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Male Cheerleading is NOT Gay
Jul 30th
Whoever said cheerleading was gay should take it back. Heck, George W Bush was a male cheerleader, and even HE didn’t have the moves this guy does. This cheerleading team has a strong base!
I’ve watched it a few times now and I don’t know whether its so funny because this dude is so into it, or because those skinny bitches around him really don’t seem to be giving it all they got.
I can hear it now:
“Lisa, seriously, I don’t know why we have to have Ricky on our cheer squad!”
I know, Shiela! What the hell is Title 9, and why won’t Ricky eat it like he eats everything else?”
“Did you see him try the splits last week Lisa? With all that energy, you’d think he’d lose some weight. I’m so little I can feel his gravitational pull when he gets too close!”
C’mon ladies, show some chunky spirit like this fella! Thanks to Tosh.
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Loading ...Georgia School Wants to Expel Christian Because She Won’t Endorse Gay Agenda
Jul 26th
Jen Keeton was ordered by the Faculty of Augusta State University to drop her Christian beliefs and undergo “remediation” which included her attending a gay pride parade and book reports on gay literature because she voiced her beliefs that homosexual acts were acts of choice and not involuntary acts.
From WND here by way of Moonbattery:
A lawsuit against Augusta State University in Georgia alleges school officials essentially gave a graduate student in counseling the choice of giving up her Christian beliefs or being expelled from the graduate program.
School officials Mary Jane Anderson-Wiley, Paulette Schenck and Richard Deaner demanded student Jen Keeton, 24, go through a “remediation” program after she asserted homosexuality is a behavioral choice, not a “state of being” as a professor said, according to the complaint.
The remediation program was to include “sensitivity training” on homosexual issues, additional outside study on literature promoting homosexuality and the plan that she attend a “gay pride parade” and report on it.
The lawsuit asserted the school cannot violate the Constitution by demanding that a person’s beliefs be changed.
University “faculty have promised to expel Miss Keeton from the graduate Counselor Education program, not because of poor academic showing or demonstrated deficiencies in clinical performance, but simply because she has communicated both inside and outside the classroom that she holds to Christian ethical convictions on matters of human sexuality and gender identity,” the law firm explained.
This is a clear case of discrimination based on religion. I agree with the student’s premise, but not on religious grounds. Homosexuality is a choice. It is not genetics, nor is it a preposterous “state of being.” For those that argue that it is genetic, well, now that the human genome has been mapped (and no one can find the gene), ask yourself if women should be allowed to perform genetic based testing so they can abort gay babies? Maybe only then you can find a liberal arguing against a woman’s right to abort a fetus.
Humans are the only animals that are capable of controlling their sexual urges. To say that homosexuals can’t control their own urges is putting them on a lower evolutionary pedestal with animals like dogs or monkeys. Democrats and liberals love to do just that, however. They argue that “fags gobble cock and pack fudge because they are animals. They really can’t help themselves. Just keep voting Democrat.”
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Hey Lady Put My Dog Down, OMGWTF??!
Jul 23rd
A transvestite captured a stray dog at a Cornish Castle and raped it.
From News.com.au here:
A CROSS-dressing man was caught having sex with a dog in the moat of a picturesque English Castle.
The 33-year-old transvestite mounted the canine after it ran off from its owner at Pendennis Castle – a historical fortress in southern England built by King Henry VIII. The pet’s owner had been touring the castle with a friend when the dog chased after the cross-dresser. By the time the woman caught up with her pet, the man was already having sex with it.
I think the tranny was humming “nick-nack paddy-whack give the dog a bone.” I don’t think they have rape crisis counseling for dogs. Would you have to put the screwed-pooch down?
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Neil Patrick Harris and the Double Rainbow
Jul 20th
Neil Patrick Harris has a superpower. He can generate a Double Rainbow at will. The effect of this rainbow generation causes hippies to swoon.
I think this means that NPH once wrestled the entire Care Bear Bunch and stole their mythical “Care Bear Stare,” which is the Care Bears’ ultimate weapon used to instill caring and feelings in people who otherwise have hearts of stone.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Political Correctness Makes Everything Sound a Little Gay
Jul 19th
Case in point: If this scene from Pulp Fiction were rewritten to be more sensitive, it would make an edgy scene just plain gay. Not “full-on Highway Rest Stop Glory Hole” gay, just a “peck on the cheek and wink” kind of gay.
Thanks to Tosh for this video.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 6) Loading ...Tranny Terrorist Torches Trailer
Jul 12th
Meet Daniel Carlson. Daniel here was arrested for something and insisted that he be thrown in a prison cell with women. But since he was biologically a man prior to having his nuts and weiner chopped off when he was 23, the police rightly said no. Outraged at not being treated like the woman he thinks he is, he rigged his mobile home to explode, burned his car and went streaking down the highway carrying nothing but an ugly ham sandwich and a pipebomb.
From KATU here with thanks to Dan Riehl:
A “transgender woman” who was at odds with police over the way they listed his gender was arrested for investigation of rigging what appeared to be four pipe bombs to a propane tank at his home, torching his car then running naked along a rural highway.
Catherine Carlson, 53, was arrested Sunday after firefighters responding to a report of a fire found pipes made to look like bombs on the porch of his trailer home in Payette, with a note warning of a booby-trap.
About 50 homes were evacuated in the southwestern Idaho city when another call came in, reporting a car fire at a storage unit on U.S. Highway 95. The vehicle had been doused in gasoline.
Another call alerted police to a naked woman running down the highway, carrying what also appeared to be a pipe bomb. Police later learned the pipe contained legal documents.
“She’s had some issues with the Payette County jail regarding her sexual orientation,” Payette Police Chief Mark Clark told KIVI-TV. “During questioning, Carlson said she is trying to bring attention to her plight.”
Daniel Carlson legally changed his name to Catherine Carlson more than three decades ago, before he had a sex change operation in 1980.
He objected to being held in a cell by himrself, rather than in a housing unit for female prisoners, as he had requested.
I had to fix all of the pronoun errors in that piece. The sad fact is that most men who think they are women may be suffering from a sexual trauma or mental illness. Rather than chopping off a man’s junk, doctors ought to get to the root cause of the self loathing. Left untreated, these men wind up in a mobile home, wasting away from alcoholism and drug addiction, and eventually waving pipe bombs at the neighbors.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Melissa Etheridge to Deny Support to Ex Partner Tammy Lynn Michaels
Jul 3rd
I wrote back in April that I suspected that the gay divorce of Melissa Etheridge would force Etheridge to deny that there was ever a gay marriage in the first place. Since there is no such thing as gay marriage in California, there can be no such thing as gay divorce. Otherwise, you would have to pay half your stuff to your gay ex lover. Etheridge has filed for a “dissolution of partnership” that includes no financial support to her ex.
From TMZ here:
Melissa Etheridge has just filed legal documents with the court to formally end her relationship with Tammy Lynn Michaels.
Etheridge and Michaels were registered as domestic partners in California. They had a commitment ceremony back in 2003. There were reports they tried to legally marry in 2008 — during the time when same-sex marriages were permitted in CA — but they missed the window.
Etheridge is asking for joint custody of the couple’s two children. Their twins were born in 2006, after Tammy was artificially inseminated by an anonymous donor.
Ethridge is also asking the judge to reject any possible bid by Tammy to get financial support.
I still think the kids should go to the father. Melissa is trying to compete with NBA players to see how many kids she can leave with single moms.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Belch.Com Congratulates
Jun 23rd
Michael Jackson as he nears 1 whole year of sobriety!
If I had a superpower in which I could eject pretty butterflies from my chest in an eruption of joy, I would do so on this occasion. But I can’t. Besides, I think there might be a few people, women, perhaps, who might find such a superpower sexy, but I’m a married man and the best I would be able to do with that power is earn a few free beers at the pub as a bar trick. Or I could wait until I was in a taxi and freak out the driver when his cab was suddenly filled with butterflies and watch him swear in arabic. Or maybe in an act of cruelty I would do it in the shower and watch them all flutter in the water and drown at my feet.
But I don’t have that power so to celebrate Michael Jackson’s year of sobriety I will post a picture of his best movie evar!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Gays Still Pissed They Can’t Poison Blood Supply: Suggest Blacks Should Be Banned From Blood Donation
Jun 21st
I wrote on the 11th that gays are extremely upset that they are being discrminated against because they are forbidden from donating blood. Instead they want to have the right to push HIV infected blood into the American plasma pool because to them, that would be better than the insult of “discrimination.” Well, happily, their argument failed and the gay ban remains in place. Now the same gays say that if they are going to be banned, they should ban black people from donating too.
From Slate here:
According to the Centers for Disease Control, HIV prevalence is eight to nine times higher among blacks than among whites, and HIV incidence (the rate of new infections in a given year) is seven times higher. For black women, HIV prevalence is 18 times higher than for white women.
And these numbers understate the likely difference in risk to the blood supply. A recent CDC analysis of MSM in five cities found that while only 18 percent of the HIV-infected white men were unaware of their infections, 67 percent of the infected black men were unaware.
So instead of focusing on the real issue here, in that there needs to be more awareness and education among black communities, the liberals, still butthurt about the gay blood ban, wants to genuinely ban blacks too. Because maybe if it is outright racist, maybe then gays can poison the blood supply?
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...A Democrat Child Rapist Does 1000 Times “More Good” Than You
Jun 21st
Democrats love child rapists. They work very hard to reduce their criminal sentences and try to give them positions of power over normal people. And when public outcry over giving a 4-time child rapist a job with the government leads to a firing, the Democrat who hired him lashed out to claim that, despite the rapist sticking his penis into 15 year old boy’s asses over and over again, that rapist still does 1000 times the “good” that anyone who objects over his crime could possibly do. Meet the rapist Joel Pentlarge:
From BostonHerald.Com here:
A candidate for state representative from Jamaica Plain has jettisoned his treasurer after the convicted predator’s big-house stint for raping young boys became a distraction on the campaign trail.“It was becoming the only issue people would talk about. I was hoping people would see beyond the criminal past and give him another chance,” said Jeffery Herman, who is running against Jeffrey Sanchez for the Democratic nomination for the 15th Suffolk District. “His intention is to be a model citizen.”
Herman’s ex-treasurer Joel Pentlarge, was convicted of five counts of statutory rape against four boys in July 2000, state records show. He was released from jail in 2006. Herman hired Pentlarge as his campaign treasurer.
“They demonized him,” Herman said of the paper. “It brought up his past, and they repeated that a third-level sex offender has a high likelihood of reoffending. I interviewed Joel Pentlarge and found him to be a commendable citizen, doing 1,000 times more good than any people who are accusing him of any miscarriage.”
Pentlarge, a disbarred lawyer, said one of his victims remains in contact with him. He said the boys were all 15 when he had sex with them. Prosecutors said Pentlarge plied them with alcohol and drugs before raping them.
So to Democrats, running for State senate in Massachusetts and keeping track of finances for that campaign, is the equivalence of ’1000 times gooder’ than anyone who would dare criticize a liberal candidate? And how does this disgusting creep Pentalarge, who should still be in jail, maintain contact with one of his victims who was traumatized by his disgusting crime? Oh yeah, this is from Massachusetts, the same state that keeps re-electing Barney Frank, the gay congressman who’s lover ran a prostitution ring in Washington DC from Frank’s home.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Whiny Gays Say Ban on Blood Donations Discriminatory
Jun 11th
In the United States, if you are a gay man, you are forbidden from ever donating blood. The risk of HIV infection is 60 times higher from gay men than straight men. But the gays are butthurt because they think the Red Cross is discriminating against them personally, not protecting the blood supply from AIDS causing viruses as they claim. And they claim, if they are allowed to donate, they can fill up the blood bank shortages almost immediately, because they would welcome taking a prick in the arm- for a change.
From MSNBC here:
A regulation created at the height of the 1980s’ AIDS epidemic banned men who have had sex with another man since 1977 from ever giving blood.
Advocacy groups, blood-collection organizations and some members of Congress are calling for the Food and Drug Administration to revise the lifetime ban, which has been reviewed twice in the past 10 years, but left unchanged.
Groups advocating lifting the ban point to frequent shortages in the blood supply. Some claim that if the ban on gay men ended, 219,000 additional pints of blood would be donated annually.
Gay rights organizations say the regulation discriminates against gay and bisexual men. They point out that heterosexual men who have had sex with an HIV-positive partner or a prostitute are barred from donating blood for only 12 months after that contact.
“We’re asking the FDA to look at alternative policies [that also] protect the safety of the blood supply,’’ says Sean Cahill, managing director of the Gay Men’s Health Crisis, an HIV/AIDS organization.
The Red Cross and other blood-collection organizations recommend a one-year ”deferral,” or waiting period, on donations after male-to-male sex, saying the current lifetime ban, established in 1985, is scientifically unwarranted.
The FDA, explaining the current policy, points out that men who have had sex with men since 1977 have an HIV prevalence that’s 60 times higher than the general population. The agency contends its first obligation is to ensure the safety of the blood supply.
Still, a group of U.S. senators and representatives, led by Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts and Rep. Mike Quigley of Illinois, this week asked the FDA to end its “discriminatory” ban.
God save us from these liberals. They really are trying to kill us. I never got to meet my mother-in-law because she died of AIDS after receiving tainted blood in a transfusion. Pretty sure that blood came from a gay man. And now they want to reintroduce AIDS into the blood supply because, god forbid, when a young hemophiliac boy dies from AIDS, can go to the grave smiling that no gays were discriminated against.
Who are they kidding with this one-year limit crap? I can see it now- “Wow Trevor, that was FABULOUS, the way you just filled my ass with your goo, but I really can’t see you again. I plan on donating a pint of my blood in just over a year and you know what the Red Cross says. I have to do my civic duty. Call me in 13 months.”
And just where are all of these gay men that can go a whole year between sexual encounters? Oh, those must be the guys that run the unicorn corrals. Thanks to Moonbattery for the article.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Uganda to Ban Teh Gays: No Eat the Poo Poo!
Jun 2nd
Official warning that this is a graphic educational video from Uganda, a predominantly Christian country surrounded by hellholes such as the Congo, Sudan and Rwanda.
The country has one of the lowest rates of HIV infection in the continent. Note that the spread of HIV in other parts of Africa is not due to homosexuality, but due to some rather gross beliefs practiced during heterosexual sex, most notably the belief that raping a virgin will cure the disease, as well as the Islamic belief that a woman must be dry during sex or she must be enjoying it.
Awesome that they blame Barack Obama on the importation of these homosexual values into their country. Just remember: Don’t eat the poo poo!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...McDonald’s Gay Commercial: In the Butt Butt Butt Butt Buuuttttt! I’m Lovin’ It!
Jun 1st
A French father sends his hormonal teenager to an all boy’s school in France. And then laments, over a shake and fries, that his kid just isn’t getting the fine ass he himself did at that age. But oh, this kid’s getting ass all right.
Well, if anyone should be an expert on jamming meat between buns, its this restaurant. Newsflash, McDonalds. I don’t think you had to go out of your way to make a commercial about gay people because I’m pretty sure they have been eating your crappy food all these years already. Just keep dribbling caramel or chocolate goo on your whipped cream-topped foamy McFrappacinos and the gays will keep coming back.
Also, note that the Dad in the commercial leaves the little tart the perfect opportunity to come out of the closet. But perhaps he’s waiting for a classier restaurant to do that. Do they have a Chili’s in France?
You don’t get to see the gay commercial that McDonalds scrapped because it was too controversial- the one where four schoolboys sat together in a booth looking at each other longingly until one kid flicks vanilla McShake onto another boy’s nose and they all giggle and laugh.
More McDonalds racist commercials can be found here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...I’m Getting the Shaved Bieber App
May 26th
Tired of seeing all of those internet mentions of Justin Bieber? I don’t even know who the little twat is, but my intertubes get all clogged with mentions of the kid. Now Firefox has a plugin that will black out all of the mentions, comments and photos of Justin Bieber. All I can say is it’s about time!
Justin Bieber Shaving from Greg Leuch on Vimeo.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Oh Dear. Emo Meets Furry Meets Twilight
May 25th
The stupid. It burns. Please please please let there be a rash of Wolf-pack suicides where these tarded teens choke on silver bullets, or maybe get run over while chasing cars.
Or maybe one of them can get heartworms. One thing’s for certain- I hope they all get spayed and neutered ASAP.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 6) Loading ...Reason 333 to HomeSchool: County Won’t Hire Child Molesting Bus Drivers
May 25th
I’m aghast at this story. Scott Smallwood of Upper Marlboro Maryland is a creepy-ass bus driver who swapped starburst candy for sex with a second grade boy. He filmed it on his cellphone and dropped his SD card at a 7-11 where someone found it and turned it over to cops.
The little boy referred to Smallwood as his “night bus driver.” Gadzooks.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Saudis Hold Emo Roundup
May 23rd
One of the nice things about dressing all your stupid girls in all black cloaks- no one can see their scars from their cutting.
From Breitbart here:
Saudi Arabia’s religious police have arrested 10 “emo” women for allegedly causing a disturbance in a coffee shop, Al-Yaum newspaper reported on Saturday.
The coffee shop owner in the eastern city of Dammam called the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice to complain after the young women, dressed and made up in the “emo” fashion, apparently began disturbing other clients.
The religious police then called their parents to come and collect the women, and to sign pledges that the girls would not repeat their ostensibly offensive un-Islamic behaviour and dress.
I am going to guess that the nature of the “disturbance” was being annoying and all mopey.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...WTF Olympic Fag Furry
May 20th
What the hell is wrong with the British twits who decided fat gay plushies would be a good Olympic mascot?
This must have been dreamed up during an LSD induced trip at a furry convention by some gay guys as they were being yiffed by a several dudes in shewolf and pooh bear costumes. If you are looking for the Olympic rings, they are in the form of “friendship bracelets” on these raging homosexual mascots.
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Obama Nominates Patton Oswalt to the Supreme Court
May 11th
How fantastic that the voice of Ratatouille will be the new voice on America’s highest court? This week President Obama nominated actor/comedian Patton Oswalt to the nation’s highest court. He might not have any judicial experience, but his verdicts would have the benefit of at least being funny. Wait, what? This is not Patton Oswalt?
That is just some fat ugly chick with a double chin and a receding hairline? Wait, Patton Oswalt has more judicial experience? This chubby burrito smuggler isn’t even funny? Damn you Obama, I thought you did something cool there for just a second.
Watch out America. Wanna know how this she-beast is a blazing liberal loon? Besides the fact that all ugly chicks are leftists? The press is calling her a “centrist.” That means she is a hippie tree hugger who hates America.
How can this woman be a supreme court judge? She can’t even judge when to stop pouring sour cream on her Wendy’s chili. At least if she’s confirmed, she will finally have to wear a garment that resembles a dress.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Stupid Tranny Fooled by Psychic- Forfeits $150K, Hummer and Penis
May 10th
A sexually confused man, former catholic, and full time fool walked into a palm reader’s business to get some “spiritual” counseling. He walked out One Hundred-Fifty Thousand Dollars poorer and somehow bought the psychic a brand new Hummer.
Drakar Druella’s Facebook photo
From OregonLive here:
Portland man accuses Hawthorne psychic of defrauding him of $150,000 including cash, Rolexes and a Hummer
When Drakar Druella entered the psychic shop last fall, he said the shop was sparsely furnished; a shelf to the right of the entrance held candles, self-healing and metaphysical books; a couch and coffee table were by a far wall. The shop windows still advertise “Love Counselor,” “Psychic Advisor,” “Palm Reader” and “Tarot Reader.”
Drakar Druella was struggling with wrenching emotional problems last October when he walked into the Hawthorne Psychic Shop in Southeast Portland for a palm reading and met Cathy Stevens.
Over the next seven weeks he would give the psychic $150,000 in cash and gifts so she could rid him of his “negative energy” and heal him. Druella says the 39-year-old woman was so convincing, he didn’t realize he was being scammed until he heard Stevens launch into the same story with another client.
“That’s when it all went ‘click, click, click,’ ” said Druella, 42, who called police in November and is now filing for personal bankruptcy. “The people she was taking advantage of were so vulnerable and in so much emotional pain.”
Police arrested Stevens on aggravated theft allegations. The charges were dropped, pending more investigation.
He called the affidavit shocking, for “characterizing a certain group of people as being swindlers and fraudulent.”
“Cathy has nothing more than the overwhelming desire to help people, and she’s pretty talented at it.”
Druella, who was struggling with his gender identity after undergoing a sex change, said Stevens told him she sensed his “twin-flame energy,” and used Catholic symbolism that resonated with Druella, who was raised Catholic. She connected with him in a way that other spiritual teachers had not.
Druella, he first paid Stevens $265 for advice on Oct. 8. She told him he had “negative energy” and a demon attached to him, and she could help him get rid of it. But in order to do so, she said she’d need $22,000 to buy a “tabernacle” and she’d conduct an exorcism. She instructed him not to say anything to others and also asked him to turn over to her his personal journals. Stevens then told him she needed a vehicle to take her to a remote mountainous area to help transport his negative energy away. On Oct. 11, they both went to Vic Alfonso dealership, where he got a loan and bought an H-3T Hummer in his name for $45,940. He says he gave Stevens the Hummer so she could continue to do spiritual work on his behalf.
Druella said he grew to view Stevens like a “mom” and believed she was “saving ” him from death. On one occasion, he went to Lloyd Center with Stevens, and bought four Rolex watches , totaling $37,840. Stevens told him she needed a special component in the watches, also to use toward his healing, he said.
I thought it was a law that sexually confused people should have to get a mental evaluation prior to a sex change? Its clear that Dracar Druella, which is obviously an assumed name, needed deep treatment from a qualified mental health specialist and likely needed to seek therapy for the sexual abuse he suffered as a child that drove him to want to destroy his own sex organs. But of course psychics are frauds who separate fools from their money. I think its a valuable public service. A poor fool can do far less damage than a rich one.
Check out the video below where Druella attempts to equate his own dumbassery to that of a rape victim where he claims, society blames the victim for being stupid. Hey Druella, you idiotic queen: Rape victims don’t walk into a store called “Rapes R Us.” You walked into a palm reader’s place of business and signed over your life’s savings. Huge difference. I’d be happy to explain it to your further, but it will cost you 25K in cash.
This isn’t the first story I’ve written about a confused supposed-catholic cross dresser who ran into an obviously fraudulent spiritual advisor. Check here for the previous story.
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