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		<title>There are Definitely Worse Ways to Go</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/05/15/worse-ways/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 23:44:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My Mom got to enjoy a beautiful Mother&#8217;s Day. She went to Church, taught Sunday School, sang in the choir, and enjoyed a nice lunch with my Dad, brother and sister-in-law. Then she went to the grocery store to pick up a few items, and, as is their custom, my parents took a nap on&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My Mom got to enjoy a beautiful Mother&#8217;s Day.  She went to Church, taught Sunday School, sang in the choir, and enjoyed a nice lunch with my Dad, brother and sister-in-law.  Then she went to the grocery store to pick up a few items, and, as is their custom, my parents took a nap on Sunday afternoon- my Mom in her big easy chair and my Dad in his reclining bed.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screenshot2.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screenshot2.jpg" alt="" title="Mom" width="341" height="319" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-11784" /></a></p>
<p>During her nap the Doctors think she experienced a moment of atrial fibrillation- just a simple irregular heartbeat that she had been tested for but never confirmed- and that abnormal rhythm may have caused some clotted blood to form in her heart and then get pumped into her brain, causing a massive stroke.  It was as if her lights had been blinked out.</p>
<p>For a while yesterday morning she was partially aware of her surroundings in the hospital.  Should could move one of her arms and could open her eyes and look around as best she could with partial paralysis.  She understood that her family was with her, despite her inability to speak.  As the doctors were explaining to us that her symptoms would render her permanently disabled, I could see a sadness or sorrow wash across her face.  Her greatest fear in life was that she would end up like her own mother- disabled and speechless from a stroke, and the idea briefly dawned on her that this was to be her fate as well.</p>
<p>I think it was at that moment that she prayed for the Lord to take her- and she has been in a deep coma ever since.  She is not on any life sustaining medical devices, or monitoring services in the quiet hospice area of the hospital.  As I write this, her breathing is becoming more and more strained as the swelling in her brain pushes against the critical functions of her brainstem.  Over all, it is probably not a bad way to leave the world.  At one moment you are having a very Happy Mother&#8217;s Day and the next its like the snap of the fingers and lights out.</p>
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>All our deepest appreciation to the staff of <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523Sentara">#Sentara</a> in Hampton for their compassion and care for our Mom. You&#8217;ve been wonderful.</p>
<p>&mdash; Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) <a href="https://twitter.com/BelchSpeak/status/202479500787859456" data-datetime="2012-05-15T19:24:09+00:00">May 15, 2012</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Time Still Prints Magazines?</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/05/10/time-still-prints-magazines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 03:32:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the digital age it is surprising that leftist publications still churn out such drivel. Time Magazine thinks they are going to cause a spike in readership by snapping a photo of a three-year-old breast feeding? And keep in mind that this was a fashion pose setting with a photographer that probably had to take&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the digital age it is surprising that leftist publications still churn out such drivel.  Time Magazine thinks they are going to cause a spike in readership by snapping a photo of a three-year-old breast feeding?  And keep in mind that this was a fashion pose setting with a photographer that probably had to take several poses before settling on the snapshot of the kid on the stool.  </p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/areyoumomenough.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/areyoumomenough.jpg" alt="" title="areyoumomenough" width="300" height="396" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-11746" /></a></p>
<p>If the photographer had to pose this woman multiple times, and park the kid on her tit, this is just stylized child porn, right?  Is the kid really eating?  She looks rather small breasted to be lactating.  Which makes this child porn, right?</p>
<p>And for an American rag, what&#8217;s up with the French and Cricket stories?
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		<title>MOTY: Happy Cinco DeMayo Mom Leaves Kid in Car to Chug Margaritas</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/05/07/moty-happy-cinco-demayo-mom-leaves-kid-in-car-to-chug-margaritas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 02:22:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This mother of the year left her two-year-old in a hot car to drink some margaritas at the Honkey Tonk. Too bad someone called the cops to ruin her day of salty and sour drinks. Like This Post? Rate it and tell your friends! Click the Share button below.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This mother of the year left her two-year-old in a hot car to drink some margaritas at the Honkey Tonk.  Too bad someone called the cops to ruin her day of salty and sour drinks.</p>
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		<title>Not-So-Happy Meal</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/02/05/not-so-happy-meal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 07:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A North Carolina Mom learned the hard way what happens when you try to perform a denial of service attack on a McDonald&#8217;s Drive Thru by parking your car at the window and refusing to move. You get TASED and your kid goes to foster care. From the DailyMail here: Police used a Stun Gun&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A North Carolina Mom learned the hard way what happens when you try to perform a denial of service attack on a McDonald&#8217;s Drive Thru by parking your car at the window and refusing to move.  You get TASED and your kid goes to foster care.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mcdonaldstaser.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mcdonaldstaser-e1328428031906.jpg" alt="" title="mcdonaldstaser" width="463" height="237" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-10833" /></a></p>
<p>From the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2096662/Shes-loving-Defiant-woman-tasered-McDonalds-drive-blocked-traffic-20-minutes.html">DailyMail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Police used a Stun Gun on a woman who had been <strong>blocking a McDonald’s drive-thru for more than 20 minutes</strong>.  Evangeline Lucca, 37, had cut the line and refused to leave before she was served.</p>
<p>Employees, meanwhile, refused to attend to Lucca because she cut the queue.</p>
<p>Lucca bypassed the order screen and the line at the fast food restaurant, instead pulling directly up to the pick-up window Friday afternoon.  They told her she had to go around and wait like everybody else did and place her order that way, they weren’t set up at the that window to taker her order.</p>
<p>The woman still refused to move, and police were called after that.  Employees told the paper that Lucca often tried to jump the line, but that they finally got sick of it.</p>
<p>When the deputies arrived, they said she was ‘defiant’ to them and was threatening them.  Deputies then performed a ‘drive stun’ on her, meaning the device was applied directly to her skin, rather than firing the Taser cartridge.</p>
<p>Her <strong>three-year-old daughter was with her and was taken into protective custody</strong>.</p></blockquote>
<p>Stupid woman waited 34 years to have a daughter, she can wait 5 minutes to buy her child a freakin&#8217; Happy Meal.  Now she can wait for visitation rights.  Actually, I&#8217;ve often been tempted to find out what would happen if you blocked a fast food drive-thru lane.  Nice to know now that I shouldn&#8217;t try that.
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		<title>Talking About Liposuction for Kids</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/01/05/talking-about-liposuction-for-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:22:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This jelly roll needs a few of those £7,000 vouchers to get the fat sucked out of her. And her miscreant child too. And just think, in a mere 10 years she can get beat up by her first black boyfriend live on the Jerry Springer show. Like This Post? Rate it and tell your&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This jelly roll needs a few of those <a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/01/04/mother-of-the-year-gets-7yo-daughter-liposuction/">£7,000 vouchers</a> to get the fat sucked out of her.  And her miscreant child too.</p>
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<p>And just think, in a mere 10 years she can get beat up by her first black boyfriend live on the Jerry Springer show.
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		<title>Mother of the Year Gets 7YO Daughter Liposuction</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2012/01/04/mother-of-the-year-gets-7yo-daughter-liposuction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A despicable British woman, Sarah Burge, addicted to plastic surgery, got a voucher for her seven-year-old daughter to get liposuction. Yeesh. From the Dailymail here: A seven-year-old who received a voucher for a boob job on her last birthday has received yet another inappropriate gift from her surgery-obsessed mother: A £7,000 voucher for liposuction. Little&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A despicable British woman, Sarah Burge, addicted to plastic surgery, got a voucher for her seven-year-old daughter to get liposuction.  Yeesh.</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2081674/Poppy-Burge-gets-liposuction-voucher-Human-Barbie-mum-Sarah-Christmas.html">the Dailymail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A seven-year-old who received a voucher for a boob job on her last birthday has received yet another inappropriate gift from her surgery-obsessed mother: A <strong>£7,000 voucher for liposuction</strong>. Little Poppy Burge received the gift in her Christmas stocking after her mother, a 51-year-old plastic surgery addict known as The Human Barbie, decided it would &#8216;come in handy&#8217;.</p>
<p>&#8216;I put the voucher in her stocking &#8211; there&#8217;s nothing wrong with that,&#8217; she said. &#8216;She asks for surgery all the time. She wants to look good and lipo is one of those procedures that will always come in handy. I see these vouchers as investing in her future &#8211; <strong>like saving money for her education</strong>.&#8217;</p>
<p>Miss Burge, who has <strong>spent more than £500,000 on her own surgical enhancements</strong> is determined to transform her daughter into a glamour model.</p></blockquote>
<p>This self absorbed freakish woman is going to ruin this child.  But then again, Poppy Burge is a solid 4 and needs all the help she can get.</p>
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		<title>Single Mom Skips Town for Two Days; Hires Kid Toucher on Craigslist to Babysit</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2011/11/22/single-mom-skips-town-for-two-days-hires-kid-toucher-on-craigslist-to-babysit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:51:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a tragic and bizarre story courtesy of Rob Taylor here. A stupid single Mom who needed to get out of town for a couple of nights turned to Craigslist to find her babysitter. As a shock to no one, the lowest bidder for overnight kid watching was a disgusting blinkie-eyed high voiced child&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a tragic and bizarre story courtesy of <a href="http://www.greenvilledragnet.com/surprise-child-molested-after-woman-hires-male-babysitter-on-craigslist/">Rob Taylor here</a>.  A stupid single Mom who needed to get out of town for a couple of nights turned to Craigslist to find her babysitter.  As a shock to no one, the lowest bidder for overnight kid watching was a disgusting blinkie-eyed high voiced child molester.  </p>
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<p>What a bad decision maker this failure of a mother is- can&#8217;t keep a man, can&#8217;t keep the support of family to watch the kids, and thinks that leaving town for a couple of nights is okay, and picks the worst possible babysitters, using the worst possible online resource.
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		<title>Idiot Occupiers Get Baby Taken by Child Protective Services</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2011/11/04/idiot-occupiers-get-baby-taken-by-child-protective-services/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 18:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an older couple too, someone who should have their pathetic lives well and squared away by now. But when you take an infant into a situation where you are surrounded by lowlifes, drug users, bums and commies, of course Child Protective Services will pay you the visit you deserve. From CBS here: A&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is an older couple too, someone who should have their pathetic lives well and squared away by now.  But when you take an infant into a situation where you are surrounded by lowlifes, drug users, bums and commies, of course Child Protective Services will pay you the visit you deserve.</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2011/11/04/cps-seizes-baby-from-occupy-dallas-site/">CBS here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p> A homeless family living at the ‘Occupy Dallas’ camp said that <strong>they will find a new place to stay</strong> in order to keep their baby. CBS 11 News was on the scene as officers with the Dallas Police Department and Child Protective Services took custody of the 9-month-old boy on Thursday afternoon.</p>
<p>Brian and Cathy Carpich said that they met with CPS and <strong>were told that the camp was, in their words, an unhealthy living environment.</strong> The couple cannot get their boy, Zachariah, back until their living situation improves.</p>
<p>There were plenty of tears coming from the family after they returned from a meeting with a woman who they called their CPS caseworker. “It’s not against the law,” pleaded Brian Carpich. “We’ve not broken any laws.”</p></blockquote>
<p>That kid probably has a much better chance at life living with foster parents than with anyone associated with Occupy Wall Street.
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		<title>Cruel Joke on Children Proves to Never Listen to Jimmy Kimmel</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2011 04:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an astonishingly cruel joke to play on a kid after Halloween, and Jimmy even expresses his own disbelief at the amount of crying. And all those parents doing this just to post a cruel video online for Jimmy Kimmel? What&#8217;s wrong with these parents? Like This Post? Rate it and tell your friends!&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is an astonishingly cruel joke to play on a kid after Halloween, and Jimmy even expresses his own disbelief at the amount of crying.</p>
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<p>And all those parents doing this just to post a cruel video online for Jimmy Kimmel?  What&#8217;s wrong with these parents?
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		<title>Banking Your Boobage</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 02:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Working mothers are outsourcing their breastmilk to total strangers on Facebook. So not only will they not stay home with the kids, they won&#8217;t pump themselves, and now they won&#8217;t bother to have the lactic libations screened for disease and drugs. From CBS here: Jessica Elways believes in the benefits of breast milk for her&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Working mothers are outsourcing their breastmilk to total strangers on Facebook.  So not only will they not stay home with the kids, they won&#8217;t pump themselves, and now they won&#8217;t bother to have the lactic libations screened for disease and drugs.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lactate.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lactate.jpg" alt="" title="lactate" width="420" height="316" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8262" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://boston.cbslocal.com/2011/02/23/breastfeeding-mothers-share-milk-with-other-moms/">CBS here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Jessica Elways <strong>believes in the benefits of breast milk for her seven month old daughter</strong> Penelope, but keeping a steady supply hasn’t been easy.</p>
<p>“I work 45 to 50 hours a week. My supply started to dip, and since I work in retail I can’t pump as much during the day,” she said.</p>
<p>She needed something other mothers have and <strong>turned to the Facebook</strong> site “Eats on Feets” to find it. Mothers like Jocelyn Tremblay who are willing to donate their breast milk.</p>
<p>The Mothers’ Milk Bank of New England, based in Newton said “There are times when moms can be transmitting things to babies they don’t even know about,” said Executive Director Naomi Bar-Yam. The milk bank screens and processes breast milk for distribution to needy babies for <strong>$4.25 an ounce</strong>.</p>
<p>Unlike a milk bank, “Eats on Feets” is an exchange with <strong>no regulations and no fee</strong>. Jessica Elways <strong>doesn’t mind the risk</strong>.  “I think breast milk has the most benefits, they <strong>get the antibodies</strong> they need,” she said. It’s a mother-to-mother bond that’s based on trust.</p></blockquote>
<p>If you breastfeed for the first few weeks the baby gets all of her antibodies she will need.  There is a reason women begin to dry up at 6 months-  the child&#8217;s dietary needs begin to change. Feeding your kid a stranger&#8217;s milk is dangerous and gross and absolutely unnecessary.  If she&#8217;s too poor to afford formula she can sign up for public assistance that will provide the milk the baby needs.</p>
<p>Thanks to Robb, who must have a google alert setup for things like &#8220;boobs in the news.&#8221;  His suggestion was to get in early on the &#8216;wimmin milkin&#8217; bidness.&#8217;
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