Newfie Performs Heimlich Maneuver on Shark Choking on a Moose
This story has everything. An alert Newfie. A Choking Shark. Moose Body Parts. Heroic rescue of a fish that is
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I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Eco-Religion
Worshipping Mother nature and the Earth with Religious Dedication
Vegan Condoms Exist Despite Distinct Lack of Bangable Vegan Women
Vegans rejoice! Now there are condoms made from organic matter that has never been tested on animals. This will come
Read MoreDenver Legalizes Pot But Outlaws Being a Stinky Hippie
In Denver you can smoke all the dope you want. But if your pot odor exceeds 7 times the concentration
Read MoreSandra Lertzman, Animal Rights Activist, Was a Crazed Hoarder and Animal Murderer
Meet Sandra Lertzman. She thought no one on the planet could take care of her stupid puppies better than her,
Read MoreTaylor Organic Foods is Still Poisoning People
Organic farming seeks to undo hundreds of years of agricultural science and advancements by forgoing pesticides and antibiotics. The results
Read MoreNightmare Fuel: Chinese Hornets That Dissolve Flesh
My skin is crawling as I write this. There are hornets in china that gouge deep holes in its victim’s
Read MoreFemale Activists Are Unhygienic, Gross and Detestable According to Polls
The unshaven hippie women of Canada created a scientific poll to find out why normal people think they are so
Read MoreOrganic Farmers Arrested for Cantaloupe Listeria Outbreak
Organic farmers that refuse to use pesticides, wash the produce with anti-bacterial solution or use xrays to kill bacteria, tend
Read MoreAl Gore Calls Climate Change Skeptics Racists; Violent Alcoholics
Listening to a boring white dude who doesn’t understand science and speaks in cliche- I’ve spent 20 minutes picking apart
Read MoreDutch Family Forcibly Moved to Cargo Container Housing
I told you that creating homes out of cargo containers was step one for forcible moves of undesirables. In Amsterdam,
Read MoreUnderstanding the Oil You Use
Hank breaks it down for you from the SciShow.
Read MoreBelieve in ChemTrails? Yeah, You’re Very Retarded
I love to go on twitter and troll ChemTrail beliebers. They think that the water vapor that forms clouds behind
Read MoreLiberals Treat Liberals With Homeopathy
Moonbat liberals believe that home remedies can be real medicine. Like all forms of alternative medicine, Homeopathy just something stupid
Read MoreObama to Wipe Out Owls to Save Another Owl
Prior to the election Sarah Palin was widely mocked for wanting to control dangerous wolves by hunting them by helicopter.
Read MoreDemocrats Scratch Their Heads Over Food Warnings They Voted For
I’m a huge fan of Mythbuster’s Hottie Kari Byron. But she tweeted something that she voted and pays taxes for,
Read MoreObama’s Navy Bombed the Great Barrier Reef
Remember when Obama said that now is the time that the world would begin to heal itself and the tides
Read MoreRare Bird Slaughtered by Wind Farm’s Blades
The most hilarious article of the day recounts how 80 birdwatching nerds flocked to Scotland to watch an extremely rare
Read MoreReady for Pot Infused Bacon?
Some pot-smoking hippie in Washington state wanted to see if he could make bacon taste like pot brownies. So he
Read MoreEPA Mandated Gas Cans Are Dangerous
This is what Obama’s Environmental Protection Agency does with its lawyers and overbearing regulations- they turn a simple common product
Read MoreBreastMilk Lollipops?
Lollipops with artificial breast milk flavoring is now available for purchase. But the question that remains is why? If a
Read MoreCuddle Fail: Zookeeper An Heros Self in Tiger Cage
Sarah McClay was a zookeeper who liked to pretend to be a kittie kat, and apparently decided to end it
Read MoreOklahoma, Where the Wind Comes Sweepin’ Down the Plain
Those tornadoes in Oklahoma were devastating, and its tragic that lives were lost. Democrats are already trying to blame it
Read MoreOccuTards Give Farming a Try
There is a 12 Acre plot of land owned by the University of California. UC wants to sell the land
Read MoreDirty Hippies Really Hate Clown Sharks
Nothing harshes the buzz of a long-haired hippie like the appearance of the dreaded Clown Shark. Thanks to Dan for
Read MoreStoner Chicago Man Arrested for Fatal Gay Sex With a Peacock
The peacock is the most colorful of the male birds. David Beckman, below, raped his peacock in the cloaca, and
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