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Annoying Witch Casts a Stalking Spell
Oct 24th
Rusty Lee Freeman, also known as the Reverend Rapid Cabot Freeman, is a fat middleaged dork who likes to pretend he is a high priest of a fake religion and also likes to pretend to be an American Indian. He hosts a train-wreck of a show on cable access. Currently he is hurling charges of discrimination at the town of Sprague, Connecticut, because the town won’t let him use its public library to perform witch spells on Halloween. It seems he lacks the brains, cash, and residency to be allowed a permit.
Here is Rusty, trying to phreak out the mundanes. He practices magick with a “k” because that way there is more ph3ar!
As it turns out, all his bitching in public earned him a trip to the jail on charges that he stalked a woman he used to work with. And its not his first stalking charge. The guy collects restraining orders as if they were Harry Potter trading cards. From TheDay.Com here:
The real name of the Witch of Baltic is Rusty. And as to his witch credentials, well, there is some question of that. But Rusty Lee Freeman, aka the Rev. Rapid Cabot Freeman, has been arrested for stalking a Norwich teacher.
Freeman was claiming he was a victim of religious discrimination in Sprague. The first selectman, he said, had thwarted his plans to perform a demonstration of witchcraft for kids and their parents in that town’s public library on Halloween.
But no sooner had the story appeared in The Day than Norwich police, who’d been seeking him on a warrant since July, arrested and charged him with second-degree harassment of Kelly Hajduk.
Hajduk said Wednesday that Freeman had pursued and harassed her, beginning in 2002, and had ignored a cease-and-desist order sent to him by her lawyer. Finally, on July 12, she went to the police.
Hajduk and Freeman became acquainted, Hajduk said, when each of them was doing a show on public access television. Her show was “Concert Connections”; his was “The Witching Hour.” They became friends, she said, until he wanted to take it further. “The bottom line was he was just asked to leave me alone, and he didn’t,” she said. In fact, she said, Freeman became hostile and threatening.
Freeman told police that he continued to call Hajduk because “I was trying to get her to testify in my divorce from my ex-wife, Alicia.” Alicia Lyon Folberth and Freeman were divorced in August, and Folberth has a restraining order against him. Folberth has written a 20-page letter, which she posted on the Internet, alleging that Freeman abused her, which he denies.
Freeman’s divorce, he said, was over his adherence to “the Cabot tradition” of witchcraft, propagated by the Witch of Salem, Laurie Cabot. ”I’m an honest guy that went through a bad divorce,” he said. “But the reason I divorced her in the first place is that she wanted me to renounce the Cabot tradition.”
The divorce led to his demotion from an honorary third-degree to a second-degree priest of witchcraft within the Cabot organization, he said. ”I’ve been a victim of the American system forever,” Freeman said. “The only person that’s harassing anybody is my ex-wife is harassing me.”
Aww, the poor put-upon pagan. It seems that the Rev. Rapid is the victim of a spelling and grammar hex according to his rambling posts on his myspace pages here and here. He mentions, in all his creepy, run-on-sentence way, how he was into Kelly Hajduk:
now in the name of clearing the air forever and leaving behind my side of the my story there was a woman named kelly lu my little rock n’ roller that my heart loved more than both my wives but she was to blind to see what she had in the palm of her hand and i wish her joy as well and i hope that someday she understands how much i did love her and if she is reading this now i hope she understands that we came to an end of her own device and I will never be ashamed of the fact i loved her and even though it meant getting my heart broke twice by the same girl im glad i looked for her when i came home at least i got the answers i needed as a man to move on with my life .i hope one day she has the guts to admit to what we had. because love is never wrong.I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU MY LITTLE ROCK N’ ROLLER!
Practitioners of Wicca are nothing more than 14 year old girls emotionally and spiritually, and are too poor and stupid to join a better cult or religion. Seriously, Wicca is just Satanism with Downs Syndrome. Blessed Be!
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Albinos and the Bing Bang Walla Walla Bing Bang
Oct 21st
Witchdoctors in African countries are still chopping up albinos. The latest victim is a 10-year-old girl.

From SkyNews here:
At least 26 other albinos, mostly women and children, have been killed in different parts of the east African country of Tanzania over the past year.
Albinos lack melanin pigment in the skin, eyes and hair, which protects from the sun’s ultraviolet rays. But witch doctors believe they have magical powers to bring fortune.
Some families kill albino babies upon birth, Tanzanian authorities say.
And authorities in Kenya and Burundi, where albino killings have also been reported in recent months, have started to give added protection. Some reports say albino skin is prized in the Democratic Republic of Congo, another troubled African nation where superstition is high.
Did I mention that Barack Obama’s Grandfather used to make albino stews? And the NYTimes is doing their part for this crisis by handing out whistles to those that need sunblock and firearms.
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Casey Anthony PWNT
Oct 15th
I hope she dies in a fire. It will be like Shawshank Redemption with all of the prison rape, but the tunnel scene is her burrowing into a nest of fireants.
And she’s on fire. You bring the sticks. I’ll provide the marshmallows.

From WFTV here:
Casey Anthony was in handcuffs and was being held on no bond. Sources told Eyewitness News deputies were watching Casey all day. They followed Casey and her mother when they left the attorney’s office and later made a traffic stop and arrested Casey. Casey was later moved to the jail.
The Orange County grand jury indicted Casey Anthony on a total of seven counts: First-degree murder, aggravated child abuse, aggravated manslaughter and four counts of false statements to law enforcement.
A first-degree murder charge means the grand jury believed the act to be premeditated. The punishment for such a charge is the death penalty or life in prison and no chance for parole.
“We are used to complex forensics and ready to manage the science evidence in this case,” said State Attorney Lawson Lamar.
I hope they have good evidence. I wonder why it took so long to finally charge her, but Casey shouldn’t be breathing the air of freedom the rest of us are. DIAF, bitch.
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Maryland Sex Offenders and Surprised Paper Pumpkin Signs
Oct 15th
Sex offenders in the state of Maryland, the most liberal state in all the land, have to display paper signs on their homes this Halloween warning kids not to come trick or treating. The signs seem to be unnecessary. The universal sign to keep kids away is to not turn on the porch light. But now that daylight savings has been moved to the first week in November, kids will be trick-or-treating in the daylight, so maybe the pumpkin sign is helpful after all.

But did they have to make the jack-o-lantern picture look like a surprised and sad six year old screaming “Noooo!!!”
From the Washtimes here:
The Scarlet Letter for Maryland sex offenders this Halloween will be a bright orange pumpkin.
That is the symbol on a sign they are required to post on their doors with a warning, in capital letters, to trick-or-treaters: “No candy at this residence.”
The paper signs began arriving last week in the mailboxes of the roughly 1,200 violent and child-sex offenders across the state with a letter explaining how they are to comport themselves on Oct. 31.
“Halloween provides a rare opportunity for you to demonstrate to your neighbors that you are making a sincere effort to change the direction of your life,” the letter states.
So Maryland says the mark of a good sex offender is saving money on Halloween candy. Why not just make signs that say “Sex Offender Lives Here.”?? How can the pumpkin sign be okay and the latter sign not? If I lived in a neighborhood with a sex offender, I wouldn’t care about any attempts by the perv at being contrite on children’s holidays. I just want to know where the perverts live.
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Reason 622 to HomeSchool: Illegal Alien Members of Mexican Drug Cartel Won’t Teach Your 6-Year-Old
Oct 10th
What the hell is wrong with Houston Area schools? If the teachers aren’t fingerbanging the asses out of their students, then the school board is hiring drug runners to teach Spanish to first graders!

From Chron.Com here:
Elena Aranda Ducoing, 40, a Splendora ISD first-grade teacher, was taken into custody at Greenleaf Elementary School after a months-long investigation, for marijuana and cocaine possession.
The teacher and her husband were trafficking marijuana, cocaine and methamphetamines, while laundering millions in cash during the past six months.
Ducoing’s husband, 47-year-old Roberto Munoz, was arrested one month ago on similar drug charges and has links to Los Zetas and the Gulf Cartel, a violent Mexican drug trafficking organization.
Ten pounds of marijuana and 3 grams of cocaine were found in the couple’s master bedroom closet and garage. Computers, documents, $2,300 in cash, a money counter machine, and items used to package and transport drugs and money were also seized.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement is also researching the couple’s citizenship status.
It is clear that the Houston area schools have completely given up any pretence of screening their teachers for violent pasts or criminal history. This is what you get with open borders and democrats in charge of the school system. Free sex and drugs for the little kids, provided by the teachers.
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Nigerian Shoots Self With BB-Gun; Blames Racist Bald Dog Walker
Oct 9th
Drudge linked to an article that said a man was shot by a crazed racist just because he was wearing an Obama T-Shirt. And get this: It happened in London, England, where guns are illegal and closed circuit cameras blanket the streets. Somehow, this racist, who was bald and walking a dog, was able to elude the police and all of the cameras. Of course, there is no arrest, because there wasn’t an attacker- just a Nigerian liberal who thinks that a claim of a hate crime will somehow further his political agenda.

From the DailyMail here:
A man told today how he was shot three times in a London street for wearing a Barack Obama T-shirt.
Nigerian immigrant Dube Egwuatu was buying a mobile telephone top-up card in an off-licence when the gunman confronted him and glared at the t-shirt, which carries an image of the Democrat US presidential candidate underneath the legend ‘Believe’.
The man then launched into a tirade of racist slurs, shouting ‘I fucking hate niggers’. The man then left the shop and when Mr Egwuatu left, the attacker was waiting for him in broad daylight with a threatening-looking dog and holding a gun behind his back.
Realising what had sparked the increasingly violent assault, the terrified Mr Egwuatu zipped up his jacket to cover the image of Mr Obama and walked to his car.
But the shaven-headed man, who was white, followed Mr Egwuatu and after pulling open the passenger door pointed the gun at him. Egwuatu put the keys in the ignition and turned the engine on. The attacker then fired the gas-powered ball-bearing pistol three times, hitting the civil servant in the face, hand and shoulder.
Fearing for his life and bleeding heavily, Mr Egwuatu raced away in his car and found somewhere safe to call for help. He was taken to hospital and later sent to have a piece of metal removed from his jaw.
The Met said it was investigating the incident, which took place in South Norwood, and that police searched a nearby house which the attacker was seen going into. No one has been arrested.
Gas powered ball bearing pistol? You mean a BB gun? Sheesh. It couldn’t cause massive bleeding and could barely pierce the skin. And look at the picture. See the wound on his hand? Its impossible to inflict a wound on that spot of his hand by a shooter from the passenger side of a car (drivers side in US). It is obvious that Egwuatu shot himself with a BB-Gun and tried to blame it on a mysterious skinhead with a vicious dog.
We don’t have hate crimes like this in the US. We have lots of faked hate crimes though. And if you believe Egwuatu’s fantastic story, he also wants to get you to help him smuggle 50 Million US Dollars from the corrupt Nigerian government.
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Recipe For English Poof
Oct 8th
1 quarter cup bread crumbs
1/2 tsp chili powder
1/2 tsp fresh oregano
1/2 tsp chopped basil
Dash of salt
12 oz fillet of dead gay lover’s thigh

Approves.
From the DailyMail here:
A gay chef murdered his lover, cut out part of his leg, seasoned it with herbs and fried it. Anthony Morley, 35, chewed one of the pieces before throwing it into his kitchen bin.
Morley, a former holder of the Mr Gay UK title, then walked to a nearby takeaway restaurant and told horrified staff: ‘I have killed someone, call the police’.
Officers found the naked body of 33-year-old Damian Oldfield on the floor of Morley’s bedroom. He had been stabbed 20 times and his throat cut. Morley later claimed Mr Oldfield had tried to rape him.
On the day of the murder, in April, the two exchanged text messages during the afternoon and later met in a bar in Leeds, where they both lived. In the texts Morley told Mr Oldfield he had ‘never been properly happy being gay’. Mr Oldfield replied: ‘Try me…I’m not your average poof.’
Later that night they ended up in Morley’s bedroom. Forensic experts later found evidence that there had been sexual activity.
Morley used two knives taken from the kitchen downstairs to kill Mr Oldfield. He slit his throat, stabbed him with great force in the chest and 19 times in the back. After Mr Oldfield died Morley cut a section of flesh from his thigh, took it down to the kitchen and cooked it.
I guess he had to do something to get the bad taste out of his mouth.
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Palin Hacker Indicted
Oct 8th
The doughy mama’s boy who broke into VP Candidate Sarah Palin’s email account turned himself over to the FBI today when he was indicted for his crime.

From KnoxNews here:
A University of Tennessee student who is the son of a Memphis legislator has been indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of hacking Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s personal e-mail.
David C. Kernell, 20, was indicted by a federal grand jury in Knoxville for intentionally accessing without authorization the e-mail account of Palin, the governor of Alaska and Sen. John McCain’s running mate, according to U.S. Attorney James R. Dedrick.
Dedrick said Kernell, the son of state Rep. Mike Kernell, D-Memphis, turned himself in to federal authorities today for arrest. He is to be arraigned before U.S. Magistrate Judge C. Clifford Shirley.
The single-count indictment, returned Tuesday and unsealed today, said that on Sept. 16, 2008, Kernell, obtained unauthorized access to Palin’s personal e-mail account by resetting the account password.
Allah at HotAir doesn’t think he will serve a day in jail. I disagree. The Feds have a long history of successful prosecution for this type of crime under USC 18 Sec 1030. I don’t think he will do the full 5 years suggested by the law, but 13 to 18 months would be my over/under.
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Online Criminals Prefer Obama to McCain 7 to 1
Oct 8th
Spam messages touting fake watches and penis enlargement creams use Obama’s name in the subject line of the email messages 7 to 1 over McCain. I guess spammers obviously think that Obama supporters are much more stupid and thus more likely to fall for their scams.

From Brian Krebs here:
According to research by Secure Computing, spammers are seven times as likely to invoke Obama’s name in a subject line in a bid to trick people into opening the missives.
The company found that spam touting either candidate peaked around the middle of the Republican National Convention. Still, for the month of September, political-themed junk e-mail favored Obama 84 percent of the time, while spam campaigns mentioning McCain made up just 12 percent of the total, Secure Computing said.
Here are a few of the political spam subject lines you may have seen in your inbox recently:
- Obama Ahead Amongst Voters With Similarly Weird Names
- Obama Supporters Attack Hillary in Second Life
- Jesus Endorses Obama; Four Horsemen Opt for McCain
The democrat party is the party of criminals. Jailbirds coast to coast support Obama. Too bad they can’t vote, huh?
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Reason 542 to HomeSchool in the UK: Union Says its Okay to Shag Students
Oct 6th
The UK seems to be on the verge of legalizing school teachers to gangbang their students, as long as they have paid their union dues.

From FoxNews here:
A British teachers’ union representative has claimed that teachers who engage in consensual sex with students over the age of 16 should not be prosecuted, the U.K.’s Daily Mail reported Sunday.
Chris Keates, the general secretary of the National Association of Schoolmasters Union of Women Teachers, said in an interview to be broadcast in the U.K. on Monday that teachers who have sex with pupils over the age of consent are guilty of a mere “error in professional judgment,” and should not be placed on the sex offenders register, the Mail reported.
Although British laws strictly prohibit teachers from having affairs with students under the age of 18, a university study published in 2005 estimated that as many as 1,500 intimate relationships develop each year.
Well, the teachers are so poorly paid I guess they should have the pick of the sexual crop, according to Chris “Bang ‘em Blue” Keats. This is what happens when you remove morality from the classrooms. There is no right or wrong, only degrees of error in judgement.
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OJ Plans on Looking For Real Killer in Vegas Jail
Oct 4th
Following a hot tip, OJ has now managed to expand his search for Nicole Simpson’s and Ron Goldman’s real killer within the confines of a Las Vegas jail. If someone can slip a mirror into the cell with him, his search may finally be over.

From the AP here:
O.J. Simpson, who went from American sports idol to celebrity-in-exile after he was acquitted of murder in 1995, was found guilty Friday of robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in a Las Vegas hotel room.
Simpson, 61, could spend the rest of his life in prison. Sentenced was set for Dec. 5.
A weary and somber Simpson released a heavy sigh as the charges were read by the clerk in Clark County District Court. He was immediately taken into custody.
The Hall of Fame football star was convicted of kidnapping, armed robbery and 10 other charges for gathering up five men a year ago and storming into a room at a hotel-casino, where the group seized several game balls, plaques and photos.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
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Reason 184 to HomeSchool: 7th Grade Teacher Won’t Rape Your Son and Form Suicide Pact
Oct 2nd
This is Cara Dickey. She loves prepubescent penis much more than she loves to teach, and more than freedom itself. Her love of underage boymeat recently landed her in jail for raping one of her students, and forming a suicide pact with the boy. The method she chose to go out in a blaze of romantic glory? Overdosing on Bacardi rum, nyquil and tylenol. The boy smartly chose to fake drinking his potion of death and ditched his drama-queen lover. He was found by the cops playing video games at a nearby mall. Cara Dickey was found passed out in her car.

From Buffalonews.com here:
A former South Buffalo Charter School teacher who lost her job after authorities learned she had “an inappropriate relationship” with an eighth-grade pupil has been charged with rape, after meeting with him weeks after the original incident in mid-June.
Cara Dickey, 30, of Clarence, faces new charges of second-degree rape and criminal contempt, for violating an order of protection in the case.
The 14-year-old boy’s father only recently learned of the subsequent contact between his son and Dickey.
Dickey previously had sent the 14-year-old boy inappropriate text messages before picking him up from his home on the afternoon of June 16.
That day, she drove him to numerous locations, unlawfully imprisoning him for almost 24 hours and supplying him with Bacardi rum, Tylenol and Nyquil, according to arrest papers. The pair had made a suicide pact, police said.
Their disappearance sparked a massive search, and State Police and Buffalo police found both of them late the next morning. The boy was found in a Hamburg mall and Dickey was found sleeping in her vehicle in Springville.
The five-year veteran teacher, described as popular with students and staff alike, was fired the next day.
Dickey was charged with promoting a suicide attempt and unlawful imprisonment, both felonies, along with endangering the welfare of a child and unlawfully dealing with a child, both misdemeanors.
Even after being jailed this drama-queen had to violate her bail provisions by visiting her victim again.
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Child Rapist Kelsey Peterson Cries on TV
Oct 2nd
Kelsey Peterson, the Nebraska teacher who ran off with a 13-year-old illegal alien student of hers, was on Good Morning America yesterday boo-hooing about how she has lost everything and how her daughter will be a teenager by the time she gets out of prison. She should have thought about that before she started raping all of the illegal alien children she could straddle.
I have a problem with ABC labelling this as a teacher “sex scandal.” Its child rape, plain and simple. Orange looks good on her. To see the rest of the posts on Kelsey, click here.
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Cops Corral Crazy Cow Crackpot
Oct 1st
I don’t know what this lady’s beef was, but she was hoofing around the hood mooing at people and chasing kids and screaming for the neighbors to suck her udders. The cops rounded her up and branded her an udder failure. The judge took stock and sentenced the heifer to a month in the stockyard.

From the Metro here:
A woman dressed up in an udderley strange costume started chasing kids around a theme park.
Michelle Allen was arrested after she was caught causing chaos in the streets.
The drunken 32-year-old even urinated on a neighbour’s front garden and asked people to ‘suck my udders.’
She had been hired to wear the outfit to advertise for a local “haunted trail” theme park. But she left the job to go on a drunken two-day binge.
Police said that the cow suit was all she had on and had to take her mugshot while she was still wearing it. And as that was her only form of attire she had to go to court wearing the ridiculous outfit.
At first I thought this story was bull, or a pile of manure; a real flop. But other news outlets are milking it for all its worth, so I posted it, but I won’t steak my reputation on whether this is the Grade-A truth, or the cream of the crop. Okay, I won’t try to butter you up any longer. Moo.
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FBI Invades Dorm Party; Hacker Soils His Shorts
Sep 22nd
David Kernell, the son of a Democrat State Representative in Tennessee, and probable hacker who broke into Sarah Palin’s Yahoo email, crapped his pants when the FBI busted in on his dorm party at Midnight Sunday morning. David and his roommates jumped out of windows while the Feds took names and pushed everyone outside so they could search the apartment.

Email Intruder is about to learn what a backdoor intrusion is.
From WBIR here:
The FBI is stepping up its investigation of a University of Tennessee student, David Kernell who hacked into the personal e-mail of Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
Agents with the FBI served a federal search warrant at the Fort Sanders residence of David Kernell early Sunday morning around midnight.
They presented their badges upon entering Kernell’s apartment, where several students were having a party, and took down their names.
The witness tells us they asked him and those who did not live in the unit to go outside. He believes the investigators took about 1.5 to 2 hours taking pictures of everything inside the apartment.
Kernell and his friends fled the apartment when the FBI agents arrived.
Kernell’s three roommates were also subpoenaed, and must testify this week in Chattanooga.
David Kernell is the son of Mike Kernell, a Democratic state representative from Memphis.
This young wealthy child of privelege does not believe that others should have the same privacy afforded to he and his liberal friends. Lets see how David likes his privacy in his jail cell when he tries to go to the bathroom in front of his cellmate, “Bubba the Meth Dealer.”
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Reason 709 to HomeSchool: Whores Won’t Confuse Stripping With Teaching
Sep 19th
Some girls are born to be strippers. And with a name like Autumn Leathers, your career on the pole seems pretty much assured. But due to the lack of good strip joints in Cumberland, Maryland, Autumn Leathers had to become a school teacher, where she proceeded to give lap dances to 15 year old boys.

Well, actually, she did a lot more than lap dances, but rumor has it she did it for the boy’s lunch money. Make it rain, YEAH! From the Cumberland Times here:
Autumn Leathers, 24, of Frostburg was indicted on charges of third-degree sex offense, second-degree child abuse, sex abuse of a minor, unnatural or perverted practice, second-degree assault and fourth-degree sex offense in connection with alleged offenses involving one of the male students that she taught at Mountain Ridge High School.
She was involved with a 15-year-old boy over a several-month period. Police said the two would engage in sexual acts at Leathers’ home.
Leathers has been free on bond since her arrest Aug. 20, following a citizen’s complaint concerning a possible inappropriate relationship between Leathers and one of her students.
She was overheard in the teacher’s lounge saying “The thing I like most about High School boys is I keep getting older, and they just stay the same age.”
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Sarah Palin’s Yahoo Email Hacked
Sep 18th
The intertubes are abuzz about the hacking of Vice Presidential Candidate and Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin’s personal Yahoo.com email account. Michelle Malkin was outraged by the act, but she seemed more pissed off about the fact that Gawker reposted screenshots of the crime.

Gawker knowingly and deliberately published illegally obtained photos of the Palin children.
Where are the privacy absolutists now?
You think Palin Derangement Syndrome is bad now? These by-any-means-necessary lunatics are just warming up.
Bastards. Bastards all.
At first I thought this was all an elaborate hoax. The email account had less than 90 emails in the inbox, which is small for a personal account. Also, there were no bombshells of information gleaned other than email contact lists, which could have been compiled from anywhere. But confirmation came later when the McCain camp issued a statement that law enforcement was getting involved in the investigation.
The Reg has details here on the proxy server used by the 4chan user who broke into the account. The account was breached by guessing the security challenge, according to a follow-up post by Michelle Malkin here. The perpetrator goes by the name of Rubico and claims he did the hack on his own.
Liberals are all up in arms that Sarah Palin may have been using her Yahoo account to conduct state business. The email breach was unable to uncover any wrongdoing, but that doesn’t stop them from feigning outrage- not at the violation of a citizen’s privacy, but at the fact that the Governor had a Yahoo email account in the first place.
There is a lot to learn from this incident. First, make sure your free email accounts have strong passwords and you don’t choose easy-to-guess password reset challenge questions. Second, Governor Sarah Palin used this Yahoo account the way it was intended: As an untrusted, disposable convenience. There was nothing incriminating nor personally embarrassing on the account. You should treat your gmail, hotmail, yahoo and other free email accounts the same way.
Finally, Michelle was way offbase for criticizing Gawker over this issue. Reposting screencaps of an internet crime is not a crime, nor is it immoral. For a dozen years, Attrition.Org captured web defacements which were also federal crimes performed by the actual hackers. Posting a mirror of the defacement was not a crime. Posting screencaps the way Gawker did was no worse than posting a mirror defacement.
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Reason 648 to HomeSchool: Scary School Nurse Won’t Insist Your Boys to Take Her Temperature
Sep 15th
Meet Laura Obzera. She’s an elementary school nurse in Bolingbrook. She was recently arrested for having sex with underage boys after the cops read dirty text messages she was sending to one of the boys.

From the Chicago Trib here:
Laura Obzera, a Bolingbrook elementary school nurse, was arrested Thursday afternoon and charged with three counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse for having sexual relations with three teen boys in 2006.
Obzera, 49, works for Valley View Community School District 365U in Bolingbrook. She is listed as a health assistant at Wood View Elementary School in Bolingbrook on the school’s Web site.
There is no indication that the abuse of the boys, ages 13 to 17, happened on school property and Obzera apparently did not meet them through her job.
Obzera was arrested nine days after Bolingbrook police joined a Department of Children and Family Services inquiry into sexually charged text messages that were exchanged between an adult female and male teens. She was released Thursday on $50,000 bail.
This is not a case of Hello Nurse! I wonder if she was hypnotizing those boys with her shiny bunny eyes? She should have hypnotized them to not call the cops. How embarrassing is it to have a 15 year old break up with you? The kid says, “You’re old and busted, I’m not that into you, and guess what? I’m calling the cops.”
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Failed Mom Fails at ID Theft and Fails at Cheerleading
Sep 14th
Some people just refuse to grow up. And while that may work for Peter Pan, refusing to grow up landed this Wendy behind bars. Meet Wendy Brown, a failed mom of a 15 year old girl. Wendy, who is 33 and looks it, used her daughter’s identity to forge High School documents so she could enroll herself in a Green Bay, Wisconsin area high school with the goal of becoming a cheerleader. And it would have worked too, if she didn’t bounce a check for her uniform.

From the AP here:
A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter’s identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad. Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown’s mother.
Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn’t have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she’d missed.
Brown attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader’s locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach’s house. The $134.50 check Brown gave to the cheerleading coach for her uniform bounced.
A school liaison officer started investigating after Brown only attended the first day of classes last week.
Assistant Principal Dirk Ribbins later learned Brown’s daughter was enrolled at Pahrump Valley High School. Ribbins also spoke with Brown’s mother, who told him she had custody of the girl. She said Brown has a history of identity theft crimes.
Brown made her first court appearance Friday by video conference. The judge set bond at $8,000. If convicted, she could face up to six years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
Does Wendy’s Mom have custody of her grandchild so Wendy can feel free to explore her failed youth? Or does she have custody because Wendy pulls stunts like this often? I’m guessing the latter. Let’s hope that Grandma does a better job raising her grandchild than she did with Wendy.
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Virginia Supreme Court- Now Spam is Protected Speech
Sep 14th
We have a few morons on the bench here in Virginia. Our Supreme Court Justices are trying to give rights to criminals that do not exist anywhere else in the country. In a stunning reversal of their own prior opinion, they have now ruled that anyone can send any type of spam they want to my computer, even if it contains malware, trojans and child pornography, because I am a Virginia resident and its the spammer’s constitutional right to free speech to do so.

From the WaPo here:
The Virginia Supreme Court today struck down a state anti-spam law, saying the statute violated the First Amendment right to free and anonymous speech. The decision also tossed out the conviction of a North Carolina man once described as one of the most prolific spammers.
The ruling, arising from the Loudoun County criminal prosecution of Jeremy Jaynes of Raleigh, N.C., was also remarkable because the Supreme Court reversed itself: Just six months ago, the same court upheld the anti-spam law by a 4-3 margin. But Jaynes’s attorneys asked the court to reconsider, typically a long shot in appellate law, and the court not only reconsidered but changed its mind.
Jaynes was convicted in 2004 of sending tens of thousands of e-mails through America Online servers in Loudoun. He was the first person tried under the law, enacted in 2003, and Loudoun Circuit Court Judge Thomas D. Horne sentenced him to nine years in prison.
Virginia Attorney General Bob McDonnell said he intends to appeal the case to the U.S. Supreme Court.
“Today, the Supreme Court of Virginia has erroneously ruled that one has a right to deceptively enter somebody else’s private property for purposes of distributing his unsolicited fraudulent emails. I respectfully but fervently disagree,” McDonnell said in a written statement. “We will take this issue directly to the Supreme Court of the United States. The right of citizens to be free from unwanted fraudulent emails is one that I believe must be made secure.”
It doesn’t matter what anyone wants to say in an email. If you send it to a list of email addresses as spam, you are abusing computer access rights, which ought to be illegal. Its illegal in most other states, but not Virginia.
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