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Pumpkin Experimentation
Oct 23rd
The Pumpkin Centipede is the least happy jack-o-lantern I’ve seen in years.
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Loading ...Guy on a Buffalo Goes on a Vengeance Rampage!
Oct 18th
The long-awaited final installment of the Guy on a Buffalo, who is fighting a mean case of gunshot wound, but is made better by the healing power of racoon dumplings. Sounds crazy, but its true!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Howard Stern Laughs at the OWS Idiots
Oct 17th
Just listen to these moronic kids. Shame on them for being so stupid; for wasting their parents’ money on an indoctrination to liberalism instead of some decent education.
But those parents who send their kids to liberal schools deserve to waste those thousands on these idiot children. They should have raised them with a better understanding about how the world works.
Thanks to HotAir for the link.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Of Course the Preacher’s Wife Won’t Swallow
Oct 15th
Cause that would be a sin? A nasty question on the Family Feud.
And who knew the Family Feud was still on the air? What happened to Richard Dawson? But at least Montel Williams is looking healthy again, huh?
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Little Known Fact: The Japanese Don’t Have a Concept of Insurance
Oct 14th
And this game show proves it. I have no idea what this is about, but it involves stairs, huge vats of KY, projectiles and old people sliding down stairs.
The winner of the gameshow gets a free trip to the chiropractor.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Remy Occupies DC
Oct 9th
Remy provides the anthem this generation of slackers has been waiting for:
To see Remy’s other awesome songs, click here.
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Government Has Retarded Rules
Oct 9th
For instance, you’d think that when a man left the planet for the first time and returned to the Earth from the Moon, he wouldn’t have to fill out any stupid paperwork to be readmitted to the United States of America- but you’d be wrong. Ernest Murai of the customs office made Neil Armstrong and his crew go through customs.
Thanks to Neatorama for the link.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Taiwanese Animators Tackle OccupyWallStreet
Oct 7th
I love how they show that this group of rich white kids use mad libs to come up with their list of demands.
Yep, its just like the tea party- if you take away all the personal responsibility, diversity, and hygiene.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...California Pot Dispensaries Not Paying Their Fair Share in Taxes
Oct 5th
Its time to march, my friends. There is a whole class of people who are filthy rich and are flaunting their wealth in the faces of everyone else, and they are documented as cheating the IRS and are complaining when asked to pay their fair share to the government. Who are these rich scofflaws? Pot dispensary owners, that’s who.
From Fox here:
A San Francisco Bay area medical marijuana dispensary that promotes itself as the world’s largest has been hit with a $2.4 million tax bill following an audit by the Internal Revenue Service.
The back taxes, penalties and interest levied against Harborside Health Center came after the IRS examined its returns for 2007 and 2008 and determined a 1982 tax code prohibiting cost deductions for businesses that traffic in illegal drugs applies to the dispensary.
Harborside is a spa-like fixture on Oakland’s waterfront with 94,114 registered customers and 84 full-time employees that offers an average of 30 varieties of medical marijuana every day and has $22 million in annual sales.
DeAngelo, the subject of an upcoming Discovery Channel reality show, said the write-offs disallowed by the IRS included standard operating costs such as rent, payroll, employee health insurance and licensing fees.
DeAngelo has until Dec. 22 to contest the audit in tax court. The IRS has told him it is now reviewing Harborside’s returns for 2009 and 2010.
DeAngelo said he does not have the $2.4 million the IRS wants. Like all legal medical marijuana dispensaries in California, Harborside operates as a nonprofit corporation while paying state sales taxes and a 5 percent local tax to Oakland — for a total of $3.1 million this year, he said.
“We would be happy to pay taxes like every other business does,” he said. “No business, including Harborside, could survive if it’s taxed on its gross revenue. All we want is to be treated like every other business in America.”
“What the taxing authorities are losing sight of is if you tax these places out of business and make it so they can’t compete.”
Yep, that’s the same bullshit excuse big oil has. We need to force Bit Pot to pay their fair share like anyone else. Lets march on these so-called medical facilities, smash their windows, burn their illegally harvested carbon-based product, and bring democracy back to America!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...How Guys Start Riding Buffalos
Oct 5th
I think it has something to do with buffalo wrangling and a broken horse, but I’m still not sure.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Who Wants to Motorboat?
Oct 4th
I think the tenderloin on this pig is a little on the fatty side.
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Betcha didn’t know that KFC lard is mined from here.
When one butt isn’t enough, bring a backup.
This one ate the elephant god.
Gotta catch a taxi to the local McCurry.
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OMG There Really Are Black Protestors at Occupy Wall Street
Oct 2nd
As proof, the NYC cops reach into the vast crowd of white hipsters and arrest the only black guy protesting on the Brooklyn Bridge.
You can see the video here. Why are all of these leftists protesting against he first black president? Does this make them racist?
Seriously thought, mob actions only end one way, and that’s with violence. It will come, as all leftist ideas of looting from the rich, always does.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...I Love Guys on Buffalos Who Can Bitch Slap Cougars
Oct 1st
And rescue babies and what not.
How can one man rescue orphans and fight mountain lions? Because he’s on a Buffaloooooo!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Longest Episode of Punk’d Finally Comes to an End
Sep 30th
According to our favorite Taiwanese Animators.
I love the cougar attack.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...I Love Guys on Buffalos Who Give Indians What Fer
Sep 29th
Adam Savage from MythBusters tweeted this awesome video.
I would watch this as a TV show over any other reality series. Get right on that, CBS.
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The Boston Redsox Tasty Meltdown
Sep 29th
Im not a huge baseball fan. I’m a fan of pubs, however. They play baseball on the TVs in pubs, and baseball fans go there to watch the game and drink beer. As a huge fan of pubs, the only thing more annoying than a die-hard Yankees fan is a Redsox fan. Hearing that they completely choked and even lost to the Baltimore Orioles makes me want to taste the tears of sorrow of every Redsox fan, but I won’t because those fans are stupid, talk funny, and probably have blood-borne illnesses, so keep those tears away from me, thankyouverymuch.
Twitter has been a hoot today too as everyone is either crying or laughing at the BoSox collapse. Dennis Leary hilariously tweeted:
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Best New Kids’ Games: CSI
Sep 26th
I used to only play tag, hide and seek and on special occasion, Red Rover. Now all the cool kids are playing a special game called “CSI” and the winner gets to have big sis’ room.
From NYDailyNews here:
An 11-year-old girl in Indiana accidentally shot her 14-year-old sister in the head with a shotgun while “playing CSI,” authorities said Sunday.
The incident occurred Saturday morning while the two siblings were home alone, according to the Logansport Pharos-Tribune. The older sibling survived and is hospitalized, but her condition was not released.
The pellets from the “20-gauge shotgun” passed through a door jam before striking the 14-year-old. This likely caused the injuries to be less severe.
Just like in CSI, the game involves lying to the investigators until the forensics teams sends the kids to live with foster parents.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Pepper Spraying Hippie Chicks
Sep 25th
This is awesome. Apparently the day of rage continues (who knew?) and a bunch of hippie chicks allowed their cycles to synch up during a march on to find a better tampon or something. The only solution is to round them up and cover up the smell of patchouli oil with cayenne pepper spray.
I’d love to set my ringtone to be the voice of a wailing hippie chick.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Africa is Hell on Earth: Kenyan Firefighters are teh Fail
Sep 23rd
Meanwhile, back in Obama’s hometown of “Kiddie Kiddie Kiambu Kenya,” his kinsmen struggle to put out a three story apartment fire. The first firetruck didn’t have enough water. The second firetruck pumped a little water and then the firetruck just burst into flames.
Dang, I can’t help but hear the theme to the Three Stooges while I watch this.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Taiwanese Say: Jesse Jackson Craved Gay Sex From Staffer
Sep 22nd
Now I know why Jesse Jackson calls his professional “shakedown” outfit “Rainbow Push.” A Rainbow Push is how you evacuate a bloody inseminated stools- just ask any bottom. But push too hard, you wind up with a pink sock. Maybe that’s how victims of Jesse Jackson’s racial shakedown operations feel?
That staffer sure doesn’t seem to be asking for very much. He should up his claim to at least 10 million bucks.
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