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Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
Vegan Moonbat Alicia Silverstone Feeds Her Kid Like a Baby Bird
Mar 27th
Dude. She pre-chews the food.
I have no better comment than the one that was left on her video at YouTube by “MisterDoodieHead:”
1) his mother pre-chews his? food then feeds it to him mouth-to-mouth.
2) no TV in the house (that’s just a guess, but I’m probably right)
3) that food she feeds him like a bird is strictly VEGAN.
4) can never attend the circus (mom simply won’t allow it)
5) forced to share your house with 73 rescued animals
#SAVEBEAR
Vegans sometimes kill their children because of their retarded dietary beliefs.
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Keepin’ It Real: Rap Video Ends in Gunshots and Some Dude’s Head Run Over
Mar 23rd
Ah, the city of Brotherly Love. In Philly last night, some delinquent was shooting a rap video that attracted all kids of hood rats and thugs. Of course things got out of hand and someone just had to pop a cap in someone’s ass. When panic ensued, somebody fell on the street and had his freakin’ head run over by a car that may or may not have had spinner rims.
From ABC here:
Police are investigating the death of a man during the filming of an amateur rap video in the Olney section of Philadelphia.
There was a crowd so large at the corner of 5th Street and Tabor Road during the rap video taping, undercover Philadelphia police officers were watching over it.
Investigators say more than 100 people were gathered for the recording of an amateur rap video around 7:00 p.m. when someone fired the shots.
“The scene initially was very hectic. Once shots were fired, you’ve got a crowd of a 100 people., they flee in every direction,” Philadelphia Police Chief Inspector Scott Small said.
In the melee, a car accidentally ran over the head of a man who had fallen. He was transported to Albert Einstein Medical Center where he was pronounced dead.
Gruesome. How does a music genre that exists off of stolen sampled tracks from real musicians end up getting so many people killed? That shooter? Same guy who killed Biggie I bet.
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Moonbat Congressman Grills NSA Chief About “President Cheney’s Hunting Accident”
Mar 21st
Hank Johnson, a Democrat and moonbat from the state of Georgia has some serious fantasy and paranoia issues. His committee called the NSA Chief and CYBERCOM commander General Keith Alexander to answer about their abilities to monitor US Communications. Watch as he drills Alexander about his own paranoid fantasy of the evil President Dick Cheney who wants to “detain and incessantly waterboard every American who sent an email” about his hunting accident. What the hell is wrong with these leftists? One terrorist was waterboarded twice and he coughed up all kinds of intelligence. And to leftists, this equates to Dick Cheney and Halliburton torturing every American over email messages? Disgusting.
The story is from Wired, who relies on some retarded uninformed whistle-blower who says that the NSA has all this wiretapping infrastructure. There is nothing newsworthy from Ryan Singel’s news article to quote, but there is something meaty in the comments which is far more accurate about the NSA’s capabilities- Sean Bauer wrote:
I have an insider at NSA as well. My father has worked at Ft. Meade for 43 years, and is getting ready to retire this year. He was the Director of Linguistics for the Russian Department throughout the 80′s & 90′s. After 9/11 he was asked to head the newly formed Department assigned to track-down and sieze Al Qaeda money world wide. He has spent the past 10 years in that position. His days are spent analyzing network traffic, tapping bank accounts, writing reports, and obtaining court authorizations. Needless to say, I have heard my fair share of stories regarding NSA. My father has always been open and honest with me regarding his work. While I’m sure he leaves out many details, he has always answered my questions knowledgeably and with enthusiasm.
Contrary to popular belief, NSA does not currently have the capacity to monitor all network traffic world wide, nor will it in the future. The best they can muster is to focus on certain regions, networks and individuals. Through other means of intelligence gathering NSA is able to narrow it’s focus, and in turn better utilize their much restricted resources. Even the new Data Center will not be enough to monitor all world wide traffic. People simply don’t realize what an astronomical feat that entails. My father tells me it would take a lot more than 1 Data Center to filter all traffic. With that said, here’s a quote my father said to me recently: “Why on Earth would NSA want to spend valuable resources monitoring your sexting in the first place? We are FAR SMARTER than you give us credit for. NSA doesn’t need to monitor “everything”. Paranoia fuels that fallacy.”
In regards to the “Secret Courts” (It is located at Ft. Meade headqaurters by the way. I guess it’s not so secret any more). It is true NSA had free reign during the Bush administration. My father was able to obtain any authorization he needed, without a court order. The court was pretty much non functional during that period. However, when Obama took office all that changed. My father now has to go before the court on a regular basis. He even complains he has to go to work early so he can make sure he has everything in order for the court that day. He mentions how strict they have become and finds it much harder to obtain authorizations. The days of free reign are no longer common practice at NSA according to my father. Yes, a few extremest Americans are monitored, but only under extreme circumstances and careful scrutiny by the Court. The idea all Americans are being monitored and indiscriminately targeted is another NSA fallacy fueled by paranoia.
If you think Dick Cheney is trying to read your emails, you might be a liberal.
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Jasmyn Tully Murdered by Stoner
Mar 20th
Jasmyn Tully liked slumming it. She was a disciplinary problem and had to be enrolled in an alternative school after being kicked out of public schools. She was hanging out in her friend’s ghetto apartment in Tukwila, WA watching her idiot ghetto friend smoke “Spice,” a potent chemical substitute for marijuana. Then things got all stabby.
From the DailyMail here:
A teenage girl was stabbed to death at her friend’s house – because he allegedly wanted to hurt someone after smoking synthetic marijuana. Jasmyn Tully, 17, was found at the apartment in Tukwila, Washington, early Saturday, unconscious and bleeding from stab wounds.
A 17-year-old youth arrested in the stabbing has been ordered held in detention for investigation of second-degree murder. The young man told police he had ‘felt an urge to hurt someone’. The Seattle Times says an uncle reports that the young man, whose name has not been released, had smoked synthetic marijuana, known by its street name, Spice. Rage has been considered a side-effect of the drug, which is sold at smoke shops in the area.
So for all those out there that think pot smoking is a victimless crime, here is yet one more victim. What a sad and tragic demise.
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It Must Be Maddening to Deal With Blondes
Mar 19th
Well, at least trying to have a conversation with them. This video is a knee slapper.
Click here to see a blonde solve Global Warming.
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TSA Agents Are Retards: Swabbing Handicapped Child’s Hands for PipeBomb Residue
Mar 19th
Those Blue-shirted jackboots for the TSA, who have still never prevented a single terrorist plot, detain a family so they can swab a three real old cripple boy’s hands for explosives residue. Apparently these goons are too stupid to understand that tiny crippled children aren’t even potty trained, much less trained at assembling pipe bombs.
How much longer are we going to pay grown people a good salary to harass travelers? The TSA is a massive budget drain and they have never, and never will, accomplish anything.
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Fat Assed 1 Percenter Whips Ararchists Into Patty ‘s Day Frenzy
Mar 18th
Michael Moore was in New York City urging Occupy Protesters to confront the police, violate laws, and act like a mindless mob because to Moore, Zuccotti Park is his Lenin Square- holy ground for the Occupy Movement.

'People are concerned that they have no control over their own democracy. They have no control over their own lives. This is the beginning. This park is sacred ground for millions across the country.' -Filmmaker Michael Moore
From the DailyMail here:
On the six-month anniversary of the Occupy Wall Street movement, protesters swarmed its birthplace –Zuccotti Park – again sparking the cat-and-mouse clashes between New York City police officers and demonstrators.
The sweep of the park by police just before midnight capped a day of demonstrations and marching in lower Manhattan. There was no official word on the number of arrests but dozens of people were handcuffed and led out of the park. Earlier in the day, 15 people were arrested and three officers suffered injuries, police said. An unused public transit bus was brought in to cart away about a dozen demonstrators in plastic handcuffs.
This is the year that Occupy is going to arm themselves. By definition, their movement must turn violent, because their goals of overthrowing the Constitution and creating their own form of pseudo-democracy can only be achieved with armed revolution. Once the shooting starts, Occupy will be stamped out permanently. And Michael Moore will go back to his million dollar mansion. Or get shot in the process.
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Oprah Fired Rosie
Mar 17th
For five months, Oprah Winfree has been trying to make a go of having her own cable channel. For some reason, she hired the poisonous hostile liberal Rosie O’Donnell to gab for an hour or so a day. Ratings on Oprah’s dismal channel were even worse when Rosie was on the air so she had to go.
From Deadline here:
O’Donnell’s daytime talk show on OWN: Oprah Winfrey Network got the ax after five low-rated months on the air.
OWN went for broke with the launch of The Rosie Show, whose October premiere, along with that of Oprah’s Lifeclass, were broadcast on five Discovery networks. The struggling and money-losing OWN spent some $10 million to market the two shows, whose debut was touted as an unofficial OWN relaunch. That $10 million went where the previous $250 million+ in investment from Discovery went — down the drain. After an OK start with 500,000 viewers tuning in to the premiere, Rosie quickly lost more than half of that to average under 200,000 viewers for most of its run
Nothing makes me giggle more than liberals wasting millions of dollars on other liberals.
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Your Tax Dollars At Work: NSA Plays Ostrich with Wikileaks Keywords
Mar 16th
I have heard rumors that the entire NSA facility is an “open classified facility.” This means that you simply can’t get in without a clearance, unless its to one of their unclassified conference rooms. It also means that it is permissible to leave documents labeled as classified out on the desktop. But this story came out today revealing that the NSA has a global “spam filter” in that they block all inbound email that contains the word “wikileaks” in it.
Now usually, this blocking of emails wouldn’t be much of a problem in Civilian agencies such as the FDA, USDA, DOI and others- facilities that aren’t cleared to view information pertaining to the classified State Department documents leaked by Bradley Manning to Julian Assange’s Wikileaks- those agencies would typically have to initiate a “classified spillage” drill to scrub information from the hard drives of affected systems that viewed such sensitive information, despite its wide availability online. In these Federal Civilian agencies cases, such precautions make a little bit of sense. But for the NSA? Despite the secret clearances of everyone employed there, they are still trying to “protect” their users from viewing what an adversary has released?
Anyways, its affected the ability of prosecutors to properly send Bradley Manning to his much deserved doom. From Politico here:
At a hearing last month, prosecutors in the case against Pfc. Bradley Manning noted that they didn’t receive the messages but could not explain why. Chief prosecutor Capt. Ashden Fein said at a hearing Thursday that the messages had been “blocked by a spam filter for security.”.
“Apparently, they were blocked because the word ‘WikiLeaks’ was somewhere in the e-mail,” Coombs said.
Fein said there is now a procedure in place to check the spam filter on a daily basis for errant e-mails. In addition, military Judge Col. Denise Lind said prosecutors had set up an alternate e-mail account that shouldn’t encounter the same problem.
So Eleven years after 9/11 we still have people trying to prevent our intelligence agencies from gathering intelligence. Pretty stupid.
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TSA Lampooned on SouthPark
Mar 15th
Yep, this is the TSA I know and loathe and have to deal with on a semi-monthly basis when I travel for work. In this week’s SouthPark, Craig’s mom dies when falling in the toilet without checking to see if the seat was down. So the Toilet Safety Administration is born requiring seatbelts, strip searches and asshole inspection by huge fat black women with little to no education. Just like in real life!
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More LOLsuits Threatened
Mar 14th
As the trial of Byron Sonne looms large, his most ardent supporters, who have put their reputations on the line that he will be found innocent, must be biting their nails. Its not everyone who can count among their friends a man who, in a fit of anarchistic fury, convinced the cops that he was plotting to blow up the G20 in Toronto.
One of these supporters, James Arlen, a liberal frequent guest speaker at hacker conventions, despises me because of my criticism of Byron Sonne. You see, Sonne had his CISSP suspended for his actions leading up to the G20 in which he made threats against the police. Sonne was also busted cooking explosives in his house that was bought and paid for by his wealthy wife’s family. That would-be anarcho-terrorist is loved by Arlen. Arlen has donated cash to Sonne’s defense fund. But a CISSP in good standing like me who criticizes Sonne’s actions must be silenced.
He is threatening lawsuits and attempting to have my own CISSP certification suspended simply because of my speech.
I was debating the cost of getting a complaint notarized – no longer debating. I was debating the cost of a lawsuit – no longer debating.
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) March 9, 2012
@CanSec One group failing to police their own characterizes the entire group.
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) March 9, 2012
@CanSec dm me an email address and I’ll send you a copy of the complaint.
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) March 9, 2012
Arlen even attempted to contact a former employer to complain about my free speech in an effort to silence my criticism of Sonne:
Anyone at Netwitness available for a quick consultation on an issue?
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) March 9, 2012
Pretty cowardly.
And what is ironic is that Arlen was a vocal critic of SOPA, which would have had the effect of creating censorship on the Internet.
You see, as a typical liberal, Arlen is a big believer in free speech so long as it supports liberal group-think. Any opposition or deviation is quickly labeled as “hate speech.”
@BelchSpeak The shame is yours alone for your bullying behaviour and unsupportable bigotry and hate.
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) March 9, 2012
Not that Arlen could point to a single thing I’ve said that is bigoted or hateful. Oh, yeah, I called him fat, which he is. He continues to threaten a libel lolsuit, but all I have to do is point to his ginormous gut as exhibit A.
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John Edwards Too Sick to Go to Court- Not Too Sick to Spawn
Mar 14th
Former father of the year and Democrat poster boy and former Presidential Candidate John Edwards hasn’t been to court yet on his fraud and conspiracy charges because he had a note from Mommy’s doctor that said his heart was too fragile to endure justice. But apparently its not too fragile to allow him to pop Viagra and plant his demon seed into Rielle Hunter again. After all, Quinn needs a baby brother or sister on that side of the two Americas.
From the Dailymail here:
Disgraced former presidential candidate John Edwards has reportedly decided to have another child with the woman who destroyed his marriage. Rielle Hunter is reportedly hoping to become pregnant before Edwards’ trial in April, after which he could be sentenced to up to 30 years in jail.
Edwards, who has four children from his 33-year marriage to his late wife Elizabeth, already has a daughter with Hunter, four-year-old Quinn.
The couple has now decided to have another baby as 48-year-old Hunter’s ‘biological clock is ticking loudly‘, the National Enquirer reported.
‘She’s made having another baby a top priority,’ a source told the tabloid.The pressure is also on because of Edwards’ impending federal trial; he has been accused of using campaign funds to cover the affair. In 2007, it emerged that Edwards was cheating on his wife Elizabeth, who had been diagnosed with breast cancer three years earlier.
I’m pretty sure that cheating with a married man while his wife’s tits are rotting off with cancer makes you a slut, but I don’t want to be viewed as engaging in “warfare against women”.
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Ugly Women Vow to Withhold Sex; World Thankful
Mar 12th
A group of unattractive women called “Liberal Ladies Who Lunch” is threatening to go on a sex strike or something over free contraceptives. More than half of this group looks like they are already going through the change, and the others look completely unbangable, so its doubtful they have much sex at the moment anyways.
From the Blaze here via Twitchy:
The group describes their motivations on the event’s Facebook page, saying, “In truth, if we lose our hard won rights to medical care, birth control and pregnancy choice, it won’t only affect women. Men will have to go back to the days when they waited for or paid for sex. This issue impacts all of us. This strike is designed to make that point. Ask your man to speak up for your rights, because when we lose our reproductive choices, so do they.”
Is it misogynistic to call this group a bunch of weather-beaten old cows? Moo.
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Bully Shortage Spawns Gasoline Drinkers and Doll Head Sniffers
Mar 12th
There is an appalling lack of bullys on the streets these days. This bully shortage is directly proportional to the rise in Emo Kids, poor dressers and sniveling crybabies on sandlots across the country. It is also leading to other intolerable weirdness like the chick in this video who quaffs gallons of gasoline per year and the fat girl who stiffs a decapitated doll’s head for comfort.
One or two well placed wedgies or swirlies can halt a lifetime of asshattery. Won’t you please help?
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Reason 253 to HomeSchool: Students Wont Swap Porn Vids of Slut Teacher
Mar 8th
I think its safe for Rush to call Stacie Halas, a 31-year-old science teacher at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard, CA a slut, because she is.
She is also a criminal under the new California law that demands that Porn actresses use condoms.
From the SmokingGun here:
A California middle school teacher has been placed on leave after administrators learned from students that the educator appears in porn videos available online.
Stacie Halas, a 31-year-old science teacher at Richard B. Haydock Intermediate School in Oxnard, was removed from the classroom Monday, three days after pupils reported spotting her in a series of X-rated clips.
In a letter sent yesterday to Haydock parents, school brass noted that they are “asking teachers to discourage the children from searching for and/or visiting these inappropriate sites.”
Halas can be seen in some of the videos engaging in a wide variety of sexual activity with a partner portraying a delivery man for “Big Sausage Pizza.” Instead of accepting a tip from Halas, the delivery man opens the pizza box and–surprise!–offers her a tip of his own (as seen in one of the below photos).
Oldest porn story in the book. I’m not sure which industry has helped the other more- porn or pizza? Anyways, no one’s kids should be taught by such a disgusting gutterslut. I wonder if Sandra Fluke has been in any online porn? Any volunteers want to scour the interwebs to find that video?
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Attention Seeking Fat Slob Begs for Help on YouTube
Mar 4th
Meet humongous fattie Robert Gibbs. Only 23 years old and he weighs close to 800 pounds. He has bed sores because he’s too big and fat to even get up and move. Somehow he managed to get his fat-assed fingers on a laptop to upload a pathetic video begging to be on TV’s Dr. Phil Show, the Biggest Loser or other reality show. Seems like his appetite for attention is second only to his appetite for big macs.
From CBS here:
A 700-pound Livermore man’s plea for help to lose weight has become a viral sensation on YouTube in less than 24 hours. Robert Gibbs, who turned 23 on Friday, said he is a prisoner in his own body.
“I spend most of my days right here, watching TV.” Gibbs said from his couch. “I have to slide forward to get off this couch. I’m just trapped, and there’s no way out.”
On Thursday, something clicked for the Livermore man who has struggled with his weight since the age of four. He has also been hospitalized twice. As Gibbs was stuck in bed, he recorded the video.
Someone in his trailer is feeding this fat miserable slob. That person needs to stop bringing the slop buckets and Gibbs needs some serious mental health counselling in addition to a common sense diet. It reminds me of watching My 600 Pound life the other day on the freakshow network TLC. I tweeted during the show as did others, laughing at these ginormous fatties.
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Ben & Jerry’s Newest Flavor: Avian Flu
Mar 3rd
I was out with the family today at the Dulles Mall and noticed a sparrow had somehow managed to trap itself inside the spacious food court. We happily watched as it bounced from scrap to scrap nibbling on crumbs. Cartney tried to catch it or something so it flew away. To its perch. And with utter revulsion, I realized its perch was atop a Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream stand, and it had shit all over the perch, the employees and the foodservice preparation area including its blenders. Here is the full size photo I snapped of this.
And closer up-
Filthy Hippie company touting their organic goodness while attempting to poison their customers isn’t cool. Seriously, the employees and customers are at risk of contracting Histoplasmosis.
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The Nation’s Robert Dreyfuss Suggests Blacks and Gays Deserved to Die from Slavery and AIDS
Feb 28th
In a stunning opinion piece in the Nation, Robert Dreyfuss said that AIDS was a result of karma and colonialism. No one would have gotten AIDS if the evil white man had just stayed the hell out of Africa.
Just so I don’t misquote, here is what Dreyfuss wrote:
Maybe it’s too much to say that imperialism caused AIDS. But at the very least, it’s karma—payback, if you will, for mass slaughter, slavery and vicious exploitation in central Africa more than a century ago.
That’s the point of a stunning excerpt of a new book in the Washington Post today. Its point is that the penetration of Africa by Belgians, Germans and other colonialists in the late nineteenth century not only brought syphilis to Africa, a disease that killed countless Africans, but unleashed the AIDS virus, too.
It must be tough to be a liberal and have all that guilt that comes with being white. But lets examine the premise of Dreyfuss’ argument. He said that AIDS was karmic payback. Karma is a stupid philosophy espoused by believers in eastern religion, which is very popular with liberals simply because it isn’t christianity. But Karma basically means that evil things happen to people as a cosmic revenge for sin. But as discussed many times on this blog, karma is a two-way street.
Yes, AIDS likely came from Africa carried in the asshole of some gay man. Dreyfuss says so himself in his article. But was it karmic payback? If karmic payback is in play, then how horrible were all of those black people in Africa to have cosmic justice wipe them out with rampant syphilis? How much pagan worship and cannibalism did those black Africans have to commit for them to be enslaved in mass as part of cosmic justice? You see, if AIDS is karmic payback to the white man, then slavery and syphilis was karmic payback to the black man, right?

Furthermore, if AIDS is karmic payback, and it only killed majority homosexual men, what did they do to reap this cosmic justice? I mean besides the obvious buggery?
Liberals love to decry colonialism, blame whites, and say that bad things happen because of karma. This just proves how stupid, racist and bigoted those notions are.
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Lauren Scruggs Looks Derpy
Feb 25th
You know what happens when models don’t practice all those graceful poises? They get clumsy and have their faces and hands chopped up by propeller blades. Its a FACT. Case in point is Lauren Scruggs who is now up walking around sporting a new glass eye.
From the DailyMail here:
Miss Scruggs was nearly killed on December 3 when she walked into a plane propeller after taking a ride with a friend to see the Dallas Christmas lights from the sky.
She suffered a fractured skull, broken collarbone, brain injuries and lost her left hand. Two weeks after the tragic accident, doctors decided that they had to remove Lauren’s eye.
There is now a new FAA rule that blondes are only allowed to ride jets.
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Great News! There is a Sex Tape of John Edwards Cheating on his Cancer-Riddled Wife
Feb 24th
Of course noted Democrat John Edwards is the type of man who would record his own affair on his cancer-stricken wife. The former Presidential Candidate is up on charges of stealing cash from his campaign funds and his baby-mama just won a court case giving her possession of the sex tape.
From Breitbart here:
The mistress of former presidential hopeful Sen. John Edwards, Rielle Hunter has legally regained possession of her sex tape with the Senator from former Edwards aide Andrew Young, as well as a tape of the birth of the daughter she had with Edwards. Edwards faces six felony and misdemeanor charges for knowing about $1 million in campaign funds used to hide and care for Hunter during his presidential bid.
What will Rielle Hunter do with the tape? Why, stop off at Wal-mart first for some Sam’s brand butter popcorn, m&m’s and some cheap chardonnay, and she’s set for the weekend.
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