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Double Eagle on Grizzly Flats
Apr 24th
One of my all time best scores came tonight due to this amazing second shot on the 17th hole, scoring a double eagle. I finished minus 18 on 18 holes.
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Wine Tasting Saturday
Apr 23rd
While I was in Australia doing my own wine tasting, my wife was home introducing her girlfriends to the magic of Virginia wine. We each dreaded tasting great wine without the other. Our first chance to do wine tasting together this year was at Quattro Gooma’s.
And we loved it.
Quattro Goomba’s is one of the newest wineries on the Loudon Wine trail and they don’t grow their own fruit. They started as a cellar operation for fun, by purchasing fruit from around the world to make some custom wine, and they grew to a wonderful operation that attracts visitors from around the region.
A great thing about Virginia Wine is that you get to experience wonderful local fruit and the fantastic wines it creates. The bad thing about Virginia Wine is that you are largely limited to Virginia produced fruit which is somewhat limited. Sure you get some fantastic local varietals you just can’t get anywhere else, like the Norton, but on the flip side, you don’t get to experience Chilean grapes or Napa grapes. At Quattro Goomba’s, you can do both. And they are one of the few wineries that serve Sangria.
Jess and I watched cartney play in the rolling hills of green on a beautiful spring day while we enjoyed a bottle of Californian Chardonnay that is simply out of reach for Virginians. It was fun and a great way to spend a Saturday Afternoon.
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Robo-Ritas
Apr 21st
Got back from the quick Disney Trip. As you exit from Space Mountain, you see this scene from an exotic space destination in which you have robots serving Margaritas. Not a bad idea on paper, but would having a robot bartender be a good thing? I think by keeping us humans drunk, it would better prepare us for our robot overlords.
And I know one robot who may not be able to make a good mixed drink:
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Cinderella in Mosaics
Apr 20th
In Cinderella’s castle at Magic Kingdom is a fantastic series of beautiful mosaics that depict the story of Cinderella. One panel shows the wicked stepsisters in shades of green and red for envy and rage. The skill it took to make these was considerable and the panels are a sight to behold.
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Quick Disney Trip
Apr 19th
Blogging will be light the next couple of days. To rewardJess and Cartney for their patience with me and my long travels we have taken a quick vacation to Disney in Florida. Here is Cartney sporting his new shades posing with a couple of ducks.
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Wiggle Room
Apr 15th
It is great to be back in the USA after two long weeks in Canberra. One more photo, this one of the Sydney Airport’s main attractions- I had forgotten that the “Wiggles” were from Australia.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I think the Imagination Movers would woop the Wiggles’ candy asses.
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Australian Kitsch
Apr 14th
I am continually stunned by how much Australian culture is so much like our own and less like European culture. Sure the accents are funny and they drive on the wrong side of the road, but I am beginning to think that is where the differences end.
I was in a shopping mall killing time this afternoon and was stunned by a big shop that sold home goods and decorations. They sold velvet Elvis Presley paintings. Not even kidding. They also sold black and white portraits of Marilyn Monroe. They had fairy artwork and some stuff that was a bit more regional than our own, as this picture illustrates- a See No Evil, Speak No Evil and Hear No Evil mutant headed buddha bitches, sitting in a lotus position.
I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but when I see big headed bald people, I get creeped out. Maybe its because they remind me of the beings from Talos IV:
Did the Talosians see no evil, hear no evil or just torture the fuck out of Captain Pike? I think it was the latter, thank you very much.
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Telstra Tower
Apr 13th
This stark radio tower atop of a mountain in Canberra is Telstra Tower, built in 1980. It is ringed with radio and microwave repeaters, and until yesterday, I thought it was just a garish piece of critical infrastructure. Then I heard from friends here that there was a rotating restaurant atop this thing. So of course I went.
Each of the three courses were paired with a regional wine. I had scallops, fresh bread and some great lamb shank. Below is a shot of what the place looks like at night.
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I Have Holed Out on a New Continent
Apr 12th
They do have Golden Tee Golf here in Australia. I found a pretty decent machine, but the distances and wind speeds are measured in meters and kilometers per hour, which has thrown me just a little bit. I also found out I can’t play for cash prizes since my account is tied to US currency, but that’s okay too. Here I am sinking a chip shot for a birdie.
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Wine Tasting in the Canberra Region of Australia
Apr 10th
Rather than write about individual wineries, I thought I’d switch this up just a bit and talk about the entire region of Canberra- Well, mostly the Murrumbateman village region, where I spent most of Sunday Morning. Many wine aficionados like to preach that its not about the wine, but the winemakers who give character to their wine that makes a good wine truly good. So in a region of great wines, how do you pick a winner among four wineries? Simply, the four winemakers who best help you experience their wine.
I visited several wineries, but four stand out in quality. Yass Valley Winery, McKellar Ridge Winery, Dionysus Winery and Clonakilla Winery.
Clonakilla winery is hailed by experts as one of the best wineries in the region. In fact, it was based on this recommendation that I went to the Murrembateman village to begin my winery tour. But the first winery I encountered was the Dionysus Winery. Like many wineries in the region, they specialized in Rieslings and Sauvignon Blancs, but to me what really stood out was their fantastic Shiraz, a bright purple wine with smells of smoke, harvest berries and spice. It was aged in oak, helping to provide a complex, smooth, yet bold flavor to a familiar grape. I took a bottle of their Shiraz back to the hotel to enjoy it during the upcoming week.
Clonakilla, was sadly, lacking in any kind of personal touch, and upon tasting their wines, I honestly had to ask what all the hubbub was about. It was staffed by a young, indifferent man who offered tastings of overpriced wines. His best wine was a Shiraz made from another estate’s grape. While that is not anything to hold against any vineyard, considering some of the local competition who grew local varietals, and grew them better, this caused me to bypass his offering for other regional bottles.
Next on my visit trail was the fantastic Yass Valley Winery, up the street from Clonakilla. This winery was spectacular, mostly because of the winemaker who ran the place. I was welcomed into their bright roomy tasting room, where I helped to remove the reds that were warming(!) over the floor heater because they were too chilly. The winemaker was Mick Withers, a retiree who sank his last years of his life into a beautiful winery making fantastic wines. He playfully guided me through their varieties. Most of their whites were to die for. The Traminer was great, as was the Verdelho, but I ended up settling on the Barbera, a red wine originally from Italy that has a fantastic flavor. I enjoyed a glass of the wine while Withers’ retiree wife made me a beautiful plate of bruscetta with local tomatos and fresh feta cheese. Maybe it was seeing this older couple run their business with pride that made this wine taste so well, but it is most likely the fact that the opposite is true: good wine comes from good, hardworking folk, and this is the clear winner of the wines I enjoyed today.
Last but not least, I stopped by McKellar Ridge Winery, run by Brian Johnston and his talented artist wife, Janet. Janet’s great watercolors, what were left after last week’s wine festival, adorn the tasting room’s walls. The Johnstons are trying to corner the local market on Bordeaux style wines by combining local varieties of Cab Franc, Merlot and Cab Sav together. The wines I tasted that they had to offer were exquisite. And they have won many local awards too. I think they will be successful with their blends. But the Bordeaux style wines were nothing fantastically new to me, coming from Northern Virginia where so many similar blends also tried to capture that French essence. Their whites, however, were what stood out to me. A crisp Sav Blanc and an equally tasty Riesling made for a great sipping wine on a warm rainy Sunday morning as I enjoyed the Johnston’s company.
It really is true. The best wines are not about the chemical makeup of the vintage. Its about the winemakers and their passions- and in my case, their ability to suffer a visiting Yank touring a wet region of outstanding wines.
Oh an that last photo of Kangaroo Prosciutto? I had to try Roo meat while I was here. It goes great with the Barbera!
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The Engineer Guy Disassembles a Photocopier
Apr 9th
Is it too early for another Engineer Guy video? I don’t care, its my blog and I say no. After I posted the last one, I spent about 30 minutes checking out more of his vids and I stumbled across this one. Its close to my heart for a few reasons- first, I used to have a job delivering copier machines. I had even forgotten about that job- I had it about three weeks before I got something better- but it was the first job that I honestly feared getting crushed by something I was shipping. I had to go down a ramp at a jobsite, and the damned copier I was moving weighed almost as much as I did, and pushing it up that ramp became a battle between my safety and the health of the copier. Brute strength won the day and the copier was delivered safely, but I had forgotten about that time of my life until I saw Bill Hammack struggle with a copier to push it into his office, where it is promptly destroyed much to my amusement.
The other reason I like this video is that a laser jet printer is simply a photocopier without the copying option. The toner, the electrostatic fuser and printing head work the same- but instead of charging the paper with an image of a photo, the paper is charged with an electronic interpretation of what an image would look like. I’m not too sure why the laser jet was largely replaced with the ink jet- other than the easy availability of high color photo quality prints. But the black and white laser jet printer produced higher quality black and white printouts without the paper feeling wet. And who doesn’t love the smell of baked toner?
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Over the Edge
Apr 9th
I had a fantastic day off. I explored several places in Australia, one of which, Fitzroy Falls, is pictured here. This is one of the smaller, 200 foot waterfalls, taken from almost at the edge before the plummet. Several waterfalls fall into this canyon and the National Park that surrounds it allows visitors to hike the canyon edges. Fantastic scenery!
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Wild Cockatoos of Canberra
Apr 8th
I always thought that Cockatoos were exotic rare equatorial birds. I didn’t know that they are almost the equivalent of pigeons down here in Australia. And though the scale size doesn’t translate well, these animals are much bigger than anything I see in pet stores back home. They tend to flock at sunset, and according to some of the folks I’ve worked with this week, they are kinda destructive too, and will gnaw off antennas from your car to sharpen their beaks.
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Canberra Blue Hour
Apr 8th
I haven’t been able to get close enough to the Parliament building to get any good photos, but I’ve driven past it several times on my way to the suburbs in a quest to locate a decent Golden Tee Golf game. And I’m not too sure any shot I capture will compare to this one.
I plan on getting out to the country tomorrow, so hopefully I can come back with some non-city photos to share.
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Whatever Happened to the El Camino? Everyone in Australia has One
Apr 5th

Whatever Happened to the El Camino? Everyone in Australia has One, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
A lot of folks look at my Chevy SSR and wonder if my convertible truck is a possible comeback for the old El Camino car which was simply a two door, two-seater car with a pickup bed instead of a passenger compartment.
I used to tell those people “No, my car is a Chevy convertible truck. I miss the El Camino too.”
Wanna know what happened to the cars with the pickup beds? They are all over here in Australia. And they are made by Ford, Chevy, Hyundai, and other auto makers. I even saw a kickass Dodge truck that would make some American versions of the Dodge look weak.
I snapped this photo of this ford Falcon on my first day in country. I couldn’t’ believe that they were selling cars like this until I saw similar vehicles that were 20 years old.
Know what is really cool? A 1969 Chevy Camaro screaming down the street- with the steering wheel on the right hand side of the car. Or a 1972 Chevelle, likewise with the steering on the right. Yep, I saw that too.
I have seen so many American television shows on TV around here. Ellen Degeneres is on Daytime TV just like at home. Glee is extremely popular. I was in a pub not 30 minutes ago where Big Bang Theory had a raucous crowd gathered around the TV. Nickelodeon is a popular TV channel over here and they are heavily pimping the Nickelodeon awards starring Jack Black.
In fact, there are so many American influences on pop culture in Australia, it’s sometimes hard to imagine that I’m in a foreign country at all.
I was out at a pub tonight really trying to understand Australian rules football, and began to become enthralled in the no-pads hitting and the brutal gang tackling. And then I saw that the oblong football they were using had a gigantic McDonalds emblem on the side of the ball and I performed an audible facepalm in the pub.
Between that and the 4 dollar bottles of Diet Coke, I’m aware that I’m not in the US, but only barely.
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Pedal Powered Pancake Stamper
Apr 3rd
There is a restaurant in Canberra that just serves pancakes. The aroma of buttermilk and syrup perfume the entire block. I’m definitely eating there one of the nights I’m in town.
In the front of the shop is this awesome steampunk appliance that has an old sewing-machine foot lever and will somehow churn out pancakes. Why anyone would need a Rube Goldberg pancake machine instead of a short order cook is anyone’s guess.
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Crossing the International Date Line: How I’m Skipping My Birthday
Apr 1st
I am in San Francisco airport between flights at a cafe watching skinny people struggle to pick between bottles of organic cranapple juice or green tea.
I am also reflecting on the remaining trip I have before me tonight- I’m going to Australia. Today is the 1st, and I am soon to be airborne. The 2nd is supposed to be my birthday, just like every year, but this year I have decided to skip it since the date of April 2nd will cease to be.
I will cross the International Date line overnight and will land in Sydney on the 3rd, obliterating my birthday from the calendar. I think I’m down with that.
I am also planning to drive once I get there. Since Australians are stubborn and choose to drive on the wrong side of the road, I jumped at the chance to include third party insurance when I booked my car.
I’ll post pics of my adventures down under.
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Mobility
Apr 1st
Im back on an airplane. This time it’s a long flight and it may be a while before there are regular updates. Feel free to check out the archives.
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Hartford Skyline
Mar 21st
Spending the week up in Hartford this week. Blogging may be light so feel free to check out the archives.
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Great Day at Virginia Living Museum
Mar 19th
It was a wonderful spring day for a visit to the Virginia Living Museum in Newport News, VA. The facility is a great place for exploring the sights, touch and sounds of wildlife, and Cartney just glows when he can touch a Horseshoe Crab or snakeskin. Below is a slideshow of some of the things we got to see and do-
Here is a video of the Tom gobbling and Cartney laughing whenever he did.
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