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Taiwanese Animators Cover Obama’s Busted Lip
Nov 28th
My Chinese is a bit rusty, but I think they are saying that Obama was suffering from a turkey dinner overdose when he caught that elbow in the face.
By the way, I think Obama is the only one in the USA right now fully covered by Obamacare.
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Thin Skinned? Obama Gets Fat Lip Denied By White Heritage?
Nov 27th
During a game of basketball yesterday Obama was given a fat lip by an errant elbow following a rebound. It required 12 stiches to seal his kisser. OUCH!
From the AP here:
President Barack Obama needed 12 stitches in his upper lip after taking an errant elbow during a pickup basketball game Friday morning with family and friends visiting for the Thanksgiving holiday, the White House said.
First word of the injury came in a statement from press secretary Robert Gibbs nearly three hours after the incident.The White House did not initially name the person who caused the injury, but identified him later Friday as Rey Decerega, director of programs for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute.
Obama received the stitches under local anesthesia in the doctor’s office on the ground floor of the White House after returning home. Doctors used a smaller filament than typically used, which increases the number of stitches but makes a tighter stitch and leaves a smaller scar.
An hispanic dude showed the President his elbow? Wow. I actually feel bad for Barack. It sucks to get injured on your day off.
Bush used to get beat up by falling off his mountain bike or take a tumble off a segway. But I thought Obama was supposed to be good at basketball?
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...Obama Failed With Civilian Trials of Gitmo Detainees
Nov 18th
Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder are the big losers with the trial of Ahmed Ghailani in New York. Instead of trying Ghailani in a military tribunal as the war criminal he is, Obama had to extend constitutional rights to a foreign terrorist. Despite confessing to murdering hundreds of people, key testimony and evidence was withheld at the trial because Ghailani was interrogated by intelligence agents.
HotAir’s Ed Morrisey says its time for Eric Holder to resign. I agree. He says here:
Holder should hand in his resignation before he makes the same mistake with the other terrorists our military and intelligence assets risked their lives to keep off the battlefield forever. His continued presence insults their work, insults Congress, and insults our desire for justice for 9/11, the USS Cole bombing, the two embassy bombings, and the other terrorist attacks and plots we’ve managed to stop through a forward strategy on the war on terror. If a resignation is not forthcoming, the Senate and House Judiciary committees should start hearings to determine why Holder remains in this position.
Liberals love it when the guilty go free and unpunished. Watch as they celebrate a slap on the wrist for a known terrorist.
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Obama Demands Gay Jewish Coconuts Removed
Nov 4th
In a stunning anti-homosexual and antisemetic rant today, Barack Obama demanded that all gay coconuts and all of the Jewish coconuts be rounded up in Mumbai and destroyed prior to his arrival for his Asian tour.
Why does he hate gay coconuts? The Telegraph explains:
Mr Obama will arrive in India on Saturday for the first leg of an Asian tour.
But as well as the usual security measures that come with welcoming a a visiting dignitary, Indian authorities have decided to go one step further, by removing all natural threats to the president as well.All coconuts around the city’s Gandhi museum, one of Mr Obama’s stops in the city, are being taken down.
“We told the authorities to remove the dry coconuts from trees near the building. Why take a chance?” Mani Bhavan’s executive secretary, Meghshyam Ajgaonkar, told the BBC.
All coconuts. Even the ones that take it up the butt. Even the jewish ones. Why does Obama hate the gays and the jews?
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Americans to House Democrats: GTFO!
Nov 2nd
Huge Republican avalanche tonight. In Virginia, we are sending 8 or 9 Republicans to Congress out of 11. Still keeping my fingers crossed for Fimian, but he looks to be trailing by about 1000 at this point. But there are similar results across the country.
The House will no longer be controlled by the Dems, and this means that the Obama agenda should be stalemated until 2012. And maybe we can get some permanent tax cuts and jobs back on track.
Some awesome Congressional firings-
- Russ Feingold
- Alan Grayson
- Blanche Lincoln
- Charlie Crist
- Robin Carnahan
- Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 6) Loading ...Whoa- Chinese Seminar on Why We Fail
Oct 21st
Its a political ad, but I think it really gets its point across. The Chinese do own us. I remember a time back in the late 70′s when America feared that the Japanese were going to overtake us economically because of their embrace of technology and seeming inexhaustive work ethic. Now the Chicoms seem to have that same drive. Similarly, we have a weak-ass leftist President. Jimmy Carter was in office the last time the country felt this afraid. And that brought us Ronaldo Maximus.
Thanks to HotAir for the video.
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Obama Rewriting Mythbusters Episodes
Oct 18th
Obama announced that he just finished taping a walk-on role in which he issues a Mythbusters challenge about an Archimedes Death Ray using reflected sunlight. Of course a leftist will love anything green, even if it is a weapon, but newsflash Barry. The Mythbusters already did this show. Twice! They did the original and then it was challenged by several teams thinking they could do the myth better.
From CNN here:
The science fair was part of Obama’s push to improve the performance of U.S. students in math and science as part of reforms intended to reclaim the nation’s standing as a world leader in education.
During the event, Obama announced he had taped a walk-on role for Discovery Channel’s “MythBusters” program. A news release from Discovery Channel said the program, to be broadcast in December, will challenge the ancient myth that Greek scientist Archimedes set fire to an invading Roman fleet using sunlight reflected by mirrors.
They did it in 2006. Wanna bust some myths? Show Jamie and Adam a copy of your birth certificate. We all want to believe.
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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 6) Loading ...5 PM Music: The Army You Have – “See You In November”
Oct 12th
Who’s up for a folksy song about voting in November? Me, that’s who.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...If it Walks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck
Aug 19th
One quarter of Americans think Obama is a Muslim. Lots of leftwingers immediately took to Twitter to say that the quarter of Americans who believe this are “stupid.” Which is ironic for lots of reasons. Lefties by and large don’t believe in God anyways, so why do they care what camp the President gets lumped in?
From Time here:
Twenty-eight percent of voters do not believe Muslims should be eligible to sit on the U.S. Supreme Court. Nearly one-third of the country thinks adherents of Islam should be barred from running for President — a slightly higher percentage than the 24% who mistakenly believe the current occupant of the Oval Office is himself a Muslim. In all, just 47% of respondents believe Obama is a Christian; 24% declined to respond to the question or said they were unsure, and 5% believe he is neither Christian nor Muslim.
Look, everyone knows Obama went to the second most hateful church behind Westboro Baptist- Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s Trinity United Church of Christ. I’ don’t know if that makes him a Christian. But I’ve never seen Obama eat a ham sandwich, either.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...Documentaries Arent Just for Leftists
Aug 8th
Move over, Michael Moore, you fat-necked twat. You aren’t the only guy with a video camera who can make a politically motivated documentary.
The film’s official site is here. Will it get to theaters? Or will Democrats come up with a new law against releasing conservative films like they did with the Citizens United Hillary film?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Homophobic Boy Scouts Now Racists Too
Aug 8th
Those Boy Scouts already hate teh gays, using their supreme court affirmed rights to prohibit homosexuals from joining. Now they are shockingly caught on tape during the 100th anniversary of the forming of the scouts, when their national leader, the President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, sent a taped appearance to their jamboree in Virginia instead of attending in person. He went to appear on the View with Whoopie Goldberg instead.
Of course liberals say that if you boo a black President, then you are a racist.
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Obama’s ICE is Actively Trying to Kill Virginians
Aug 3rd
Immigration and Customs Enforcement are now hunting down nuns using a giant slingshot loaded with drunken brown-colored people from south of the border. This experimental weapon has killed at least one Virginia Nun, but there are lots more in the cross hairs.
From the WashTimes here:
The
Virginiaillegal alien man suspected in a drunken-driving crash that killed a Catholic nun in Prince William County this weekend is an illegal immigrant and repeat offender who was awaiting deportation and who federal immigration authorities had released pending further proceedings.Carlos Montano, an illegal county resident, has been charged with involuntary manslaughter and drunken driving. Mr. Montano had been arrested two other times on drunken-driving charges, and on at least one of those occasions county police reported him to federal authorities.
“We have determined that he is in the country illegally. He has been arrested by Prince William County Police in the past.
He said U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement was notified at the time of one of those arrests. “At the time of this incident, the accident yesterday, he was in the deportation process and was out on his recognizance for court proceedings.”
The crash at around 8:30 Sunday morning killed Sister Denise Mosier and injured two other nuns as they were driving to a retreat at the Benedictine Monastery in Bristow, Va.
So who did this repeat drunk driver slay with the consent of the Obama policies for handling illegal aliens? This woman who dedicated her life to peace and teaching.
So ICE is going to load up their “drunken mexican slingshot” and take aim at another Virginian. Who will ICE kill next?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Virginia’s Health Care Freedom Act Upheld
Aug 2nd
The Middle Finger of the Apocalypse to Obama and his healthcare plan. Virginia passed a law saying that no one in the state of Virginia is required to purchase healthcare. Then Obama passed the health care overhaul and asked that the Virginia law be dismissed. A Federal judge said no way.
From HotAir here:
Federal judge Henry Hudson has refused to dismiss a challenge from Virginia on the constitutionality of the individual mandate in ObamaCare. The case will have to move to trial, and could imperil the entire overhaul:
A judge on Monday refused to dismiss the state of Virginia’s challenge to President Barack Obama’s landmark healthcare law, a setback that will force his administration to mount a lengthy legal defense of the overhaul effort.
U.S. District Judge Henry Hudson refused to dismiss the state’s lawsuit which argues the law’s requirement that its residents have health insurance was unconstitutional, allowing the challenge to go forward.
Ken Cuccinelli said that this law is unconstitutional because it requires people to purchase something strictly so they can be therefore regulated by Congress under the commerce clause. Proud to be a Virginian today!
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Projecting the Mongrel
Jul 29th
Obama went on the View today and declared that black people are “mongrels.” This from the half-white top democrat of the country.
President Obama waded into the national race debate in an unlikely setting and with an unusual choice of words: telling daytime talk show hosts that African-Americans are “sort of a mongrel people.”
When asked about his background, which includes a black father and white mother, Obama said of African-Americans: “We are sort of a mongrel people.”
“I mean we’re all kinds of mixed up,” Obama said. “That’s actually true of white people as well, but we just know more about it.”
So although Obama was the only person of mixed race on the show, he declared that all blacks were “mongrels.” White folks too, but Obama and “team black” know more about that than white folk.
I think the only person sensitive about his skin color is Obama. Is he projecting his feelings calling an entire race of people half-breeds? Good God, this man needs a teleprompter at all times.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama Traded Terrorist for BP Oil Rights
Jul 25th
Remember all those liberals protesting the Iraq war because they swore the US was invading strictly because they had oil? their favorite chant was “No blood for oil!” Bush didn’t invade for oil rights, otherwise we’d be able to fill our SUV’s for 5 bucks. But Obama worked closely with the Scottish administration to free the Lockerbie terrorist Abdel Baset al-Megrahi so BP could gain Libyan oil rights in the Libyan seas.
You remember BP right, the same bastards who have dumped all that oil in the Gulf? From the Australian here:
THE US government secretly advised Scottish ministers it would be “far preferable” to free the Lockerbie bomber than jail him in Libya.
The Obama administration considered compassionate release more palatable than locking up Abdel Baset al-Megrahi in a Libyan prison.
The US wanted Megrahi to remain imprisoned in view of the nature of the crime. Megrahi’s doctors thought he could live for another decade.
The note added: “Nevertheless, if Scottish authorities come to the conclusion that Megrahi must be released from Scottish custody, the US position is that conditional release on compassionate grounds would be a far preferable alternative to prisoner transfer, which we strongly oppose.”
It should be noted that with Tony Hayward quitting, Obama will be left holding the Gulf Spill bag. So you libs out there, this is how you trade blood for oil. Blood from Americans and Europeans slain in the air in a terrorist act, and oil that coats the wildlife and fisheries of the gulf. BP is Obama’s largest contributor. So how about them chants for no blood for oil? Where are you leftist, peace symbol carrying clowns now?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Hey Tony Hayward, So Long and Thanks for all the Dead Fish
Jul 25th
The Beeb is reporting that Tony Hayward, the stonewalling head of BP, who is still waiting for the full reports on the Gulf Spill to come in to form an opinion for its cause, has decided to quit.
From the BEEB here:
BP’s chief executive Tony Hayward has been negotiating the terms of his exit, with a formal announcement likely within 24 hours, the BBC has learned.
Mr Hayward has been widely criticised over the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.
BBC business editor Robert Peston said it was likely he would be replaced by his US colleague Bob Dudley, now in charge of the clean-up operation.
Mr Hayward has been with the company for 28 years.
He has also been rapped by US congressmen for not taking responsibility for the disaster at its Macondo oil well, which killed 11 people.
He was also taken to task for attending a sailing event in June by those, including the White House, who felt he should have been dealing with the leak.
The man expected to replace him, Bob Dudley, took over the day-to-day operations in the Gulf of Mexico last month.
I don’t fault Tony for taking a cruise on his yacht. But it was clear from the hearings that he was in charge of a company that took disastrous shortcuts in their drilling processes that led to the deaths of their men and the poisoning of the Gulf. Meanwhile, Obama has taken much more vacations and has done even worse to manage the spill. Can Hayward take Obama with him when he leaves?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Same As It Ever Was: Obama and the Talking Feds
Jul 22nd
Awesome computer animation spoof on the Talking Heads’ classic hit. Thanks to Hot Air for the video!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...NASA Backs Down on Turning International Space Station into Jihadi Base
Jul 14th
I first wrote about the black head of NASA, Charlie Bolden, who was going to help put thousands of NASA employees out on the streets due to lost work while reaching out to Islamic countries to help them (I think) fly the International Space Station into the Empire State Building in this post here. Now after a huge uproar, Bolden and Obama aren’t pushing to make the ISS a terrorist training base.
Image from Michelle Malkin here.
From FoxNews here by way of HotAir:
The White House is disavowing a plan to have NASA conduct outreach to Muslim countries, but a congressman who talked to NASA Administrator Charles Bolden about that plan last month said the initiative was very real until somebody slammed the brakes on it.
Though Bolden mentioned the outreach months ago during a speech in February, it drew widespread attention after he described it as a “foremost” priority during an interview with Al Jazeera last month. The administration initially stood by the claim, but White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said Monday that Bolden misspoke and that the outreach is “not the task of NASA.”
Leftists are destroying science. They have perverted meteorology into a crusade against technology and a harmless atom, Carbon. Now a raft of hippies have shut down any new hiring at the Jet Propulsion Labs because they want to smoke pot and not have background investigations. I wrote about that way back here. And of course, Obama hates NASA because it put white men from the USA on the moon. Their budget could be much better spent on welfare for minorities to ensure their voting loyalty, so he is scrapping the space program altogether.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...‘Bout Time! Obama Finally Allows Foreign Skimmers to the Gulf
Jul 2nd
Obama, who will forever be famous for dismissing the oil spill by saying “Whaddya want me to do, suck it up with a straw?” has finally allowed foreign skimmers to the American shores to assist with the cleanup.
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From HotAir here, there may be some problems:
As you’ll see, it’s designed to vacuum up fresh oil, which means it’ll have to be placed near the leak, which is a problem because it’s gi-normous and that area’s already congested. To which I say: Clear a path.
The A-Whale can do 500,000 barrels a day. To borrow a phrase, this is the moment when the rise of the oil in the ocean begins to slow and our gulf begins to heal. The bureaucracy will find some way to screw it up, right?
I hope they find a way to allow the A-Whale to do its job. But if its left up to Obama to call the shots, the only way that tanker is going to move anywhere is if its blocking the fairway of the 14th hole.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...This is How Obama is Paying for Stimulus: Cash 4 Gold?
Jun 22nd
Obama cashes in the US gold reserves for cold, hard, fast cash to pay for Obamacare, stimulus and many other pet projects.
U.S. To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com
Has he gone too far??
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