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	<description>I can&#039;t believe that came from your mouth!</description>
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		<title>OccuTards Give Farming a Try</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/19/occutards-give-farming-a-try/</link>
		<comments>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/19/occutards-give-farming-a-try/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 18:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a 12 Acre plot of land owned by the University of California. UC wants to sell the land for development into a strip mall. OccuTards are invading it to plant veggies. This is their video.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is a 12 Acre plot of land owned by the University of California.  UC wants to sell the land for development into a strip mall.  OccuTards are invading it to plant veggies.  This is their video.</p>
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		<title>Dirty Hippies Really Hate Clown Sharks</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/17/dirty-hippies-really-hate-clown-sharks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 17:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.belch.com/blog/?p=14255</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nothing harshes the buzz of a long-haired hippie like the appearance of the dreaded Clown Shark. Thanks to Dan for the tip!]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing harshes the buzz of a long-haired hippie like the appearance of the dreaded Clown Shark.</p>
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<p>Thanks to Dan for the tip!
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		<title>Creepiest Spine Adjustments Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/15/creepiest-spine-adjustments-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 21:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And WTF is this guy doing with his fingers in this lady&#8217;s mouth??]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And WTF is this guy doing with his fingers in this lady&#8217;s mouth??</p>
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		<title>Reason 140 to HomeSchool:  Eeeewww-  School Counselor Bangs Her Dog</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/13/reason-140-to-homeschool-eeeewww-school-counselor-bangs-her-dog/</link>
		<comments>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/13/reason-140-to-homeschool-eeeewww-school-counselor-bangs-her-dog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 15:44:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Stephanie Mickles- when she is not counselling school kids on their behavior, she is misbehaving herself by stuffing her vajayjay full of pooches. And of course she is still an employee while the court case is pending. Eee-yuuuuck.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meet Stephanie Mickles-  when she is not counselling school kids on their behavior, she is misbehaving herself by stuffing her vajayjay full of pooches.</p>
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<p>And of course she is still an employee while the court case is pending.  Eee-yuuuuck.
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		<title>Stoner Chicago Man Arrested for Fatal Gay Sex With a Peacock</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/11/stoner-chicago-man-arrested-for-fatal-gay-sex-with-a-peacock/</link>
		<comments>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/11/stoner-chicago-man-arrested-for-fatal-gay-sex-with-a-peacock/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 02:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The peacock is the most colorful of the male birds. David Beckman, below, raped his peacock in the cloaca, and managed to get arrested for it. From NBC here, which, by the way, has a peacock as its official logo: David Beckman, 64, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The peacock is the most colorful of the male birds.  David Beckman, below, raped his peacock in the cloaca, and managed to get arrested for it.  </p>
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<p>From <a href="http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/dupage-county-roselle-sexual-abuse-peacock-206997171.html">NBC here</a>, which, by the way, has a peacock as its official logo:</p>
<blockquote><p>David Beckman, 64, faces a charge of <strong>misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.</strong></p>
<p>Beckman was charged with the crime after police <strong>learned the bird died</strong> while they were investigating Beckman about an alleged case of indecent solicitation of a child.<br />
Details surrounding the case with the peacock, <strong>reportedly named Phyl</strong>, were unclear Friday</p>
<p>Court records confirmed Beckman faces three charges of harassment by telephone, <strong>unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, two counts of marijuana possession</strong>, attempted indecent solicitation of a child, cruelty to animals, and two counts of battery.</p></blockquote>
<p>Look, it wouldn&#8217;t be so gay if he banged a peaHEN, not a peacock.  And he screwed it to death.  David Beckman apparently smokes a couple of doobs, bangs a peacock, and asks kids to sit on his lap.  Or Thursday.  I&#8217;m sure Beckman will say the peacock was coming onto HIM.</p>
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		<title>Nightmare Fuel:  Kill a Praying Mantis to Release a Demonic Serpent</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/08/nightmare-fuel-kill-a-praying-mantis-to-release-a-demonic-serpent/</link>
		<comments>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/08/nightmare-fuel-kill-a-praying-mantis-to-release-a-demonic-serpent/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 20:48:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I guess I&#8217;ll be sleeping with the lights on tonight. You should too. Watch this. At first, I thought, &#8220;awwww, poor praying mantis,&#8221; but then I was reminded of the soldiers in Aliens begging to be killed after implantation.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I guess I&#8217;ll be sleeping with the lights on tonight.  You should too.  Watch this.  </p>
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<p>At first, I thought, &#8220;awwww, poor praying mantis,&#8221; but then I was reminded of the soldiers in Aliens begging to be killed after implantation.
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		<title>Cleveland&#8217;s Hero Charles Ramsey Gets Songified</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/08/clevelands-hero-charles-ramsey-gets-songified/</link>
		<comments>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/08/clevelands-hero-charles-ramsey-gets-songified/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 16:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Dead Giveaway video is hilarious.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This Dead Giveaway video is hilarious.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Lovin&#8217; It!  McDonald&#8217;s Now Has Product Placement in the News</title>
		<link>http://www.belch.com/blog/2013/05/07/im-lovin-it-mcdonalds-now-has-product-placement-in-the-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 20:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three stupid girls somehow managed to get themselves abducted in Cleveland and ended up playing World of Warcraft for ten years- or something. Anyways, when they managed to escape, they were discovered by the nation&#8217;s most inattentive neighbor, who after ten years of ignoring screams from the basement, saw a hand waving while he was&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three stupid girls somehow managed to get themselves abducted in Cleveland and ended up playing World of Warcraft for ten years-  or something.  Anyways, when they managed to escape, they were discovered by the nation&#8217;s most inattentive neighbor, who after ten years of ignoring screams from the basement, saw a hand waving while he was &#8220;Having his MacDonald&#8217;s.&#8221;</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://wtop.com/209/3312496/2-women-missing-for-a-decade-found-alive-in-Ohio">WTOP here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Three women who went missing separately about a decade ago were found Monday in a home just south of downtown and likely had been tied up during years of captivity, said police, who arrested three brothers. One of the women said she had been abducted and told a 911 dispatcher in a frantic call, &#8220;I&#8217;m free now.&#8221;</p>
<p>Crowds gathered Monday night on the street near the home where the city&#8217;s police chief said he thought <strong>Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus and Michelle Knight had been held since they went missing when they were in their teens or early 20s.</strong></p>
<p>The women appeared to be in good health and were taken to a hospital to be evaluated and to reunite with relatives. Police said a 6-year-old also was found in the home, but the child&#8217;s identity or relationship to anyone in the home wasn&#8217;t revealed.</p>
<p>Neighbors said they heard someone kicking at a door, yelling for help and trying desperately to get outside the house.</p>
<p>A neighbor, Charles Ramsey, told WEWS-TV he saw Berry, whom he didn&#8217;t recognize, at a door that would open only enough to fit a hand through.</p>
<p>&#8220;I heard screaming,&#8221; he said. <strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m eating my McDonald&#8217;s. I come outside. I see this girl going nuts trying to get out of a house.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>On a recorded 911 call Monday, Berry declared, &#8220;I&#8217;m Amanda Berry. I&#8217;ve been on the news for the last 10 years.&#8221;</p>
<p>She said she had been taken by someone and begged for police officers to arrive at the home on Cleveland&#8217;s west side before he returned.</p></blockquote>
<p>Cleveland is an awful town.  It&#8217;s drab, crime riddled, and the neighbors allow people to keep kidnap victims as pets.  If it wasn&#8217;t for an Egg McMuffin, these three women would still be locked up.  Do you think the News Producers could have asked this brave hero to take off his backwards ballcap prior to the interview?
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		<title>Former Model Bloated by Self-Injections</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 20:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Jones</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look at this moon-pie faced Korean woman. She wanted to have eternal beauty so she became a plastic surgery addict. When the docs cut her off, she stole some needles and some collagen. When the collagen ran out she used vegetable oil to inject into her face. Now she looks like the elephant man. From&#8230;]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Look at this moon-pie faced Korean woman.  She wanted to have eternal beauty so she became a plastic surgery addict.  When the docs cut her off, she stole some needles and some collagen.  When the collagen ran out she used vegetable oil to inject into her face.  Now she looks like the elephant man.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bloated.jpg"><img src="http://www.belch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bloated-e1367956917784.jpg" alt="bloated" width="500" height="308" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-14187" /></a></p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2320679/Korean-woman-Hang-Mioku-injects-COOKING-OIL-face-refused-plastic-surgery.html">the DailyMail here</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>A plastic surgery addict injected cooking oil into her face when doctors refused to give her any more silicone. </p>
<p>Former model Hang Mioku has been left permanently disfigured following the DIY beauty treatment. </p>
<p>After injecting an entire bottle of black market silicone into her face, Hang resorted to using cooking oil that left her face severely swollen and scarred. </p>
<p>During the first of 10 operations, surgeons removed 60g of silicone, oil and other foreign substances from her face and 200g from her neck. </p>
<p>However, Hang is still disfigured and she said she wishes she could have her old face back.</p></blockquote>
<p>Egads this broad is hideous.  Looks like she&#8217;s been making out with bees and bad shrimp.
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 19:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Morgan Spurlock&#8217;s wife had had enough with the vegan diet. Can&#8217;t a girl eat a cheeseburger? Some chicken? An egg? And when she announced that people are responsible for their own diets, militant vegans dumped hate all over her. And it sure was lulzy.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Morgan Spurlock&#8217;s wife had had enough with the vegan diet. Can&#8217;t a girl eat a cheeseburger?  Some chicken?  An egg?  And when she announced that people are responsible for their own diets, militant vegans dumped hate all over her.  And it sure was lulzy.</p>
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