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I Don’t Feel Stimulated
Feb 10th
The Senate passed the awful stimulus bill and the President will surely sign it. Now get out there and scrape that stupid Obama sticker off your car. With all of the hype and fake urgency, this bill was the equivalent of Bush’s Weapons of Mass Destruction myth.
And when Obama’s Treasury secretary revealed how the bailout plans would work, Wall Street panicked even more. Hey Democrats, can you please stop stimulating us now?
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Loading ...Obama Orders Poisoned Peanut Butter Sent to White Storm Victims in KY, AR
Feb 5th
If Bush was to blame for bad mobile home trailers and slow response to Hurricane Katrina survivors who were black, then Obama is to blame for sending poisoned peanut butter to white victims of the recent winter storms in Kentucky and Arkansas.
From CNN here:
Food kits recently distributed as part of a disaster relief effort in Kentucky and Arkansas contain peanut butter contaminated with salmonella linked to a nationwide outbreak, the Federal Emergency Management Agency said Wednesday. People who received the food kits should throw away the peanut butter packets, FEMA says.
The Kentucky National Guard is starting to notify people who’ve already received the (meal kits) or might be getting one. 6,000 to 7,000 people remained in shelters, primarily in western Kentucky.
The meals were sent in the wake of President Barack Obama’s federal disaster declarations for Kentucky and Arkansas after they were hammered last week with rain, ice and snow.
Its nice to see that FEMA still can’t manage a disaster without trying to muck things up worse. Obama is the man to blame for FEMA’s follies now.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...The Messiah Begs Forgiveness for his Sins
Feb 4th
Barack Obama has proved that if you swing a dead cat in a room full of democrats, the first four you hit probably cheated on their taxes. And if Joe Biden has insisted in the past that paying taxes is patriotic, does this make Tom Daschle, Nancy Killefer, and Timothy Geithner traitors? Watch the video below where the most perfect man since Jesus says he’s sorry about screwing up his transition.
Does it make America feel better to switch from the “Decider” to the “Apologizer?”
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...I Pledge: To Tell Other People to Volunteer Because I’m Too Damned Busy
Jan 26th
The whole nation is awash with commercials and do-gooder feelings that urge volunteerism, hand holding and singing cumbaya. Oddly, however, I don’t see anyone actually doing anything of substance with volunteerism. I think most of it is due to greedy capitalists trying to market Obama mania to sell another latte or some shoes. Its annoying, mostly. This video, however, with thanks to Hot Air has made me rethink my selfishness, and now I wanna pledge too.
What will you pledge?
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...New Obama Staffers Pissed They Can’t Use Macs
Jan 22nd
The WaPo has an article bemoaning how the most intelligent tech-savvy kids in the world, the staffers who got Obama elected by using MySpace and Facebook, have to stop using Macs when working out of the Executive Office of the President (EOP). They complain that they now have to use Windows XP and are not allowed to access Facebook or other social networking sites that are blocked because of numerous security risks. They are trying to hack outbound past the content filtering proxies to use their own email address accounts, which, by the way, is a violation of the law. But the story of the One must be spread via constant Twitter posts dammit!
From the WaPo here:
Obama officials ran smack into the constraints of the federal bureaucracy yesterday, encountering a jumble of disconnected phone lines, old computer software, and security regulations forbidding outside e-mail accounts.
No Facebook to communicate with supporters. No outside e-mail log-ins. No instant messaging. Hard adjustments for a staff that helped sweep Obama to power through, among other things, relentless online social networking.
By late evening, the vaunted new White House Web site did not offer any updated posts about President Obama’s busy first day on the job,nor did the site reflect the transparency Obama promised to deliver.
One member of the White House new-media team came to work on Tuesday, right after the swearing-in ceremony, only to discover that it was impossible to know which programs could be updated, or even which computers could be used for which purposes. The team members, accustomed to working on Macintoshes, found computers outfitted with six-year-old versions of Microsoft software. Laptops were scarce, assigned to only a few people in the West Wing. The team was left struggling to put closed captions on online videos.
Senior advisers chafed at the new arrangements, which severely limit mobility — partly by tradition but also for security reasons and to ensure that all official work is preserved under the Presidential Records Act.
Several people tried to route their e-mails through personal accounts. And officials in the press office were prepared: In addition to having their own cellphones, they set up Gmail accounts, with approval from the White House counsel, so they could send information in more than one way.
The liberals were apoplectic over the fact that the Bush administration were using their own communications methods. But now that they have the power, technological rules and constraints are something to be tossed aside to allow the One’s message to ring ’round the world.
Remember how Obama’s camaign site was hacked? Cyber security at the EOP is about to get a whole lot worse.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Black Lady Quits Paying Car Payment Because Barack Obama is Now Pres
Jan 22nd
From Moonbattery and Ace of Spades here. Hey, maybe its worth a try. If you are black, call your bank and tell them that now that there is a black president you no longer have to pay your bills. Let us know how it works out.
Click the audio player to hear the voicemail recording. Stick with it to the end. Now that’s what I call hope.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Senator Ted Kennedy Has a Swimmers Ear Flare-up
Jan 21st
After the immaculate coronation of The One yesterday, there was a luncheon for a bunch of big-wig Democrats. Teddy Kennedy’s Swimmers Ear flared up unexpectedly, and he flopped around on the floor like a gaffed tuna. He was rushed from the room and Obama tried to use his powers of healing on him, but to no avail.
From ABCnews here:
Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Mass., who is battling a brain tumor swimmer’s ear, was taken away from the inaugural luncheon on Capitol Hill in convulsions.
Kennedy was at a table with Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., Vice President Mondale and Mrs. Mondale, and others. While at the table, Kennedy began having seizures that lasted for several minutes. As they were carrying Kennedy out of the room, he was still suffering a seizure. President Barack Obama went out of the room with him, but came back in the luncheon room.
I guess Teddy was dumped at the loser’s table. Mondale, Kerry and Kennedy all lost in their bids for the Presidency.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama the Next Step of Humanity?
Jan 19th
What is going to happen when the world wakes up on January 21st and realizes that nothing has changed? No wars will end, no terrorist prisons will be closed. No diseases will be cured. And despite having purchased the sneakers, the Obama-Bopp comet will not take all those freezing people on the mall in DC “home” to the mother ship.
The Hatian-born Governor general of Canada seems to think that Obama being elected was better than being freed from slavery, and represents a “major step” for humanity.
From the French AFP here:
Barack Obama’s historic arrival at the White House Tuesday is “a major step” for of all humanity, Canada’s Haitian-born Governor General Michaelle Jean said Sunday on an official visit to the poor Carribean nation.
Jean said Haitians would be deeply affected by “this new chapter being written” in the United States. The election of African American “is a major step not only for the USA, not only for the world’s black population, but also for humanity,” she added.
What happened in Haiti, where in 1804 the country’s black African and creole population freed itself from slavery by overthrowing the colonial regime, was similar to Obama’s election experience, in that Haiti’s revolution was also “in the name of freedom, equality and fraternity,” she said.
Haiti won its freedom by killing all the white folks. And despite all the international aid, Haiti is still one gigantic ghetto of people living on welfare and handouts from other countries. Almost 6% of the population is infected with HIV/AIDS. Will Obama finally bring wealth to Haiti? Definitely not. But its nice to dream.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama’s Twitter Account Hacked by Unimaginitive Twits
Jan 6th
Barack Obama’s twitter page was hacked yesterday. A message was posted by the hackers, impersonating Barack Obama, urging people to answer a survey to win a gasoline card. The page was actually setup to drive visitors to a site that pays affiliates for traffic.
No imagination on the part of the hackers. They could have done so much more to make this hack epic, such as declaring that ladies can no longer wear bras- or even declaring that marijuana would be legalized. Telling people to take a survey was LAME. Why not direct people to show up to a store some where, like a KFC in Detroit?
From MSNBC here:
Social networking tool Twitter was hit by a major hacker attack on Monday, with several “high profile” accounts — including that of President-elect Barack Obama — taken over by computer criminals.
The hackers then impersonated a series of famous users by sending out fake, sometimes embarrassing messages. Among them was a Twitter message posted on CNN anchor Rick Sanchez’s blog that said Sanchez “might not be coming into work today,” because of drug use.
Obama’s Twitter page urged visitors to take an online survey and win a gas card, but the link actually sent visitors to a site that pays commissions to affiliates who generate traffic.
Britney Spears’ Twitter page included obscene language. A note critical of anchor Bill O’Reilly was apparently posted on the Fox News Twitter page.
I guess even hackers are in the tank for Obama. Such a wasted opportunity. Oh, and way to secure your critical systems, Twitter!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Insufferable Idiot Wants to Reinvent Content Filtering
Dec 28th
Meet Andy Burnham. This clueless idiot is the United Kingdom’s “culture minister.” Instead of working to pretect British culture from completely eroding to the point where the UK is Britainistan due to massive influx of Islamic immigrants, he instead wants to scrub anything that is harmful to children from the internet because free speech is not in the public’s “best interest.” Hey Andy, have you ever heard of Content Filtering?
Doe-eyed Douchebag wants to destroy the Internet
From the Telegraph here:
Internet sites could be given cinema-style age ratings as part of a Government crackdown on offensive and harmful online activity to be launched in the New Year, the Culture Secretary says. Andy Burnham says he believes that new standards of decency need to be applied to the web. He is planning to negotiate with Barack Obama’s incoming American administration to draw up new international rules for English language websites.
The Cabinet minister describes the internet as “quite a dangerous place” and says he wants internet-service providers (ISPs) to offer parents “child-safe” web services.
ISPs, such as BT, Tiscali, AOL or Sky could also be forced to offer internet services where the only websites accessible are those deemed suitable for children.
His plans to rein in the internet, and censor some websites, are likely to trigger a major row with online advocates who ferociously guard the freedom of the world wide web.
However, Mr Burnham said: “There is content that should just not be available to be viewed. That is my view. Absolutely categorical. This is not a campaign against free speech, far from it; it is simply there is a wider public interest at stake when it involves harm to other people. We have got to get better at defining where the public interest lies and being clear about it.”
It is too bad the UK is powerless to change the way that their government keeps tightening the screws on their freedoms. And even Barack Obama won’t touch the Internet with a massive effort to censor websites. So while Britain’s web users will eventually only be able to access Sesamestreet.org, we Americans will still have freedom of speech online. At least for now.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Obama-Pepsi Connection: Change That is Too Sweet and Still Not Refreshing
Dec 24th
When Obama rolled out his iconic logo when he was running for President, many people criticized him for having the audacity to market himself like a soft drink and even those on the left criticized him for ripping off the Pepsi logo.
Obama even held his convention at the Pepsi Center. Here is the original Pepsi logo.
And Here is the Obama logo.
Personally, I always thought that the Obama logo looked much more like the Japanese battle flag of World War 2, but I do understand how many people thought that Obama may have borrowed heavily from the Pepsi logo.
But now Pepsi may be stealing right back from the Obama campaign logo with its own rebranding. Check out what I saw in the grocery store yesterday:
The new pepsi logo looks just like the Obama logo, but now the white area, which to me looks like a sunrise, is offset. Watch when I rotate the logos and compare the two-
Are the Pepsi people trying to capitalize on Obama’s popularity? Both Obama and Pepsi are just fizzy failures. Whatever, I’m sticking to Diet Coke.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 6) Loading ...Illinois Governor Frog Marched for Selling Obama’s Senate Seat
Dec 9th
Stunning news out of Illinois. Democrat governor and friend of Barack Obama, Rod Blagojevich has been dragged out of his Chicago home for trying to sell the vacant Senate seat of Barack Obama to the highest political bidder. And to top that off, he may have been conspiring with President Elect Barack Obama to fill a cabinet position in Obama’s administration with someone who could contribute cash to Blagojevich or perhaps get him out of trouble with the federal investigation.
From the Star Tribune here:
Illinois Gov. Rod R. Blagojevich and his Chief of Staff, John Harris, were arrested today by FBI agents on federal corruption charges that they and others are engaging in ongoing criminal activity: conspiring to obtain personal financial benefits for Blagojevich by leveraging his sole authority to appoint a United States Senator and to obtain campaign contributions in exchange for official actions.
Blagojevich, 51, and Harris, 46, both of Chicago, were each charged with conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud and solicitation of bribery.
A 76-page FBI affidavit alleges that Blagojevich was heard on wiretaps during the last month conspiring to sell or trade Illinois’ U.S. Senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama for financial and other personal benefits for himself and his wife. He even wanted a cabinet post or ambassadorship for himself.
Regarding the Senate seat, Blagojevich, Harris and others have engaged in efforts to obtain personal gain, including financial gain, to benefit Blagojevich and his family through corruptly using Blagojevich’s sole authority to appoint a successor to the unexpired term of the President-elect’s former Senate seat.
If convicted, conspiracy to commit mail and wire fraud carries a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison, while solicitation of bribery carries a maximum of 10 years in prison, and each count carries a maximum fine of $250,000.
This is the type of government we can expect from Obama. He was breastfed on Chicago politics. How closely Obama has been conspiring with Blagojevich to fill his old Senate seat will certainly come out soon. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Obama enters office with an impeachment threat already hanging over his head? Also from this story, it said that Obama could smell the stink of corruption on Blaggie:
Blagojevich agreed it was unlikely that the President-elect would name him Secretary of Health and Human Services or give him an ambassadorship because of all of the negative publicity surrounding him.
HotAir is also blogging this here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama Phishers Now Targeting Classmates.Com
Dec 8th
The Obama Phishers, discussed here and here are changing tactics again to steal your personal information. At first they were using videos of hope and change to trick you into installing a fake flashplayer update. Then they moved to a BankofAmerica scam. Now they are circulating fake invitations to view a video at Classmates.Com.
Thanks again to Jose Nazario at Arbor here for the analysis:
The Gozi infostealer is running around, this time using new domains and a new lure: a “video invitation from your classmates”. This has been going on all week, too. In an email purporting to be from Classmates.com, you’re told to go look at a web page and join up. To view the video you need to .. you guessed it, download a new Flash player.
The reason the phishers keep using this tactic is first and foremost, because it works. People receive an email with a link to you in a video- well, whose curiousity wouldn’t be aroused? But this malware also works because Adobe has such crappy code! I run two bits of their software on my PC’s- the flash player and the acrobat reader. Both require such frequent updates it wouldn’t surprise a user that yet another version should be downloaded to view the content.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...New Tax Forms for 2008
Dec 3rd
The Obama administration has been busy redesigning the tax forms for the coming year, and below is a sample released from the Office of Management and Budget.
The Circled section, Wealth Reallocation, 6a through 6c states:
If you work hard to earn a decent living, bend over and see the worksheet on page 33 for instructions on how to take it up the ass. Attach Form 8974.
Check box B if you are a drain on society looking for government handouts.
Check box C if you voted for John McCain in the 2008 Presidential Election.
Note that checking box C means you forfeit your deductions. Thanks to Robb for the copy of the form!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Hope and Change to Kill For
Dec 3rd
Just what kind of deranged people support Barack Obama? How ’bout a wild-haired loon who shoots D-list actresses in the face?
That’s right, Phil Spector, who shot Lana Clarkson right in the nose, wore this big Obama button for his appearance in court for his retrial of murder. What’s he trying to do, appeal to the liberals in the jury? And this one is kinda old. Michelle Malkin is highlighting some new Obama pins here.
Here’s a closeup. Thanks to BWE for the pix!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Symantec’s John Thompson Drives Company Into Ditch; Flees on Foot
Nov 18th
John Thompson spent the past five years heading Symantec Corporation, and the stock has not moved one dime. His strategy has been to gobble up companies through a series of Mergers and Acquisitions, and one company, in particular- Veritas- cost the company so much money in lost stocks and confidence, it never recovered.
Now after five years of floundering leadership, more worthless acquisitions, and massive layoffs, John Thompson is finally calling it quits, or at least that is what the press reported. There is a high likelihood that the board of directors finally pushed him out. Other rumors say he has to divest his interests now in order to be considered for a cabinet position with the Obama administration.
In Nov 2003, the stock price was 13 bucks per share. Today, five years later, the stock closed at 12 bucks per share. As a comparison, over the same period of time, McAffee went from 13 bucks per share to 32 bucks per share. If that doesn’t prove that John Thompson drove his Big Yellow company into a ditch, nothing does.
Thompson hand-picked his successor, Enrique Salem, who, on a recent all hands call, said that the recent downturn in the economy was good, because the new Obama administration would likely bring “new roads projects.” And guys who use jackhammers to build roads were Symantec’s target customers.
I just hope “Joe the Jackhammer” puts his investment money into a company with a proven record of growth.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Congrats to New Squirrel President
Nov 9th
After a very long election season and one of the highest voter turnouts among the forests, parks, and neighborhoods around the country, the squirrels have picked a new leader. It is the half-black, half-white Squako Gomma, who ran on a platform of redistributing nuts from enterprising squirrels who hoard them to lowlife lazy squirrels who don’t have any nuts stored for the winter.
The victory came despite the best efforts of his opponents to paint him as the illegitimate offspring of a Skunk and a Squirrel or a “squnk” as the worst of the smears went.
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Obama to Iraqi Puppies: No Shade for You!
Nov 7th
President-Elect Barack Obama was outraged today by a photograph of a cute little puppy dog snoozing under the hat of an American servicemember in Iraq.
“That Iraqi forces fail to provide shade for their own puppies is one of the worst failures of the Bush administration.” Obama then went on to vow that he would immediately withdraw all military clothing from the nation of Iraq as soon as he was sworn in on January 20th.
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(10 votes, average: 5.60 out of 6) Loading ...More Proof Obama is God
Nov 7th
People are naming their kids after him. Hispanics name their children Jesus. Arabs name their children Mohommad. Lots of Catholics name their daughters Mary. Democrats, it seems, are naming their newborn future welfare recipients “Barack” and “Obama.” “Hussein” is strangely absent.
From the adoring AP here:
Barack Obama may have a “funny name,” as he once said — but it might just catch on among the nation’s newborns.
A Florida couple became among the country’s first to bestow it on their child. Sanjae Obama Fisher was born at 8 p.m. EST at Hollywood’s Memorial Regional Hospital to Patrick and Sasha Hall Fisher. It was the father’s idea. But mom still got to watch the election, after 14 hours at the hospital.
In Arkansas, Benjamin Barack Kimbrough was born at 2:35 p.m. CDT on Election Day to Walter and Adria Kimbrough.
In Maryland, a mother who went into labor Tuesday after voting for Obama named her newborn daughter for the Obama girls. Lakisha Brown of Joppa, was so struck by the love Obama showed to his daughters, that she decided to name her baby after Obamas’ two girls, 7-year-old Sasha and Malia, 10. Brown gave birth to Sasha Malia Ann Taylor at 12:36 a.m. Wednesday at Greater Baltimore Medical Center.
Yeah, only JesusBarack loves his daughters. And judging by the newborn girl’s last names of “Ann Taylor,” the mom also was struck by the adoration she has for a pair of shoes she saw at the Mall.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 6) Loading ...Still Hung Over From Obama Celebrations
Nov 6th
Well, I wasn’t happy that Obama won, but when everyone starts passing out free beers, you drink them. Mainly, my back is still sore from all those TV’s I was loading onto the truck. Click below to see what I mean.
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