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Obama’s Policies on Illegal Immigration is Working!
Jul 30th
Illegal aliens are self-deporting themselves by the hundreds thanks to the aggressive policies from the Obama administration. What are those policies? It certainly isn’t enforcement of our immigration laws on the books. Its the fact that the economy is so bad that Mexicans are packing their duffel bags and heading back to Tijuana.
From the SacBee here:
There are fewer undocumented immigrants in California – and the Sacramento region – because many are now finding the American dream south of the border.
“It’s now easier to buy homes on credit, find a job and access higher education in Mexico,” Sacramento’s Mexican consul general, Carlos González Gutiérrez, said Wednesday. “We have become a middle-class country.”
Mexico’s unemployment rate is now 4.9 percent, compared with 9.4 percent joblessness in the United States.
An estimated 300,000 undocumented immigrants have left California since 2008
All those potential democrats fleeing the country?? What will the Demos do to force them to stay? I know! More free benefits and maybe a little amnesty?
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Loading ...Remy Gonna Make it Rain- Raise the Debt Ceiling!
Jul 26th
My favorite political rapper is back with this awesome song about the current crisis du jour in DC.
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Oregon Elects Furry Rapist Democrat
Jul 25th
David Wu, when not trying to ruin the country with debilitating programs and tax hikes, is dressing up in fur suits and raping barely legal daughters of campaign donors. But Wu’s office is quick to point out that its really not “rape.” Its an “Unwanted Sexual Encounter.”
From Oregon Live here:
A distraught young woman called U.S. Rep. David Wu’s Portland office this spring, accusing him of an unwanted sexual encounter.
When confronted, the Oregon Democrat acknowledged a sexual encounter to his senior aides but insisted it was consensual.
The woman is the daughter of a longtime friend and campaign donor.
In the voice mail, the young woman accused Wu of aggressive and unwanted sexual behavior. Reporters could not verify the young woman’s age. Notes on Facebook over the past 18 months indicate she graduated from high school in 2010. California records show she registered to vote in August.
Wu is 56.
Another Congressman who demands sexual favors from his subjects. And he is also adamant about not resigning. I wonder if Wu can still rely on that donor’s money?
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Hillary Damaging That Wall She’s Hit
Jul 22nd
Some women really hit the wall. Then others hit that wall, and back up and take about fifty more runs at it. And then there’s Hillary Clinton. Yikes.
I’ve seen dead grannies in better shape.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...This Time Virginia: More Medicaid Fraud Uncovered by Project Veritas
Jul 21st
The undercover masters of Obama Disasters from Project Veritas, headed by James O’Keefe, have uncovered another egregious fraudster in civil servants clothes, this time helping a drug dealing pimp get medical coverage for his ailing dad, and abortions for his sisters. Now Ken Cuccinelli is going to investigate these attempts at fraud, and hopefully arrest the civil servants who waste our taxpayer cash on these shenanigans.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...New Obama Scandal: Teleprompters Date Back to 1978
Jul 21st
Boy Obama’s speeches sure sound familiar. Shared sacrifice, no easy solutions, conserve energy, must raise taxes now… Where have we heard that before? Thanks to Michelle Malkin and Laura Ingraham
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...2 PM Music: The Cults – “Go Outside”
Jul 21st
Creepiest music video ever. It shows the moonbat cult of Jim Jones and the People’s Temple engaged in cultiness and nutty moonbattery. Superimposed over these historical videos are the band members singing. Brrr…..
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Building a Religion for 2012
Jul 21st
I love this video because it highlights the press’ obsession to take photographs that make Obama appear divine. The assignment of deity status to a liberal leader is job one of all mobs according to Ann Coulter’s outstanding book Demonic. Think back to how Robespierre was deified by his mob followers of the French revolution. Secondly, I love this video because the song is Comfort Eagle by CAKE, and is one of my favorite songs by one of my favorite bands. The irony here is that CAKE is way liberal in their worldview.
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Liberals Outraged Over Phone Hacking; Just Peachy With DoD hacking
Jul 19th
How do you know that the story about the cell phone voicemails being accessed by reporters is a bogus story? Simply that a liberal was moved to throw a pie at a businessman. That’s all I had to see to be convinced that this entire scandal, if it can be called such, is a liberal mob-manufactured outrage because Rupert Murdoch happens to be the boss of FoxNews.
Also, my understanding is that voicemails were accessed because they were left unprotected. You can call just about any number and access the voicemail inbox of default accounts by entering a well documented code. Yep, that’s shady, and maybe even illegal. I personally don’t condone it. But compare this breach of voicemail with the gigs of stolen classified information taken by America’s most notorious gay soldier, Bradley Manning. Liberals are just fine with that computer breach, of which there are many laws that govern illegal disclosure. In contrast, reporters accessed an open voicemail account? Not too sure which laws were breached there, but watch liberals fly into outrage.
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Bloody Muslim Bitches in the Back Row
Jul 19th
The picture below is a prayer service in a public school in Canada. Muslims praying in school. No separation of church and state in Canada, at least not for Muslims. And notice the front is full of boys, and then a row of women. The women closest to the camera are all on some type of medieval rag or something and have blood coming from their unholy vajajays so they are forbidden by Allah to pray since they are of course, unclean. Canada welcomes their new overlords.
From SteynOnline here:
It’s the scene every Friday at the cafeteria of Valley Park Middle School in Toronto. That’s not a private academy, it’s a public school funded by taxpayers. And yet, oddly enough, what’s going on is a prayer service – oh, relax, it’s not Anglican or anything improper like that; it’s Muslim Friday prayers, and the Toronto District School Board says don’t worry, it’s just for convenience: They put the cafeteria at the local imams’ disposal because otherwise the kids would have to troop off to the local mosque and then they’d be late for Lesbian History class or whatever subject is scheduled for Friday afternoon.
The picture is taken from the back of the cafeteria. In the distance are the boys. They’re male, so they get to sit up front at prayers. Behind them are the girls. They’re female, so they have to sit behind the boys because they’re second-class citizens – not in the whole of Canada, not formally, not yet, but in the cafeteria of a middle school run by the Toronto District School Board they most certainly are.
And the third row? The ones with their backs to us in the foreground of the picture? Well, let the Star’s caption writer explain:
At Valley Park Middle School, Muslim students participate in the Friday prayer service. Menstruating girls, at the very back, do not take part.
Wow, its a good thing Christians don’t want to use the school for prayer, or Darwin forbid, allow the Boy Scouts of America to use the auditorium.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Ohio Medicaid Managers Willingly Support Russian Drug Dealers and Underage Prostitution
Jul 18th
James O’Keefe is back, and this time he is taking a peek at the disgusting civil servants that hand out Federal funds to anyone who wants them- even if they are in the country illegally, admit to being Russian pimps and drug dealers and need to pay for abortions for their sisters who turn tricks for drugs.
They even advise the Russian criminal on how to hide his 800,000 dollar F-1 car and how to disguise his drug dealing as “babysitting” so he can get Medicaid. Oh, and because its not ACORN, and this isn’t about community organizing, these civil servants are mostly white. But they are still good liberals with no social conscience. Its just that O’Keefe shouldn’t catch flack and be called a racist this time. We’ll see.
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Congrats California! You Gave a License to Get Stoned to the Deadliest Addict in Your State
Jul 15th
Recently the Federal Government ruled that marijuana has zero medicinal benefits and that it will remain on the same schedule of drugs as heroin and other narcotics. But that won’t stop a state full of liberals from legalizing marijuana and issuing licenses to devout potheads to allow them to get high. They even gave one to Rodney King, the deadliest addict in the history of the State, having 55 deaths under his belt, in addition to over 2000 injuries, resulting from riots caused by his alcohol and drug taking spree.
From CNN here:
Rodney King, whose videotaped beating by police led to the 1992 Los Angeles riots, says he was under the influence of a “medical marijuana prescription” when police booked him this week on suspicion of driving while impaired.
“I had marijuana in me that I take to deal with migraine headaches and pain in my lower extremities, although I should not have been driving,” he told CNN Thursday.
I’m guessing that California doesn’t require a background check or proof of ID to get a pot card. Any quack doctor can prescribe pot in the state and some idiot thought it would be a good idea to give a known drug addict a license to smoke a powerful narcotic.
When is California supposed to fall into the ocean? Any day now, right?
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Michelle Obama Stuffs her Face at Shake Shack
Jul 11th
While her husband is lecturing everyone about eating peas, Michelle closed down a DC burger joint to scarf down a 1700 calorie burger, fries and chocolate shake. And by the way, the Atlas Shrugged logo for the ShakeShack website is just too much irony not to mention.
From the WaPo here via Jammie Wearing Fool:
First lady Michelle Obama ordered a whopper of a meal at the newly opened Washington diner Shake Shack during lunch on Monday.
The first lady, who’s made a cause out of child nutrition, ordered a ShackBurger, fries, chocolate shake and a Diet Coke while the street and sidewalk in front of the usually-packed Shake Shack were closed by security during her visit.
According to nutritional information on Shake Shack’s Web site, the meal amounted to 1,700 calories.
Obama, who launched the “Let’s Move” campaign to combat childhood obesity last year, has previously admitted to having an “obsession with french fries,” which she says are fine to indulge in occasionally. “It’s all about moderation,” Obama told reporters.
Hey, a big girl’s gonna eat. But I can’t quite see how this meal squares up against the stupid MyPlate.Gov diagram Michelle O’Fatass helped to design. I do see potatoes on the chart, but I don’t think they were supposed to be deep fried. And I guess you can call a chocolate shake dairy. And predictably, after shutting down a local eatery, Michelle Obama shutdown the White House toilets about 45 minutes later.
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URGR8ing Has Hilarious Captions
Jul 11th
Robb, frequent commenter here, has a great twitter account where he takes news photos from Drudge and recaptions them. Here is one of his latest and funniest:
"William, their president is bowing to us again." "Just smile this time. I know. It's kinda creepy"
If you are on twitter, you should follow his captions.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Suck It, Stoners! Feds Say Pot Has Zero Medical Value
Jul 11th
This news is going to harsh quite a few buzzes.
From the HuffPo here:
The federal government ruled on Friday that marijuana has no accepted medical use and should remain in the same class of drugs as heroin.
The decision comes nearly nine years after marijuana supporters asked the government to reclassify the drug to take into account the growing body of research conducted across the globe that proves it’s effective in treating certain diseases, reports The Los Angeles Times.
The paper spoke to advocates who criticized the ruling but are pleased that the government has finally responded, which allows them to appeal to the federal courts.
Joe Elford, chief counsel for Americans for Safe Access told the Times, (and noted pothead) he was not surprised by the decision, which came shortly after the Obama administration announced it would not tolerate large-scale commercial marijuana growing operations.
It is clearly motivated by a political decision that is anti-marijuana,” he said. He noted that studies demonstrate pot has beneficial effects, including appetite stimulation for people undergoing chemotherapy. “One of the things people say about marijuana is that it gives you the munchies and the truth is that it does, and for some people that’s a very positive thing.
Ah, the munchies argument. All those pot dispensaries in Colorado are to treat the thousands and thousands of people in the state undergoing chemo? Riiiight. Pot is good for just one thing. Gettin’ high. And I note that the hippies are blaming Obama for this now, which would mean that he will lose the stoner vote- if stoners could turn off Scooby Do long enough to vote, that is.
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Amazing: TSA Agent Has Time to Steal When Not Anal Probing
Jul 7th
Nelson Santioago got a sweet ass job in Ft. Lauderdale sticking his fingers up the asses of normal travelers and also stealing high tech equipment from the luggage after it went through screening. He often sold the gear before he was done with his shift. Although he shows considerably more intelligence than most retards wearing the blue TSA shirts, and has a harder work ethic, Nelson is now going to jail for getting caught with a flyer’s iPad down his britches.
From the DailyPulp here:
While most Transportation Security Administration employees are busy groping people or taking naked pictures of them, the cops say one of those employees was putting fliers’ electronics down his pants.
30-year-old Nelson Santiago stole around $50,000 worth of electronics over the past six months from Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport’s Terminal 1.
Santiago — a TSA officer since 2009 — was caught earlier this week by a Continental Airlines employee taking an iPad out of someone’s luggage and stuffing it into his pants. Santiago admitted to stealing computers, GPS devices, video cameras, and other electronic merchandise from luggage he was supposed to be screening.
Santiago would immediately take pictures of his new goods and upload the photos online to sell the stuff, and would typically sell the stolen goods to people before his shift was even over.
And just like every other TSA agent in the history of the United States, agent Nelson Santiago caught zero terrorists during his employment period.
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Spitzer Finishes Prematurely
Jul 6th
Client Number Nine becomes another victim of this tough economic climate. Plus, his daily routine was cutting into his whorin‘, yo!
From NYTimes here via HotAir:
CNN on Wednesday canceled Eliot Spitzer’s 8 p.m. political talk show, “In the Arena,” after only nine months amid a broader shake-up that shifts Anderson Cooper’s 10 p.m. nightly newscast into Mr. Spitzer’s time slot.
CNN on Wednesday canceled Eliot Spitzer’s 8 p.m. political talk show.
Mr. Spitzer will sign off on Wednesday night, a CNN spokeswoman said. His show will remain in the time slot until August 5.
Some twitter roundup:
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Matthew Shepard Was the Gay Jesus
Jul 6th
Matthew Shepard made the ultimate sacrifice for gays everywhere by dying on the fence for their sins. He is so revered by the gay community that he has the status of Jesus and the reverence to match. Because of his sacrifice and martyrdom, gays are redeemed from criticism of their actions and sexual appetites, and can now be joined in Matthew’s holy matrimony.
If you believe that he died for your gay sins, you can go to gay heaven. Instead of angels playing the harp you will be greeted at the sticky pearly gates by the kids from Glee singing show tunes. And yes, Matthew completes the Gay Holy Trinity. He is the son to the Father Rock and the Holy Ghost Liberace below.
You can guess what the sacrament is…
Thanks to Endersdragon for the idea for the post.
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Hope and Change Working Out Well for Teens? Nope.
Jul 5th
If you are a teenager and wonder why you can’t get hired, blame Democrats. They jacked up the minimum wage to a point where only a fool would hire an unskilled inexperienced laborer, and at the same time, forced many other teens into unemployment because it just got too expensive to afford them.
The original story on this is over at the Wall Street Journal here. Excellent analysis is over at HotAir here which says:
Four years ago, Congress pushed the minimum wage up more than 40% in a three-step process that finished in 2009. How has that worked out for those most likely to find employment at that wage level — inexperienced teenagers? As the Wall Street Journal notes, the percentage of teens employed in this economy has fallen from 42% in 2001 to 24% today, and it’s worse among black and Hispanic teens:
Perhaps you’ve already noticed around the neighborhood, but this is a rotten summer for young Americans to find a job. The Department of Labor reported last week that a smaller share of 16-19 year-olds are working than at anytime since records began to be kept in 1948.
Only 24% of teens, one in four, have jobs, compared to 42% as recently as the summer of 2001. The nearby chart chronicles the teen employment percentage over time, including the notable plunge in the last decade. So instead of learning valuable job skills—getting out of bed before noon, showing up on time, being courteous to customers, operating a cash register or fork lift—millions of kids will spend the summer playing computer games or hanging out. …
But Congress has also contributed by passing one of the most ill-timed minimum wage increases in history. One of the first acts of the gone-but-not-forgotten Nancy Pelosi ascendancy was to raise the minimum wage in stages to $7.25 an hour in 2009 from $5.15 in 2007. Even liberals ought to understand that raising the cost of hiring the young and unskilled while employers are slashing payrolls is loopy economics.
So will kids vote for more of the same hope and change in 2012?
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Jul 1st
If you are young and don’t really understand why there is such a big fuss about Global Warming and the pushback against it, here is something to help you understand.
But of course, don’t let solid facts dissuade your mob mentality and emotional response to my barbecues and gasoline in my truck.
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