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ROFL: Senate Stepping on Acorn’s Neck
Sep 14th
Who’da thunk that if you try to use federal funds to set up brothels for underage illegal aliens that you would get your funding cut off?

Michelle Malkin reports that there was a Senate amendment to cut off funding to ACORN and it passed overwhelmingly. Democrats are racing to distance themselves from this scumbag organization.
This is what citizen journalists can do. Talk about change and hope? This change in the status quo gives me hope.
The laughable ACORN explanation? They are blaming Bush! ROFL
From BNO here:
WASHINGTON, D.C. (BNO NEWS) — ACORN on Monday said it is “disappointed” after the U.S. Senate voted to add an amendment to the 2010 Transportation Appropriations Bill that will end taxpayer funding for the controversial organization.
The bill passed with an overwhelming majority, in an 83 to 7 vote. The only Senators who voted in favor of supporting ACORN with taxpayer money were: Dick Durbin (D-IL), Roland Burris (D-IL), Robert Casey (D-PA), Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY), Patrick Leahy (D-NY), Bernie Sanders (I-VT) and Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI).
“We’re disappointed that the Senate took the rare and politically convenient step of supporting eliminating some federal funding for a single organization, one that has been the target of an historical political assault stemming variously from the Bush White House, Fox News, and other conservative quarters,” said Bertha Lewis, CEO of ACORN, in a statement after the Senate vote.
Here is a shot of Bertha’s current mood:

And isn’t it nice to know that there are seven Democrat senators that think setting up a child sex slave ring is teh awesome?? Illinois and Vermont. WTF you people?
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ROFL: Acorn BodyCount Rises- 3 Down in Brooklyn
Sep 14th
The dynamic duo of James O’Keefe and Hannah Giles, the undercover film makers who are documenting the criminal activity of ACORN, have struck again, and this time in Brooklyn, New York. Three more bitches from ACORN tried to help a pimp and prostitute setup a brothel that dealt with underage illegal aliens from El Salvador.
Meet the newly unemployed criminals of Acorn. From left to right they are “Tara Toadface” “Volda (german for fat) Albert” and “Milagros Barrio Rivera.” It would be sweet justice if they can’t get unemployment because they were fired with cause.
Click over to BigGovernment.Com to see the awesome undercover videos. Hilariously, they quote CBIC (chief Bitch in Charge) of ACORN, Bertha Lewis that this scam was failing at places like New York.
And the New York Post quotes the NYC mayor Bloomberg and details that the DA is going to investigate ACORN over this. From the NYPost here:
Mayor Bloomberg spoke out on the controversy today.
“Prostitution is illegal in this state and I don’t know why they would — why an organization like ACORN, who’s trying to encourage voter turnout and voter registration, why they’re getting involved in any of that stuff,” Bloomberg said. ”
The Brooklyn DA’s office announced today it would be investigating the group.
In an unrelated outrage, ACORN was accused of widespread voter fraud during the 2008 presidential election by helping unqualified voters to register.
I have a feeling we have more coming. I hope so. Every time a new video comes out ACORN mouthpieces have to explain themselves again with the same sorry excuses. “Its an isolated incident. Those were rogue employees. This is all Fox News’ fault.” I haven’t laughed like this is a long time.
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US Census to ACORN: You’re Fired!
Sep 13th
ACORN, a criminal leftist organization, was very proud that they had secured a deal with the United States Census to help count jack up the number of black people and other minorities in poor areas. If ACORN could falsify the number of people in an area, then more federal dollars and other services could be channeled into their greedy hands. But in the wake of the recent two videos showing blatant attempts by ACORN to help promote underage prostitution of illegal aliens, the US-CENSUS dispatched their special envoy, pill bugs Tuck and Roll:
Sweetness and Light have the rest of the story, including a copy of the letter firing ACORN for being gangstas. The Census notes below:
I’m lovin’ it.
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ROFL: Two More Acorn Bitches To Go Unemployed
Sep 11th
Yesterday I wrote about Acorn Bitch 1 and Acorn Bitch 2, who worked out of the Baltimore Acorn office. Well meet Acorn Bitch 3, Lavernia Boone and her fat sistah Acorn Bitch 4, Sherona Boone. These are the Acorn staffers in Washington DC. They also helped the same undercover duo attempt to purchase a home to use for an illegal alien underage prostitution brothel. And as a bonus, they worked very hard to help the duo evade taxes and avoid prosecution.
HotAir has all the details including the undercover video. Ed writes:
According to ACORN’s staff in DC, a pimp is a “marketeer” or “consultant.” It’s okay to have 10 Salvadorean underage girls turning tricks in the house ACORN will help arrange for them, because the pimps are “just the landlord.” As long as they have a profit and loss report, they have no problems.
In the second video, the ACORN rep makes it clear she understands the implications. She tells James, the prospective politician, to stay clear of the house in order to preserve his political viability. “You can’t hang out at the house,” she advises. “You don’t want to draw attention.”
So much for this being an isolated incident.Does ACORN provide training to its staff in evading taxes and helping to cover up prostitution rings involving underaged girls?
Apparently so. And we are paying for this training.
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You’ve Heard of the “N” Word. And the “C” Word. Get Ready for the “R” Word
Sep 11th
Political correctness continues to run amok. Only leftists seek to ban words.

From NPR here:
“Retarded” used to be a garden-variety insult, but it may be the next candidate for prime-time bleeping.
E. Duff Wrobbel never gave the word much thought — until his daughter was born with Down syndrome. When she was just a baby, Wrobbel was driving with her when another car cut them off.
“And I actually said that word,” says Wrobbel, who is a professor of speech communications. “And then I stopped my car and got teary. And I thought, ‘Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I just said that.’ “
Now, Wrobbel has joined other activists who campaign against the word “retard.” To them, it’s not a hilarious put-down; it’s hate speech.
That is so gay!
UPDATE! This Bitch is So R-Worded! She talks about LARPing and how no one wants to LARP with her.
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As Predicted, Lefties Try to Create Scandals to Punish Rep. Joe Wilson
Sep 10th
Representative Joe Wilson is the new conservative darling for standing up to Barack Obama and calling him out on his lies. As predicted yesterday by me, lefties are trying to uncover any kind of dirt on him so they can smear him as punishment for speaking out. First scandal? Joe Wilson popped some caffeine pills!
From The Hill here, with thanks to JawaReport:
Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.), who shouted “you lie!” at President Obama during his Wednesday night address to Congress, admitted to regularly consuming caffeine pills in 2007.
It is unclear if Wilson still takes NoDoz, a brand of pill that contains 200 milligrams of caffeine a pop. By comparison, a seven ounce cup of drip coffee contains 115 to 175 milligrams of caffeine.
A source told The Hill in 2007 that the congressman ingested the tablets “like candy,” but Wilson insisted he was not addicted despite the fact that he had been taking them since high school.
As the Jawas point out, it is preposterous that any leftist would be outraged at this revelation considering that their Lord and Savior, Barry Obama admitted to snorting lines of coke in college and is an enthusiastic smoker of Kool cigarettes. Smoking and snorting coke is awesome, but popping no-doze is a crime. Riiiiiight.
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ROFL: Baltimore Unemployment Jumped Today by Two
Sep 10th
Two black female members of ACORN, who were consipiring to lend money to a man so he could buy a home and run a prostitution ring of child illegal aliens, and then help him cheat on his taxes, were fired. The entire thing was caught on tape by conservatives posing as a pimp and a prostitute. They are pictured below, but to protect their names, let’s call them “Acorn Bitch 1″ and “Acorn Bitch 2.”
From FoxNews here:
The community organizing group ACORN has fired two employees at its Baltimore office who were seen on hidden-camera video giving advice to a man posing as a pimp and a woman pretending to be a prostitute.
The staffers commited federal tax fraud by offering to help them — for a fee — to establish a child brothel.
In a video made public Thursday, two visitors to an ACORN office in Baltimore told staffers they needed assistance securing housing where the woman, a 20-year-old who called herself “Kenya,” could continue to run her prostitution business.
An ACORN official told the couple how to falsify tax forms and seek illegal benefits for 13 “very young” girls from El Salvador that they said they wanted to import as prostitutes.
Remember, ACORN is federally funded with your tax dollars. Billions of your tax dollars.
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ROFL: South Carolina Representative Calls Obama a Liar During a Live Speech on TV
Sep 9th
SC Republican Joe Wilson is now a personal hero. He stood up to Obama and called him a liar during a live televised speech when Obama falsely claimed that illegal aliens would not receive health care coverage under any Reform Bill.
There will be outlandish cries of racism tomorrow morning and lefties will start unearthing any kind of scandal they can pin on him. But that was awesome. I don’t think any President has been so blatantly disrespected during a live speech. And big wrinkly loser John McCain bitched about the disrespect. Seriously, John. If you aren’t going to fight back against this hellish health care bill being forced down peoples’ throats, then STFD and STFU.
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Charlie Sheen Sends “9/11 Was an Inside Job!!11!” Lovenote to Obama
Sep 9th
Charlie Sheen has sent a letter to President Obama imploring him to allow him to come over for coffee and explain his crackpot theory about how the 9/11 terror attacks on New York City and Washington DC were carefully orchestrated by the two best strategerists in the history of the planet, George Bush and his twisted puppet master, Dick Cheney!
From FoxNews here, with thanks to Doug Powers at MichelleMalkin.com:
Actor Charlie Sheen is demanding a meeting with President Obama to discuss his belief that the September 11 terror attacks were perpetrated by the federal government.
In an interview with PrisonPlanet.com, The “Two and a Half Men” star unveils a fictional 20-minute exchange he imagines having with Obama – whom he supported in the November election – during which he implores the president to get on “the right side of history.”
Sheen, 44, argues that “the official 9/11 story is a fraud” and claims the attacks served as “the pretext for the systematic dismantling of our Constitution and Bill of Rights.” Moreover, he charges that the Bush/Cheney “regime” was behind the attacks as a prelude to justify an invasion of Iraq. Sheen also insinuates that Usama bin Laden is working for the U.S. government.
Sheen, who has been an adamant “9/11 Truther” for years, demands in his imagined meeting with Obama that the president answer what he calls a “bottomless warren of unanswered questions surrounding that day and its aftermath.”
Wow, I haven’t laughed that hard at Sheen since I read his divorce papers.
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Newsweek Says Your White Baby is a Racist
Sep 7th
Newsweek says that because your white child as young as six months old instinctively wants to play with white people and be friends with them, then it means that he is racist. LOL, I guess its genetic then. So can we stop pushing multicultural social programming efforts now? No! According to Newsweek, its full steam ahead to change this racist crisis because Barack Obama is in the white house!

What a white racist baby might look like
From Newsweek here:
See Baby Discriminate
Kids as young as 6 months judge others based on skin color. What’s a parent to do?The election of President Barack Obama marked the beginning of a new era in race relations in the United States—but it didn’t resolve the question as to what we should tell children about race. Many parents have explicitly pointed out Obama’s brown skin to their young children, to reinforce the message that anyone can rise to become a leader, and anyone—regardless of skin color—can be a friend, be loved, and be admired.
developmental psychologists have begun a handful of longitudinal studies to determine exactly when children develop bias. Phyllis Katz, then a professor at the University of Colorado, led one such study—following 100 black children and 100 white children for their first six years. She tested these children and their parents nine times during those six years, with the first test at 6 months old.
How do researchers test a 6-month-old? They show babies photographs of faces. Katz found that babies will stare significantly longer at photographs of faces that are a different race from their parents, indicating they find the face out of the ordinary. Race itself has no ethnic meaning per se—but children’s brains are noticing skin-color differences and trying to understand their meaning.
When the kids turned 3, Katz showed them photographs of other children and asked them to choose whom they’d like to have as friends. Of the white children, 86 percent picked children of their own race.
Of course these studies are all preposterous and politically driven. But it is telling that they single out white children to do this study. I think these so-called scientists have been reading 4chan too much where you find racist baby exchanges like this one. And Newsweek wonders why their circulation is dropping.
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Reason 962 to HomeSchool: Schools Allow Murderer to Work With At-Risk Children and Molest Them
Sep 6th
Barry Harrison murdered two men by beating and shooting them to death in 1984. In 2008 he became a free man and later was convicted for possessing cocaine and violating parole. Three weeks out of jail for that charge, he was placed with the Peaceoholics organization as part of a work release program for DC criminals. And for reasons that only liberals understand, this type of person is perfect to use in Washington DC schools for “mentorship and conflict resolution” among troubled DC teenagers. 8 days on the job at the school, Barry Harrison sexually assaulted a 15 year old girl.
The Peaceoholics have received almost 8 Million dollars in grants from the federal and DC government. Barry Harrison came to the organization on the personal recommendation of DC Councilwoman Yvette Alexander (D-Ward 7). The two founders of this stupid organization that uses convicts to mentor or recruit children, Ron Moten and Jauhar Abraham, claim that the conviction of Harrison was not about sexual assault, but an attempt by Peaceoholics critics to discredit them!
From MyFoxDC here:
A D.C. Superior Court jury on Friday found a counselor with the mentoring group Peaceoholics guilty of sexually assaulting a 15-year-old girl at the school where he was assigned to work with troubled students.
The case came down to credibility. Harrison’s attorney insisted that the victim and three of her female classmates concocted a story that Harrison, who served time in prison for 1984 murders, used his position as a mentor to prey on female students at Spingarn High School.
Because of the age of the victim, Harrison faces a maximum of 90 years in prison on four of the five felony charges. Harrison faces additional prison time for parole violation from his 1984 conviction.
Jauhar Abraham says he sat through the entire trial. He watched the teenage accuser testify. He watched Barry Harrison testify. He doesn’t believe the accuser.
“Barry is the one paying the price, so to speak, but I really think that this is, you know, more of a personal attack really against me and Ron Moten and the Peaceoholics as a whole,” said Abraham.
Video Here:
The lame excuse that the background check only went back ten years was BS. Any call to Harrison’s parole officer would have provided all of the background checks necessary. And also, the school district completely failed to provide any of their own background checks at all. But for a school system that is failing and riddled with liberalism, blind faith in organizations that provide “conflict mediation” is all you need for a background check.
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Reason 932 to HomeSchool: Kid Won’t Need a Hall Pass for Tuesday
Sep 3rd
Several of my friends and colleagues have been talking about either keeping their kids home next Tuesday, September 8th, or scheduling them for alternate activity at the school during Obama’s planned indoctrination speech. Michelle Malkin even has a downloadable Hall Pass, which I have hotlinked below:

From HallPassOnThat.Com here:
The Nationwide Tea Party Coalition announces “Hall Pass on That,” the alternative to President Barack Obama’s September 8th address to school children across the nation. The group asks that schools who choose to participate in the president’s September 8th program offer an alternative to students and families who do not wish to view, or have their children view, a partisan address or participate in activities that did not follow proper educational protocol or obtain parental consent.
Personally, I think its kinda neat to have the President address the classrooms, but the problem here is not that the President wants to urge the children to stay in school- its that the teachers and liberal teachers’ unions will use the opportunity to push their radical agenda on the kids- such as socialist slavery (aka volunteerism), eco-religious service, and propaganda on the healthcare debate.
So I would urge all parents to try to use this hallpass to get their kids out of class during the address. If for no other reason, it shows the teachers that parents are deeply concerned about political indoctrination and will not tolerate even the threat of it.
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Obamacare Proponents Attempt Cannibalism
Sep 3rd
In an effort to prove that everyone needs healthcare, Obama Healthcare Reformers are resorting to attempted cannibalism. In California, a democrat-socialist bit off the finger of a protester and would have swallowed it if not for the fact that most democrats are skinny vegans who are repulsed by the taste of meat.

The protester foiled the Obama cannibal’s plan by taking his severed finger to a doctor, where he used his insurance to have it reattached. Had Obamacare already been in place, he would have been forced to wait for weeks for a finger reattachment.
Update: At HotAir, they reference the slogan “Yes We Can-bibal!”
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Sick: The Video Version of the WWF Ad
Sep 2nd
Just in time for the anniversary of the September 11th attacks comes this video from the World Wildlife Foundation depicting scores of hijacked airplanes hitting New York City. Despite WWF’s official protests, you don’t get an ad this far without official sanction of the client. Remember this video next time you feel like contributing to this whackjob organization.
Of course, as leftist lunatics, these WWF people probably think the attacks on New York was an inside job. Thanks to HotAir for the link.
UPDATE: The original YouTube video has been yanked down because the DDB ad agency is claiming it was uploaded in violation of their copyrights. Hilariously, these same assholes are also claiming that they did not create nor authorize this video. So how can you both disavow ownership and also claim copyright over the same video? They also entered the spot in Cannes according to this site.
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Muslims Love Prison Rape
Sep 2nd
Saw this over at Rob Taylor’s Red Alerts site. I wrote previously how, according to Islamic law, all female prisoners who are virgins and due to be executed must be raped. Getting to tap that ass of one of these soon-to-be-dead bitches is the finest honor given to a follower of the Mo. But Rob points to an article that shows the degrees of morality of this type of prison rape, and also shows how awesome it is to rape the men too.

If the prisoner is female, it is permissible to rape through the vagina or anus. It is better not to have a witness present. If it is a male prisoner, then it’s acceptable for someone else to watch while the rape is committed.”
This reply, and reports of the rape of teen male prisoners in Iranian jails, may have prompted the following question: “Is the rape of men and young boys considered sodomy?”
Ayatollah Mesbah-Yazdi: “No, because it is not consensual. Of course, if the prisoner is aroused and enjoys the rape, then caution must be taken not to repeat the rape.”
A related issue, in the eyes of the questioners, was the rape of virgin female prisoners. In this instance, Mesbah-Yazdi went beyond the permissibility issue and described the Allah-sanctioned rewards accorded the rapist-in-the-name-of-Islam:
“If the judgment for the [female] prisoner is execution, then rape before execution brings the interrogator a spiritual reward equivalent to making the mandated Haj pilgrimage [to Mecca], but if there is no execution decreed, then the reward would be equivalent to making a pilgrimage to [the Shi’ite holy city of] Karbala.”
Wow, so instead of allowing all of those women to make the trip to Mecca, they should just shortcut the whole process, by throwing these bitches in jail, sentencing them to die and having the world’s largest Islamic gangbang. Isn’t Islam a wonderful religion? But I think instead of calling it the “Religion of Peace” it should be called the “Religion of a Piece of Prisoner Ass.”
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Liberals Trade Blood for Oil
Aug 31st
How many times during the Gulf War and the Operation Iraqi Freedom did you see liberal nitwits chanting about “No blood for oil!” Well Gordon Brown, the liberal leader of the United Kingdom traded a convicted terrorist who was supposedly sick for drilling rights in Libya. No blood for oil? Yeah right.

From the Times here:
The British government decided it was “in the overwhelming interests of the United Kingdom” to make Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi, the Lockerbie bomber, eligible for return to Libya, leaked ministerial letters reveal.
Gordon Brown’s government made the decision after discussions between Libya and BP over a multi-million-pound oil exploration deal had hit difficulties. These were resolved soon afterwards.
The letters were sent two years ago by Jack Straw, the justice secretary, to Kenny MacAskill, his counterpart in Scotland, who has been widely criticised for taking the formal decision to permit Megrahi’s release.
Pundits in the US are saying this is the end of the Brown government. There will be a call for a vote of no confidence and a new government will be formed. I don’t know, but I don’t think we are finished with seeing liberals surrender to terrorists yet. Hot Air points to another pundit that says that Obama had to have given some type of consent to this, but again, that is likely not the case. Just as Blair was not Bush’s lapdog, Brown is not Obama’s lapdog either. But I don’t think Obama objected very loudly to this terrorist’s release. Obama is too busy sending wiggers to the Bahamas.
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Congresswoman Diane Watson Thinks Executing Thousands of Rich People is Awesome
Aug 30th
Leftists are going completely over the edge now that Obama is in power. They are no longer afraid of speaking their filthy minds about how they love murderers who execute anyone who makes money. At a Town Hall this degenerate bragged about her admiration for Fidel Castro and the murderous Che Guevara who had thousands of men women and children lined up and executed. This is from ABC here with thanks to Michelle Malkin:
Is this woman urging violent means to achieve universal healthcare?
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Ted Kennedy Died of Swimmers Ear
Aug 26th
Awwww. The senior senator of Massachusetts kicked the bucket tonight due to what is believed to be a lingering case of Swimmer’s Ear.
Ted Kennedy won the cancer race between him and the Lockerbie terrorist in their quest for death. One had cancerous swimmers ear and the other had cancer of the ass. The terrorist with the cancer of the ass is surprisingly still alive.
From the WaPo here:
Edward M. Kennedy, one of the most powerful and influential senators in American history and one of three brothers whose political triumphs and personal tragedies captivated the nation for decades, died at 77.
Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was the last survivor of a privileged and charismatic family that in the 1960s dominated American politics and attracted worldwide attention. As heir through tragedy to his accomplished older brothers — President John F. Kennedy and Sen. Robert F. Kennedy (D-N.Y.), both of whom were assassinated — Edward Kennedy became the patriarch of his clan and a towering figure in the U.S. Senate to a degree neither of his siblings had been.
So sad that the fat lush died of swimmers ear. Mary Jo Kopechne is finally resting in peace.
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Islam Means Mysogyny: Malaysian Woman to Be Caned for Drinking a Beer
Aug 24th
In Malaysia you can drink beer and wine, but not if you are in the 60% majority of Islamic people. If you get busted drinking beer you can be severely punished. No woman has ever been caned, but the religious police want to make an example of Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno because she is beautiful and famous.

From Fox here:
Officials say the caning of a Muslim model who was apprehended for drinking beer has been postponed until after the Islamic fasting month.
Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno originally had been scheduled to enter a women’s prison Monday before being lashed six times with a rattan cane some time this week.
However, Mohamad Sahfri Abdul Aziz, a legislator in charge of religious affairs, says the caning will be carried out after the current Muslim fasting month of Ramadan. It began Saturday and will end in mid-September.
He says the decision was made at the last minute for compassionate reasons on the advice of the Attorney General’s office.
Ah, the famous Islamic compassion. You know it- its when terrorists walk free from prison because they are sick, but women get beaten with sticks for sipping suds. Why the double standard? Allah says they have it coming.
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How Bob the Builder Handles Union Thugs
Aug 21st
Barack Obama stole Bob the Builder’s rallying cry to use as his Campaign Theme. Every time a crowd shouted “Yes We Can!”, Bob the Builder’s trademarked catch phrase dropped just a little bit in value. And now that the Union Thugs are helping to push socialized medicine, Bob the Builder, Spud and Rollie are fed up. Check it out, courtesy of Robot Chicken:
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