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Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
One Time Obama Got Rear-Ended. Now He’s Trying to Rear-End Us All
Feb 27th
Watch this incredible clip that shows just how retarded our big-eared President is. He complains that in college he bought a discount insurance policy to cover his POS car. The insurance policy, if it was like mine when I was younger and had a POS car, covered liability only- so if the anointed one smashed his anointed car into an anointed lady crossing the anointed street, she would receive a big fat anointed paycheck because Obama couldn’t drive. But if someone hit Obama, it was up to Obama to collect a check from the other driver. This video demonstrates how badly Obama misunderstands how the insurance companies work:
A comment at Moonbattery said:
tells the bogus story of how he’s a poor college grad and buys the cheap auto insurance and then gets rear-ended. He then complains that his insurance company won’t fix his car. Dude, if somebody rear-ends you, THEIR insurance company pays to fix your car. The acme reference was obviously the only company name he could come up with from his vast business experience watching bugs bunny.
What an absolute dumbass.
With such a deep understanding of how the real world of Insurance works, we have to trust this guy to rewrite medical care for the whole country?
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Loading ...What This Blog Needs… Is More WifeBeater Dude!
Feb 24th
Here is the second video of WifeBeater Dude giving MuffinTop Mistress a Friggin’ Lapdance! He shoves his sweaty tanktop over her head and proceeds to grind, bounce and grab her head and make her wear his black ballcap sideways. Behold the Douche.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Next Winter Games to Include Pole Dancing?
Feb 23rd
I guess those “flirty fit” videos just might pay off. Finally, an Olympic sport for single moms. Instead of winning the gold, you “make it rain” dollar bills.
From MSNBC here:
Still, pole dancing? In the Olympics?
Absolutely, say thousands of pole dancers and the rapidly growing number of international and national federations transforming what was once the exclusive property of strip clubs and cheap bars into a respectable — and highly athletic — event.
“I could definitely see pole dancing in the Olympics,” said Sato, who, a dancer since the age of three, out-twirled a bevy of athletes from 11 countries at the second International Pole Dancing Fitness Championships in Tokyo two months ago. “I would love to win a gold medal.”
Stupid whores. If you’re an athletic skank, you are still a skank. Why don’t they do the 300 meter iron my shirt event? That would impress me.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...James Ray’s Harmonic Wealth More Harmonious with Bad Investments
Feb 23rd
James Ray, the self-help cult leader who caused three of his followers to die in a retarded home-made sweat lodge is famous for his teachings on “Harmonious Wealth” and the “Laws of Attraction.” I guess all James Ray has really been attracting is busloads of bill collectors. His dumb-ass is too broke to make bail.
Boo Hoo story is from the PostChronicle here:
The guru charged with manslaughter in the controversial sweat lodge death case is unable to make bond, claiming he cannot come up with the $5 million needed to get out of jail until his trial.
James Arthur Ray has long proclaimed his supposed wealth and successful business, claiming to have made $10 million in revenues in 2009, and over a million dollars advanced on his book “Harmonic Wealth” reports Forbes.com. His website is extensive.
But court documents reveal that Ray is severely in debt with a net worth of minus $4.2 million. Real estate makes up about $3.1 million of Ray’s total assets of nearly $4.2 million, but he has little equity in his properties.
The motivational speaker charged in the deaths of three participants in an Arizona sweat lodge ceremony pleaded not guilty on Feb. 4.
James Arthur Ray was charged with three counts of manslaughter. Bail was set at $5 million. A hearing was scheduled next week on a defense motion to reduce Ray’s bond, one of his lawyers, Brad Brian, told CNN. Brian said Ray cannot pay $5 million.
He has the cash. He is already putting on a front to avoid paying out in the upcoming multi-million dollar lawsuits he is also attracting. Lawsuits are harmonic too, I guess!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...So Sad! ACORN Shutting Down National Ops
Feb 22nd
Saw this over at Hot Air. How the hell are Democrats going to vote rig elections without their army of all-black volunteers (slaves) forging signatures and making up fake names? As HotAir says, when they make a South Park episode saying you cater to pimps and whores, its time to reassess your name brand.
From HotAir here:
“ACORN has dissolved as a national structure of state organizations,” said a senior official close to the group, who declined to be identified by name because of the fierce conservative attacks on the group that began when a conservative filmmaker caught some staffers of its tax advisory arms on tape appearing to offer advice on incorporating a prostitution business…
“Consistent with what the internal recommendations have been, each of the states are developing plans for reconstitution independence and self-sufficiency,” said the official, citing ACORN’s “diminished resources, damage to the brand, unprecedented attacks.”…
“It’s not like this is some kind of hostile thing,” said the New York source. “This is what Fox has produced. National Acorn and Bertha Lewis are continuing doing their thing, but the New York flagship has been foreed into this new organization.”
“As far as the work in the communities and policy campaigns, no one will notice the difference,” the source said. “It’s people who still believe in their basic mission of fighting for poor people.”
Ohhhh. So they are keeping their black minions around on stand-by, doing other unpaid labor, or they are being stored in local warehouses with bars on the windows.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Introducing Wifebeater Guy!
Feb 22nd
Robb, who is a frequent commenter here is an incredible singer for an awesome band, Switched at Birth. We went to see them perform this past Friday night. The venue, Sully’s in Chantilly, was absolutely jammed full of people. And as often happens at Sully’s you get some odd characters on the dance floor. This is Wifebeater Guy.
He wears a backwards black ballcap on his balding head and keeps trying to take his stupid wifebeater tanktop off. A tanktop, and mind you, there was still plenty of snow on the ground outside. His muffintop mistress was a real catch too.
At one point Wifebeater guy dry-humped a chair on the dancefloor, but this got even funnier when my sister-in-law exclaimed, “Oh my God! That’s MY COAT on that chair! EEEeeeww!”
Oh, and photo bomb by Dan.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Harvey Milk Should Have Drank the Kool-Aid
Feb 21st
Sean Penn, a rotted moonbat leftist, played Harvey Milk in the movies, who was also a rotted moonbat leftist, whose reign of self-absorbed faggotry was put to an end when he caught 5 bullets from a fellow politician. Don’t cry for Harvey. He loved Jim Jones, the mass murderer leftist crackpot cult leader of the Peoples’ Temple, who was behind the largest-ever extinction of moonbats in history just a few days before Harvey was extincted.
Had Harvey Milk been in Guyana, he would have helped mix the poison into the kool-aid and would have given the dixie cups to the cutest little white boys.
Proof? Here is a letter he wrote to Jimmy Carter praising the brilliance of the soon-to-be murderer for being such a brilliant leftist, while at the same time, smearing the only whistle-blower who was trying to put a stop to the pending suicide. Milk lovingly wrote of Jim Jones:
Rev. Jones is widely known in the minority communities here and elsewhere as a man of the highest character, who has undertaken constructive remedies for social problems which have been amazing in their scope and effectiveness. He is also highly regarded amongst church, labor, and civic leaders of a wide range of political persuasions. Our own Board of Supervisors has presented Rev. Jones with a Certificate of Honor, unanimously passed by all members, praising the church for its many projects “which have been so beneficial to all the citizens of the Bay Area.” On the same occasion, he was also presented with a unanimously passed resolution by a Republican State Senator, Milton Marks representing that legislative body.
Funny, I don’t think Harvey’s support of the Reverend Jim Jones made it into the movie, but then again, I wouldn’t know ’cause I don’t watch Sean Penn movies. thanks to Moonbattery for the link.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 6) Loading ...Show the Cops This Tattoo
Feb 20th
I saw this picture on Planck’s Constant the other day and it really boggles my mind why anyone would want to deliberately get a tattoo that would guarantee them a doubletap in a confrontation with the law-
Here’s a fun idea: if you are ever questioned by police about carrying any weapons, lift your shirt with this tattoo and quickly lunge for your navel. Then when they finish pummeling you with nightsticks, you can all have a good laugh at their misunderstanding. I find that cops always have a good sense of humor about these things.
Well I dunno if the cops would laugh but I think I would LOL.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Celebrating Black History Month: Crystal Magnum Still Acting a Fool
Feb 18th
Remember the documented whore who accused the nice white young athletes of Duke Lacrosse Team of gang rape? She’s back in the news. She is in jail under a one million dollar bail for attempted murder, arson and identity theft. But at least she’s keeping it real for Black History Month!
From WRAL here:
Durham police late Wednesday arrested the woman who four years ago falsely accused three Duke University lacrosse players of rape. Investigators said Crystal Gayle Mangum assaulted her boyfriend, set his clothes on fire in a bathtub and threatened to stab him.
A judge set her bond at $1 million during a Thursday morning court appearance.
Police charged her with attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, identity theft and resisting a public officer.
Shortly after 11:30 p.m., police received a 911 call about a domestic dispute at 2220 Lincoln St. Authorities said they believe the call came from one of the three children inside the house.
When officers arrived, they found Mangum and her boyfriend, Milton Walker, 33, fighting. According to police documents, Mangum scratched, punched and threw objects at Walker and told him, “I’m going to stab you, (expletive)!”
She then went into a bathroom and set his clothes on fire in the bathtub, police said. Officers called the fire department to put out the flames. No one was injured.
Milton was not charged in the incident, police said. The three children inside the house, ages 3, 9 and 10, were not injured.
Officers said Mangum gave them a fake name, “Marella Mangum,” and age, prompting the identity theft charge. She also resisted the officers who responded to the scene, according to police documents.
Who the hell would want to date this psycho bitch with her three ghetto children? If she ever gets out of jail, she should be forced to wear a flashing neon sign that reads “Crazy Bitch! Keep Back!”
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Bear Bitchslaps Man
Feb 17th
In Florida, even the bears are crazy. One man who lives near some large national wildlife refuges in Central Florida was leaving food out for the bears. One day he opened the door and was bitchslapped by one bear because there weren’t enough berries on his Honey Bunches of O’s.
From WTSP here:
A central Florida man who opened his door and was slapped by a bear has pleaded no contest to a charge of feeding wildlife.
Forty-nine-year-old Ernest Stamm was fined $200 and ordered to serve six months’ probation on Tuesday.
In December, he told authorities he opened his door and something swiped him across the face. When emergency crews arrived, they found a bear in his front yard. Stamm was treated at a hospital for cuts to his face and released.
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission captured a bear suspected of being the one in Stamm’s yard the next day and euthanized it.
I call these incidents a “cuddlefail.” You feed the bears and you usually get yourself and the bear killed.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Climate Change Guru Announces: There Is No Global Warming
Feb 16th
Phil Jones, the climate scientist who invented the “hockey stick graph” that claims that mankind’s use of carbon-based fuels was the cause behind the supposed “global warming” recently considered stuffing his liberal face in a gas oven to snuff it. At the time, I thought, good, one less liberal, and with another dead leftist celebrity, I could lay claim to his unused carbon credits under international salvage rights. But now I’m kinda glad the lefty didn’t eat a bullet. Now he confessed to the BBC that there was never any such thing as global warming.
From FoxNews here:
The embattled ex-head of the research center at the heart of the Climate-gate scandal dropped a bombshell over the weekend, admitting in an interview with the BBC that there has been no global warming over the past 15 years.
Phil Jones, former head of the Climatic Research Unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia, made a number of eye-popping statements to the BBC’s climate reporter on Sunday. Jones’s latest statements seemed to contradict the CRU’s data.
In response to the question, “do you agree that from 1995 to the present there has been no statistically significant global warming?”, Jones said yes, adding that the average increase of 0.12C per year over that time period “is quite close to the significance level.
The scandal has worn down Jones as well: Since the e-mails emerged — and were subsequently posted online at www.EastAngliaEmails.com — Jones has stepped down from his position, been forced to admit that he “misjudged” the handling of requests for information, and even acknowledged contemplating suicide.
Jones also allowed for the possibility that the world as a whole was warmer in medieval times than it is today — a concession that may also undermine theories that global warming is caused by man.
In related news, Three major corporations who led the green march on Washington, BP, Conoco Philips and Caterpillar, have all quit a major DC lobby pushing for climate change. Each were major contributors to Obama’s campaign but now that they realize they can’t buy the votes in Congress and that public sentiment is turning against their agenda, they have withdrawn their cash from the firms. Thanks to Dan for the link!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...TSA Employees Are Retards- Make 4 Year Old Crippled Children Crawl Thru Metal Detectors
Feb 15th
As I’ve said before, high school dropouts and lowlifes used to have to get a job flipping burgers at the local Sizzler. Now they steal toothpaste and shaving cream from travellers and also laugh while they force white Irish four-year-old crippled children to fish-flop through the metal detectors because they force them to take off their leg braces.
From Philly.Com here:
Did you hear about the Camden cop whose disabled son wasn’t allowed to pass through airport security unless he took off his leg braces?
Unfortunately, it’s no joke. This happened to Bob Thomas, a 53-year-old officer in Camden’s emergency crime suppression team, who was flying to Orlando in March with his wife, Leona, and their son, Ryan.
Ryan was taking his first flight, to Walt Disney World, for his fourth birthday.
The boy is developmentally delayed, one of the effects of being born 16 weeks prematurely. His ankles are malformed and his legs have low muscle tone. In March he was just starting to walk.
Mid-morning on March 19, his parents wheeled his stroller to the TSA security point, a couple of hours before their Southwest Airlines flight was to depart. The boy’s father broke down the stroller and put it on the conveyor belt as Leona Thomas walked Ryan through the metal detector.
The alarm went off. The screener told them to take off the boy’s braces.
The Thomases were dumbfounded. “I told them he can’t walk without them on his own,” Bob Thomas said.
“He said, ‘He’ll need to take them off.’ ”
Ryan’s mother offered to walk him through the detector after they removed the braces, which are custom-made of metal and hardened plastic.
No, the screener replied. The boy had to walk on his own.
TSA policy should have allowed the parents to help the boy to a private screening area where he could have been swabbed for traces of explosive materials.
Of course they wouldn’t fire the retarded high school dropout who frogmarched a crippled child through a magnetometer. Has the TSA ever actually stopped an attack on an airline? Or do they exist solely to make air travel as inconvenient as possible?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Chris Bartkowicz Goes to Jail After Giving Stoned Interview to Local News About his Pot Growing
Feb 15th
In Colorado, they have made “medical marijuana” legal. There is no medical usage for pot, so this really means that the local cops will stop prosecuting stoners.
But readers of this blog know that longtime stoners try to kill their kids in these situations, like the pathetic Erin Marcove who attempted to overdose her three year old grandson.
But Pot is still illegal, and the DEA still operates in Colorado. This dumbass in this video below brags about his “golden ticket” grow operation and the next day the DEA hilariously seizes his stash. I hope they seize his home, his cash, and everything he has gained from this illegal activity.
From the DenverPost here:
Federal drug-enforcement agents Friday raided the home of a Highlands Ranch man who a day earlier bragged in a 9News report about the large and profitable medical-marijuana-growing operation in his basement.
Along with the raid, Jeffrey Sweetin, the Drug Enforcement Administration’s special agent in charge of the Denver office, sent a message to anyone involved in Colorado’s increasingly profitable medical-marijuana industry.
“It’s still a violation of federal law,” Sweetin said. “It’s not medicine. We’re still going to continue to investigate and arrest people.”
Agents at the scene Friday evening said the marijuana grower, Chris Bartkowicz, had been taken into custody.
DEA agents converged on the house Friday afternoon and, before leaving several hours later, removed dozens of marijuana plants in black plastic trash bags as well as numerous high-powered growing lights.
The proximity of Bartkowicz’s home to Sand Creek Elementary School, a block away — drew the attention of DEA agents.
“Technically, every dispensary in the state is in blatant violation of federal law,” he said. “The time is coming when we go into a dispensary, we find out what their profit is, we seize the building and we arrest everybody. They’re violating federal law; they’re at risk of arrest and imprisonment.”
Bartkowicz had talked to 9News about his efforts to keep a low profile and said he didn’t think his neighbors knew about what he was doing inside his house.
“I think it’s awful,” neighbor Linda Palmer said of the marijuana-growing operation. “There’s an elementary school right there.”
Want to keep a low profile? Stop running up 4000 dollar electric bills growing your dope, and for God’s sake, don’t brag about illegally growing dope on the local evening news! I hope they bust everyone else in that news report too.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Use Condoms to Save the Planet
Feb 15th
Moonbats want everyone to abort their babies and to have lots of promiscuous sex, so long as you use condoms to make sure you don’t spread the filth of more people on the planet. They have a new catchy campaign going- check out these condom wrappers:
From Biologicaldiversity.com here:
Group Gives Out 100,000 Endangered Species Condoms for Valentine’s Day
With 3,000 volunteers operating in all 50 states, the Center for Biological Diversity will distribute 100,000 free Endangered Species Condoms beginning on Valentine’s Day chronicling the devastating impact of human overpopulation on endangered species.
Six different packages with original artwork and edgy slogans feature the polar bear (“Wrap with care, save the polar bear”), jaguar (“Wear a jimmy hat, save the big cat”), American burying beetle (“Cover your tweedle, save the burying beetle”), snail darter (“Hump smarter, save the snail darter”), coquí guajón rock frog (“Use a stopper, save the hopper”), and spotted owl (“Wear a condom now, save the spotted owl”). All six species are listed as threatened or endangered by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
“Human overpopulation is destroying wildlife habitat at an unprecedented rate,” said Randy Serraglio, a conservation advocate leading the Center’s overpopulation campaign.
“All of the major threats to the earth’s biodiversity – sprawl, logging, mining, dams, pollution, and climate change – are driven by human overpopulation.
If they were serious about reducing the population they would simply roll those condoms over their heads and faces- take themselves out of the genepool they hate so badly.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Atlanta Under Fire For Slant-Eyed Trains or Something
Feb 11th
Actually, the city is being accused of being a bunch of racist bastards because they dared to call the new spur line on their subway system the “yellow line.” And Asians are alarmed because yellow is code for small penises and good grades in school.
Thomas didn’t know Molly was a racist. Now he will immediately shun her.
From FoxNews here:
There are seven colors in a rainbow and 64 in a box of crayons. So why, some people in Atlanta are asking, did the transit authority have to pick yellow?
“Hotlanta” is living up to its name this winter as Asian-Americans and the city’s transit officials debate the decision to rename a train route into the heart of the city’s Asian community. It used to be called “Doraville,” now it’s the “yellow line.”
Activists say the name shows a lack of sensitivity by the Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Transit Authority (MARTA), which changed the line’s name on Oct. 1. MARTA officials plan to meet on Friday with a group of Asian-Americans to discuss their concerns about the color-coded system.
Some advocates say the city should spend an as yet undetermined amount of taxpayer money to change the color to … wait for it … gold.
MARTA also has a red line, a green line and a blue line. Several other cities — including San Francisco, Tokyo and Washington — utilize yellow within their color-coded systems.
Those racist Japanese bastards! How dare they be so insensitive to the plight of Asian-Americans! I would propose that we nuke them again over this but they already have a recurring Godzilla problem after the last time we had to bitch slap them.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...James Ray Attracted an Orange Jump Suit
Feb 11th
This is James Ray’s Mugshot. Look at the disdain he has on his face. I guess he just isn’t thinking positively enough or he wouldn’t have to wear the colors of a con.
A great story about the trial of James Ray is at Indian Country News here:
Self-help guru James Arthur Ray says it was all a tragic accident when his followers began collapsing one by one in a sweat lodge at his retreat, with three of them dying. As unfortunate as the ordeal was, he says the participants knew about the risks the ceremony presented.
Prosecutors say it’s a blatant case of manslaughter by a man who recklessly crammed dozens of people in a 400-square-foot sweat lodge and chided them for wanting to leave, even as people were vomiting, getting burned by hot rocks and lying lifeless on the ground.
The two sides will be on display in coming months now that prosecutors have charged Ray with manslaughter in a case that could send him to prison for more than 35 years. The 52-year-old Ray said nothing during his first court appearance last week, and his lawyer entered a not guilty plea.
Any evidence of illnesses at prior Ray-led events, cover-up or lying about incidents and testimony that Ray ignored signs of medical distress would bode well for prosecutors.
A detailed investigation found previous injuries at Ray-led events, and witnesses said Ray ignored growing signs that the ceremony had gone terribly wrong.
Should the case go to trial, testimony is expected to include cult experts, medical professionals, psychologists, American Indian sweat lodge leaders, former Ray employees and participants of various Ray-led events.
The ceremony was intended to be almost a religious awakening and the highlight of Ray’s “Spiritual Warrior” retreat. About halfway through the ceremony, people began feeling ill, vomiting and collapsing. Three people who never regained consciousness died at hospitals – Kirby Brown, 38, of Westtown, N.Y.; James Shore, 40, of Milwaukee; and Liz Neuman, 49, of Prior Lake, Minn. Eighteen others were hospitalized.
It would be interesting to see whether the jury is influenced by any claims of brainwashing. The sweat lodge participants had endured five days of fasting, sleep-deprivation and mind-altering breathing exercises before the ceremony began.
For now, Ray remains in an Arizona jail on a $5 million bond – a figure his attorneys want lowered because Ray has no criminal history. He faces three to 121/2 years in prison on each of the three manslaughter charges if he’s convicted, with probation being an option.
How is it that the cult leader who believes so deeply in the laws of attraction finds himself attracted to the possibility of serving a century behing bars?
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Awww! Just In Time for Valentine’s Day: John Edwards Proposed to Rielle Hunter
Feb 10th
John couldn’t wait to get away from Elizabeth “Cancer Tits” Edwards and start his new life with his love-baby’s Mama. Sweet and romantic move for a former Father of the Year, right?
From the Enquirer here:
John Edwards has proposed to his mistress Rielle Hunter, and is buying a luxury $3.5 million beachfront home where they can live happily ever after with their love child.
The disgraced presidential candidate popped the question at the same time he told Rielle that he’d be issuing a press statement finally confirming he fathered her daughter Frances Quinn.
Edwards, 56, released that statement on Jan. 21, and just six days later a spokesperson for his cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth confirmed the couple had legally separated after 32 years of marriage. Sources say they expect to be officially divorced within a year, paving the way for the ex-senator to make Rielle, 45, his wife.
Know how I know this is true? Its the 21st century and I read it in the Enquirer. Which has been dead accurate on Edwards.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Chris Crego: Study in Dumbassery
Feb 10th
If you are 39 and are into face piercing, hunting, and tattoos, and like to run from the law, don’t put your new place of business on MySpace and think you have outwitted the cops. They have Google too.
From CBS here:
It seems pretty basic: if you’re running from the law, don’t keep updating your Facebook status. Apparently Chris Crego didn’t get the message.
Crego was arrested for assault in the fall of 2009 stemming from a bar fight in Lockport, NY, a little north of Buffalo. Crego pled guilty, but didn’t show for sentencing. Police issued a warrant for his arrest but he’d already left the state.
No problem. Lockport Police Capt. Richard Podgers told CNN that detectives started looking for Crego on the Internet and quickly uncovered not only a Facebook page but also a MySpace account.
Crego posted his current residence as Terre Haute, Ind., and his place of employment, a tattoo parlor called Body Art Ink. He even included his work hours!
There’s more. Crego also proudly displayed the wanted poster of him that had been published in the Lockport paper.
Lockport police contacted U.S. Marshals in Indiana, who easily tracked Crego down Feb. 3. He was being held on a preliminary charge of escape, with a bond of $25,000.
Thanks to Trench for the story.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...San Francisco Steps Up to the Plate for Haiti
Feb 9th
Only top notch used sweaty yoga mats can be given to the Haitians in need.
They are also sending in the band leaders from their gay rights parades to provide mood music.
Thanks San Francisco!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Melissa Koehn Gets 5 Months in Prison for Lesbo Dry Humping Student
Feb 5th
A cross-eyed lesbian woman and former teacher of St. Croix Lutheran High School in Minnesota has been sentenced to 5 months in jail, 10 years probation and a 200 dollar fine for dry-scissoring one of her students in a car while parked at a mall.
From Fox here:
A Kenosha, Wis. woman who was a teacher and basketball coach at St. Croix Lutheran High School in West St. Paul was sentenced Friday to 150 days in jail and 10 years of probation for having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old girl.
Melissa Diana Koehn, 31, was convicted on Nov. 20, 2009 of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct for having a sexual relationship with girl. A Dakota County judge stayed the execution of a 36-month sentence, which is an upward departure.
Koehn was also fined $200 as part of the sentence.
Koehn and the teenage girl were found in parked car in Apple Valley, lying on top of each other and kissing in a fully-reclined seat. An Apple Valley police officer was telling the pair to leave the area due to bad weather when they noticed the 17-year-old was wearing a St. Croix Lutheran High School letter jacket. The officer later checked the staff directory at the school and noticed Koehn was listed as a player and coach.
Melissa Koehn tricked the victim’s family into letting her live with them by claiming to be a Christian in need of help and a home. Instead she seduced their daughter. Five months seems a little light to me. I can’t wait to see her sex crimes registry photo.
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