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	<title>BelchSpeak &#187; MOTY</title>
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		<title>Getaway Fail</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/03/06/getaway-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 21:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Jamie Craft. She lives in the Podunk Town of Jonesboro, Arkansas. She got blitzed, drove home, and crashed her car into her nifty Mobile Home. When cops came to arrest her, she was naked from the waist down, and tried to flee police on her son&#8217;s battery-operated toy Power Wheels truck. From KTLA here:&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meet Jamie Craft. She lives in the Podunk Town of Jonesboro, Arkansas. She got blitzed, drove home, and crashed her car into her nifty Mobile Home. When cops came to arrest her, she was naked from the waist down, and tried to flee police on her son&#8217;s battery-operated toy Power Wheels truck.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jamie_craft.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jamie_craft.jpg" alt="jamie_craft" width="482" height="373" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13813" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://ktla.com/2013/03/05/half-naked-dui-suspect-tries-to-flee-in-toy-truck/">KTLA here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A 28-year-old woman is facing criminal charges after allegedly trying to flee the scene of a car crash in her son’s battery operated toy truck.</p>
<p>Police say Jamie Craft was drunk when she crashed her Grand Am into the side of a mobile home.</p>
<p>Witness say Craft <strong>got out of the car and jumped on to Power Wheels truck and sped off.</strong></p>
<p>According to police, Craft was pretty irate when they caught up with her as well as <strong>being without any pants.</strong></p>
<p>They say she was also very drunk, with a blood alcohol level of .217, which is 3 times the legal limit.</p>
<p>Craft is facing charges ranging from disorderly conduct to driving with a suspended license.</p></blockquote>
<p>Yee Haw! If she could remember what the hell happened to her, it would make a hell of a story to tell someone some day.
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		<title>Parents of 6 YO Tranny Sue School Over Potty Privileges</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/02/27/parents-of-6-yo-tranny-sue-school-over-potty-privileges/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2013 20:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Democrat attention whore parents in Colorado deliberately raised their baby boy to be completely confused over his own sexual identity. And now they are suing a Colorado school district because the school wont let the little boy use the girls bathroom. From The Denver Post here: The parents of a transgender 6-year-old have filed a&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Democrat attention whore parents in Colorado deliberately raised their baby boy to be completely confused over his own sexual identity.  And now they are suing a Colorado school district because the school wont let the little boy use the girls bathroom.  </p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/coymathis.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/coymathis-e1361994273517.jpg" alt="coymathis" width="500" height="374" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-13749" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.denverpost.com/ci_22674172/transgender-fountain-1st-grader-banned-from-girls-bathroom">The Denver Post here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The parents of a <strong>transgender 6-year-old</strong> have filed a complaint with the Colorado Civil Rights Division because Eagleside Elementary School in Fountain banned the first-grader from using the girls&#8217; restroom.</p>
<p>The child, Coy Mathis, was born male but identifies as female. He had attended the school since December 2011 before <strong>being pulled out by his parents</strong>.</p>
<p>Coy Mathis wears girls&#8217; clothing, and students and staff used female pronouns when referring to her. But Fountain-Fort Carson administrators decided over winter break that the child should use the boys&#8217; restroom, the staff&#8217;s restroom or the one in the school nurse&#8217;s office.</p>
<p>That decision took into account &#8220;not only Coy, but other students in the building, their parents and the future impact a boy, with male genitals, using a girls&#8217; bathroom would have as Coy grew older,&#8221; Kelly wrote in a Dec. 28 letter to Silverman.</p>
<p>Kathryn Mathis, the Mom said, &#8220;This automatically singles her out and stigmatizes her,&#8221; she said. &#8220;It <strong>sets her up for future harassing and bullying, and creates an unsafe environment.</strong> The school has a wonderful opportunity to teach students that differences are OK, and we should embrace their differences, instead of teaching them to discriminate against someone who is a little different.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Any risk of bullying or an unsafe learning environment is strictly due to these attention-whoring parents&#8217; deliberate twisting of gender identity in their child&#8217;s mind.  </p>
<p>A little google searching turned up <a href="http://visionarymom.com/an-interview-with-kathryn-mathis/">this interview of Kathryn Mathis</a> from three years ago when her &#8220;little girl&#8221; was still a little boy.  Turns out the kid is autistic, and one of three triplets, the sister is brain-damaged from an accident when the child was four-months old.  I know its not an easy life to raise 5 children with at least half of them requiring special needs, but refusing to get counselling for the gender-confused boy and suing the school system instead seems pretty despicable.</p>
<p>And there is plenty of hate pouring onto Kathryn Mathis&#8217; facebook page too:</p>
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		<title>Impatient Liberals Claim Donald Duck is Racist</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/02/11/impatient-liberals-claim-donald-duck-is-racist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/02/11/impatient-liberals-claim-donald-duck-is-racist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 16:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[MOTY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have a little kid and visit one of the Disney resorts, be prepared to wait in long lines to have your kid meet a character. You have to be patient, and that&#8217;s one quality I tend to lack in crowds, especially when there are more fun things to do that meet a big&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have a little kid and visit one of the Disney resorts, be prepared to wait in long lines to have your kid meet a character.  You have to be patient, and that&#8217;s one quality I tend to lack in crowds, especially when there are more fun things to do that meet a big furry.  But black liberals think they shouldn&#8217;t have to wait more than 3 minutes to get the attention of a big duck, and when their patience runs out, they scream racism.</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2276002/Second-family-accuses-Disneyland-racism-Donald-Duck-refuses-hug-son.html">the DailyMail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The second family in as little as a week has come forward with <strong>allegations that a Disneyland character snubbed them because they were black.</strong> </p>
<p>The White family said they took their son, Ryder, to Disneyland to celebrate his birthday in December. The day was going well until Razzi White, 5, walked up to a performer in a Donald Duck costume at the park&#8217;s Main Street. </p>
<p>Nastasia claims that rather than play with her son, Donald <strong>deliberately walked away from him to play with a white baby in a stroller</strong>.</p>
<p>The Whites said they waited patiently for their turn &#8211; long enough that even the baby&#8217;s parents urged Donald to play with Razzi &#8211; but Donald ignored them.<br />
Nastasia asked for picture, but says Donald instead went to a young white girl on a bench on hugged her.</p>
<p>Finally the family <strong>gave up and left, only to turn back and see Donald hugging the white children that had been waiting behind her</strong>.</p>
<p>White told reporters at ABC 10 News that Razzi asked her: &#8221;Why didn&#8217;t Donald want to take a picture with me?&#8217; Inside, I wanted to cry. <strong>This was discrimination.&#8217;</strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Dumbasses.  The character simply paid attention to the next people in line, regardless of their color.  They jumped out of line after three minutes and taught their child that white people are evil.  There&#8217;s your racism.  If you raise your child to hate someone because of the color of their skin, its racist.  By suing Disneyland because you didn&#8217;t have the proper patience to wait in line is stupid, and to blame whitey is repugnant.  Nice parenting skills there Natasia White.
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		<title>Mother of the Year Gets Tased</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/01/29/mother-of-the-year-gets-tased/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 19:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really can&#8217;t believe that people in my country behave this way, but this is the culture of the Obama Voter. Welfare cheats have babies to boost income and then behave like hoodlums. These kids are already foul-mouthed and there is no way they will finish high school. The best part is at 3:33 when&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really can&#8217;t believe that people in my country behave this way, but this is the culture of the Obama Voter.  Welfare cheats have babies to boost income and then behave like hoodlums.  These kids are already foul-mouthed and there is no way they will finish high school.  The best part is at 3:33 when she goes stiff and topples from a LOLtastic tasering.  Not sure where the heck this place is located, but I&#8217;m pretty certain its not on anyone&#8217;s tourism bucketlist.</p>
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		<title>There are Definitely Worse Ways to Go</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/05/15/worse-ways/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 23:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Mom got to enjoy a beautiful Mother&#8217;s Day. She went to Church, taught Sunday School, sang in the choir, and enjoyed a nice lunch with my Dad, brother and sister-in-law. Then she went to the grocery store to pick up a few items, and, as is their custom, my parents took a nap on&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My Mom got to enjoy a beautiful Mother&#8217;s Day.  She went to Church, taught Sunday School, sang in the choir, and enjoyed a nice lunch with my Dad, brother and sister-in-law.  Then she went to the grocery store to pick up a few items, and, as is their custom, my parents took a nap on Sunday afternoon- my Mom in her big easy chair and my Dad in his reclining bed.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screenshot2.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screenshot2.jpg" alt="" title="Mom" width="341" height="319" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-11784" /></a></p>
<p>During her nap the Doctors think she experienced a moment of atrial fibrillation- just a simple irregular heartbeat that she had been tested for but never confirmed- and that abnormal rhythm may have caused some clotted blood to form in her heart and then get pumped into her brain, causing a massive stroke.  It was as if her lights had been blinked out.</p>
<p>For a while yesterday morning she was partially aware of her surroundings in the hospital.  Should could move one of her arms and could open her eyes and look around as best she could with partial paralysis.  She understood that her family was with her, despite her inability to speak.  As the doctors were explaining to us that her symptoms would render her permanently disabled, I could see a sadness or sorrow wash across her face.  Her greatest fear in life was that she would end up like her own mother- disabled and speechless from a stroke, and the idea briefly dawned on her that this was to be her fate as well.</p>
<p>I think it was at that moment that she prayed for the Lord to take her- and she has been in a deep coma ever since.  She is not on any life sustaining medical devices, or monitoring services in the quiet hospice area of the hospital.  As I write this, her breathing is becoming more and more strained as the swelling in her brain pushes against the critical functions of her brainstem.  Over all, it is probably not a bad way to leave the world.  At one moment you are having a very Happy Mother&#8217;s Day and the next its like the snap of the fingers and lights out.</p>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>All our deepest appreciation to the staff of <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Sentara">#Sentara</a> in Hampton for their compassion and care for our Mom. You&#8217;ve been wonderful.</p>
<p>&mdash; Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) <a href="https://twitter.com/BelchSpeak/status/202479500787859456" data-datetime="2012-05-15T19:24:09+00:00">May 15, 2012</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Time Still Prints Magazines?</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/05/10/time-still-prints-magazines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 03:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the digital age it is surprising that leftist publications still churn out such drivel. Time Magazine thinks they are going to cause a spike in readership by snapping a photo of a three-year-old breast feeding? And keep in mind that this was a fashion pose setting with a photographer that probably had to take&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the digital age it is surprising that leftist publications still churn out such drivel.  Time Magazine thinks they are going to cause a spike in readership by snapping a photo of a three-year-old breast feeding?  And keep in mind that this was a fashion pose setting with a photographer that probably had to take several poses before settling on the snapshot of the kid on the stool.  </p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/areyoumomenough.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/areyoumomenough.jpg" alt="" title="areyoumomenough" width="300" height="396" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-11746" /></a></p>
<p>If the photographer had to pose this woman multiple times, and park the kid on her tit, this is just stylized child porn, right?  Is the kid really eating?  She looks rather small breasted to be lactating.  Which makes this child porn, right?</p>
<p>And for an American rag, what&#8217;s up with the French and Cricket stories?
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		<title>MOTY: Happy Cinco DeMayo Mom Leaves Kid in Car to Chug Margaritas</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/05/07/moty-happy-cinco-demayo-mom-leaves-kid-in-car-to-chug-margaritas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 02:22:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This mother of the year left her two-year-old in a hot car to drink some margaritas at the Honkey Tonk. Too bad someone called the cops to ruin her day of salty and sour drinks.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This mother of the year left her two-year-old in a hot car to drink some margaritas at the Honkey Tonk.  Too bad someone called the cops to ruin her day of salty and sour drinks.</p>
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		<title>Not-So-Happy Meal</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/02/05/not-so-happy-meal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 07:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A North Carolina Mom learned the hard way what happens when you try to perform a denial of service attack on a McDonald&#8217;s Drive Thru by parking your car at the window and refusing to move. You get TASED and your kid goes to foster care. From the DailyMail here: Police used a Stun Gun&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A North Carolina Mom learned the hard way what happens when you try to perform a denial of service attack on a McDonald&#8217;s Drive Thru by parking your car at the window and refusing to move.  You get TASED and your kid goes to foster care.</p>
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<p>From the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096662/Shes-loving-Defiant-woman-tasered-McDonalds-drive-blocked-traffic-20-minutes.html">DailyMail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Police used a Stun Gun on a woman who had been <strong>blocking a McDonald’s drive-thru for more than 20 minutes</strong>.  Evangeline Lucca, 37, had cut the line and refused to leave before she was served.</p>
<p>Employees, meanwhile, refused to attend to Lucca because she cut the queue.</p>
<p>Lucca bypassed the order screen and the line at the fast food restaurant, instead pulling directly up to the pick-up window Friday afternoon.  They told her she had to go around and wait like everybody else did and place her order that way, they weren’t set up at the that window to taker her order.</p>
<p>The woman still refused to move, and police were called after that.  Employees told the paper that Lucca often tried to jump the line, but that they finally got sick of it.</p>
<p>When the deputies arrived, they said she was ‘defiant’ to them and was threatening them.  Deputies then performed a ‘drive stun’ on her, meaning the device was applied directly to her skin, rather than firing the Taser cartridge.</p>
<p>Her <strong>three-year-old daughter was with her and was taken into protective custody</strong>.</p></blockquote>
<p>Stupid woman waited 34 years to have a daughter, she can wait 5 minutes to buy her child a freakin&#8217; Happy Meal.  Now she can wait for visitation rights.  Actually, I&#8217;ve often been tempted to find out what would happen if you blocked a fast food drive-thru lane.  Nice to know now that I shouldn&#8217;t try that.
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		<title>Talking About Liposuction for Kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This jelly roll needs a few of those £7,000 vouchers to get the fat sucked out of her. And her miscreant child too. And just think, in a mere 10 years she can get beat up by her first black boyfriend live on the Jerry Springer show.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This jelly roll needs a few of those <a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/01/04/mother-of-the-year-gets-7yo-daughter-liposuction/">£7,000 vouchers</a> to get the fat sucked out of her.  And her miscreant child too.</p>
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<p>And just think, in a mere 10 years she can get beat up by her first black boyfriend live on the Jerry Springer show.
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		<title>Mother of the Year Gets 7YO Daughter Liposuction</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A despicable British woman, Sarah Burge, addicted to plastic surgery, got a voucher for her seven-year-old daughter to get liposuction. Yeesh. From the Dailymail here: A seven-year-old who received a voucher for a boob job on her last birthday has received yet another inappropriate gift from her surgery-obsessed mother: A £7,000 voucher for liposuction. Little&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A despicable British woman, Sarah Burge, addicted to plastic surgery, got a voucher for her seven-year-old daughter to get liposuction.  Yeesh.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/motyplastic.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/motyplastic-e1325711671525.jpg" alt="" title="motyplastic" width="575" height="519" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-10548" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2081674/Poppy-Burge-gets-liposuction-voucher-Human-Barbie-mum-Sarah-Christmas.html">the Dailymail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A seven-year-old who received a voucher for a boob job on her last birthday has received yet another inappropriate gift from her surgery-obsessed mother: A <strong>£7,000 voucher for liposuction</strong>. Little Poppy Burge received the gift in her Christmas stocking after her mother, a 51-year-old plastic surgery addict known as The Human Barbie, decided it would &#8216;come in handy&#8217;.</p>
<p>&#8216;I put the voucher in her stocking &#8211; there&#8217;s nothing wrong with that,&#8217; she said. &#8216;She asks for surgery all the time. She wants to look good and lipo is one of those procedures that will always come in handy. I see these vouchers as investing in her future &#8211; <strong>like saving money for her education</strong>.&#8217;</p>
<p>Miss Burge, who has <strong>spent more than £500,000 on her own surgical enhancements</strong> is determined to transform her daughter into a glamour model.</p></blockquote>
<p>This self absorbed freakish woman is going to ruin this child.  But then again, Poppy Burge is a solid 4 and needs all the help she can get.</p>
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