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Finnish Prime Minister Dumps GF by TXT
Dec 4th
The Prime Minister of Finland, who is supposedly the sexiest man in Finland, dumped a chick by text message on her cell phone. It seems fitting I guess since he picked her up on the Internet. I guess when the leaders of the free world make it okay to ditch chicks by txt messages, then it is okay for the rest of us.

What’s next? Selling all of her crap she left at your apartment on Ebay? Tell her that she is welcome to bid on her own stuff.
From Reuters here:
Prime Minister Matti Vanhanen, dubbed Finland’s sexiest man, broke up by text message with the girlfriend he had met on the Internet, she said in a magazine interview.
“Matti dumped me in a text message, where he said ‘that’s it’,” Susan Kuronen told the magazine Me Naiset (Us Women) in an interview published on Friday.
Her relationship with Vanhanen, a divorced 51-year-old father of two, ended a few weeks ago, but continues to make headlines as Susan, 36, pours her heart out in local media.
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World AIDS Day
Dec 1st
President Bush has done more to stamp out AIDS than any other leader in any other country in the world EVER. In some parts of Africa the HIV/AIDS infection rate is topping 89 percent. And AIDS activists still try to give GWB a hard time because he has made abstinence part of his fight against AIDS.

From the AFP here:
US President George W. Bush joined other leaders around the world in renewing a vow to combat a disease that has claimed more than 25 million lives in 25 years and for which a cure and vaccine remain dismayingly elusive.
“The pandemic of HIV/AIDS can be defeated, and the United States is willing to take the lead in that fight,” he said.
Bush spelled out Washington’s leading role as a funder for access to AIDS drugs in poor countries, but he also put a big emphasis on promoting abstinence.
That tactic is derided by many AIDS activists as moralizing and unworkable, even potentially dangerous, for young people at the dawn of their sexual lives. These campaigners plead instead for sex education and access to condoms.
Fighting AIDS “includes the ABC approach, encouraging abstinence, being faithful, and using condoms, with abstinence as the only sure way to avoid the sexual transmission of HIV/AIDS,” said Bush.
Africa is full of superstitious people, some of which believe that if they have sex with a virgin, the AIDS virus will disappear. You wanna talk about dangerous ideas? How about children as young as 6 months being raped for a false belief that it will cure AIDS?
The only sure way to avoid sexual transmission of HIV is abstinence. As long as President Bush keeps writing bigger checks to fight AIDS than anyone else in the world, AIDS activists should shut the hell up.
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Payday Loans Shops Blight Hampton Roads
Dec 1st
My hometown in Hampton Roads has changed quite a bit since I moved to Northern Virginia. Where there used to be shops and boutiques and restaurants are now Payday Loan Sharking businesses and second hand thrift stores. And its ugly. Here is a map of just some of the Payday Loan shops. And Thrift Shops.

There is a national movement by civil rights groups and Congress to place caps on Payday Loan businesses or to ban them altogether. Many states already ban the predatory practices of Payday Loaning. Virginia should be next.
From CNSnews here:
Payday loans allow individuals to stay financially afloat between paychecks. They are short-term cash loans in which the borrower often hands over electronic access of their bank account to the lender so the lender can then gain access to the borrower’s deposited paycheck to get repaid.
Huge finance charges can accumulate from payday loans since the borrower has the option of renewing or “flipping” the loan in exchange for another fee. Critics of the industry also say millions of people take out multiple loans, paying one loan with the proceeds of another and end up getting caught in a financial trap.
In September, Congress passed an amendment to the Defense Department Authorization bill, creating a 36 percent cap on interest rates that members of the military can be charged on loans. A Virginia state legislative committee next week is also expected to take up legislation that would produce more restrictions on the industry.
But 39 states still allow payday lending in some fashion, prompting liberal consumer and civil rights groups Thursday to urge a national crackdown on the practice.
Citing data from state regulators the average payday customer borrows $325, but ends up paying back almost $800. This “predatory payday lending,” he said, costs borrowers who take out five or more loans per year $4.2 billion per year.
For short term two-week loans, borrowers have to pay back 15 to 30 bucks for each 100 dollars they borrow. Had this been a credit card, the APR they are paying is 390 to 780% APR!
It is bad enough to work crappy jobs for low wages. Its worse when a business exploits you to take that much money from your already meager wages. This is just a legalized form of loan sharking, except, rather than breaking your legs, the Payday Loan businesses wreck your credit ratings. And this goes for those rent to own furniture businesses too, which charge upwards of 40% on their “financing.”
You know, Congress overhauled the bankruptcy laws last year. It is very difficult to run out on your financial obligations. Now that large companies are better protected from rampant bankruptcy, isn’t it time to lower interest rates? And shouldn’t it be against the law to ever charge more than 25% interest on anything?
Virginia, don’t just “cap” Payday Loan businesses. Get rid of them.
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New Presidential Dollar Coins
Nov 20th
The Treasury is going to release four Presidential coins every year in the order in which the Presidents served. They will be a golden color and the same size as the Sacagawea.

This means that in ten years, there will be a Bill Clinton Dollar coin and a George W Bush coin too. Insert your own jokes in the comment section below.
You can read all about the new coins at the Treasury Website here.
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Dutch Bans the Burka
Nov 17th
It sounds to me like the patience of the Dutch with its militant and non-conforming Islamic immigrant population has run out. For security reasons, they are banning the headscarves and veils. I think it is an excellent idea, and I applaud the Dutch for sticking together for their own self-preservation of their culture and public safety.
The Dutch are incredibly tolerant and liberal. You can smoke dope, engage in prostitution and have gay marriage. But when it comes to yelling “Allah Akbar” and stabbing citizens in the streets, the Dutch ‘just say no.’
From Reuters here:
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – The Dutch government agreed on Friday a total ban on the wearing of burqas and other Muslim face veils in public, justifying the move on security grounds.
“The cabinet finds it undesirable that garments covering the face — including the burqa — should be worn in public in view of public order, (and) the security and protection of fellow citizens,” the Dutch Justice Ministry said in a statement.
Italy has a decades-old law against covering the face in public as an anti-terrorism measure. Some politicians have called for this rule to be enforced against veiled Muslim women.
In recent years the Dutch have lost their reputation for tolerance and pushed through some of Europe’s toughest entry and integration laws.
Social and religious tensions have escalated in the last few years, exacerbated by the murder of film director Theo van Gogh by a (muslim) Dutch-Moroccan militant in 2004.
I think Reuters has a lot of nerve to say that the Dutch have “lost their reputation for tolerance.” If wanting to live in a society where people won’t try to kill you for criticizing Islam is “intolerant” then I guess the Dutch are all bigots.
And maybe now Muslim women can eat spaghetti in public without looking stupid.
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OLPC Laptops Exceeding Costs
Nov 17th
The ridiculous One Laptop Per Child program, whose stated goal is to give impoverished children free laptops valued at 100 bucks each, is running into a snag. It seems that the plastic laptops cost 150 bucks to make.

From CNET here:
The One Laptop per Child project on Thursday showed off the latest prototype of what’s widely known as the $100 laptop for school children in developing nations. The only hitch is that the computer costs $150 to make.
Walter Bender, president of software for the Massachusetts-based nonprofit OLPC, said that higher-than-expected costs for the laptop’s display and battery (made of nickel-metal hydride) hiked up the price.
“The goal is to get it to $100 by 2008,” Bender said at the Silicon Valley Challenge Summit, being held at Santa Clara University.
OLPC plans to ship 1.2 million laptops to children and teachers in Libya, and roughly 4 million more to the other countries, Bender said.
The B1 prototype is a lime-green-and-white laptop that’s roughly the size of a schoolbook. It’s made of dirt-resistant materials such as a rubber membrane keyboard. Its features include a built-in video camera, voice over Internet Protocol (VoIP) capabilities, and a screen that swivels for e-book use. The dual-mode display can also be used in full-color mode, or in a black-and-white sunlight-readable mode.
So the Libyan children will be the first on their block to get laptops. I hope they get an internet connection so they can sell the laptops on Ebay for 50 bucks so they can buy some food. At the current price, 5.2 Million laptops will run about .78 Billion dollars.
And just look at the description of the device. Hmmm….. Tiny screen, voice and camera features, can use it for text reading. Hell, wouldn’t cheap cellphones be better?
Meanwhile, AIDS continues to claim thousands of victims in Africa and there is ethnic cleansing taking place in the Sudan. If only someone could come up with almost a Billion dollars to fight these scourges!
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Jenny Stamp is a Fake
Nov 15th
I had a feeling that it was going to be a fake, and reader Bazl agreed so as well. It is indeed a fake.

From the AP here:
A stamp thought to be rare and valuable that was used to mail an absentee ballot now appears to be a fake, an expert said Tuesday.
The stamp thought to be the famous Inverted Jenny stamp was discovered as Broward County officials reviewed absentee ballots for the Nov. 7 elections. An official noticed the stamp was from 1936 and had an upside-down World War I-era airplane the hallmark of an Inverted Jenny.
Broward elections officials on Monday showed the stamp to reporters and photographers before putting it back into a safe deposit box, said Mary Cooney, the elections office spokeswoman. Images were sent to stamp experts.
Peter Mastrangelo, director of the American Philatelic Society, said after reviewing a digital photo that the stamp appeared to be counterfeit.
This brings up a lot of new questions. First, isn’t using counterfeit stamps against the law? Second, what was the intent of sending such a stamp to the election board?
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Give the Poor Vonage and $99 Laptops
Nov 14th
It has been a while since I wrote about the mythical 100 dollar laptop and the stupid One Laptop Per Child (olpc) plan to spend a billion dollars giving tinker-toy-like piece-o’-crap windup laptops to the world’s poorest people. I argued that a billion dollars would go much farther building infrastructure and sanitation systems. Hell, you could spend that money and transport the people to healthier environments where they don’t have to drink contaminated water or face rape gangs.

Now you can get a high quality laptop for under a 100 bucks, as long as you sign up for Vonage. From CNET here:
Notebooks dropping to $99 levels
Circuit City will try to best Wal-Mart and Staples in notebook pricing this holiday season with a Compaq notebook for $299 after rebates, or $99 with rebates and a 12-month subscription to Vonage, according to bargain hunting Web site Black Friday 2006.
To see all of my stories on this (which somehow became the most commented-upon story on the site) click here.
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Rarest of Stamps Mailed on Absentee Ballot
Nov 13th
Some idiot either pulled off a huge hoax, or he really put one of the rarest stamps ever made on a manila envelope containing an absentee ballot and mailed it to Broward County Election Board. Because the idiot voter refused to identify himself, the vote didn’t count. And now the stamp will go up for auction with all proceeds going to the local government, and the stamp is expected to fetch a half-million dollars.

From Reuters here:
MIAMI (Reuters) – A Florida voter may have unwittingly lost hundreds of thousands of dollars by using an extremely rare stamp to mail an absentee ballot in Tuesday’s congressional election, a government official said on Friday.
The 1918 Inverted Jenny stamp, which takes its name from an image of a biplane accidentally printed upside-down, turned up on Tuesday night in Fort Lauderdale, where election officials were inspecting ballots from parts of south Florida, Broward County Commissioner John Rodstrom told Reuters.
Only 100 of the stamps have ever been found, making them one of the top prizes of all philately.
Rodstrom, a member of the county’s Canvassing Board, said he spotted the red and blue Inverted Jenny on a large envelope with two stamps from the 1930s and another dating to World War Two.
Election officials have been too busy certifying the outcome of Tuesday’s race to have the stamp authenticated, Rodstrom said.
A block of four of the stamps sold for almost $3 million last year, however, and Rodstrom said the one that turned up Tuesday night could fetch about $500,000 for Broward County at auction.
“It’s now government property,” he said.
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Veterans Day
Nov 11th
On the 11th Hour of the 11th Day of the 11th Month.
A History Channel short about the history of Veterans Day. Click the image below or here to see the video.
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Dems Get Rummy’s Head on a Plate
Nov 8th
One day after the election and Bush hands Rumsfeld’s head on a platter to the Democrats. The anti-war kooks must be going nuts right now.

Next up is the former Director of Central Intelligence, Bob Gates, who served Bush’s Dad as DCI. I think its a good choice and hopefully he can push the Iraqis to hurry up and wrap up their internal struggles and move toward peace.
To see the wiki article on Gates, click his photo.
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Election Hangover
Nov 8th
The Republicans were swept from the House and the Senate in what appears to be a referendum on Bush’s War Policies. I think it should send a strong and clear signal to the Iraqi government that it is time for them to pull themselves together and start letting more of our troops phase out.

And, I think that is all that this Democratic victory means at this point. It sends a signal. The Democrats will not be able to push through any leftist agendas without some Republican support on the issue, such as repealing any tax cuts or raising the minimum wage. The only thing the Democrats will be able to do to affect war policy is an attempt to defund the war, and that would be a political nightmare.
Essentially, all new government legislation will stop until the next President comes to power, because there will not be enough votes to override a Presidential veto or enough votes in the Senate to invoke cloture. The bad news about this is that there are still big problems with illegal immigration that was not fixed in the last congress. And no new tax cuts will be coming along either. And with the Dems in control of the committees, this also means that no conservative judges will be appointed.
So what can we expect from this new Congress? The only thing they can do without getting vetoed or filibustered will be to open investigations. There will be subpoenas flying all over Washington for the next two years, and it will likely get ugly.
There is very little news of voter fraud today, surprisingly. I guess all of the Democrats that declared that voter machines were rigged changed their minds when the results came out in their favor. I don’t know about other people’s polling experience yesterday, but mine went very smoothly. Turnout was quite heavy, but the lines moved and the voting machines were very easy to use.
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Saddam Will Swing
Nov 5th
If you haven’t seen the video of the sentencing, you should. It shows a court, and a judge, both setup by the new government in Iraq, passing sentence on the madman who has embroiled this nation into a deeply divisive and deadly war. Click the pic to see the video.
You will see someone who rejects the notion of the Iraqis having their own government without him as their leader. Say what you will about the war in Iraq and America’s involvement, but this is a video showing the people of a nation standing up for themselves.
The war in Iraq is not over, and we will likely be there for some time to come, regardless of what happens on Tuesday. But this is a huge step forward for the Iraqi nation.
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Air Force Cyber Squad
Nov 2nd
It seems that the Air Force wants to become an official major military cyber warfare command center.

The image above is from the Airforce Site, and shows what may be major points of the new Airforce Cyber Command. It says Detect, Deter, Deceive, Defeat, Disrupt and Defend.
From Reuters here:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The U.S. Air Force plans to set up what could become a major command aimed at safeguarding U.S. military and civilian cyberspace, Air Force Secretary Michael Wynne said on Thursday.
Wynne, speaking at a military communications and intelligence conference, said U.S. vulnerabilities in cyberspace included financial networks, satellite communications, and radar and navigational jamming.
Wynne said the new command would be part of the 8th Air Force based at Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana.
Wynne said he hoped the new command would eventually be on par with such major Air Force units as the Space Command and the Air Combat Command.
The new command will be led by Lt. Gen. Robert Elder, who would reach across all Air Force commands to draw the right people and capabilities, Wynne said.
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Kerry: I Botched the Joke
Nov 1st
Kerry tried to give a half-hearted back-handed excuse for his horrible remark that defamed the troops in Iraq when he said that they were too stupid to avoid military service. He said it was a “botched joke.”

The troops in the field have responded. This was not a botched joke. You see, even when it comes to humor, the servicemen outdo the former Democratic Presidential contender. Thanks again to HotAir.
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John Kerry Hates the Troops
Nov 1st
He thinks they are too stupid to avoid military service. Which simply is not true. I have the pleasure of working with members of the Armed Forces. To a man, they are by far the brightest, most energetic and patriotic people I know.
The GOP has a new ad today showing John Kerry’s comments, saying that if you don’t work hard enough in college, you end up getting stuck in Iraq. So I guess he means that everyone who abandoned their normal lives to serve the country after the attacks of 9-11 were just too stupid to know better? Click on the pic below, which takes you to Hotair to watch the ad.
Kerry is an elitist snob who just couldnt help but interject himself into this election season. He has made personal attacks on George Bush, who, last I checked, wasn’t running for re-election. I wasn’t going to blog about this because I got the impression that Kerry really was trying to make a remark to disparage Bush. But the rest of the country feels that he attacked the intelligence of the troops. Either way, Kerry is like the Joe Pesci character in Home Alone, who, obsessed with McCauley Culkin, keeps running his face into hurtling paint cans and slipping on Micro Machines.
To top everything off, Kerry lashed out during a Press Conference, refusing to apologize for his stupid remarks. He called all republicans “Despicable.” In response to this, a pal of mine said:
Kerry doesn’t friggin’ care for the military one single bit, despite his veiled protestations. He actually thinks they’re stupid. What other conclusion can you come to from that statement even in its correct form? So far, I’m not seeing anything remotely apologetic. I don’t think we’ll ever hear him apologize. Maybe in 2004 when somewhere around 70% of the men and women in the Armed Forces voted Republican says that they saw something that (thankfully less then half of the rest of us) “smart” people didn’t see. Say what you will about our President, but that speaks volumes to me about the real intelligence of our military… But what do I know; I’m a.. (hmmm, what did Kerry say I was? Oh Yeah,) despicable. Thanks for the nice words Johnny… Thanks so much for letting us know now before it’s too late and 2008.
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Virginia Senate Candidate Jim Webb: Pervert?
Oct 26th
As a Virginian, I have been somewhat disgusted at Jim Webb’s senate run this year and the dirty tricks he has tried to pin on a great Senator and Former Governor George Allen. No one had ever heard of the word “Macacca” and Im still pretty certain it is a made up word, but the Webb campaign tried to pretend it was a racial slur, and they tried to paint Allen as a racist.
Now comes the news that as a fiction writer, Jim Webb wrote about a horrible and disgusting scene where a man picks up his child son, turns him upside down, and performs fellatio on him. Gay underaged incest. Real nice, Jim. The book is about the Vietnam war and how much a failure the United States was.
Quoted from his book, Lost Soldiers:
A shirtless man walked toward them along a mud pathway. His muscles were young and hard, but his face was devastated with wrinkles. His eyes were so red that they appeared to be burned by fire. A naked boy ran happily toward him from a little plot of dirt. The man grabbed his young son in his arms, turned him upside down, and put the boy s penis in his mouth.
Virginia does not need a liberal Vietnam War retread leading the state in a time of war. Virginia needs a man with real family values that believes in a bright future for America. Virginia needs George Allen.
And to Jim Webb and his supporters- That little inverted boy was heard to say “DaDa! Macacca’s in your mow-mouth!”
Update: If you think I’m taking this out of context, jump over to RightWingNews here for the full details. Even in the fictional story, no one knows why the man would perform oral on his son. Which means that Webb just wanted to write about something this disgusting. More at Stop the ACLU and Hot Air.
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Michael J. Fox and Stem Cell Research
Oct 26th
Michael J. Fox made big headlines this week after the actor took a shaky stand against Republicans in a commercial that ran during the World Series. He claimed that only Democrats wielding power in washington could provide hope for his future by curing his disease.
The real issue is not whether or not Embryonic Stem Cell Research is banned in any state, much less Missouri, but whether or not it will be federally funded. Some embryonic stem cell research is currently federally funded, providing it meets criteria as laid out by the law. But States and universities are going full bore with researching ESC’s, but they do so with private funding.
For all of the real facts surrounding stem cells, both embryonic and adult, see the National Institute of Health’s page here.
Ethical questions remain about the treatment of human embryos, and as long as those questions remain unresolved, the Feds should not finance it. They are not financing cloning, either, nor are they financing the harvesting of organs.
So how could Michael J Fox take such a controversial stand on Embryonic Stem Cell Research? That’s easy. Democrats asked him to and Michael J. Fox shook on it.
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Another DoE Security Breach
Oct 24th
Department of Energy’s Los Alamos National Laboratories has suffered another severe security breach. This time, rather than huge cyber issues, LANL is failing to properly screen its contractors for drug use. In addition, they are not doing internal audits to ensure that proper and documented security steps are being taken to secure classified documents.
A maintenance worker at LANL was recently busted for running a Meth Lab out of his home. During the search, investigators turned up classified documents stored at the worker’s home.

Drug users are supposed to be screened out and prevented from obtaining classified clearances. And uncleared workers are not supposed to be in spaces where classified documents are being used. Even if the worker lied on his clearance paperwork about his drug use, his job as a maintenance worker does not grant him access to classified documents, which means that someone failed to take proper measures to safeguard them. You are supposed to lock such documents in a safe, not leave them lying around to be picked up by a Meth Head doing his night job.
From CBS here:
Another apparent breach of classified material is under federal investigation at the nation’s premier nuclear weapons laboratory: Los Alamos National Laboratory.
The breach apparently was discovered when Los Alamos police recently conducted a methamphetamine raid on an area home. Inside the house, along with drug paraphernalia, police allegedly found classified materials apparently from the grounds of the Los Alamos Laboratory. How somebody involved in illegal drugs would also have access to classified materials from the nation’s nuclear weapons facility is unknown but under investigation.
The home is believed to belong to a Los Alamos Laboratory contractor who does maintenance at the laboratory.
The FBI has been called in to lead the investigation into the security breach and executed a search warrant on Friday. The U.S. attorney’s office in Albuquerque, N.M., is reviewing the case.
After so many documented security breaches, the Department of Energy needs to fire its security chief and replace him with someone who takes his duties seriously. With rogue nations trying to acquire nuke technology, we don’t need a Meth Head selling secrets to the Iranians in exchange for free pseudo-ephedrine.
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The World Turned Upside Down
Oct 19th
225 Years ago today, 6,000 British troops marched out of Yorktown and surrendered to American and French troops, marking the end of armed conflict in the American Revolutionary War. England was forced to recognize the Independence of the American Colonies.
General George Washington led the combined forces of the American Army with 8,800 troops and the French forces with 7,800 soldiers, and they surrounded the town of Yorktown, Virginia where the British General Cornwallis had encamped after a campaign in the Carolinas.

Only 80 Americans lost their lives in this battle, and more than 500 British soldiers perished. As they marched out to surrender, the British Bands played “The World Turned Upside Down” on their fifes and drums. Reinforcements for the British were only five days away, delayed by October storms at sea.
If buttercups buzz’d after the bee,
If boats were on land, churches on sea,
If ponies rode men and if grass ate the cows,
And cats should be chased into holes by the mouse,
If the mamas sold their babies
To the gypsies for half a crown;
If summer were spring and the other way round,
Then all the world would be upside down.
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