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	<title>BelchSpeak &#187; Science</title>
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		<title>Engineer Guy:  How an Accelerometer Works</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/05/22/engineer-guy-how-an-accelerometer-works/</link>
		<comments>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/05/22/engineer-guy-how-an-accelerometer-works/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 04:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay, so you have a smart phone that rotates its screen depending on how you hold it. Nice, right? But I bet you don&#8217;t understand how the hell it does that. Especially from a chip that is only microns in size. Watch this and be smarter. Thank me. Like This Post? Rate it and tell&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, so you have a smart phone that rotates its screen depending on how you hold it.  Nice, right?  But I bet you don&#8217;t understand how the hell it does that.  Especially from a chip that is only microns in size.  Watch this and be smarter.  Thank me.</p>
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		<title>New Engineer Guy Video- CCDs and Digital Cameras</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/05/20/new-engineer-guy-video-ccds-and-digital-cameras/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 01:56:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill takes apart a digital camera and exposes the Charged Couple Device that captures light onto a silicon chip. Like This Post? Rate it and tell your friends! Click the Share button below.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bill takes apart a digital camera and exposes the Charged Couple Device that captures light onto a silicon chip.</p>
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		<title>World Record Snakehead Caught in Potomac River</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/05/16/world-record-snakehead-caught-in-potomac-river/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 11:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fish]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snakehead]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Potomac is a big river. Really big. It stretches from the mountains of West Virginia all the way to the Chesapeake Bay and it has scores of minor tributaries. And this river has some really big fish. I used to jetski on one of the tributaries and floating dead fish and fish washed up&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Potomac is a big river.  Really big.  It stretches from the mountains of West Virginia all the way to the Chesapeake Bay and it has scores of minor tributaries.  And this river has some really big fish.  I used to jetski on one of the tributaries and floating dead fish and fish washed up on shore were sometimes three feet in length.  And with <a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/04/05/snakehead-bounty-in-maryland/">the Snakehead invasion</a>, it is only expected that they will also reach enormous size on the Potomac.  World Record size in fact.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/snakehead.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/snakehead.jpg" alt="" title="snakehead" width="400" height="255" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-11798" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.wtop.com/41/2866476/Potomac-snakehead-A-world-record">WTOP here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A stunning new world record may have been set in the D.C. area.</p>
<p>A northern snakehead fish, which some people call &#8220;Frankenfish,&#8221; was pulled out of a tributary of the Potomac River by a Woodbridge man. The fish, which isn&#8217;t supposed to live in the D.C. area, <strong>weighed in at more than 18 pounds.</strong></p>
<p>The current world record, set in Japan in 2004, is 17 pounds, 4 ounces.</p>
<p>The fish is an invasive species that has only been seen in the area within the past 10 years.  However, fears that the snakehead will harm native species in the Potomac haven&#8217;t panned out.</p>
<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re getting bigger and bigger, while at the same time we&#8217;re not really noticing a significant change in other fish populations,&#8221; says Chaconas. &#8220;Whether it&#8217;s bass or crappie or any of the yellow perch. So <strong>they seem to be coexisting pretty well</strong>.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Good news that they aren&#8217;t decimating the local fisheries as first thought.  But Maryland is still giving away 200 dollar gift cards to Bass Pro shops for anglers who catch snakeheads.
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		<title>Dissecting the Star Trek Utopia</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/05/15/dissecting-the-star-trek-utopia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 02:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Distractions]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever wonder how the Star Trek society overcame corporations, human greed and competition? I&#8217;m pretty sure it wasn&#8217;t because the society evolved to no longer need it. I&#8217;m guessing that the first transporters were used to do away with all of the capitalists and staunch individuals who just weren&#8217;t &#8220;down&#8221; with the vision of a&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever wonder how the Star Trek society overcame corporations, human greed and competition?  I&#8217;m pretty sure it wasn&#8217;t because the society evolved to no longer need it.  I&#8217;m guessing that the first transporters were used to do away with all of the capitalists and staunch individuals who just weren&#8217;t &#8220;down&#8221; with the vision of a one world government.  </p>
<p>Then came the conflict with Khan in the Eugenics Wars, then absolute poverty on a planetary scale, the nuclear war, and then First Contact with Vulcan.  And the video below from Cracked gets it pretty much right.</p>
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		<title>Snakehead Bounty in Maryland</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/04/05/snakehead-bounty-in-maryland/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 16:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Snakehead is an invasive fish that is destroying local ecosystems in my region. From FoxNews here: Wildlife officials in Maryland have put a bounty on the snakehead, the so-called &#8220;fish from hell&#8221; that can migrate on land and devastates the eco-systems of lakes, ponds and streams. The state will give out $200 gift cards&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Snakehead is an invasive fish that is destroying local ecosystems in my region.</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/05/maryland-puts-gift-card-bounty-on-fish-from-hell">FoxNews here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Wildlife officials in Maryland have put a bounty on the snakehead, the so-called &#8220;fish from hell&#8221; that can migrate on land and devastates the eco-systems of lakes, ponds and streams.</p>
<p>The state will give out <strong>$200 gift cards for Bass Pro Shops</strong> as well as other prizes for catching and killing the fish, which is native to Africa and Asia but is believed to have made its way to America through Asian seafood merchants. </p></blockquote>
<p>I wonder if they would give out iTunes cards instead?
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		<title>Healing the Monkey Wounds</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/03/23/healing-the-monkey-wounds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 21:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bizarre]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember this story from 2009? Charla Nash had her freakin&#8217; face and hands torn off by a rampaging Chimpanzee. Cops had to show up and kill the animal but Charla was left with debilitating and disfiguring injuries. She&#8217;s had a face transplant and she is slowing regaining a human appearance again. From the DailyMail here:&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember <a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2009/02/17/why-are-monkey-owners-so-stupid/">this story from 2009</a>?  Charla Nash had her freakin&#8217; face and hands torn off by a rampaging Chimpanzee.  Cops had to show up and kill the animal but Charla was left with debilitating and disfiguring injuries.  She&#8217;s had a face transplant and she is slowing regaining a human appearance again.</p>
<div id="attachment_11298" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 610px"><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/monkeyface.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/monkeyface-e1332536789627.jpg" alt="" title="monkeyface" width="600" height="283" class="size-full wp-image-11298" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Pictured before the attack, left, before the transplant, centre, and after, right</p></div>
<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2119474/Charla-Nash-Astonishing-progress-chimp-attack-victim-2-years-receiving-face-transplant.html">the DailyMail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Despite <strong>losing her eyesight, lips, nose, and hands</strong> in a vicious attack by a rampaging chimpanzee in 2009, face transplant recipient Charla Nash says she feels at home in her new skin.<br />
The brave 58-year-old woman, who nearly died in the horrific mauling, told the Hartford Courant exclusively that she feels no different than she did before the attack.</p>
<p>‘I just feel like it’s my face,’ she said. ‘It’s just not working real good.’</p>
<p>Ms Nash, a <strong>single mother from Stamford</strong>, Connecticut, told the Courant that she’s regaining movements in her face and can express herself with various motions.</p>
<p>Sandra Herold, who owned the 200-lb chimp Travis, died of an aneurism in 2010. Ms Nash said that if she could say anything to her former boss and friend, she would say she is ‘sorry that all this happened. And, nothing we can change now.’</p>
<p>However, she added that Herold was ‘a trouble person’ that was more worried about her pet – who was shot and killed after the attack – than she was of her. In past interviews, Ms Nash revealed that having a new face allowed her simple human pleasures – she has <strong>regained her sense of smell and can eat again</strong>.</p></blockquote>
<p>I can&#8217;t even imagine myself in Charla&#8217;s shoes.  What a tragic, horrifying nightmare she and her family has had to endure!  You know, I say I have a fear of clowns, but ain&#8217;t now way a clown can kick my ass.  But I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m helpless against a rampaging Chimp who has the strength of five of me.  My nightmare fuel?  This:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/chainsaw-chimp.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/chainsaw-chimp.jpg" alt="" title="chainsaw-chimp" width="480" height="294" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-11299" /></a>
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		<title>Warehouse Inventory Run by Robots</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/03/20/warehouse-inventory-run-by-robots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 21:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love applying technology to solve tedious tasks. Working in a warehouse environment sucks and this system looks like a way to revolutionize order fulfillment. Like This Post? Rate it and tell your friends! Click the Share button below.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love applying technology to solve tedious tasks.  Working in a warehouse environment sucks and this system looks like a way to revolutionize order fulfillment.  </p>
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		<title>It Must Be Maddening to Deal With Blondes</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/03/19/it-must-be-maddening-to-deal-with-blondes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 15:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.belch.com/blog/?p=11257</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well, at least trying to have a conversation with them. This video is a knee slapper. Click here to see a blonde solve Global Warming. Like This Post? Rate it and tell your friends! Click the Share button below.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, at least trying to have a conversation with them.  This video is a knee slapper.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2011/10/30/a-blonde-girl-solves-the-global-warming-problem/">Click here</a> to see a blonde solve Global Warming.
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		<title>Adam Savage and Simple Ideas</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 20:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really enjoy Adam Savage being passionate on stage when he gives presentations. This is a good one about how many scientific discoveries emerged from a simple notion and observations. Like This Post? Rate it and tell your friends! Click the Share button below.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really enjoy Adam Savage being passionate on stage when he gives presentations.  This is a good one about how many scientific discoveries emerged from a simple notion and observations.</p>
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		<title>Global Warming Makes You Fat</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Junk Science is piling atop of junk science. A bunch of Danes are now suggesting that the reason why people get fat as they get older over the past few decades is because of the increase in Carbon Dioxide. But lets not forget that the CO2 levels were wildly exaggerated in order to support the&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Junk Science is piling atop of junk science.  A bunch of Danes are now suggesting that the reason why people get fat as they get older over the past few decades is because of the increase in Carbon Dioxide.  But lets not forget that the CO2 levels were wildly exaggerated in order to support the false myth that the oceans were going to boil over and flood the world.</p>
<div id="attachment_11199" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 430px"><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/randomfatchick.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/randomfatchick.jpg" alt="" title="randomfatchick" width="420" height="482" class="size-full wp-image-11199" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Whole Lotta CO2 in this here cake!</p></div>
<p>From <a href="http://sciencenordic.com/new-theory-co2-makes-you-fat">ScienceNordic here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Danish researchers have announced a theory that may not only explain why people all over the world are getting fatter and fatter, but also warn of the serious consequences for life on Earth of continued pollution of the atmosphere by CO2 emissions.</p>
<p>In itself, the theory is quite simple: <strong>CO2 contributes to making us fat</strong>.</p>
<p>The theory arose several years ago, when Lars-Georg Hersoug studied the development of obesity among people who had been followed over a number of years, Hersoug was surprised to see that both fat and thin people taking part in the studies over a 22-year period had put on weight – <strong>and the increase was proportionately the same</strong>.</p>
<p>Orexins – which are <strong>neuropeptide hormones</strong> – in the brain stimulate wakefulness and energy expenditure. These <strong>hormones may be affected by CO2</strong>, and this can cause us to go to bed later, affecting our metabolism so it is easier for us to put on weight. But orexins are also involved in the stimulation of food intake.</p></blockquote>
<p>This is nuttier than CO2 causing glaciers to melt and killing polar bears. Now we have a new voodoo brain chemical affected by CO2 in the air?  Bullshit.  People put on weight as they age and become less active.  The science is only hard when you have to make stuff up to support a whacky theory.</p>
<p>So why would they want to invent a new stupid theory involving CO2?  If liberals can&#8217;t get us to switch to clean energy and give up driving and electricity, maybe they can control us by forcing us all onto a special diet.
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