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8 Bit Iron Man Proves Movies Have Video Game Plot
May 26th
Iron Man is one of my favorite movies, but having it reduced to an 8-bit NES-style game can prove that these elaborate movies are really no more imaginative than Ms. Pacman.
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Loading ...Crazy Suffolk Mom Moons Schoolbus; Gets Jailtime
May 24th
A scrawny woman, upset that he kid can’t behave on the schoolbus, thought she’d pick a fight with the bus driver who complained about her son’s behavior. She mooned the bus driver and earned a jail sentence.
Suffolk mom accused of mooning school bus
From HamptonRoads here:
A mother of a middle school student was convicted of disorderly conduct this week after mooning her son’s bus driver and the roughly 45 students riding the bus.
Lisa Marie Grant, 34, of Suffolk was sentenced to six months in jail with all but one month suspended and fined $250 for the misdemeanor, according to court records.
Also on Tuesday, a General District Court judge found Grant not guilty of an indecent exposure charge.
Lisa is 34 but looks like she’s had a rough life already. And nice hair color for the TV interview. Some advice- Behave.
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Bongs Away!! Amanda Bynes Arrested For Throwing Bong Out HighRise NYC Window
May 24th
Former Nickelodeon TV star and current Choom Gang hottie Amanda Bynes was arrested by police for drug possession, endangering the public and tampering with evidence. Cops went to investigate the roiling cloud of pot smoke from her high-rise apartment and a choking, red-eyed Bynes threw a foot-long bong out the 36 story window into the streets below. And she wore this ridiculous blonde wig to disguise herself:
From the DailyMail here:
Amanda Bynes was taken away by police in handcuffs after being arrested for reckless endangerment after throwing a foot-long bong out of the window of her 36th floor New York apartment.
The incident came after police arrived to speak to the troubled actress about her alleged marijuana use on Thursday night.
She was then taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation before being booked at the police station for criminal of possession of marijuana, reckless endangerment and tampering with evidence.
If she keeps smoking all that dope she’ll never lose the weight. Pot make you Howngry, or so I’m told.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Siri Hates This Fat Nerd
May 23rd
Just like so many other people!
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Crowder Explains Jesus VS Muhammad
May 21st
It was nice knowing Steven Crowder. Speaking truth to hate like this will certainly earn him a fatwa. Enjoy.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Asian Drivers Are Big Problem in Asia
May 20th
Watch the guy on the scooter. He hits everything he can- three cars, another scooter, a bus, and finally the spot you really hope he hits.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Dirty Hippies Really Hate Clown Sharks
May 17th
Nothing harshes the buzz of a long-haired hippie like the appearance of the dreaded Clown Shark.
Thanks to Dan for the tip!
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Creepiest Spine Adjustments Ever
May 15th
And WTF is this guy doing with his fingers in this lady’s mouth??
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Cripples Make the Best Disney Tour Guides
May 14th
If you think its awful that society makes handicapped people sort through glas bottles at the recycling center, then why not take a gimp with you to Disney? You get instant cuts to the front of the line.
From the Post here:
Some wealthy Manhattan moms have figured out a way to cut the long lines at Disney World — by hiring disabled people to pose as family members so they and their kids can jump to the front, The Post has learned.
The “black-market Disney guides” run $130 an hour, or $1,040 for an eight-hour day.
“My daughter waited one minute to get on ‘It’s a Small World’ — the other kids had to wait 2 1/2 hours,” crowed one mom, who hired a disabled guide through Dream Tours Florida.
“You can’t go to Disney without a tour concierge,’’ she sniffed. “This is how the 1 percent does Disney.”
The woman said she hired a Dream Tours guide to escort her, her husband and their 1-year-old son and 5-year-old daughter through the park in a motorized scooter with a “handicapped” sign on it. The group was sent straight to an auxiliary entrance at the front of each attraction.
Disney allows each guest who needs a wheelchair or motorized scooter to bring up to six guests to a “more convenient entrance.”
A thousand bucks per day and a free trip to Disney? If I was disabled, this would be a dream job. But as a Pro Tip, if you have to wait 2.5 hours for the Small World ride, shoot yourself in the face. You are doing Disney wrong. There’s a thing called fast passes and magic hours.
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Shocker: Dalton Newhouse Fries Himself Shooting Down Electric Lines
May 13th
Meet Dalton Newhouse. He’s a West Virginia Trailer-dwelling gun nut and loves to shoot anything with feathers or fur. He is such a great shot that he can even shoot down high tension power lines. His idea to shoot down power lines to sell the copper worked out about as well as you could imagine for this genius. Dalton went to those happy hunting grounds in the sky when he picked up the power line and ate 50,000 volts.
From the Charleston Gazette here:
22-year-old Dalton Newhouse of Oak Hill, and an accomplice, used a rifle to shoot down a high-tension power transmission line, police said. They planned to strip the line of its copper wiring and sell it.
When Newhouse picked up the wire, it killed him instantly, according to a news release. His accomplice was identified as Charles Raymond Norris, 22, of Oak Hill, who was arrested Wednesday.
Norris was charged with attempting to commit a felony, conspiracy to commit a felony and disruption of a public utility.
He was arraigned in Fayette County Magistrate Court, where he posted his own bail.
Appalachian Power spokesman Phil Moye said about 50 customers were without electricity for three hours. He called copper thefts a “tragedy” and urged would-be thieves to think twice.
Its a real shame if this idiot left family behind but he really got what he deserved. Man, this blog post just reminded me that I need to get batteries for my Blu-Ray remote.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...CNN Faking the News
May 9th
Ashleigh Banfield of CNN fakes a satellite hookup to Nancy Grace to discuss the Jody Arias case. But in reality, they are both in the same parking lot. You can see the same vehicles go by in the background. Do you think CNN actually sent the satellite uplink into space and back down just to connect two separate news crews together while they were in the same location?
And libs love to call Fox News “Faux News.” The ones that are faking it is CNN.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Cleveland’s Hero Charles Ramsey Gets Songified
May 8th
This Dead Giveaway video is hilarious.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Leftists Spew Hate When a Vegan Eats Meat
May 7th
Morgan Spurlock’s wife had had enough with the vegan diet. Can’t a girl eat a cheeseburger? Some chicken? An egg? And when she announced that people are responsible for their own diets, militant vegans dumped hate all over her. And it sure was lulzy.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...A Bad Day Fishing Is Still Better Than a Good Day Working
May 6th
I really do wish I had more opportunities to fish. But then again this guy might want more opportunities to work. Ya gotta admire his grace under pressure and his inability to swear.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...A Cinco de Mayo Look at May Day
May 5th
Those Occupy leftists and looters are still running around. They took to the streets on Communism’s biggest day- May 1st, to harass, create mayhem and destruction. Leftists are rarely peaceful or tolerant in their orchestrated chantings and riots. Greg Gutfeld points this out:
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Christie Squashes a Spider; PETA Has the Sads
May 5th
Governor Chris Christie had a gaggle of schoolkids in his office when they spotted a spider on his desk. Gov. Christie leaped into action and now PETA is butthurt for the critter.
From TPM here:
In a statement provided to TPM, Ingrid Newkirk, president of People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals, described Christie’s killing of the spider as a thoughtless act.
“He probably did it without thinking. Some people put the spider outside, but spiders are often scary to people, and that can prevent them from pondering their worth,” Newkirk said.
Its hilarious that PETA should condemn squashing a spider. After all, they regularly kill animals and even illegally dump them in grocery store dumpsters. Newkirk will condemn a Republican governor but is silent on the abuses of her own employees.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...I Hate Arabic Music- Except This
May 3rd
The shrill warbling, the horrible sitars, the tinny cymbals, and the ungodly hours the music gets blasted- all of the arabic music is simply scathing to my ears. Except for this…
Remember, you can’t fire your RPG if you are making fart sounds with your armpits.
(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...11 AM Music: Adam Buxton – “The Counting Song”
Apr 30th
This starts off like a kid’s song but quickly goes sideways and all-too realistic. And yeah, I’e been counting a lot of these things lately.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...500 Yard Drive- Down the Cart Path
Apr 29th
You don’t see too many 500 yard drives- but this golf ball keeps rolling down the cart path to setup a short second shot.
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