay really close attention to the breath of their kids, but have no idea what the levels of vodka are in the bottles, nor wonder why their funnels always end up duct-taped to rubber hoses.
I think this will go down as one of those urban legends the same way that smoking human poo or LSD tattoos have turned out to be false. But you never know what dumb, bored kids will try.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...More Proof Obama is God
Nov 7th
People are naming their kids after him. Hispanics name their children Jesus. Arabs name their children Mohommad. Lots of Catholics name their daughters Mary. Democrats, it seems, are naming their newborn future welfare recipients “Barack” and “Obama.” “Hussein” is strangely absent.
From the adoring AP here:
Barack Obama may have a “funny name,” as he once said — but it might just catch on among the nation’s newborns.
A Florida couple became among the country’s first to bestow it on their child. Sanjae Obama Fisher was born at 8 p.m. EST at Hollywood’s Memorial Regional Hospital to Patrick and Sasha Hall Fisher. It was the father’s idea. But mom still got to watch the election, after 14 hours at the hospital.
In Arkansas, Benjamin Barack Kimbrough was born at 2:35 p.m. CDT on Election Day to Walter and Adria Kimbrough.
In Maryland, a mother who went into labor Tuesday after voting for Obama named her newborn daughter for the Obama girls. Lakisha Brown of Joppa, was so struck by the love Obama showed to his daughters, that she decided to name her baby after Obamas’ two girls, 7-year-old Sasha and Malia, 10. Brown gave birth to Sasha Malia Ann Taylor at 12:36 a.m. Wednesday at Greater Baltimore Medical Center.
Yeah, only JesusBarack loves his daughters. And judging by the newborn girl’s last names of “Ann Taylor,” the mom also was struck by the adoration she has for a pair of shoes she saw at the Mall.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 6) Loading ...Democrat Jim Moran of Virginia, Pissed Because People Want to Keep Their Wealth
Nov 4th
He vows to end the evil tradition of the American way of life that those with wealth feel the entitlement to keep it and are against having it redistributed. This is what you Democrats are voting for, and this is certainly Barack Obama’s opinion too.
Thanks to Sweetness and Light for the video.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 6) Loading ...Skate or Dive
Oct 31st
I was flipping channels the other night and stopped on MTV’s Scarred. I had seen a couple of episodes, but my wife hadn’t, so we watched for a few minutes until some loser telescoped his femur and my wife ran screaming from the room. You can see some of those full episodes here if you enjoy laughing at the pain of twenty-something losers breaking bones and suffering lacerated spleens.
Here is a vid that isn’t gory at all, but very funny. Thanks to Tuffer for sharing.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Do Blacks Think Obama is Bringing Back Welfare?
Oct 31st
I don’t know about all blacks, but this one crazy bitch sure does seem to believe that all of her bills are going to go away, and she will get a giant Publisher’s Clearinghouse-sized free check from Obama to pay for her groceries, car, rent, and cell phone bills. Watch as this woman skips work, pulls the kids from school, and goes orgasmic on camera after seeing BarackJesus speak.
Thanks to Michelle for the video.
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...A Survival Story
Oct 29th
Your father was a veteran of the long and brutal Iran/Iraq war, but managed to bring you into the world. For years you toiled to make a meager living and you somehow managed to avoid Saddam Hussein’s rape and torture centers. Some of your extended family weren’t as fortunate. They were jailed and simply never heard from again. You barely missed the conscription age when Saddam marched his forces into Kuwait, so you did not have to fight in the first Gulf War. You stayed at home and didn’t visit your Kurdish relatives on the day that Saddam launched a gas attack against them in retaliation for their insurgency against his government. You had to flee years later when the US forces invaded in 2003 and had to move frequently to avoid violence from terrorists and insurgent forces. Finally, when peace returned to your Baghdad suburb, you could celebrate a wedding with your friends and family and your toddler child.
And then you forgot to engage the safety.
The guy wasn’t even drunk. I don’t understand cultures where its okay to fire guns into the air in celebration. If the guy gets out of the hospital alive, he should enroll his kid in firearm safety classes. Thanks to Tuffer for the link!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Would You Give Up the Nipples?
Oct 29th
It has been your lifelong dream to look like a Barbie Doll. You spend a million bucks to alter your body to look that way. The only thing holding you back are those pesky flesh buttons at the ends of your boobs. Do you nip the nipples? Sarah Burge did.
From the DailyMail here:
The mother-of-three has undergone more than 100 surgical and cosmetic treatments. Her passion for going under the knife having started after she had reconstruction surgery to her face after being beaten up and left for dead.
The half-million pound costs include: £32,000 have her whole face lasered to remove a layer of skin to give it a more youthful look; £26,500 on perfecting her bust – including having it reduced and the nipples moved; £30,000 keeping her jawline firm; nearly £15,000 on her tummy; and £14,000 on keeping her bottom pert.
Okay, so she didn’t have them removed completely, just had them pack their bags and move to a better neighborhood. For the prices she was paying, she should have replaced them with 2 carat diamonds.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Cost of Change: 8.3 Percent More Taxes!
Oct 28th
Joe “the Gaffe” Biden spilled the beans on Obama’s tax plans today by saying the Obama is going to raise taxes on everyone making over 150,000 dollars today. The increase will be from a 36% rate back to where it was under Clinton, which is 39%.
But all you leftists who are marching in lockstep with your socialist leaders like to say this will only be a 3% raise. No, it’s not 3%. If you think it is, it just proves the inadequacy of your public school education. The difference is 3%. But its an increase of 8.333 percent. Here is a handy calculator.
Why would you vote in a “spread-the-wealth” socialist and pay for the privilege of doing so? Thanks to Hot Air for the video above and for pointing out that investors are bailing out of the stock market for fear of an Obama victory.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Crystal Magnum Releases Book
Oct 24th
Remember the whore who accused the Duke Lacrosse players of raping her, and caused all the racist outrage in Durham, only to have prosecutors drop the charges? Well she’s back with a new book. No, its not “How to Raise a Child on a Stripper’s Wage” which she would be an expert at. Instead, she is continuing with her fantasy that she was raped by the Duke boys.
From the IBTimes here, with thanks to Michelle Malkin:
Crystal Mangum, the woman that rattled Duke University in 2006 after accusing three lacrosse players of rape, made her first public appearance on Thursday with a memoir in which she insists she really was raped by the players.
Magnum said she is “looking forward to opening old wounds,” but wants people to know her side of the story.
“Even as I try to move on with my life, I still find it necessary to take one more stand and fight,” she writes in the book, “The Last Dance for Grace: The Crystal Mangum Story.”
“I want to assert, without equivocation, that I was assaulted. Make of that what you will. You will decide what that means to you because the state of North Carolina saw fit not to look at all that happened the night I became infamous.”
“What matters is for people to know my account of what happened and for all of us to learn from it,” she said.
What that means to you? All of us learn from it? WTF?? It means Crystal Magnum is a crazy whore. Lessons learned include not to be crazy whores and don’t accuse innocent people of raping you.
And I hope she enjoys earning money for her white victims of her false accusations. Their lawyers are going to sue her for libel and take all the dollars she can shake her black ass for.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Annoying Witch Casts a Stalking Spell
Oct 24th
Rusty Lee Freeman, also known as the Reverend Rapid Cabot Freeman, is a fat middleaged dork who likes to pretend he is a high priest of a fake religion and also likes to pretend to be an American Indian. He hosts a train-wreck of a show on cable access. Currently he is hurling charges of discrimination at the town of Sprague, Connecticut, because the town won’t let him use its public library to perform witch spells on Halloween. It seems he lacks the brains, cash, and residency to be allowed a permit.
Here is Rusty, trying to phreak out the mundanes. He practices magick with a “k” because that way there is more ph3ar!
As it turns out, all his bitching in public earned him a trip to the jail on charges that he stalked a woman he used to work with. And its not his first stalking charge. The guy collects restraining orders as if they were Harry Potter trading cards. From TheDay.Com here:
The real name of the Witch of Baltic is Rusty. And as to his witch credentials, well, there is some question of that. But Rusty Lee Freeman, aka the Rev. Rapid Cabot Freeman, has been arrested for stalking a Norwich teacher.
Freeman was claiming he was a victim of religious discrimination in Sprague. The first selectman, he said, had thwarted his plans to perform a demonstration of witchcraft for kids and their parents in that town’s public library on Halloween.
But no sooner had the story appeared in The Day than Norwich police, who’d been seeking him on a warrant since July, arrested and charged him with second-degree harassment of Kelly Hajduk.
Hajduk said Wednesday that Freeman had pursued and harassed her, beginning in 2002, and had ignored a cease-and-desist order sent to him by her lawyer. Finally, on July 12, she went to the police.
Hajduk and Freeman became acquainted, Hajduk said, when each of them was doing a show on public access television. Her show was “Concert Connections”; his was “The Witching Hour.” They became friends, she said, until he wanted to take it further. “The bottom line was he was just asked to leave me alone, and he didn’t,” she said. In fact, she said, Freeman became hostile and threatening.
Freeman told police that he continued to call Hajduk because “I was trying to get her to testify in my divorce from my ex-wife, Alicia.” Alicia Lyon Folberth and Freeman were divorced in August, and Folberth has a restraining order against him. Folberth has written a 20-page letter, which she posted on the Internet, alleging that Freeman abused her, which he denies.
Freeman’s divorce, he said, was over his adherence to “the Cabot tradition” of witchcraft, propagated by the Witch of Salem, Laurie Cabot. ”I’m an honest guy that went through a bad divorce,” he said. “But the reason I divorced her in the first place is that she wanted me to renounce the Cabot tradition.”
The divorce led to his demotion from an honorary third-degree to a second-degree priest of witchcraft within the Cabot organization, he said. ”I’ve been a victim of the American system forever,” Freeman said. “The only person that’s harassing anybody is my ex-wife is harassing me.”
Aww, the poor put-upon pagan. It seems that the Rev. Rapid is the victim of a spelling and grammar hex according to his rambling posts on his myspace pages here and here. He mentions, in all his creepy, run-on-sentence way, how he was into Kelly Hajduk:
now in the name of clearing the air forever and leaving behind my side of the my story there was a woman named kelly lu my little rock n’ roller that my heart loved more than both my wives but she was to blind to see what she had in the palm of her hand and i wish her joy as well and i hope that someday she understands how much i did love her and if she is reading this now i hope she understands that we came to an end of her own device and I will never be ashamed of the fact i loved her and even though it meant getting my heart broke twice by the same girl im glad i looked for her when i came home at least i got the answers i needed as a man to move on with my life .i hope one day she has the guts to admit to what we had. because love is never wrong.I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU MY LITTLE ROCK N’ ROLLER!
Practitioners of Wicca are nothing more than 14 year old girls emotionally and spiritually, and are too poor and stupid to join a better cult or religion. Seriously, Wicca is just Satanism with Downs Syndrome. Blessed Be!
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 6) Loading ...Pet Ownership Monumental FAIL
Oct 24th
I have never understood why some people keep huge snakes as pets. Perhaps they want other people to think that they are somehow more badass than everyone else. And when they name the snake “Diablo” then I’m certain that they want the world to think they are more badass than everyone else. Finally, when they allow the snake to strangle their wife to death, I think they can strap on that oversized Wrestlemania belt that declares to the world that they are indeed the most badass pet owner in the whole suburban subdivision! Or maybe it just means they are stupid.
From HamptonRoads.com here:
“Medicate Diablo.” The message, scrawled on a whiteboard, referred to Amanda Ruth Black’s pet python. A few feet away, its container was empty. On the floor, Black, 25, lay dead.
Black’s husband had returned to their townhouse late Tuesday night and called police after finding his wife’s body. A preliminary autopsy showed that Black died of asphyxiation by neck compression. The 13-foot-long tiger reticulated python apparently overpowered her as she tried to administer medication to it.
Black apparently was trying to use a syringe to squirt medication into Diablo’s mouth when it turned on her.
I’m sure the husband of the dead woman will now go out and get a cool tattoo to both remember his dead wife and to keep proving he is a badass dumbass.
At least she didn’t die being humped to death by her pet camel.
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Oct 21st
Witchdoctors in African countries are still chopping up albinos. The latest victim is a 10-year-old girl.
From SkyNews here:
At least 26 other albinos, mostly women and children, have been killed in different parts of the east African country of Tanzania over the past year.
Albinos lack melanin pigment in the skin, eyes and hair, which protects from the sun’s ultraviolet rays. But witch doctors believe they have magical powers to bring fortune.
Some families kill albino babies upon birth, Tanzanian authorities say.
And authorities in Kenya and Burundi, where albino killings have also been reported in recent months, have started to give added protection. Some reports say albino skin is prized in the Democratic Republic of Congo, another troubled African nation where superstition is high.
Did I mention that Barack Obama’s Grandfather used to make albino stews? And the NYTimes is doing their part for this crisis by handing out whistles to those that need sunblock and firearms.
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