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Moronic Milwaukee Democrats
Jun 25th
Hurr Durr. Look at this fat-armed Democrat. Point to her and laugh loudly along with me at her complete lack of education. Now laugh at all of the idiots who voted this woman to a position of power in Milwaukee. Here she is trying to boycott Arizona over that state’s law to deal with illegal immigration.
Senator Kyl is pointing and laughing too and then he sent this stupid broad a very nice letter. And a map. ROFLCOPTERS!
Thanks to Michelle Malkin for the photo!
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Loading ...Al Gore Demands Happy Ending for a $540 Massage
Jun 24th
Maybe Tipper Gore is leaving Al because he tried to tongue punch a massage therapist in Portland Oregon. He paid 540 dollars for a massage that ended not so happily for Mr. Green- she accused him of sexual assault.
FINISH ME!!
From OregonLive here:
A Portland massage therapist gave local police a detailed statement last year alleging that former Vice President Al Gore groped her, kissed her and made unwanted sexual advances during a late-night massage session in October 2006 in a suite at the upscale Hotel Lucia.
The woman told investigators that she was called to the hotel about 10:30 p.m. Oct. 24, 2006, to provide a massage for Gore, who was registered under the name “Mr. Stone.” Once inside his ninth-floor suite, she said he pushed her hand to his groin, fondled her buttocks and breasts, tongue-kissed her and threw her down on the bed as she tried to thwart his advances.
She also said Gore had finished a beer and opened a bottle of Grand Marnier while she was in the room.
While the Police Bureau considers it a closed case, it said it would reopen it if new evidence is received. “We’re not disputing Al Gore was in the hotel room with this woman,” Wheat said. “The two people in that room were Mr. Gore and this woman. If a bellhop came in and saw something, that would be different.”
The Enquirer has seen the massage bill. And hey, how smooth is Al chasing a beer with GM? Sounds like something a fat tard from Tennessee would do.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...CSPI Suing McDonald’s Over Happy Meal Toys
Jun 23rd
The food nazis are suing McDonald’s claiming that Happy Meal Toys make your kids fat.
From the AP here:
Are the toys in your child’s Happy Meal making him fat?
The Center for Science in the Public Interest says they are. The Washington-based group threatened to file a lawsuit against McDonald’s Tuesday, charging that the fast food chain “unfairly and deceptively” markets the toys to children.
“McDonald’s marketing has the effect of conscripting America’s children into an unpaid drone army of word-of-mouth marketers, causing them to nag their parents to bring them to McDonald’s,” CSPI’s Stephen Gardner wrote to the heads of the chain in a letter announcing the lawsuit.
The center, which has filed dozens of lawsuits against food companies in recent years, is hoping the publicity and the threat of a lawsuit will force McDonald’s to negotiate with them on the issue. The group announced the lawsuit in the letter to McDonald’s 30 days before filing it with the hope that the company will agree to stop selling the toys before a suit is filed.
Isn’t filing frivolous lawsuits to force someone to do something just a shakedown? The jackasses running CSPI are all lunatics and vegans. They want to force people to eat what they do and will sue people to make it happen. They also want to tax things like butter and potatoes.
Also, it is my experience that Happy Meal Toys prevent kids from eating their lunch. Kids take two or three bites from McNuggets and then drive their parents crazy by playing with the toy instead of eating.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...This is How Obama is Paying for Stimulus: Cash 4 Gold?
Jun 22nd
Obama cashes in the US gold reserves for cold, hard, fast cash to pay for Obamacare, stimulus and many other pet projects.
U.S. To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com
Has he gone too far??
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...A Democrat Child Rapist Does 1000 Times “More Good” Than You
Jun 21st
Democrats love child rapists. They work very hard to reduce their criminal sentences and try to give them positions of power over normal people. And when public outcry over giving a 4-time child rapist a job with the government leads to a firing, the Democrat who hired him lashed out to claim that, despite the rapist sticking his penis into 15 year old boy’s asses over and over again, that rapist still does 1000 times the “good” that anyone who objects over his crime could possibly do. Meet the rapist Joel Pentlarge:
From BostonHerald.Com here:
A candidate for state representative from Jamaica Plain has jettisoned his treasurer after the convicted predator’s big-house stint for raping young boys became a distraction on the campaign trail.“It was becoming the only issue people would talk about. I was hoping people would see beyond the criminal past and give him another chance,” said Jeffery Herman, who is running against Jeffrey Sanchez for the Democratic nomination for the 15th Suffolk District. “His intention is to be a model citizen.”
Herman’s ex-treasurer Joel Pentlarge, was convicted of five counts of statutory rape against four boys in July 2000, state records show. He was released from jail in 2006. Herman hired Pentlarge as his campaign treasurer.
“They demonized him,” Herman said of the paper. “It brought up his past, and they repeated that a third-level sex offender has a high likelihood of reoffending. I interviewed Joel Pentlarge and found him to be a commendable citizen, doing 1,000 times more good than any people who are accusing him of any miscarriage.”
Pentlarge, a disbarred lawyer, said one of his victims remains in contact with him. He said the boys were all 15 when he had sex with them. Prosecutors said Pentlarge plied them with alcohol and drugs before raping them.
So to Democrats, running for State senate in Massachusetts and keeping track of finances for that campaign, is the equivalence of ’1000 times gooder’ than anyone who would dare criticize a liberal candidate? And how does this disgusting creep Pentalarge, who should still be in jail, maintain contact with one of his victims who was traumatized by his disgusting crime? Oh yeah, this is from Massachusetts, the same state that keeps re-electing Barney Frank, the gay congressman who’s lover ran a prostitution ring in Washington DC from Frank’s home.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Racist South Carolina Democrats Want to Nullify Black Vote
Jun 17th
South Carolina democrats got together and elected Alvin Greene, who appears to be an arm-flapping Asspie, and unemployed black man, to run for the United States Senate. Now the Democrats, who invented the Ku Klux Klan to keep blacks voting Democrat, want to nullify that election because they say, blacks voted for what they thought was the black guy. And the white guy, Vic Rawl, is better qualified to run.
I’ve seen most of the interviews of Alvin Green and I can’t believe this guy got elected either. He shows all the signs of having aspergers- either that or he is burnt out on heavy drugs. The DailyNews describes one interview with Keith Olberman as:
Last night on Keith Olbermann’s ‘Countdown’ Greene made a zombie-like appearance to address the allegations, offering an uncomfortably slow string of spacey, one-word answers that left viewers – and Olbermann – more confused than ever before.
One question that has been at the center of the mystery: just how did the 32 year-old unemployed military veteran afford the $10,000 filing fee to run in the first place? When Olbermann asked if he had supplied the money himself, Greene responded simply, “Yes sir.”
HotAir goes on to note that any attempt to overturn a legitimate election will likely cause the South Carolina democrat party to clash with the Civil Rights commission.
Greene is also accused of showing a 19 year old woman porn in a library. Even if he did it, it shouldn’t preclude him from running for Senate. And even if he is mentally below par, that never stopped the likes of Barbara Boxer or John Kerry from getting elected.
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Just Finished Watching an Obama Speech. Where’s My Bingo Card?
Jun 16th
Oh, yeah, here it is.
Here are the rules with thanks to Don:
Rules for Barack’s Bullshit Bingo
1. Before Barack Obama’s next televised speech, print your “Bullshit Bingo”
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout “BULLSHIT!”
I should have played last night during the BP speech and we could have played the “blackout” version covering every square.
Here is a previous Bingo Game dealing with WalMart.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Reason 138 to Homeschool: Massachusetts Teacher Protests Students at Graduation
Jun 16th
Meet Marybeth Verani. This horrible teacher held up a protest sign saying “END WAR” during her own students’ graduation ceremony honoring students who have enlisted into the US Military. While the rest of the student body and staff gave the kids a standing ovation, Verani and another gutless teacher protested.
From WBZTV here:
Two teachers at Dennis Yarmouth Regional High School have touched off a firestorm after holding up an “End War” sign at a school assembly where six students who’ve enlisted in the military were being honored.
Many in the community say the teachers crossed a line and treated their own students with disrespect. The students received a standing ovation, but at that point the two teachers sat down refusing to clap.
Teacher Marybeth Verani defends her protest saying, “I’m showing students in a democracy how to exercise dissent.”
Some students responded by leafleting her classroom with signs saying “Support Our Troops.”
Students say Marybeth Verani talks frequently about her political views, and choosing this public forum now has principal Ken Jenks taking a closer look.
God save us from retarded liberals and their insistence on providing “teachable moments.” That school’s principal better give this teacher a teachable moment by demonstrating to her what happens when you drag politics into your classroom. Teachers are either raping their children or indoctrinating them into a liberal mindset. Why won’t they just teach? Its the easiest job in town.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama Finally Has a Plan to Deal With the Spill
Jun 15th
In a nationally televised speech, Obama outlined his plan based on closed door meeting with California Governor Arnold Swarzenegger.
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I think its time we create some BP logo bumper stickers and paste the green flower over top of the stupid HopeyChangey logo on all of those Prius cars with the Obama for Pres bumper sticker.
Even the New York Times is criticizing Obama for his lack of coordination and effort to get the spill cleaned.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Our Representatives Now Openly Violent Against Us
Jun 14th
This man, Congressman Bob Etheridge, Democrat from North Carolina, needs to be voted out and jailed for assault and battery against students on a public street in Washington DC.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with the Democrats? Attacking students? Wow.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Whiny Gays Say Ban on Blood Donations Discriminatory
Jun 11th
In the United States, if you are a gay man, you are forbidden from ever donating blood. The risk of HIV infection is 60 times higher from gay men than straight men. But the gays are butthurt because they think the Red Cross is discriminating against them personally, not protecting the blood supply from AIDS causing viruses as they claim. And they claim, if they are allowed to donate, they can fill up the blood bank shortages almost immediately, because they would welcome taking a prick in the arm- for a change.
From MSNBC here:
A regulation created at the height of the 1980s’ AIDS epidemic banned men who have had sex with another man since 1977 from ever giving blood.
Advocacy groups, blood-collection organizations and some members of Congress are calling for the Food and Drug Administration to revise the lifetime ban, which has been reviewed twice in the past 10 years, but left unchanged.
Groups advocating lifting the ban point to frequent shortages in the blood supply. Some claim that if the ban on gay men ended, 219,000 additional pints of blood would be donated annually.
Gay rights organizations say the regulation discriminates against gay and bisexual men. They point out that heterosexual men who have had sex with an HIV-positive partner or a prostitute are barred from donating blood for only 12 months after that contact.
“We’re asking the FDA to look at alternative policies [that also] protect the safety of the blood supply,’’ says Sean Cahill, managing director of the Gay Men’s Health Crisis, an HIV/AIDS organization.
The Red Cross and other blood-collection organizations recommend a one-year ”deferral,” or waiting period, on donations after male-to-male sex, saying the current lifetime ban, established in 1985, is scientifically unwarranted.
The FDA, explaining the current policy, points out that men who have had sex with men since 1977 have an HIV prevalence that’s 60 times higher than the general population. The agency contends its first obligation is to ensure the safety of the blood supply.
Still, a group of U.S. senators and representatives, led by Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts and Rep. Mike Quigley of Illinois, this week asked the FDA to end its “discriminatory” ban.
God save us from these liberals. They really are trying to kill us. I never got to meet my mother-in-law because she died of AIDS after receiving tainted blood in a transfusion. Pretty sure that blood came from a gay man. And now they want to reintroduce AIDS into the blood supply because, god forbid, when a young hemophiliac boy dies from AIDS, can go to the grave smiling that no gays were discriminated against.
Who are they kidding with this one-year limit crap? I can see it now- “Wow Trevor, that was FABULOUS, the way you just filled my ass with your goo, but I really can’t see you again. I plan on donating a pint of my blood in just over a year and you know what the Red Cross says. I have to do my civic duty. Call me in 13 months.”
And just where are all of these gay men that can go a whole year between sexual encounters? Oh, those must be the guys that run the unicorn corrals. Thanks to Moonbattery for the article.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Snooki and McCain Talk Tanning
Jun 10th
Not too sure what a Snooki is, but she hates Obama and his 10% tanning salon tax.
From Foxnews here:
The pint-sized reality star voiced her disappointment in Obama’s tax plan, saying John McCain wouldn’t have done that.
“I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning … And I feel like he did that intentionally for us,” Snooki said in the Season 2 preview, before her boyfriend spritzed her with a fake tan spray.
“McCain would never put a ten percent tax on tanning, because he’s pale and probably would want to be tan,” she added.
And it seems the Arizona senator was paying attention. He Tweeted to Snooki “ur right, I would never tax your tanning bed. O’s tax policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!”
I’m not sure what is the more bizarre idea here- that Snooki thinks Obama’s tax was punishment for Italian trash or that McCain spends his time watching Jersey Shore?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama Thinks He’s Kickass
Jun 9th
I can see the similarities between Obama and the fictional superhero Kickass. Both are scrawny, effeminate, and get in over their heads.
Meanwhile, a company in Maine has been churning thousands of feet of oil spill booms and no one is buying them. Not the Federal Government. Not BP. Its almost as if no one is really trying ot contain the spill. So go ahead, Kickass. Buy the booms.
And hey, if Obama thinks he’s Kickass- who would be HitGirl? Hillary?
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Hay Let’s Clean Up the Oil!
Jun 8th
The government can’t help us clean up the oil. The oil will eventually have to be cleaned up by citizens on the gulf. And when they do it, they will use this method.
I saw this on Hannity last night and was shocked that this isn’t already being tried. In the video these guys suggest to put dumpsters on the beach to collect the oil-soaked hay. What should be done with the hay is to compress it to reclaim as much crude oil possible, and then shred the oily hay and compress it into firestarter logs. That will be some great material used to heat homes.
You know, oil is 100% natural and is completely organic. It comes as no shock to me that nature has already provided a way to clean up this mess.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Chinese Peasants Defending Land With Homemade Cannons
Jun 8th
There is no respect for property rights in Communist China. One peasant, who will likely get executed for this stunt, built a homemade cannon to shoot it at the government workers who come ’round to evict him.
From Reuters here:
A Chinese farmer has declared war on property developers who want his land, building a cannon out of a wheelbarrow and pipes and firing rockets at would-be eviction teams.
Yang Youde, who lives on the outskirts of bustling Wuhan city, says he has fended off two eviction attempts with his improvised weapon, which uses ammunition made from locally sold fireworks.
“I shot only over their heads to frighten them, I didn’t want to cause any injuries.”
The rockets can travel over 100 meters, and exploded with a deafening bang. His approach is more aggressive than most, but Yang’s problem is a common one.
Anger over property confiscation is one of the leading causes of unrest in China, with many people forced to give up homes and land to make way for anything from roads to luxury villas.
Ya gotta feel sorry for the little guys in China still trying to hold out against the encroaching state. I guess this would be a Chinese redneck?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Racist Troll Sent Back to Mordor
Jun 7th
Lefties are always quick to point at conservatives and call people racists. One real racist has sat front and center in the White House Press corps for almost 60 years. This bloated tick finally dislodged herself today and quit after she said that all Jews had to leave Palestine and go home to Poland and Germany.
From Politico here:
The longtime White House journalist has covered every president since Dwight Eisenhower and broke several barriers for female journalists but stepped down from her latest role — a columnist for Hearst Newspapers — in the wake of controversial remarks made in late May about the need for Jews to “get the hell out of Palestine” and return to Poland and Germany.
“Helen Thomas announced Monday that she is retiring, effective immediately,” read a statement from Hearst Newspapers on Monday. “Her decision came after her controversial comments about Israel and the Palestinians were captured on videotape and widely disseminated on the Internet.”
Don’t let the door hit you Helen. I love it when new media drives a stake through the hearts of old media. Don’t you?
Here is Karl Rove and Megyn Kelly discussing the issue:
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Democrat Daughters Gone Wild
Jun 5th
Maryland Governor Martin O’Malley’s Teenage Daughter Tara O’Malley left a High School graduation party in Baltimore at around 4:30 PM. By 7 PM, she was shitfaced, facedown in a gutter in the Inner Harbor, Baltimore’s notorious college bar district. Cops had to use a phone to call 911 for an ambulance for alcohol poisoning because they didn’t want to broadcast that they found the Gov’s daughter over the radio.
From the AP here:
A Baltimore police officer suspected Gov. Martin O’Malley’s unconscious 18-year-old daughter had alcohol poisoning and called for medical help Friday.
A dispatcher questioned if alcohol poisoning was the reason the officer needed an ambulance for Tara O’Malley at Inner Harbor on May 27 at 7:30 PM and Sgt. Duane Henry said it was.
During a cell phone call to the dispatcher, Henry was careful to note that the young woman was the governor’s daughter and that he didn’t want it to be broadcast over the police radio.
Gov. O’Malley’s wife, Baltimore District Judge Katie O’Malley, issued a statement a day later, saying her daughter had attended a graduation celebration before she “became ill and received medical treatment.” She called it a “teachable moment” and asked that the family’s privacy be respected.
Nice pals the Governor allows his daughter to hang around with. I wonder if they drew penises on her face with a sharpie while she was passed out? That would be a teachable moment too.
Acting out like this is usually a sign of problems in the home, whether it be abuse or neglect, and this is likely not the first time Tara has guzzled some booze. Thanks to Dan Riehl.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama Doing All He Can to Plug the Damn Hole
Jun 4th
You know why this community organizer has to practice golf so much? Mostly because he’s horrible at it.
Thanks to HotAir for the video which is stunning in that it shows the lack of involvement by this man. These leftists were quick to blame Bush for bad weather in New Orleans. Leftist icons like Sean Penn even dragged boats in the water to fake rescue people. But there are no leftists down there cleaning up the environment they hold so dear.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Man Crush Continued
Jun 4th
This is what a politician who tells the truth looks like. Notice he doesn’t use teleprompters and is not deeply concerned about his popularity. He is not surrounded by sycophants chanting the Bob the Builder slogan of “Yes We Can.” And he is effective.
Liberals are always fond of the phrase of “speaking truth to power” but this is what that phrase really means. I hope he wins the fight against the unions.
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...FTC Roundtable Memo Scares Rightwingers
Jun 2nd
There has been much hubbub surrounding a memo released by the FTC that openly outlines the discussions that have been taking place at a series of roundtables around the country. At question is whether the FTC, which has purview over copyright laws and antitrust laws, should somehow modify those laws to help producers of news realize revenue for their efforts.
Many rightwing, beloved blogs, have described the document as “chilling” “hair-raising” and an attempt by Obama to socialize the news media. And yet for people that on the one hand accuse Obama of being an amateur, and inept, they also believe he somehow has the power to wave his hand and nationalize the free press.
You can read the doc here. Its a little long, and there are indeed some frightening “suggestions” for modifying policy, including setting internet access fees, taxing radios and taxing advertising dollars- but these are not the FTC’s suggestions. These are the suggestions from people participating in the roundtable discussions. And I for one, am grateful that the discussions were reported openly and can provide an opportunity to discuss and debate.
At issue is the fact that news organizations are losing money as they move from paper distributive models to an Internet one. Online ads don’t pay as much as print ads, and worse, news aggregator sites take fair use content and charge their own ads, depriving the authors of the news, who spent the effort, time, and expense to write the story from the ad revenue they deserve.
The question is should the FTC change the copyright, fair use laws, or grant limited exemptions to news organizations from antitrust laws to allow them to come up with a new way to get money for their news stories. Imagine if you will, partnerships between Google and the AP, local newspapers, and bloggers that allow for revenue sharing from ads related to their stories.
They also note that they could encourage new entrants into the journalism field by allowing the Federal News Organization that produces content for Radio Free Europe to share content with local US outlets, something they are currently barred from doing by law. Also, they could give grants to journalism schools and create a news agency for the Americorps- maybe something similar to military news organizations like the Stars and Stripes.
As a blogger who relies on journalists to create content that I use under Fair Use for commentary, I am all for expanding the choices of news content. Having the government creating an atmosphere that allows for private organizations, even lefty news outlets, to thrive, and lower taxes, hey I can get behind that too. But raising taxes to pay for all of this? No. Never. Cut budgets somewhere else.
Thanks to AlaskaInfidel for the story!
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