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Why Do Cherubs Have to Pee So Badly?
May 17th
Yesterday my wife and I ventured north of Leesburg to the small village of Lucketts, Virginia to visit the totally cool Lucketts Store to score some antiques and knick-nacks. Check out their website here. We came away with a cool stained-glass transom window that we mounted over our fireplace. It looks cool, but that’s not what this blog post is about.
I’m writing to inform everyone that cherubs- you know, those chubby baby angels with wings, apparently have to pee all of the time. Its as if, in the heirarchy of angels, you have the archangels like Michael, lots of other angels that do various jobs, and somewhere near the bottom, below the surly teenager angel that broods about wishing he was never born with wings, is the cherub baby angel, who’s sole job is to urinate frequently, if not constantly. This fact is reflected in the art, imagry and statuary over the past few centuries, and Lucketts had several iron-cast cherubs who were holding their tiny weiners with both hands, to- get this- piss on a frog.
Even if I could come to grips with cherubs who have chronic bladder issues, which is okay in a bizarre sort of way, what is the deal with cherubs relieving themselves on frogs? And not just a frog who was maybe a bit too dry and could use an angelic golden shower to keep his warty skin all moist, no! The cherubs at Lucketts are eagerly enjoying the cherub’s pee with gaping open mouths! Eeeeewwww!
The picture above was off of Luckett’s website. I didn’t have a camera to help capture the look of glee in the frog’s eye as the impish cherub was draining the tiny holy lizard, but believe me when I say the frog was really into it. And when I was looking for this photo, I found other pictures of statues of peeing cherubs, some of which featured frogs, so I can only assume that this is some type of angelic meme, which perhaps explains why frogs are always wet.
Here is one in bronze with the little cherub ready to give someone a high five for having good aim:

And if you want a peeing cherub for your own garden, there are statues and fountains available. Just add your own frog and you’re all set.

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Artist Unveils “The Truth”
Apr 25th
Its an acrylic on canvas piece titled “The Truth” featuring Obama in a crucifixion pose wearing a crown of thorns on his head. Michael D’Antuono is the artist and he unveiled the piece on Obama’s 100th day in office. Behold “The Truth.”

Of course the artist is deliberately trying to provoke a reaction, especially from the religious people in our society, but the artist refuses to state whether the image is intended to mock leftists who worship Obama or whether it is supposed to incite anger from conservatives for being yet another artist who embraces Obama and his government as a replacement for salvation.
His artist’s statement says here at PRNewswire:
President Obama appearing much like Jesus Christ on the Cross; atop his head, a crown of thorns. Behind him, the dark veil being lifted (or lowered) on the Presidential Seal. But is he revealing or concealing and is he being crucified or glorified?
D’Antuono insists that this piece is a mirror; reflecting the personal opinions and emotions of the viewer; that “The Truth” like beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. D’Antuono expects that individual interpretations will vary as widely as they do in the political arena.
I only see this piece as something that is sacrilegious and a PR stunt to get the artist’s name onto the public scene. And I understand that, and in a way, I appreciate it. It made me look up the guy’s website which is here. On the site are several pieces of art that I found to be much more pleasant, and because I enjoy looking at art, I appreciate the Obama piece because I would never have found D’Antuono’s other more appealing art otherwise. I guess that makes the Obama piece a “gateway painting.” Heh. Check out some of his other works at his website. My favorites are below:
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Art of Noyes
Apr 20th
A close family friend, Susan Noyes is exhibiting her art at a Washington DC gallery on the 23rd. Her pieces reflect a dark solitary side which is both disturbing and fascinating. Below are a few of my favorite pieces from her outstanding website here at Noyseart.com

Untitled project

Installation Art Piece called “Keeping Track”

Closeup of the register tape of “Keeping Track”
Be sure to check out her site and view her pieces created with razor blades.
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Art From Old Cassette Tapes
Mar 21st
This is a great use of those old cassette tapes.

The artist is iri5 on Flickr. Thanks to Neatorama for the link.
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Reason 34 to HomeSchool: Recess Won’t Be Limited to “Let’s Be Flowers”
Oct 27th
I found this awesome comic strip series, Diversity Lane, by way of BUUUUURRRRNING HOT. Any comic that makes fun of liberals and their self-destructive ways tops my list, like this one depicting acceptable games that can be played during recess.

If you want to see more strips, check out the Diversity Lane blog here, and check out the Diversity Lane homepage for all of the backstory and characters here. And don’t forget to subscribe to new comics.
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Awesome Inflatable Street Art
Oct 25th
Mark at Geeks Are Sexy posted this awesome video of a street artist, Joshua Allen Harris, installing his art over the ventilation grates in New York City. He uses bits of garbage bags and plastic sheeting to create his animated animals and monsters. Click the video to watch.
That’s art. This isn’t.
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Eco-Religionist Dumps Trash at GRACE
Oct 21st
I was stunned when I went into the Greater Reston Arts Center at the Reston Towncenter the other day. The main gallery looked empty except for what looked like some bizarre storm damage. An uprooted dead tree was lying in the middle of the floor.

The artist, Shinji Turner-Yamamoto, had the tree dumped there on purpose. Below is a shot of workers trying to cram a dead tree through the double doors of the art center.

I can’t wait for the next exhibition at GRACE, which should be a diesel powered wood chipper.
To moonbats who worship dirt and trees, I reckon using a dead tree is the equivalent of Vincenzo Foppa’s Crucifixion. Different religion, but godless liberals are just ripping off the iconography.
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Very Cool Pirate Posters
Oct 16th
Everyone’s life insurance policy comes with a rider for accidental dismemberment which stipulates how much money you get when your arm gets gnawed off by a bizarre document faxing accident, and even specifies how much your fingers and thumbs are worth. Thanks to 826 Valencia, by way of Neatorama, we now have the policy poster for pirates.

From the shop’s poster description:
This poster sets the standard for compensation for limbs lost via treacherous sailing incidents and other mishaps. Additionally, if you’re running short of funds, now you know which appendage will garner you the most doubloons.
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More Art Found at Goodwill
Jun 25th
A beautiful French Impressionist painting was ditched at a Goodwill. Someone with a sharp eye recognized it and auctioned it for 40,000 bucks.

The AP said here:
This is a painting, supplied by Sotheby’s auction house, by Edouard Leon Cortes entitled ‘Marche aux fleurs’ or ‘Flower Market,’ sold for $40,600 at a Sotheby’s auction a few weeks ago. The old painting was dropped off at a rural Maryland Goodwill store and turned out to be a work by the French Impressionist. And now, thanks to the sharp eye of a store employee, the charitable organization is $40,600 richer.
This is not the first post about a Goodwill painting. Check out the Benson piece here.
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The Amazing CanTab Chair
Jun 3rd
You know all those pull tabs from soda cans that most normal people throw away? A friend of mine, Brad, collects them for his amazing art. And he gets his friends to collect them too. He wants thousands of them so he can make artwork like his Amazing CanTab Chair pictured below.
The silvery portion of this chaise lounge chair is made out of interwoven Can Tabs. Over 40,000 of them. Here is the closeup of what the weave looks like.

He has lots of pictures of the build and design process for this piece of art on the MySpace page. And his chair is for sale too. According to his site on MySpace here:
The frame was constructed of two pieces of ¾” plywood on each side, held together with 3/8” all thread steel rod. The seating surface is made of aluminum can tabs, 40,000+ of them, strung onto 1/16” galvanized steel cable. It took me about 3 years to design, collect tabs, and build the chair. The chair is for sale, but I have no idea how much. I am very interested in displaying it in galleries, museums, etc.
The chair is currently on display at Artomatic, an artist’s festival and gallery running now in Washington DC. Check out details for the show here.
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Origin of PacMan
May 4th
Saw this at Gawker. Its an artist’s rendition of the concept behind PacMan.

Well, why not? It has an Atari symbol on the shoulder of the yellow astronaut, which is odd considering PacMan was originally Namco or Midway licensed. Atari only licensed the game for the classic Atari 2600 console.
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Cool Tattoo of Spider-Man Suit
Apr 27th
I’m as big a Spidey fan as anyone, but this fan definitely went the extra mile.
It shows a level of commitment I’m not willing to make.

The inkwork is outstanding. See the rest of the tattoo work at OhGizmo here.
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Most Valuable Painting By Living Artist
Apr 13th
I have pointed out some really crappy artists recently. Its about time I pointed out a really great one. Lucien Freud, a German artist is about to have one of his pieces become the most valuable piece of art by a living artist.

Its called Benefits Supervisor Sleeping. Yeah, the subject is fleshy and startling, but the colors, textures and style make this piece compelling. And the asking price at Christies Auction house? About 25 Million bucks.
The Guardian has the whole story here.
The work, painted in 1995, and now on public view in the UK for the first time, is predicted to become the most expensive painting by a living artist sold at auction, with an estimate of £12.7m-£17.7m.
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Picca Bacca, Idiot Artist of Peace
Apr 13th
A pathetic, horrible Italian artist, who used to make paper dolls out of leaves, donned a wedding gown to hitchhike through the Middle East to bring “peace” to Israel. White girl hitchhiking in a wedding dress? What could possibly go wrong??

From the AP here via Moonbattery:
Naked body of artist hitchhiking in bridal gown on Israel peace mission found in forest; 33-year old Turkish man detained after confessing to crime
A 33-year old Italian artist, Giuseppina Pasqualino, also known as Pippa Bacca, was found dead in Turkey on Saturday, after having been raped and murdered. Paqualino was hitchhiking towards Israel dressed in a wedding dress in an appeal for peace.
The woman was last seen on March 31 in the mainly industrial city of Gebze, while hitchhiking to Israel in the wedding dress as part of her “Brides on Tour” project aiming to plead for peace in conflict areas. She disappeared after using her credit card around noon. Police found her naked body hidden in bushes in a forested area near Gebze, after questioning the man suspected of the murder late Friday, the governor’s office said.
What is it about idiot leftists that have the mentality of a four year old? Rachel Corrie became a pancake by standing foolishly in front of a bulldozer as a “protest for peace.” Now this goonish woman is dead for hitchhiking in a wedding dress as a performance piece about trust. It wasn’t a matter of “if” she was going to get killed, but “when.”
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Online Art Fun
Apr 3rd
I call this piece I made below “Morgan Freeman’s Moles.” You can make your own abstract art online too at JacksonPollock.org!
You click the mouse to change colors and the space bar resets the canvas. I used a large screen and selected colors on one side and dragged them to the other to paint and moved the cursor back to the other side to get a new color. Its quite fun and a bit addictive. Thanks to PamCasso for the link!
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Wafaa Bilal Has Terror “Art” Pulled From RPI
Mar 7th
Wafaa Bilal is a struggling leftist artist who creates controversial pieces that criticize Bush and the war in Iraq. His latest “piece” called “Virtual Jihadi” was created by customizing a video game used by Al Queda to insert himself into the game wearing a suicide belt to blow up President Bush. It has no artistic merit, or about as much as a pile of dog poo with a Heinz Ketchup flag sticking out of the top of it.

Wafaa uses the excuse that his brother was nuked in Iraq to justify his pro-terror “artwork” because society loves leftists with unimpeachable “absolute moral authority.” Accusing him of being a terror-supporting asshole is wrong because he lost a brother. Just like you can’t accuse Cindy Sheehan of being a terror-supporting asshole because she lost a son in Iraq.
Now the guy’s on an FBI watch list and his latest exhibit was banned from at least one college campus. From the Times Union here:
RPI has suspended a visiting artist’s exhibition because of concerns it suggests violence against President Bush and may be based on the work of terrorists.
The move capped a chain of events — including claims the FBI was eyeing the artist — that began last month when the College Republicans blasted the arts department as “a terrorist safe haven.”
The work that provoked that attack is Wafaa Bilal’s “Virtual Jihadi.” The origin of his work is a video game called “Quest for Saddam.” The game, where players target the ex-Iraqi leader, prompted what RPI’s Web site describes as an al-Qaida spin-off called “The Night of Bush Capturing.”
Bilal hacked into that game and casts himself as a suicide bomber who gets sent on a mission to assassinate President Bush.
Bilal said his brother was killed in the conflict. His exhibit’s stated intention is to highlight vulnerability to recruitment by groups like al-Qaida “because of the U.S.’s failed strategy in securing Iraq.” It also criticizes “racist generalizations and stereotypes as exhibited in games such as ‘Quest for Saddam.”‘
Bilal was scheduled to give a lecture and unveil his exhibit but he was pulled out of the room by RPI officials.
Questions surfaced about the exhibit’s “legality” and “consistency with the norms and policies of the institute.”
“The university is considering various factors relating to the exhibition, and has suspended it pending a more complete review of its origin, content, and intent,” he said. “Rensselaer fully supports academic and artistic freedom. The question under review regards the use of university resources to provide a platform for what may be a product of a terrorist organization or which suggests violence directed toward the President of the United States and his family.”
RPI student body president Julia Leusner argued that it was hypocritical of Bilal to depict the stereotype he was condemning.
“If Bilal was making a point about the vulnerability of Iraqi civilians to the travesties of the current war, I failed to see it, as did every other student I spoke to,” Leusner said.
Leftists love controversial art. They think dropping a crucifix into a jar of urine is the cat’s meow. And they think the purpose of art is to “start dialogue” or “challenge societal norms.” But when confronted with a piece of art that challenges leftist ideals, it gets labeled as racist, bigoted, and disgusting.
One blogger, Brian Boyko, a Wafaa Bilal fanboy, Peter Griffin look-alike and avowed anti-military leftist that is trying to emigrate out of the country, really didn’t like the idea of my own artwork as described below.
I have a self-flushing Koran. I want it to be powered by a green source, but I couldn’t find one so I salvaged the unspent carbon credits of Wafaa Bilal’s dead brother to power it.
Sounds like great art to me. It has all the trappings of a political piece- its controversial, challenges societal norms, gets people talking, and tackles the beliefs of a single political party. My art piece according to Boyko? Yucky. But strapping on a bomb to kill Bush? Teh yummy.
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Thieves Nab Monet’s Poppies
Feb 11th
The beautiful ‘Poppies Near Vetheuil’ by Claude Monet was stolen from a Swiss Museum.

Also stolen was Van Gogh’s Blossoming Chestnut Branches.

This looks like a job for the FBI’s Art Crime Team!
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Geek Art
Jan 24th
Paulthewineguy’s Flickr site has lots of artwork images that have been modified so geeks can understand them better. A few of them I chuckled on the inside. Others, like the Caravaggio piece below depicting a flawless victory made me laugh out loud.

You can check out the rest here. Thanks to Neatorama for the link!
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Jenny Lost Her Dog
Jan 7th
Someone lost their dog in Lewiston, Maine. The dog’s name was Mohammad, and there is a one thousand dollar reward for the prompt return of the animal. A warning on the poster said that the dog was a danger to people and children and wasn’t to be trusted. Video here.
It was hung outside a Somali Deli. Some Widdle Muslims now have to go decapitate a white man kaffir to feel better.
The rest of the story is here at Dhimmi Watch, and they note that the police and the city mayor want to remind citizens that the first amendment does not apply in or around Somali Delis. EVER.
If someone sticks that in a frame and hangs it in a gallery, it is just as much art as the Piss Christ piece. And dig that fake phone number. Got it off the bathroom wall. I guess there will soon be a fatwa issued against Tommy Tutone.
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I Shall Be Telling This With a Sigh
Jan 2nd
Out of Control Underage House Parties sure can be fun.

From the AP here:
Whose woods these are I think I know,
Homer Noble Farm was ransacked last week during a party attended by as many as 50 people.
His house is in the village though.
The intruders broke a window to get into the two-story wood frame building — a furnished residence open in the summer — before destroying tables and chairs, pictures, windows, light fixtures, and dishes. Wicker furniture and dressers were smashed and thrown into a fireplace and burned, apparently to provide heat in the unheated building, he said.
He will not see me stopping here,
Empty beer bottles and cans, plastic cups, and cellophane apparently used to hold marijuana were also found. The vandals vomited in the living room and discharged two fire extinguishers inside the building.
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
No arrests have been made, Hodsden said, adding that they’ve tracked down some partygoers and believe they are minors.
So yeah, it was poet Robert Frost’s former home that he used during the summers in Vermont. Wow, some party. Here is a little poem for them:
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I–
I took the one everyone else traveled by,
And that has made not a damn bit of difference.
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