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Reason 184 to HomeSchool: 7th Grade Teacher Won’t Rape Your Son and Form Suicide Pact
Oct 2nd
This is Cara Dickey. She loves prepubescent penis much more than she loves to teach, and more than freedom itself. Her love of underage boymeat recently landed her in jail for raping one of her students, and forming a suicide pact with the boy. The method she chose to go out in a blaze of romantic glory? Overdosing on Bacardi rum, nyquil and tylenol. The boy smartly chose to fake drinking his potion of death and ditched his drama-queen lover. He was found by the cops playing video games at a nearby mall. Cara Dickey was found passed out in her car.

From Buffalonews.com here:
A former South Buffalo Charter School teacher who lost her job after authorities learned she had “an inappropriate relationship” with an eighth-grade pupil has been charged with rape, after meeting with him weeks after the original incident in mid-June.
Cara Dickey, 30, of Clarence, faces new charges of second-degree rape and criminal contempt, for violating an order of protection in the case.
The 14-year-old boy’s father only recently learned of the subsequent contact between his son and Dickey.
Dickey previously had sent the 14-year-old boy inappropriate text messages before picking him up from his home on the afternoon of June 16.
That day, she drove him to numerous locations, unlawfully imprisoning him for almost 24 hours and supplying him with Bacardi rum, Tylenol and Nyquil, according to arrest papers. The pair had made a suicide pact, police said.
Their disappearance sparked a massive search, and State Police and Buffalo police found both of them late the next morning. The boy was found in a Hamburg mall and Dickey was found sleeping in her vehicle in Springville.
The five-year veteran teacher, described as popular with students and staff alike, was fired the next day.
Dickey was charged with promoting a suicide attempt and unlawful imprisonment, both felonies, along with endangering the welfare of a child and unlawfully dealing with a child, both misdemeanors.
Even after being jailed this drama-queen had to violate her bail provisions by visiting her victim again.
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Child Rapist Kelsey Peterson Cries on TV
Oct 2nd
Kelsey Peterson, the Nebraska teacher who ran off with a 13-year-old illegal alien student of hers, was on Good Morning America yesterday boo-hooing about how she has lost everything and how her daughter will be a teenager by the time she gets out of prison. She should have thought about that before she started raping all of the illegal alien children she could straddle.
I have a problem with ABC labelling this as a teacher “sex scandal.” Its child rape, plain and simple. Orange looks good on her. To see the rest of the posts on Kelsey, click here.
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Cops Corral Crazy Cow Crackpot
Oct 1st
I don’t know what this lady’s beef was, but she was hoofing around the hood mooing at people and chasing kids and screaming for the neighbors to suck her udders. The cops rounded her up and branded her an udder failure. The judge took stock and sentenced the heifer to a month in the stockyard.

From the Metro here:
A woman dressed up in an udderley strange costume started chasing kids around a theme park.
Michelle Allen was arrested after she was caught causing chaos in the streets.
The drunken 32-year-old even urinated on a neighbour’s front garden and asked people to ‘suck my udders.’
She had been hired to wear the outfit to advertise for a local “haunted trail” theme park. But she left the job to go on a drunken two-day binge.
Police said that the cow suit was all she had on and had to take her mugshot while she was still wearing it. And as that was her only form of attire she had to go to court wearing the ridiculous outfit.
At first I thought this story was bull, or a pile of manure; a real flop. But other news outlets are milking it for all its worth, so I posted it, but I won’t steak my reputation on whether this is the Grade-A truth, or the cream of the crop. Okay, I won’t try to butter you up any longer. Moo.
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FBI Invades Dorm Party; Hacker Soils His Shorts
Sep 22nd
David Kernell, the son of a Democrat State Representative in Tennessee, and probable hacker who broke into Sarah Palin’s Yahoo email, crapped his pants when the FBI busted in on his dorm party at Midnight Sunday morning. David and his roommates jumped out of windows while the Feds took names and pushed everyone outside so they could search the apartment.

Email Intruder is about to learn what a backdoor intrusion is.
From WBIR here:
The FBI is stepping up its investigation of a University of Tennessee student, David Kernell who hacked into the personal e-mail of Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
Agents with the FBI served a federal search warrant at the Fort Sanders residence of David Kernell early Sunday morning around midnight.
They presented their badges upon entering Kernell’s apartment, where several students were having a party, and took down their names.
The witness tells us they asked him and those who did not live in the unit to go outside. He believes the investigators took about 1.5 to 2 hours taking pictures of everything inside the apartment.
Kernell and his friends fled the apartment when the FBI agents arrived.
Kernell’s three roommates were also subpoenaed, and must testify this week in Chattanooga.
David Kernell is the son of Mike Kernell, a Democratic state representative from Memphis.
This young wealthy child of privelege does not believe that others should have the same privacy afforded to he and his liberal friends. Lets see how David likes his privacy in his jail cell when he tries to go to the bathroom in front of his cellmate, “Bubba the Meth Dealer.”
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Reason 709 to HomeSchool: Whores Won’t Confuse Stripping With Teaching
Sep 19th
Some girls are born to be strippers. And with a name like Autumn Leathers, your career on the pole seems pretty much assured. But due to the lack of good strip joints in Cumberland, Maryland, Autumn Leathers had to become a school teacher, where she proceeded to give lap dances to 15 year old boys.

Well, actually, she did a lot more than lap dances, but rumor has it she did it for the boy’s lunch money. Make it rain, YEAH! From the Cumberland Times here:
Autumn Leathers, 24, of Frostburg was indicted on charges of third-degree sex offense, second-degree child abuse, sex abuse of a minor, unnatural or perverted practice, second-degree assault and fourth-degree sex offense in connection with alleged offenses involving one of the male students that she taught at Mountain Ridge High School.
She was involved with a 15-year-old boy over a several-month period. Police said the two would engage in sexual acts at Leathers’ home.
Leathers has been free on bond since her arrest Aug. 20, following a citizen’s complaint concerning a possible inappropriate relationship between Leathers and one of her students.
She was overheard in the teacher’s lounge saying “The thing I like most about High School boys is I keep getting older, and they just stay the same age.”
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Sarah Palin’s Yahoo Email Hacked
Sep 18th
The intertubes are abuzz about the hacking of Vice Presidential Candidate and Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin’s personal Yahoo.com email account. Michelle Malkin was outraged by the act, but she seemed more pissed off about the fact that Gawker reposted screenshots of the crime.

Gawker knowingly and deliberately published illegally obtained photos of the Palin children.
Where are the privacy absolutists now?
You think Palin Derangement Syndrome is bad now? These by-any-means-necessary lunatics are just warming up.
Bastards. Bastards all.
At first I thought this was all an elaborate hoax. The email account had less than 90 emails in the inbox, which is small for a personal account. Also, there were no bombshells of information gleaned other than email contact lists, which could have been compiled from anywhere. But confirmation came later when the McCain camp issued a statement that law enforcement was getting involved in the investigation.
The Reg has details here on the proxy server used by the 4chan user who broke into the account. The account was breached by guessing the security challenge, according to a follow-up post by Michelle Malkin here. The perpetrator goes by the name of Rubico and claims he did the hack on his own.
Liberals are all up in arms that Sarah Palin may have been using her Yahoo account to conduct state business. The email breach was unable to uncover any wrongdoing, but that doesn’t stop them from feigning outrage- not at the violation of a citizen’s privacy, but at the fact that the Governor had a Yahoo email account in the first place.
There is a lot to learn from this incident. First, make sure your free email accounts have strong passwords and you don’t choose easy-to-guess password reset challenge questions. Second, Governor Sarah Palin used this Yahoo account the way it was intended: As an untrusted, disposable convenience. There was nothing incriminating nor personally embarrassing on the account. You should treat your gmail, hotmail, yahoo and other free email accounts the same way.
Finally, Michelle was way offbase for criticizing Gawker over this issue. Reposting screencaps of an internet crime is not a crime, nor is it immoral. For a dozen years, Attrition.Org captured web defacements which were also federal crimes performed by the actual hackers. Posting a mirror of the defacement was not a crime. Posting screencaps the way Gawker did was no worse than posting a mirror defacement.
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Reason 648 to HomeSchool: Scary School Nurse Won’t Insist Your Boys to Take Her Temperature
Sep 15th
Meet Laura Obzera. She’s an elementary school nurse in Bolingbrook. She was recently arrested for having sex with underage boys after the cops read dirty text messages she was sending to one of the boys.

From the Chicago Trib here:
Laura Obzera, a Bolingbrook elementary school nurse, was arrested Thursday afternoon and charged with three counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse for having sexual relations with three teen boys in 2006.
Obzera, 49, works for Valley View Community School District 365U in Bolingbrook. She is listed as a health assistant at Wood View Elementary School in Bolingbrook on the school’s Web site.
There is no indication that the abuse of the boys, ages 13 to 17, happened on school property and Obzera apparently did not meet them through her job.
Obzera was arrested nine days after Bolingbrook police joined a Department of Children and Family Services inquiry into sexually charged text messages that were exchanged between an adult female and male teens. She was released Thursday on $50,000 bail.
This is not a case of Hello Nurse! I wonder if she was hypnotizing those boys with her shiny bunny eyes? She should have hypnotized them to not call the cops. How embarrassing is it to have a 15 year old break up with you? The kid says, “You’re old and busted, I’m not that into you, and guess what? I’m calling the cops.”
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Failed Mom Fails at ID Theft and Fails at Cheerleading
Sep 14th
Some people just refuse to grow up. And while that may work for Peter Pan, refusing to grow up landed this Wendy behind bars. Meet Wendy Brown, a failed mom of a 15 year old girl. Wendy, who is 33 and looks it, used her daughter’s identity to forge High School documents so she could enroll herself in a Green Bay, Wisconsin area high school with the goal of becoming a cheerleader. And it would have worked too, if she didn’t bounce a check for her uniform.

From the AP here:
A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter’s identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad. Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown’s mother.
Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn’t have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she’d missed.
Brown attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader’s locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach’s house. The $134.50 check Brown gave to the cheerleading coach for her uniform bounced.
A school liaison officer started investigating after Brown only attended the first day of classes last week.
Assistant Principal Dirk Ribbins later learned Brown’s daughter was enrolled at Pahrump Valley High School. Ribbins also spoke with Brown’s mother, who told him she had custody of the girl. She said Brown has a history of identity theft crimes.
Brown made her first court appearance Friday by video conference. The judge set bond at $8,000. If convicted, she could face up to six years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
Does Wendy’s Mom have custody of her grandchild so Wendy can feel free to explore her failed youth? Or does she have custody because Wendy pulls stunts like this often? I’m guessing the latter. Let’s hope that Grandma does a better job raising her grandchild than she did with Wendy.
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Virginia Supreme Court- Now Spam is Protected Speech
Sep 14th
We have a few morons on the bench here in Virginia. Our Supreme Court Justices are trying to give rights to criminals that do not exist anywhere else in the country. In a stunning reversal of their own prior opinion, they have now ruled that anyone can send any type of spam they want to my computer, even if it contains malware, trojans and child pornography, because I am a Virginia resident and its the spammer’s constitutional right to free speech to do so.

From the WaPo here:
The Virginia Supreme Court today struck down a state anti-spam law, saying the statute violated the First Amendment right to free and anonymous speech. The decision also tossed out the conviction of a North Carolina man once described as one of the most prolific spammers.
The ruling, arising from the Loudoun County criminal prosecution of Jeremy Jaynes of Raleigh, N.C., was also remarkable because the Supreme Court reversed itself: Just six months ago, the same court upheld the anti-spam law by a 4-3 margin. But Jaynes’s attorneys asked the court to reconsider, typically a long shot in appellate law, and the court not only reconsidered but changed its mind.
Jaynes was convicted in 2004 of sending tens of thousands of e-mails through America Online servers in Loudoun. He was the first person tried under the law, enacted in 2003, and Loudoun Circuit Court Judge Thomas D. Horne sentenced him to nine years in prison.
Virginia Attorney General Bob McDonnell said he intends to appeal the case to the U.S. Supreme Court.
“Today, the Supreme Court of Virginia has erroneously ruled that one has a right to deceptively enter somebody else’s private property for purposes of distributing his unsolicited fraudulent emails. I respectfully but fervently disagree,” McDonnell said in a written statement. “We will take this issue directly to the Supreme Court of the United States. The right of citizens to be free from unwanted fraudulent emails is one that I believe must be made secure.”
It doesn’t matter what anyone wants to say in an email. If you send it to a list of email addresses as spam, you are abusing computer access rights, which ought to be illegal. Its illegal in most other states, but not Virginia.
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Reason 445 to HomeSchool: Teacher Won’t Show Torture Porn to Your Kids
Sep 12th
Forrest Martin’s career as a teacher came to a screeching halt on Monday. During his photography class, he passed out assignments and then kicked his feet up on his desk, opened his laptop and drooled over videos of women being tortured and raped. But Oopsie! He forgot to disconnect the projector cable. His students were horrified at how creepy their teacher was. Forrest Martin quit his job before he could be fired.

From ABCNews here:
Phoenix police are investigating a Phoenix photography teacher, Forrest Martin, after some high school students reported that he played pornographic videos during class. According to a letter Arcadia High School sent home to parents, the incident happened Monday. The letter reads, “13 students were inadvertently shown material inappropriate for the classroom by their teacher.”
The teenage students said they saw were six video clips of what one student described as “torture porn, of like girls being tied up.”
The teacher had connected his personal computer to a projector screen for a photography lesson. That’s when students said the teacher began viewing the videos.
“He forgot the projector screen was turned on and he started watching porn and we were all just like sitting there shocked that he was watching this in front of the class.”
Students said they did try to signal the teacher but he never looked up from his computer. “He was just all into it, I don’t even think he was paying attention to us, he was just all in his computer. We were making comments like ‘Wow, what is he watching?’ and that kind of stuff but I think he was too into it to even notice.”
Most students said they weren’t offended as much as they were unnerved by the incident.
“I was just creeped out that a teacher that I have known from the beginning of the year could have been watching this the whole time we were in class. That’s just gross; he’ll watch it in front of kids in that school when he’s supposed to be teaching.”
Some students wondered how many times the teacher may have view pornography before without them knowing.
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Lanora Lucas is a Bad Mom
Sep 11th
In 2005, Lanora Lucas, a former school bus driver, let her kids ride in the trunk of her car on a hot June day because she wanted her son’s friends to think she was a “Cool Mom.” She paid a fine and went on probation, but she didn’t learn her lesson. Now she is in trouble for furnishing Vodka for a 13-year-old girl’s birthday party.
From WTOP here:
A woman who let three small children ride in the trunk of her car in 2005 is in trouble with the law again. Lanora A. Lucas, 40, of Thurmont was charged with reckless endangerment and furnishing alcohol to minors. She is accused of buying vodka for a 13-year-old girl’s birthday celebration.
A 13-year-old girl and a 16-year-old boy became so drunk that they were admitted to Frederick Memorial Hospital for alcohol poisoning. The girl’s blood-alcohol content was 0.251; the boy’s was 0.185.
The girls asked Lucas to buy the liquor. “A phone call was made. They met and gave her $20,” Koenig said. “She provided the vodka and brought them the change.” While in the woods, and under the influence of the liquor, one of the girls had sexual contact with two of the boys.
I guess being the cool mom in the town must be a pain in the ass if you end up doing liquor deliveries to every teenage slut in the county. But once you get busted, the 7-year prison sentence looks a little painful.
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Kanye Arrested at Airport
Sep 11th
Kanye threw a fit at the airport because someone took a picture of the dimunitive rapper. And the fit earned him an arrest. Who does he think he is? Snoop?

From MSNBC here:
Kanye West was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport on Thursday police have confirmed to Access Hollywood.
West was arrested at 7:51 a.m. PST on charges of battery and vandalism. He is still in custody at the airport.
The celebrity Web site TMZ.com is reporting that West smashed the camera of a photographer in the American Airlines terminal at LAX. TMZ says one of its photographers began videotaping the scene and an assistant of the rapper grabbed the camera and threw it to the ground.
At first, I thought Kanye had been busted with too many magazines in his big box o’ porn.
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Mother of the Year Might Get the Electric Chair
Aug 29th
China Arnold put her baby, four-week old Paris Talley, in the microwave and put it on the “frozen lasagna” setting. Now the state of Ohio plans to do the same to this twisted bitch.

From the AP here:
A mother was convicted Friday of killing her month-old daughter by burning her in a microwave oven. China Arnold, 28, showed no reaction when the jury’s verdict was announced and then lowered her head, looking down at the defense table.
Arnold was found guilty of aggravated murder and could be sentenced to death. The jury was scheduled to return Tuesday to begin hearing evidence in the death-penalty phase of the case.
Arnold intentionally put her baby in the microwave oven and cooked the child to death after a fight with her boyfriend. Arnolds’ cellmate testified that Arnold did it because she was worried her boyfriend would leave her if he found out the child wasn’t his.
A forensic pathologist testified that the girl likely died after being burned in the microwave oven for more than two minutes.
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Unbelievably, Rapper DMX Drops the F-Bomb During His Court Appearance
Aug 27th
What?? A rapper curses in front of a Judge while pleading for bail? The hell you say! But its true. Rapper DMX cursed at the judge in the CNN video below. Click for the giggles.
What did poor DMX do to deserve this cruel treatment by this white judge? Click here.
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Caylee Anthony’s Body Sure Did Stink
Aug 27th
Pew! That smell in Casey Anthony’s Car? DB. Decomp.

From WESH here:
Much-anticipated results from the University of Tennessee Body Farm reveal that the smell in the trunk of Casey Anthony’s car, mother of missing 3-year-old Caylee, is human decomposition, a law enforcement source said Wednesday.
Air sample tests taken from Anthony’s trunk were sent on Aug. 10 by the Orange County Sheriff’s Office to be analyzed at the University of Tennessee Forensic Anthropology Facility, known as the “Body Farm.” According to two sources, including one with direct knowledge of the investigation, initial tests on that foul odor in Casey Anthony’s car have come back positive for human decomposition. The finding is the first scientific signal that a dead body was in Casey Anthony’s car.
Remember how everyone got the “Rachel” haircut back in the 90′s because of Jennifer Anniston’s hairdo on Friends? Casey Anthony has been on TV enough now to inspire her own haircut, the “Casey.” But you can only get one at the HairCuttery if you bring a 3 year old girl with you.
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Crazy Bitch, Thy Name is Kimberly Jernigan
Aug 22nd
I thought former astronaut Lisa Nowak was the country’s craziest psycho ex-girlfriend. I think there is a new winner for king of the hill on Crazy Bitch Mountain.
Its Kim Jernigan, who, after being rejected by her Secondlife boyfriend when they met in real life, tried to kidnap him from his home using a Taser, duct tape, and a BB gun.

From CBS3 here:
A woman wanted in the bizarrely complicated attempted kidnapping of her former virtual boyfriend has been apprehended after a multi-state search. 33-year-old Kimberly Jernigan of North Carolina was distraught after her online relationship with a 52-year-old man from Claymont, Delaware came to an end.
The pair apparently met online in “Second Life.” A virtual relationship began between the victim, whose character was a Lion, and Jerrigan, whose online persona was said to be a virtual woman.
When the two met in reality several months ago, police said the victim ended the relationship, sending Jernigan into a downward spiral.
In the beginning of August, Jernigan allegedly drove to the victim’s Pennsylvania workplace and attempted to kidnap him at gunpoint. While she was unsuccessful, she returned two weeks later to track down the victim’s Delaware address by posing as a postal worker.
With her dog Gogi in tow, Jernigan cut and removed a screened window in order to enter her virtual ex’s apartment.
When the victim arrived home on Thursday, August 21, he saw someone pointing an object at his chest that was projecting a laser beam. He immediately fled the apartment and contacted police.
Officers arriving at the scene discovered a pair of handcuffs, a roll of duct tape, a Taser and a BB gun as well as the suspect’s dog. Jernigan had bound her dog Gogi with duct tape and put him in the bathroom as he was making too much noise.
Approximately an hour after the incident, authorities in Maryland spotted Jernigan’s vehicle at a rest stop on I-95. She was taken into custody after a brief struggle. Jernigan is currently facing charges of attempted kidnapping, burglary and aggravated menacing.
The dog is better off without this psycho woman. What went through her mind to make her think she would succeed at this plot?
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Reasons 918, 919, and 920 to HomeSchool: Your Kid Avoids Complete breakdown of Atlanta Area Education System
Aug 21st
What is going on in Atlanta? This school year is going to be hilarious if this week’s monkeybusiness is any judge. First up is the stupid comments by the school superintendent of Gwinnett, J. Alvin Wilbanks, who when asked why black kids were punished in schools more often in every state except Idaho, said, “They don’t have blacks in Idaho, now do they?”

Yeah, they want him to resign.
Next up is the Jabba the Hutt lookalike teacher from Atlanta, Holly Michelle Barnes, (myspace here) who is starting the year off in handcuffs for touching a 14 year old boy’s wiener. Get the eyebleach.

And finally, an Athens, GA teacher, Joseph Prescott-Reynard, proves why summer vacations are the best perk of the job. It allows them to grow their pot plants. In their backyards. A whole crop, which is easily spotted from a police chopper. Yeah, teachers aren’t really that smart after all. The crops were valued at $20,000 dollars, or about half his salary.

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When You Outlaw Cloning
Aug 7th
Only Pie-Faced former beauty queens with a criminal history of raping Mormons will clone things.
This woman clones animals for food.
Bernann McKinney made international news this week by cloning her old dead dog named, appropriately enough, Booger. As it turns out, she is wanted for kidnapping and raping a Mormon missionary in England. From the Australian here:
The former US beauty queen who drew headlines after mortgaging her home to have her dead dog cloned was outed by a British newspaper yesterday as the same woman who, 30 years ago, fled England after being charged in a bizarre sex crime case.
Bernann McKinney, 57, became the first paying customer of the commercial cloning industry this week when she had her beloved pitbull Booger cloned in South Korea. She appeared in media reports around the globe with her five cloned puppies.
But Britain’s Daily Mail newspaper reported yesterday that the woman shared a striking resemblance, a similar history and the same last name as the pit bull-loving former US beauty queen Joyce McKinney.
That Ms McKinney thrilled British tabloid readers in 1978 when she faced charges over kidnapping a 110kg male Mormon missionary, Kirk Anderson, whom she chained to a bed with mink handcuffs and forced to have sex. She famously said of her victim: “I loved him so much that I would ski naked down Mt Everest with a carnation up my nose if he asked me to.”
The pair had a brief affair when they were both studying drama in the US. A few years later, Ms McKinney, then 28, tracked Mr Anderson, 21, to Ewell in Surrey, where he had been posted as a missionary, and kidnapped him.
After failing to persuade him to marry her and father her children, she donned see-through lingerie and forced him to have sex with her, reportedly resolutely overcoming his Mormon chastity belt. He finally escaped and Ms McKinney was arrested.
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Reason 323 to HomeSchool: Culinary Arts Teacher Won’t Gangbang Students on Boat
Aug 7th
Meet Melissa Lavender. She is married with two children (for now) and used to teach at South Lake High School in St. Clair Shores in Michigan until she got fired for allowing her students to gangbang her during a party on a boat.
Melissa was on a boat with a gathering of seamen.
From ClickonDetroit here.
A 33-year-old South Lake High School teacher was arraigned Tuesday on two charges of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct.
Culinary arts teacher Melissa Lavender is accused of engaging in undisclosed sex acts with two of her male students while at party on a boat owned by one of Lavender’s former student’s parents. There were eight former and current students on the boat with Lavender at the time of the alleged incidents.
The two male students involved in the incidents are 16 and 17.
Lavender is married with two children.
If convicted, Lavender could spend up to two years behind bars.
According to the video accompanying the article, one student definitely would not hit that.

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Mary Winkler Murdered Her Husband. Now She Gets Her Kids Back
Aug 4th
So let me see if I can reconstruct this. Mary Winkler opened a Nigerian Scam email, and sent the fraudsters all of the money belonging to her and her preacher husband. Husband got mad, so she killed her husband. She blamed it on spousal abuse because her husband wanted her to wear high heel shoes. The jury foolishly believed her. She served no jail time. Now she has regained custody of her three children from her murdered husband’s parents.

Sick, sick, sick.
From the AP here:
Mary Winkler, convicted in the shooting death of her pastor husband in Tennessee, has taken custody of her three daughters. The former minister’s wife picked the girls up Friday from the slain man’s parents, Dan and Diane Winkler.
The children will remain with Winkler permanently.
Winkler was convicted of voluntary manslaughter last year for shooting her husband, Church of Christ minister Matthew Winkler, at their Selmer, Tenn., residence. Sentenced to three years in prison, she is free on probation.
The children, ages 11, 9 and 3, had previously been living with their grandparents with court-ordered visits with their mother.
Twisted women like this like to strap her children into the minivan and run it into the lake and then blame it on the Mexicans. How the state could have turned over custody to this monster is beyond my comprehension.
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