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Stupid People
Idiots, morons, and assorted stupidity
Don’t Bring a Knife to a Cat Fight
May 9th
How pathetic are modern men when they can’t even defeat a housecat in a fair fight? And worse, while losing the fight, the man pulls a knife and the kitty still wins.
From YourHouston here:
A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man’s injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.
At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding.
I have a tiny cat that lives in my home that is pure evil with razor sharp claws. I show it no affection in return for her not slicing my calves open from knee to ankle. But if I ever was forced into a showdown, I’m pretty sure I could dominate that pussy.
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Loading ...Albino Rapage for Curez and Lulz
May 5th
Tanzanian natives are still butchering Albinos and raping them in order to obtain magical powers, HIV/AIDS cures and bonus lives.
From Reuters here:
Hundreds of albinos are thought to have been killed for black magic purposes in Tanzania and albino girls are being raped because of a belief they offer a cure for AIDS. At least 63 albinos, including children, are known to have been killed, mostly in the remote northwest of the country.
Around 1.4 million Tanzanians among a population of 40.7 million have the HIV virus that leads to AIDS. Albino hunters kill their victims and harvest their blood, hair, genitals and other body parts for potions that witchdoctors say bring luck in love, life and business.
Activists last week reported three murders of teenage albino boys from the same family in northern Tanzania, who were poisoned and their bones later robbed from their graves.
Liberals love to say that indigenous cultures are pure, more connected with nature and have a higher moral value than our modern consumer lifestyles. Well, here is one AIDS riddled indigenous culture for them. Not only do they rape and butcher albino africans, they also rape virgins for a stupid belief that they can be cured of sexually transmitted diseases. Just across the border in the Congo, this same culture also rapes pygmies, a whole other race of people, because they think it gives them magic powers.
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Reason 989 to HomeSchool: Schizoid New Age Vegan Teacher Won’t Wander Elementary School Halls Nude
May 3rd
Ol’ Harlan Porter here is an avowed leftist moonbat who believes in New Age Religion and thinks his body should be unencumbered with the burden of clothing. Cops caught him buck naked walking the halls of BC Haynie Elementary School in Morrow GA.
From the NYDailyNews here with thanks to Kelly:
A teacher in the middle of a sudden spiritual awakening celebrated his moment of Zen by stripping naked and strolling the hallways of his school in the nude.
Harlan Porter was arrested and charged with public indecency for his impromptu strip show at the B.C. Haynie Elementary School in Morrow, Ga.
School staff members called police at around 3:20 p.m. on April 22 after seeing Porter take off his clothes and roam the building in his birthday suit.
Although no students were in the school at the time, Porter was fired from his job.
Porter, 31, was found by police sitting in the teacher’s lounge. Under questioning, he explained to cops that he “reached a new level on enlightenment” and that he “wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open.”
Despite losing his job, Porter expressed a desire to continue teaching, although “on a new level, with hands in the earth, gathering the essence and learning how to love one another and fully appreciate the spiritual realm.”
Fellow teachers at the school described Porter as a vegan who avoided both drugs and alcohol.
“However on the date in question they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to taco bell to get tacos for lunch,” the police report said. Porter had been “diagnosed schizophrenic” seven years ago in New York.
Most enlightened vegans experience a rush when eating Taco Bell. That’s a fact.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...End Game of All Cult Leaders: Declare Yourself as God- James Ray Declared it Before Baking Hippies to Death
Apr 27th
A witness in the James Ray manslaughter trial, the owner of the retreat property, who had the presence of mind to stay out of the sweat lodge death trap created by a white flim flam artist, testified that she overheard James Ray declaring himself to be the “Alpha and Omega,” and “I am God,” just before stupid hippies dropped dead from heat stroke.
From CNN here:
The owner of a retreat center testified at the manslaughter trial of self-help author James Ray Tuesday that she heard him tell participants of an ill-fated sweat lodge ceremony that he was God.
Ray is accused of manslaughter in the deaths of three people at his October 2009 “Spiritual Warrior” retreat in the desert. At least 15 others who took part in the ceremony became ill. More than 40 other people were uninjured.
Amayra Hamilton and her husband Michael own the Angel Valley Retreat Center where the lodge was located.
“I am the Alpha and the Omega. I am God,” Hamilton recalled Ray said at the start of the ceremony. She testified she sat outside the sweat lodge and overheard him speak.
The ceremony consisted of eight rounds, with each round lasting 10 to 15 minutes. While they were not prevented from leaving, participants have said they were told to wait until the breaks between rounds.
Prosecutors have argued that the lodge — made of willow trees and branches, and covered with tarpaulins and blankets — was heated to a perilously high temperature, causing the participants to suffer dehydration and heatstroke.
The event participants paid up to $10,000 to seek “new areas of consciousness” at the retreat, according to testimony. Many had attended previous James Ray International seminars.
I don’t know if Hamilton is trying to pin all of the liability on James Ray or not. After all, the deaths took place on her property, and I think she had some responsibility and some of the blame for the deaths. You don’t run retarded “sweat lodges” for spiritually bereft white people and collect lots of cash doing so without taking some responsibility for the activity that occurs on your property.
But this goes to prove what I had been saying for over a year now. James Ray was not a mere “motivational speaker.” He was a cult leader who used brainwashing to substitute himself as God in the eyes of athiest hippies to rob them of their money and ultimately, some of their lives too.
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TSA Agents are Retarded: Post Child Porn on Facebook
Apr 25th
Meet Tom Gordon, Jr. He’s a TSA agent who enjoyed patting down little kids at airports has now been suspended as a TSA officer. Why? He was busted uploading child pornography to his Facebook account. Mind you, I have been lectured by TSA agents that they are highly trained and are smart, just like this guy pictured below who makes a whopping salary comparable to two burger flippers at McDonald’s.
Yep, Ol’ Gropey McForehead above who can’t even find deodorant or a razor in his own medicine cabinet, much less with an XRay machine of your luggage, is authorized to touch your kid at an airport. But not anymore. From Philly.com here:
A passenger screener at Philadelphia International Airport is facing charges that he distributed more than 100 images of child pornography via Facebook.
Thomas Gordon Jr. of Philadelphia, who routinely searched airline passengers, uploaded explicit pictures of young girls to an Internet site on which he also posted a photograph of himself in his TSA uniform.
Homeland Security agents arrested the TSA officer March 24, and he is being held without bail.
Citing privacy rules, TSA spokeswoman Ann Davis would not say if Gordon has been suspended from his job, but noted that he had been in federal custody since his arrest.
“We can assure the public that he is no longer working at the airport,” Davis said.
Gordon had uploaded five explicit photographs of young girls onto the web site Photobucket. Gordon’s Photobucket account also included a picture of him wearing his blue TSA uniform.
Gordon used at least six Facebook accounts and employed multiple names “to upload and store images of sexual exploitation of minor children.”
Authorities also seized from Gordon an HP laptop and a four-gigabyte flash drive that they say contained more than 600 images or movies containing child pornography, according to court filings.
The TSA can’t even screen their own employees and they are in charge of screening US?? And this guy is clearly stupid, and a slob to boot.
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Apr 21st
Ed at RightRant posted up this video that I thought I’d share. It features disgusting people from Santa Cruz, California. I’d call them hippies, but everyone in Santa Cruz is gross like this. They don’t bathe, they don’t mow the lawns or pave the roads or clean their ghastly beach. While surrounding communities enjoy growth and prosperity and increased property values, Santa Cruz is headed for a massive welfare compound of losers, looters and yes, hippies.
There you have it. Anarchists. Proud communists. Animal Rights nazis. “Zero Population Growth” zealots who want to abort babies by force at home and abroad. Vegans who climb barefooted into the orchards of the productive to eat the stolen fruit live from the vine. Yep, that is who these people are- lowlife thieves who demand that productive people give things to them because they have a “higher consciousness.”
And who knew that the soundtrack to communism would be a bad Phish rip-off?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Crystal Magnum’s End Game: Now She is a Murderer
Apr 18th
Maybe if Crystal Magnum says that 7 white guys were raping her while she plunged her knife into Reggie Daye over and over again, she might be able to avoid the death penalty. But otherwise, this might be it for North Carolina’s most famous stripper single Mom. Crystal magnum’s victim died of his multiple stab wounds, and the murder seems to have been committed during the commission of another felony, which, in North Carolina, is First Degree murder and is punishable via the Death Penalty. Its the needle for this woman now.
From the AP here:
The woman who falsely accused three Duke lacrosse players of raping her was charged Monday with murder in the death of her boyfriend.
A Durham County grand jury indicted Crystal Mangum on a charge of first-degree murder and two counts of larceny. She has been in jail since an April 3 incident that initially led police to charge her with assault in the stabbing 46-year-old Reginald Daye. He died after nearly two weeks at a local hospital.
So if the executioner is white, this will mean that finally, some white dude will stick her with his prick against her will.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...TSA Agents Are Retards: Frisking White 6-Year-Old Girls
Apr 13th
It has been ten years since Islamic males walked past security at Logan Airport and hijacked American and United Airliners and used them as missiles to destroy US landmarks. And in the ten years since, the TSA has not stopped a single terrorist attempting to terrorize America. They have intercepted 30 metric tons of deodorant, creams and toothpaste, but have not successfully stopped a single plot. And TSA agents, who simply double their welfare salaries by becoming government employees, continue to fondle tiny children in a stupid theater play called security.
This stupid, fat black woman knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that this tiny child was not a threat to air travel or to other passengers. Yet she insisted on molesting her anyways.
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I’m Eating Couches Bitches!
Apr 12th
Judging by this woman’s thin figure, she must only be eating the low-cal couches, that tend to be sat upon by vegan, Indian people who simply don’t shed so many skin cells.
From the Daily Mail here, who don’t mind photographing people dining al-fresco:
A mother-of-five has been diagnosed with a rare disorder called Pica after seeking medical help for her addiction… to eating sofas. Adele Edwards, of Bradenton, Florida, has been eating the foam inside couch cushions for 21 years.
Adele Edwards checks the foam from a sofa cushion at Bob’s Bargain Barn in Bradenton, Florida, to see if it is the kind she likes to eat
Miss Edwards, 31, said: ‘In the last year I’ve eaten seven sofas. ‘I unzip the cushions and snack on the foam inside. And once I start I just can’t stop.
Can Frito-Lay, the maker of tasty potato chips sue her for trademark infringement? “Once ya start ya can’t stop” sounds like it belongs on a pringles can or something.
‘But now doctors have told me that if I carry on, my addiction will kill me.’ Pica is a disorder found most commonly in toddlers and pregnant women who lack certain nutrients, causing them to crave non-nutritive substances like chalk, coins, batteries and even dirt.
There is a photo of her at the Mail lying amongst a group of comfy sofas. You’d think that someone who ate seven couches in the past year would look fluffier, but she doesn’t. Maybe she’d put on some weight if she used some ranch dressing with her couches.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...World’s Fattest Liberal Spitting Mad over WI Election
Apr 8th
Most liberals at least exercise and eat well. Not so for Michael Moore. Between a huge meal of pasta and bacon-nutter sammiches, Michael Moore went off on Twitter because a liberal judge didn’t win an election.
Bitter, bitter defeat Michael Moore. Its sour, isn’t it?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Yonathan Acts a Fool
Apr 6th
Ah, the DC Metro. Where the only good trainride is the one you take to GTFO of DC. Yonathan here discovers that he is all alone on the Metro car, and rather than enjoy the solitude that comes from not having your nose in some smelly dude’s armpit as is typical during rush hour, he decides to celebrate in his own style.
You should see how he acts when he gets onto one of the dozens of broken escalators that no one uses too.
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Some Women Hate Their Dads- Others Really, Really Hate Their Dads
Apr 5th
Nothing screams ‘can’t get a job’ more than a neck or face tattoo. Unless of course, you go all out and then apply for one of the two or three Circus Freak shows or traveling carnivals in the nation.
I love how she has back fat pushed up above her corset making her looks like she has shoulderblade boobies. And who would ever want to have sex with something like this? Maybe someone who wants to Hate-Eff Satan?
And I’m throwing in the witches tag ’cause I just know she thinks she’s a Wiccan.
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Crystal Magnum Now Adds Attempted Murderess to Her Other Labels of Child Abuser, Whore and Liar
Apr 5th
This is the crazy black bitch who “keeps on giving” to bloggers like me. Crystal Magnum, the black woman who falsely accused a bunch of white men of rape, then later set fire to her own home to spite her then boyfriend, and endangering her children, now has a brand new charge of attempted murder to her rap sheet of crazy fail crime. She was arrested and is in jail for repeatedly stabbing her boyfriend in the chest. As Ann Coulter once tweeted about her, I hope this doesn’t give single mom strippers a bad name!
From ABC here along with crazy bitch photo goodness:
Former Duke Lacrosse accuser Crystal Mangum was arrested overnight Sunday for stabbing her boyfriend.
Around 3 a.m., officers responded to a stabbing and found a 47-year-old man stabbed in the chest. A man who called 911 identified Mangum as the attacker.
“I told him she was trouble from the very beginning,” said the caller. The stabbing victim suffered serious injuries and was taken to Duke University Hospital for treatment. Mangum stabbed her boyfriend during an argument at the apartment the couple shared. Mangum stabbed the man repeatedly.
No Story about a crazy woman is complete without a cousin running to the press to say “I toldja so!”
A man who claims he’s the victim’s cousin said Mangum and the victim had a brief relationship. “I mean he was excited,” said the man. “He was like, ‘man, guess who I’m dating now.’ He was excited, but I told him ‘man, you know her background, be careful, you know what I mean.‘”
Mangum, 32, was later arrested at a nearby apartment and charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill inflicting serious injury.
Okay, this whore needs some serious jailtime. Her kids need to stay in foster care or with an adopted family. And maybe while this stripper who HATES all men is in jail she can get her head examined to find out just why she hates men so badly. Not to get Dr. Drew on this situation, but she obviously was sexually assaulted as a child. She need some serious jailtime and counselling to salvage what is left of the wreck of a life she is leading.
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Crazy Woman Attacks Priceless Art
Apr 4th
This woman has wound her cuckoo clock way too tightly. She went to the National Gallery of Art in Washington DC and attacked a very expensive piece of artwork by Gaugin. When she isn’t trying to destroy priceless works of art, she carjacks and creates mayhem in her own neighborhood.
From the SmokingGun here:
-The woman who tried to tear a Gauguin painting off a wall at the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C. has been identified as a 53-year-old convicted felon who, after her arrest Friday, told an investigator that the French artist was “evil” and that his artwork “has nudity and is bad for the children.”
Susan Burns, who turned 53 Friday, also said that the Gauguin painting “Two Tahitian Women,” which is valued at $80 million, is “very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned,” according to a criminal complaint filed in D.C. Superior Court. “I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you,” added Burns, who lives in Alexandria, Virginia.
On Friday afternoon, Burns allegedly walked over to the Gauguin painting in Gallery 214-C and “grabbed the frame holding said painting on its left side and attempted to pull it off the wall.” Burns, the misdemeanor complaint charges, then “struck the middle of the painting with her right fist.” However, since the painting was “protected by a transparent acrylic shield on the front,” no damage was observed.
Burns appears to have a lengthy rap sheet that includes convictions for carjacking, disorderly conduct, trespassing, and assault on a law enforcement officer.
I bet this woman has more than 4 cats too.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...NAACP Declares Laws Banning Saggy Pants Racist
Apr 1st
Saggy Pants is the stupidest fad ever and it needs to go away for good. Arkansas school systems have now taken steps to ban pants that show your underwear or buttcrack, but of course the NAACP comes roaring in declaring that such laws are racist.
The baggy pants that shows your underwear
From the AP here:
Arkansas students who love their sagging pants should soon leave them at home.
Arkansas Governor Mike Beebe signed a bill on Wednesday that bans students from wearing clothing that exposes “underwear, buttocks or the breast of a female.”
Arkansas educators have long complained about the drooping attire, such as young men wearing saggy jeans that expose the top of colorful boxer shorts.
Florida is considering a bill similar to the Arkansas law. In that state, the NAACP has denounced the bill and said it unfairly targets black males.
The saggy pants fashion came into vogue for black males because, for some stupid reason, the look of men having their belts confiscated when going to jail was considered macho and cool.
You would think that the NAACP would support the ban on something that was created from the large population of blacks in the prison systems, but you can be sure the NAACP will never miss a chance to promote themselves or cry racism where none exists.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Assange Leaks His Lulzy Dance Moves
Apr 1st
Noted sexual assailant and effeminate secrets leaker Julian Assange has his dance moves leaked. He is captured on tape on a dance floor in a gay bar in Iceland.
Notice that everyone gives him plenty of space? Those flailing arms and chalky white skin is a warning to others to STAY BACK! Someone could accidentally get punched in the noggin with those severe 90′s dance moves.
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Girls Are No Smarter in 21st Century
Mar 30th
My pal and I had a brief and uncomfortable discussion in front of our wives about how stupid most single women still are in the 21st century. We both agreed that single women are still dumb. Most single chicks are largely incapable of making good decisions on their own. Given equality they don’t seem to handle it well. And now, as further proof, a woman is given equality, a good job, a cell phone and, apparently, lots of free shots, to prove how stupid she is.
This is a classic example of how a chick is given the brush-off because she is unattractive/annoying/drunk and the guy just pokes fun at her to watch her make a fool of herself. Of course the man has heard of Ebay. He faked that he was getting ready to shit his drawers just to get away from your annoying ass. And of course you are single. Get used to telling men that because you are going to stay that way for a very long time.
So why did Ryan give his number to you? Obviously, he hoped he would capture your dumbass making a fool of yourself so he could upload it to the Internet. Thanks to Patton Oswalt, aka Remy from Ratatouille for the link.
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Tranny Jailed for Abusing His Kids for Refusing to Call Him Mom
Mar 30th
A Korean man who chose to mutilate his body with fake implants and hormones began to beat on his children because they refused to call him “Mom.” Now he’s in jail along with his twisted girlfriend who stood by and watched the abuse happen.
From MMail here:
A transgender father of four was sentenced to a two-year jail term for abusing his children, who refused to call him “mom”.
The 31-year-old man identified as Oh, was charged with starving and beating up his children (one born to former girlfriend and three others to his second girlfriend).
Oh lived with his second girlfriend, 31, from 2006 until last year. The girl friend also received a two-year term by the same court for the same charges as Oh.
“Although the defendants claim that the beating was for educational purpose and legitimate, their conduct cannot be seen as a way of parental guidance or educational instruction, given the numbers, means and reasons of their violence,” Presiding Judge Choi Doo-ho at the Jeonju District Court said.
Oh, who has been taking female hormone injections once a week, led a normal life in the morning hours but acted like a “woman” at night to work at a local transgender bar, according to court documents.
So if his kids refused to call the sexually deviant man “Mom” what do you think they called him? What is the Korean word for pervert?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Vegans Kill Another Child
Mar 29th
Vegan parents were arrested for killing their child. They fed their daughter a diet of only mother’s milk, and the eleven-month old child, weighing only 12 pounds, died of starvation and malnourishment.
From Breitbart here:
Two vegans who fed their 11-month-old daughter only mother’s milk went on trial in northern France on Tuesday charged with neglect after their baby died suffering from vitamin deficiency. Sergine and Joel Le Moaligou, whose vegan diet forbids consuming any animal product including eggs and cow’s milk, called the emergency services in March 2008 after becoming worried about their baby Louise’s listlessness.
When the ambulance arrived at their home in Saint-Maulvis the baby was already dead. The ambulance workers called the police because the child was pale and thin, weighing 5.7 kilos (12.5 pounds) compared to an average eight kilos for her age.
The couple has been charged with “neglect or food deprivation followed by death” and face up to 30 years in prison if convicted.
The vegan diet did not prevent anyone from doing anything. Stupid parents chose not to eat properly while nursing their infant. This is not the first baby vegans have killed, and sadly, it won’t be the last.
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Earth Hour is for Idiots
Mar 26th
Electricity is what has made human life possible in this century- it provides your fresh food, your education and your safety.
Ross McKitrick wrote about idiots celebrating Earth Hour back in 2009:
I abhor Earth Hour. Abundant, cheap electricity has been the greatest source of human liberation in the 20th century. Giving women the freedom to work outside the home depended on the availability of electrical appliances that free up time from domestic chores. Getting children out of menial labour and into schools depended on the same thing, as well as the ability to provide safe indoor lighting for reading.
Development and provision of modern health care without electricity is absolutely impossible. The expansion of our food supply, and the promotion of hygiene and nutrition, depended on being able to irrigate fields, cook and refrigerate foods, and have a steady indoor supply of hot water. Many of the world’s poor suffer brutal environmental conditions in their own homes because of the necessity of cooking over indoor fires that burn twigs and dung. This causes local deforestation and the proliferation of smoke- and parasite-related lung diseases. Anyone who wants to see local conditions improve in the third world should realize the importance of access to cheap electricity from fossil-fuel based power generating stations. After all, that’s how the west developed.
The whole mentality around Earth Hour demonizes electricity. I cannot do that, instead I celebrate it and all that it has provided for humanity. Earth Hour celebrates ignorance, poverty and backwardness.
I don’t want to go back to nature. Travel to a zone hit by earthquakes, floods and hurricanes to see what it’s like to go back to nature. For humans, living in “nature” meant a short life span marked by violence, disease and ignorance. People who work for the end of poverty and relief from disease are fighting against nature.
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