Crime

Reason 445 to HomeSchool: Teacher Won’t Show Torture Porn to Your Kids

Forrest Martin’s career as a teacher came to a screeching halt on Monday. During his photography class, he passed out assignments and then kicked his feet up on his desk, opened his laptop and drooled over videos of women being tortured and raped. But Oopsie! He forgot to disconnect the projector cable. His students were horrified at how creepy their teacher was. Forrest Martin quit his job before he could be fired.

From ABCNews here:

Phoenix police are investigating a Phoenix photography teacher, Forrest Martin, after some high school students reported that he played pornographic videos during class. According to a letter Arcadia High School sent home to parents, the incident happened Monday.  The letter reads, “13 students were inadvertently shown material inappropriate for the classroom by their teacher.”

The teenage students said they saw were six video clips of what one student described as “torture porn, of like girls being tied up.

The teacher had connected his personal computer to a projector screen for a photography lesson. That’s when students said the teacher began viewing the videos.

“He forgot the projector screen was turned on and he started watching porn and we were all just like sitting there shocked that he was watching this in front of the class.”

Students said they did try to signal the teacher but he never looked up from his computer. “He was just all into it, I don’t even think he was paying attention to us, he was just all in his computer. We were making comments like ‘Wow, what is he watching?’ and that kind of stuff but I think he was too into it to even notice.”

Most students said they weren’t offended as much as they were unnerved by the incident.

“I was just creeped out that a teacher that I have known from the beginning of the year could have been watching this the whole time we were in class. That’s just gross; he’ll watch it in front of kids in that school when he’s supposed to be teaching.”

Some students wondered how many times the teacher may have view pornography before without them knowing.


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Lanora Lucas is a Bad Mom

In 2005, Lanora Lucas, a former school bus driver, let her kids ride in the trunk of her car on a hot June day because she wanted her son’s friends to think she was a “Cool Mom.” She paid a fine and went on probation, but she didn’t learn her lesson. Now she is in trouble for furnishing Vodka for a 13-year-old girl’s birthday party.

From WTOP here:

A woman who let three small children ride in the trunk of her car in 2005 is in trouble with the law again.  Lanora A. Lucas, 40, of Thurmont was charged with reckless endangerment and furnishing alcohol to minors. She is accused of buying vodka for a 13-year-old girl’s birthday celebration.

A 13-year-old girl and a 16-year-old boy became so drunk that they were admitted to Frederick Memorial Hospital for alcohol poisoning.  The girl’s blood-alcohol content was 0.251; the boy’s was 0.185.

The girls asked Lucas to buy the liquor.  “A phone call was made. They met and gave her $20,” Koenig said. “She provided the vodka and brought them the change.”   While in the woods, and under the influence of the liquor, one of the girls had sexual contact with two of the boys.

I guess being the cool mom in the town must be a pain in the ass if you end up doing liquor deliveries to every teenage slut in the county.  But once you get busted, the 7-year prison sentence looks a little painful.


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Anthrax Suspect “Snuffs It”

One week after 9/11, some maniac began to send weaponized anthrax through the mail system, further paralyzing the country after major terror attacks and killing 5 additional people. Now the primary suspect, Bruce Ivins, who was due to be indicted, has committed suicide by overdosing on Tylenol.

HotAir has the details here. The LATimes has some interesting nuggets on the story here, namely:

A top government scientist who helped the FBI analyze samples from the 2001 anthrax attacks has died in Maryland from suicide, just as the Justice Department was about to file criminal charges against him for the attacks.

Bruce E. Ivins, 62, who for the last 18 years worked at the government’s elite biodefense research laboratories at Ft. Detrick, Md., had been informed of his impending prosecution.

Ivins died Tuesday at Frederick Memorial Hospital after ingesting a massive dose of prescription Tylenol mixed with codeine.

The eldest of his two brothers, Thomas Ivins, said he was not surprised by the events that have unfolded.

“He buckled under the pressure from the federal government,” Thomas Ivins said, adding that FBI agents came to Ohio last year to question him about his brother.

“I was questioned by the feds, and I sung like a canary” about Bruce Ivins’ personality and tendencies, Thomas Ivins said.

He had in his mind that he was omnipotent.”

Ivens’ own brother apparently thinks it was likely that he was behind the Anthrax attacks. And of course I really want to believe the whole incident is closed now, but there are so many questions left, most important of which is “Why?”

But if he was the one behind the attacks, overdosing on Tylenol was a good thing for him. Such a stupid act essentially liquifies your liver and kidneys. Even if you manage to survive the OD, you are on dialysis for the rest of your short ass life.


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