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FDA Sued By Stupid Scientists Who Can’t Read
Jan 30th
The FDA used its sophisticated network monitoring tools to reconstruct emails and documents sent via an external unauthorized email account, and ultimately the scientists who were bypassing FDA content filters were fired. Now they are suing the FDA for “spying on them” and doing so “secretly” despite the fact they see this every time they boot their FDA workstation:

(FDA) - The startup screen on FDA computers warns employees, “you have no reasonable expectation of privacy,” including any communication accessed or sent from the machine. This specific message has appeared since at least December 2010.
From the WaPo here:
The Food and Drug Administration secretly monitored the personal e-mail of a group of its own scientists and doctors after they warned Congress that the agency was approving medical devices that they believed posed unacceptable risks to patients, government documents show.
The surveillance — detailed in e-mails and memos unearthed by six of the scientists and doctors, who filed a lawsuit against the FDA in U.S. District Court in Washington last week — took place over two years as the plaintiffs accessed their personal Gmail accounts from government computers.
Information garnered this way eventually contributed to the harassment or dismissal of all six of the FDA employees, the suit alleges. All had worked in an office responsible for reviewing devices for cancer screening and other purposes.
Scientists who violate an obvious monitoring policy really have no legitimate complaint. Don’t want to be monitored? Use an SSH tunnel- at least until you get caught doing that too.
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DC Female Cops Taze Retarded OWSer
Jan 29th
A video this awesome doesn’t come around often. Two female cops put the TASER beat down on a drugged up liberal bum who is camping illegally in McPherson Square in downtown DC. The dreaded-haired dope smoker is wearing an awesome Commie Red tshirt that declares “He Loves It In The Ass.” And that is exactly where the cops tased this fool.
In case you missed his tshirt, you’re welcome for the snip below:
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Chuck Woolery on Mob Rule
Jan 25th
This is good stuff from Chuck here, reminding us we are not a Democracy.
And I love the quote: “You can judge the arrogance of your politician by the ignorance of their constituents.”
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Arkansas Democrat Kills Own Pet and Blames Republicans
Jan 25th
Democrats have a long- sad- history of creating fake hate crimes against themselves in an attempt to draw attention to themselves and become some kind of perverse martyr. With Jewish liberals, they draw swastikas on their own homes. Blacks will sometimes burn crosses or tie pieces of rope into a noose. So what does a white hillbilly from Arkansas do to fake hate crime himself? Why murder his own cat and write “liberal” on it of course!
From a liberal local blog here:
It was Jake Burris, Ken Aden’s campaign manager. Last night, Jake and his four kids had come back to their Russellville home. As they were getting out of the car, one of his children discovered their family cat dead on the front porch. One side of the animal’s head had been bashed in and an eyeball was hanging out of its socket. But there was something even more horrifying to be found on the corpse.
Written across the animal’s fur in black marker was the word “LIBERAL“.
This is terrorism. There’s no other word for it. A police report has been filed. Jake said the kids seem to be handling it okay. The one that discovered the cat was too young to be able to read and Jake had quickly gotten the others into the house before they saw it. Pope County is an insanely conservative area and the Aden campaign has been shaking things up even there and it looks like another right wing sociopath with a taste for violence has come crawling out of the woodwork in response. I asked Aden for a comment on the record:
“This is sickening. To kill a child’s pet…I’m at a loss for words…I’ve seen the best and the worst of humanity, but this is something else.”
Both Ken and Jake though made it clear that they weren’t going to back down on the campaign trail, both agreeing that caving to this kind of behavior would only make things worse.
“I’ve got a gun and I know how to use it.”, Jake said. “If I have to protect my kids I’ll do it without hesitation.”
This happened the same night that Gabby Giffords, the survivor of a heinous act of violence, announced she was resigning from Congress. To think of something happening here like what happened in Arizona, the possibility of that happening to Ken or to someone on his campaign team, is frightening beyond belief.
This is laughable. Jake Burris killed his own cat to garner attention and sympathy in his own “insanely conservative district.” And no, its not terrorism, its just another liberal desperate for attention. And to even compare what happened to Gabby Giffords is sickening. Gabby was shot in the face by a crazed LIBERAL pothead- and not for anything Sarah Palin had said, which is still apparently the meme among liberals. The news will come out soon that this was all staged to garner sympathy, and the only terrorism going on is Jake Burris terrifying his own children in the name of liberal idealism.
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PotHeads Win: Gabbie Giffords Quits Congress
Jan 22nd
Gabrielle Giffords, a Democrat, bravely fought back against her debilitating gunshot wound and is this week resigning from Congress. She is a patriot and a great American. I would have been proud to count her as my own representative had I lived in Arizona.
So am I going to turn this into a political issue? You betcha, but I really don’t care about what flavor the next Congressman is going to be from her district. Gabbie will be a tough act to follow and I’m certain her constituents will use her as the measuring stick to get someone great, regardless of the political party.
Jared Loughner, her attacker, had psychological problems that were extremely exacerbated by his marijuana abuse- an abusive level that is now often viewed in this country as a private matter and a right rather than the criminal matter it actually is. Decriminalization of marijuana and lack of the will to enforce laws on the books have led to massive amounts of drugs coming across the Mexican border and hundreds of deaths in Mexico and the US due to Cartel activities.
Gabby Giffords is quitting because she got shot in the head by a pothead psycho. Loughner became a pothead psycho because Arizona and the Federal Government got soft on marijuana enforcement. Just a sad situation all around.
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Soldiers Pissing on the Taliban- So What?
Jan 15th
Leftists around the country and around the world have their panties in a bunch over some Marines using a few dead terrorists as a pee-pee ShamWow.
What these leftists don’t understand is that each of these dead men have killed a gay man, and in fact, they strongly oppose Obama’s efforts to repeal the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. And they murder all of the black people in the village that try to vote. Ever see a black Afghan at the polling station? Now you know why. And in addition to these other atrocities, each of these men would kill a woman if they tried to have an abortion, so they are completely against “reproductive freedom.” And they don’t let the women vote, work, or even wait until they are 16 to marry them off.
Leftists see atrocities. I see lulzy justice.
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Father of the Year John Edwards Has Deadly Heart Condition
Jan 14th
I saw this headline over at CNN and thought, that can’t be right?
Source: John Edwards has life-threatening heart condition
John Edwards, who cheated on his cancer-stricken wife has a heart??!
From CNN here:
A federal judge disclosed Friday that former presidential candidate John Edwards has a life-threatening heart condition. Edwards had sought a delay in his criminal corruption trial, scheduled to begin this month.
Judge Catherine Eagles said she has been in contact with Edwards’ cardiologist, who recommended a postponement, saying Edwards is scheduled to undergo surgery next month.
Edwards is charged with six felony and misdemeanor counts related to donations to and payments from his failed 2008 presidential campaign. He is accused of conspiracy, issuing false statements and violating campaign contribution laws. He denies any wrongdoing.
Edwards’ wife, Elizabeth, died of cancer in December 2010. The couple had separated that year, shortly after Edwards admitted that he had fathered a daughter with Rielle Hunter, who was hired to make documentary videos for his campaign for the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination.
Yeah, the first time you hear that Edwards is a Democrat is way down in paragraph 11, which is surprising, since usually the liberal press fails to mention party affiliation at all when the crook is a Democrat. But I hope Johnny gets better. Should be a fun trial.
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Liberal Anonymous Hacker Cries Over Lack of Twitter
Jan 14th
Meet Vincent Kershaw, a liberal landscaper who took the advice of script kiddies from 4Chan, and launched the “Low Orbit Ion Cannon” denial of service attack pings of death against PayPal because his liberal hero Julian Assange and Wikileaks had their donations cut off for the treasonous posting of top secret materials.
Now Vinnie is complaining to a judge that he can’t exercise his freedom of speech without having access to his twitter account and IRC channels. From TSG here:
An alleged “Anonymous” member under indictment for participating in an online attack against PayPal wants a federal judge to allow him to use Twitter, arguing that he is unfairly being prohibited from participating in discussions of the 2012 election cycle, including discourse initiated by President Barack Obama, who has recently vowed to personally post tweets to the social networking site.
Kershaw, who works as a foreman at a Fort Collins landscaping firm, also wants Judge D. Lowell Jensen to allow him to use Internet Relay Chat so that he can participate in “political debate” and “political speech” in IRC chat rooms.
Along with 13 codefendants, Kershaw was named last July in an indictment charging him with conspiracy and intentional damage to a protected computer. The felony charges carry a combined maximum of 15 years in prison and a $500,000 fine.
The accused “Anonymous” members participated in a coordinated online attack against PayPal that was prompted by the firm’s suspension of Wikileaks’s account.
Kershaw and his co-conspirators don’t know each other but they collaborated by downloading a denial of service tool, using it from their home computers, and attacking a legitimate business. The attacks were easily traced and logs used by law enforcement to round-up the not-too-bright dupes who thought they were engaged in “cyber activism.” Kershaw would be down smoking dope at OccupyFortCollins if he could just read twitter to find out where it is. I wonder if the judge will grant his request?
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Those Polar Ice Caps are Damned Stubborn Mr. Gore
Jan 13th
Back in 2009, Gore blabbed that he had some phony baloney proof that the Polar Ice Cap at the north pole would be completely melted this year. I don’t think that’s gonna happen Al. Thanks to Gateway Pundit here.
Time to put Al Gore on the list of failed Doomsday prognosticators and the Global Warming cult he leads with him. The planet is not going to warm up. To see a comparable list of failed doomsday predictions, go to LiveScience here.
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Dead People Are Allowed to Vote in New Hampshire. No ID, no DOB Checked
Jan 13th
Face it. Democrats stuff ballot boxes any way they can. One of the ways they do it is by making states not require any proof of identification whatsoever to be registered to vote or to cast a ballot. No ID and you can register as many times as you like. This is why, in a country with a majority of conservative people, liberal Democrats continually get elected to office. In New Hampshire, they don’t take dead people off of the ballots, and any person, regardless of age, can claim to be them and cast a vote.
Leftists are trying to accuse conservative journalist James O’Keefe of having broken laws by doing his undercover video sting in the state of New Hampshire. Of course he did no such thing. He showed how the system is broken and kept that way to favor Democrats.
And if O’Keefe stays true to form, he is going to continue releasing evidence showing how fraudulent the voter system is in some of these Primary States.
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New Swedish File Sharing Religion More Retarded Than Buddhism
Jan 5th
In the category of dumbest religion ever, a new challenger has arisen: Kopimism, a new Swedish religion based on the belief that information wants to be free. Their holy icons are the CTRL+C and CTRL+V and their patron saint is Julian Assange.
From the BBC here:
A “church” whose central tenet is the right to file-share has been formally recognised by the Swedish government. The Church of Kopimism claims that “kopyacting” – sharing information through copying – is akin to a religious service.
The church, which holds CTRL+C and CTRL+V (shortcuts for copy and paste) as sacred symbols, does not directly promote illegal file sharing, focusing instead on the open distribution of knowledge to all.
“For the Church of Kopimism, information is holy and copying is a sacrament. Information holds a value, in itself and in what it contains and the value multiplies through copying. Therefore copying is central for the organisation and its members. Being recognised by the state of Sweden is a large step for all of Kopimi. Hopefully this is one step towards the day when we can live out our faith without fear of persecution,” said the religion’s founder.
So copyright protection is now equivalent of religious persecution to these nutbags. I would love to see the MPAA and RIAA run their version of the Spanish Inquisition on their asses. And I think it will become the official religion of Occupy Wall Street.
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Ditch Witch Tells OWS That She’s a Tax Cheat
Jan 2nd
This is just more proof that the Occupy Movement are just the Anti-Iraq war retreads. Cindy Sheehan is a member of OWS, and she gleefully told a crowd that she is a tax cheat. Doesn’t that make her someone who isn’t paying their fair share?
Lets report Cindy Sheehan to the IRS for nonpayment and fraud. That form is located here. Additional helpful instructions on turning in the Ditch Witch to the IRS is here.
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Occupy Wall Street Featured on Fox News
Jan 1st
Hilarious video summarizes the movement thus far.
And the Occupiers rang in the New Year by attacking cops and attempting to recapture Zuccotti Park. From the NYPost here:
Some 800 Occupy Wall Street protesters began the new year by trying to retake Zuccotti Park last night, starting a massive clash with police in which one officer was stabbed in the hand with a pair of scissors.
A suspect was arrested in the 11:30 p.m. incident. Hundreds in the crowd of occupiers then surrounded the ambulance as it tried to leave with the wounded officer.
Shortly before midnight OWS protesters took to Twitter to proclaim their assault on Zuccotti — from which they were booted by cops in November.
“Barricades being torn down at liberty [Zuccotti] park,” they wrote. “Happy new years!!”
They later tweeted: “Big crowd at liberty square. We have taken back the park.”
Some 100 cops initially responded to the scene, including mounted police to maintain crowd control.
At one point, some of the protestors surrounded the circle of cops, before reinforcements were called in.
The Occutards thought that they could take over someone else’s property in the city while the cops were largely working the crowds at Times Square. The mobs will just continue to be violent.
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Must Be Getting Close to Kwanzaa
Dec 21st
Across the tracks in the more urban section of town, kids are joyously decorating for Kwanzaa.
To get yourself ready for Kwanzaa, find out about its origins here.
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Midnight Music: Remy – “Grandma Got Indefinitely Detained (A Very TSA Christmas)”
Dec 21st
Remy is back just in time for the festive yule with this awesome lampoon of the TSA.
Now that the troops are home from Iraq, are any of the Patriot Act provisions or the retarded TSA going to be sunset? Of course not.
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Barney Frank’s Man Boobs
Dec 19th
Retiring gay congressman Barney Frank, widely viewed as one of the architects of the Financial Meltdown, took to the floor of the house wearing a jacket over his tshirt that put his glorious manboobs- or moobs, or mitts, if you will, on display for America’s CSPAN viewers, and wearing a soft cast on his left hand.
One might ask how Frank injured his wrist- and the answer is easy- he got it during his initial instructional presentation for the brand new Jerry Sandusky Showering School for Boys.
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Cryin’ Time for the Norkies
Dec 19th
In a political system like North Korea, you are marched out, formed into neat squares in front of cameras, and told to cry for the cameras or else. And the Norkies comply.
Ann Coulter said the crying reminds her of Occupy Wallstreeters. Little known fact: There are no hot chicks in North Korea, and all the manufactured tears can be recycled into weapon’s grade plutonium.
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Chuck Woolery on Class Warfare!
Dec 19th
It’s a race to the middle that starts with 8th place ribbons in gradeschool, and culminates with top officials telling us they understand the occupy movement.
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WaPo’s Elizabeth Flock Bitchslapped for Tying Romney to Democrat KKK
Dec 16th
The KKK was born as the terror arm of the Democrat party. The fact that so many blacks still vote Democrat is a credit to their efforts over the years. Democrats, fearing that the newly freed slaves would flock to the Republican party that freed the slaves, waged a campaign of terror and discrimination to keep blacks from voting. Thus came the white hoods, burning crosses, literacy tests at the polls, and Jim Crow laws- each Democrat attempts to keep blacks from voting Republican.
Elizabeth Flock, having no knowledge of history, nor of the origins of the KKK, tried to tie a slogan of the Klan around the neck of Romney in a blogpost here. Even the liberal Washington Post did a face palm and had to apologize on her behalf.
Editors’ note: This posting contains multiple, serious factual errors that undermine its premise. Mitt Romney is not using “Keep America American,” which was once a KKK slogan, as a catchphrase in stump speeches, as the posting and headline stated. In a YouTube video that the posting said showed Romney using the phrase, Romney actually used a different phrase, “Keep America America.” Further, the video that the blog posting labelled “Mitt Romney 2012 Campaign Ad” is not actually a Romney campaign ad. The video itself states “Mitt Romney does not actually support this ad.” The posting cited accounts of Romney saying “keep America American” at an appearance last week. Independent video from the event shows him saying “Keep America America.” The Post should have contacted the Romney campaign for comment before publication. Finally, we apologize that the posting began by saying “[s]omeone didn’t do his research” when, in fact, we had not done ours.
Flock is not going to be fired, but she should try to pretend not to be a Democrat hack in the future.
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