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Cinderella in Mosaics



Cinderella in Mosaics, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

In Cinderella’s castle at Magic Kingdom is a fantastic series of beautiful mosaics that depict the story of Cinderella. One panel shows the wicked stepsisters in shades of green and red for envy and rage. The skill it took to make these was considerable and the panels are a sight to behold.


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Quick Disney Trip



Quick Disney Trip, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

Blogging will be light the next couple of days. To rewardJess and Cartney for their patience with me and my long travels we have taken a quick vacation to Disney in Florida. Here is Cartney sporting his new shades posing with a couple of ducks.


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Wiggle Room



Wiggle Room, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

It is great to be back in the USA after two long weeks in Canberra. One more photo, this one of the Sydney Airport’s main attractions- I had forgotten that the “Wiggles” were from Australia.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think the Imagination Movers would woop the Wiggles’ candy asses.


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Australian Kitsch



Australian Kitsch, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I am continually stunned by how much Australian culture is so much like our own and less like European culture. Sure the accents are funny and they drive on the wrong side of the road, but I am beginning to think that is where the differences end.

I was in a shopping mall killing time this afternoon and was stunned by a big shop that sold home goods and decorations. They sold velvet Elvis Presley paintings. Not even kidding. They also sold black and white portraits of Marilyn Monroe. They had fairy artwork and some stuff that was a bit more regional than our own, as this picture illustrates- a See No Evil, Speak No Evil and Hear No Evil mutant headed buddha bitches, sitting in a lotus position.

I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but when I see big headed bald people, I get creeped out. Maybe its because they remind me of the beings from Talos IV:

Did the Talosians see no evil, hear no evil or just torture the fuck out of Captain Pike? I think it was the latter, thank you very much.


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The Engineer Guy Disassembles a Photocopier

Is it too early for another Engineer Guy video? I don’t care, its my blog and I say no. After I posted the last one, I spent about 30 minutes checking out more of his vids and I stumbled across this one. Its close to my heart for a few reasons- first, I used to have a job delivering copier machines. I had even forgotten about that job- I had it about three weeks before I got something better- but it was the first job that I honestly feared getting crushed by something I was shipping. I had to go down a ramp at a jobsite, and the damned copier I was moving weighed almost as much as I did, and pushing it up that ramp became a battle between my safety and the health of the copier. Brute strength won the day and the copier was delivered safely, but I had forgotten about that time of my life until I saw Bill Hammack struggle with a copier to push it into his office, where it is promptly destroyed much to my amusement.

The other reason I like this video is that a laser jet printer is simply a photocopier without the copying option. The toner, the electrostatic fuser and printing head work the same- but instead of charging the paper with an image of a photo, the paper is charged with an electronic interpretation of what an image would look like. I’m not too sure why the laser jet was largely replaced with the ink jet- other than the easy availability of high color photo quality prints. But the black and white laser jet printer produced higher quality black and white printouts without the paper feeling wet. And who doesn’t love the smell of baked toner?


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Over the Edge



Over the Edge, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

I had a fantastic day off. I explored several places in Australia, one of which, Fitzroy Falls, is pictured here. This is one of the smaller, 200 foot waterfalls, taken from almost at the edge before the plummet. Several waterfalls fall into this canyon and the National Park that surrounds it allows visitors to hike the canyon edges. Fantastic scenery!


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Canberra Blue Hour



Canberra Blue Hour, originally uploaded by -yury-.

I haven’t been able to get close enough to the Parliament building to get any good photos, but I’ve driven past it several times on my way to the suburbs in a quest to locate a decent Golden Tee Golf game. And I’m not too sure any shot I capture will compare to this one.

I plan on getting out to the country tomorrow, so hopefully I can come back with some non-city photos to share.


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Whatever Happened to the El Camino? Everyone in Australia has One

A lot of folks look at my Chevy SSR and wonder if my convertible truck is a possible comeback for the old El Camino car which was simply a two door, two-seater car with a pickup bed instead of a passenger compartment.

I used to tell those people “No, my car is a Chevy convertible truck. I miss the El Camino too.”

Wanna know what happened to the cars with the pickup beds? They are all over here in Australia. And they are made by Ford, Chevy, Hyundai, and other auto makers. I even saw a kickass Dodge truck that would make some American versions of the Dodge look weak.

I snapped this photo of this ford Falcon on my first day in country. I couldn’t’ believe that they were selling cars like this until I saw similar vehicles that were 20 years old.

Know what is really cool? A 1969 Chevy Camaro screaming down the street- with the steering wheel on the right hand side of the car. Or a 1972 Chevelle, likewise with the steering on the right. Yep, I saw that too.

I have seen so many American television shows on TV around here. Ellen Degeneres is on Daytime TV just like at home. Glee is extremely popular. I was in a pub not 30 minutes ago where Big Bang Theory had a raucous crowd gathered around the TV. Nickelodeon is a popular TV channel over here and they are heavily pimping the Nickelodeon awards starring Jack Black.

In fact, there are so many American influences on pop culture in Australia, it’s sometimes hard to imagine that I’m in a foreign country at all.

I was out at a pub tonight really trying to understand Australian rules football, and began to become enthralled in the no-pads hitting and the brutal gang tackling. And then I saw that the oblong football they were using had a gigantic McDonalds emblem on the side of the ball and I performed an audible facepalm in the pub.

Between that and the 4 dollar bottles of Diet Coke, I’m aware that I’m not in the US, but only barely.


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Pedal Powered Pancake Stamper



pancake maker, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.

There is a restaurant in Canberra that just serves pancakes. The aroma of buttermilk and syrup perfume the entire block. I’m definitely eating there one of the nights I’m in town.

In the front of the shop is this awesome steampunk appliance that has an old sewing-machine foot lever and will somehow churn out pancakes. Why anyone would need a Rube Goldberg pancake machine instead of a short order cook is anyone’s guess.


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Hartford Skyline



Hartford Skyline, originally uploaded by rbglasson.

Spending the week up in Hartford this week. Blogging may be light so feel free to check out the archives.


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Great Day at Virginia Living Museum

It was a wonderful spring day for a visit to the Virginia Living Museum in Newport News, VA. The facility is a great place for exploring the sights, touch and sounds of wildlife, and Cartney just glows when he can touch a Horseshoe Crab or snakeskin. Below is a slideshow of some of the things we got to see and do-

Here is a video of the Tom gobbling and Cartney laughing whenever he did.


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