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Occupy WallStreet Now Chanting: Bring Out Your Dead!
Nov 11th
The corpses are piling up at Occupy Wall Street Tent Cities across this great land. Most of the deaths are self-inflicted- two by drug overdose in Portland, one by a failed, albeit hilarious, attempt to catch a bullet with his mouth in Vermont, one gunned down in Oakland, and now one dead in Salt Lake City. A 53 year old leftist was found dead in a filthy tent in New Orleans too, and he had been dead for two days before the smell rose to a noticeable level among the trash and detritus of the occupiers there.
The occupy movements won’t stop, however, until the mobs that are assembled are finally able to get their human sacrifice at the hands of the police or National Guard. Once that lulzy dream of a violent confrontation with the man is attained, then the camps will come down.
Personally, I hope a thousand more Occupiers die. I believe strongly in the survival of the species, and nothing strengthens the genepool like killing off the weak and stupid.
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Pecking Order at Dog, Inc.
Nov 7th
Saw this over at Sad Hill News and just LOL’ed.
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Remember When Sally Jesse Was Hot?
Nov 7th
Here is a young Sally Jesse Raphael when she was a super model in 1978:
But this bitch hit the wall hard, like whoa!
BTW I LOL’ed when I heard Justin Bieber was being sued for paternity. Should be dismissed immediately since you simply cannot knock up a guy, no matter how hard you bugger ‘em.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Sunday Music: The 53% Rap Song
Nov 6th
This rap song is a huge middle finger to the spoiled commies at the Occupy rallies around the country. I love this, and bravo to the great people behind this.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Cruel Joke on Children Proves to Never Listen to Jimmy Kimmel
Nov 3rd
This is an astonishingly cruel joke to play on a kid after Halloween, and Jimmy even expresses his own disbelief at the amount of crying.
And all those parents doing this just to post a cruel video online for Jimmy Kimmel? What’s wrong with these parents?
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I Suxor at Bowling
Nov 3rd
I am that guy who joined a bowling league to meet people and get better at bowling. After three years on a league, my average went from a 132 to a 113, so I had to quit. On rare occasions, like tonight, I like to visit bowling alleys to remind myself why I don’t allow myself to bowl anymore. If you follow me on Twitter, you already know the story. If not, read the tweets from the bottom up.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Feds Want to Ban Licorice for Halloween
Oct 31st
I’m the only one in my family that enjoys the black jellybeans and will eat black licorice. Now the FDA is attempting to claim that it is somehow bad for you- courtesy of the Taiwanese Animators.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...Roofing Accident
Oct 31st
This is an old joke, but Mark Price’s response was hilarious.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Happy Halloween! Night of the Little Dead
Oct 30th
Penn Jillette and Adam Savage star in a horror short directed by Teller. Its funny, quirky and of course, gory.
By the way, to me, all midgets pretty much look like that.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...A Blonde Girl Solves the Global Warming Problem
Oct 30th
Someone should punch her teachers in the face.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...The Occupy Movement Spoofed to Sell Jeeps
Oct 30th
This is hilarious.
Doug Powers writes on his blog:
What started as a quest to end corporate greed, slow the onslaught of jack-booted capitalism, outlaw the audacity of wanting to keep the fruits of ones labor, and to convince Alec Baldwin to buy them all Che Guevara t-shirts and charge them to his Capital One card is instead being turned into a sales pitch to allow the greedy to make even more money. Worse yet, to make money selling things that are choking Mother Earth with their fumes.
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Hitchcock’s Angry Birds
Oct 27th
Saw this over at Threadless, and it was pretty awesome. Didn’t get the tshirt, however.
I realized the other day when I picked up my kid from Pre-K that the most popular animated characters in the world in the eyes of a 4 year old is the Angry Birds. I had on an Angry Birds t-shirt and all of the kids in my kid’s class squealed when they saw it and had to tell me they loved the game on their Dad’s iPad and iPhones.
So I did what any responsible adult would do in a similar situation: I took credit for creating the game. Yep. Now all the kids in the school think Cartney is awesome because his Dad made Angry Birds. Little kids are so stupid.
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Fatty Chas Bono Booted Off Dancing With the Stars’ Fat Sexually Confused Kids Show
Oct 26th
Fatty sexually confused Chastity Bono went on TV to complain that she was ‘bullied’ by judges on the Dancing show because of her freakish weight. One judge even described her dancing as “penguin like.”
Stuff a fat tranny in a tuxedo, and she will look like a dancing penguin.
From the DailyMail here:
Chaz Bono braved controversy to be the first transgender contestant on Dancing with the Stars, but he revealed in an interview today that it was jibes over his weight that troubled him the most.
But it wasn’t from ignorant, faceless haters that the 42-year-old faced these attacks, but rather from the show’s judges, whom Bono has blasted as ‘disrespectful.’
The only child of Cher, 65 , and the late Sonny Bono, told Good Morning America: ‘I was called a basketball, a penguin, an Ewok, and I just didn’t appreciate it.’
Chastity Bono still has entire buffets she must eat, so I’m sure she isn’t done with whoring herself out on reality TV yet. What’s next? Biggest loser? Celebrity rehab to treat addiction to cheeseburgers? Oh, I know, she’s going back to her old gig: Racing Mario down that ice slide.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Herman Cain Sings the Beatles
Oct 24th
This is so awesome on so many levels. First, Cain pokes fun at a liberal anthem- John Lennon’s Imagine. And he sings about pizza, something he loves and something that made him a lot of money due to his outstanding leadership. And he can really sing. If you’ve ever been to a corporate back-patting party, this is by far, not the lamest thing to see at a corporate event, especially for 1991.
Skip to 3:00 in the video to see the beginning of the song.
The worst song you could sing to your fellow employees and stockholders? Symantec still has that record.
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Pumpkin Experimentation
Oct 23rd
The Pumpkin Centipede is the least happy jack-o-lantern I’ve seen in years.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Guy on a Buffalo Goes on a Vengeance Rampage!
Oct 18th
The long-awaited final installment of the Guy on a Buffalo, who is fighting a mean case of gunshot wound, but is made better by the healing power of racoon dumplings. Sounds crazy, but its true!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Howard Stern Laughs at the OWS Idiots
Oct 17th
Just listen to these moronic kids. Shame on them for being so stupid; for wasting their parents’ money on an indoctrination to liberalism instead of some decent education.
But those parents who send their kids to liberal schools deserve to waste those thousands on these idiot children. They should have raised them with a better understanding about how the world works.
Thanks to HotAir for the link.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Of Course the Preacher’s Wife Won’t Swallow
Oct 15th
Cause that would be a sin? A nasty question on the Family Feud.
And who knew the Family Feud was still on the air? What happened to Richard Dawson? But at least Montel Williams is looking healthy again, huh?
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Little Known Fact: The Japanese Don’t Have a Concept of Insurance
Oct 14th
And this game show proves it. I have no idea what this is about, but it involves stairs, huge vats of KY, projectiles and old people sliding down stairs.
The winner of the gameshow gets a free trip to the chiropractor.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Remy Occupies DC
Oct 9th
Remy provides the anthem this generation of slackers has been waiting for:
To see Remy’s other awesome songs, click here.
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