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Dr. Jones
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Reason 900 to HomeSchool: Crazed Old Teacher Won’t Fake Assassinate Your Whole Class
Apr 19th
Virginia is sadly the school shooting capital of the US. There have been multiple incidents on the VA Tech campus alone, including the deadly rampage of Seung Cho in 2007. Now Manuel Dillow, aged 60, lined up kids at the Vo Tech school he taught at in Abingdon, VA and fired blanks at them from his pistol.
From the TimesNews here:
A Kingsport man who teaches at a vocational school in Abingdon, Va., has been arrested after pulling a blank firing gun on his students, pointing it their direction and firing multiple times.
The incident occurred April 4 at William H. Neff Center. Manuael Ernest Dillow, 60, was arrested Wednesday for the incident and charged with 12 felony counts of brandishing a firearm on school property.
The charges are class 6 felonies, with each count punishable up to five years incarceration and a $2,500 fine.
An investigation discovered Dillow “gathered” the attention of the 12 students in his welding class and lined them up near a garage door in the shop.
“He then pulled a ‘blank firing handgun,’ black in color, from the back waistband of his pants and discharged the weapon between four and ten shots in the direction of the line of the students”
What the hell was this man doing? Sure these kids are all in this school because they aren’t smart (they’re welders after all), many of them had likely been disciplinary cases, but still, faking a school shooting is beyond the pale.
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The Real War Against Women: School Girls Poisoned in Afghanistan
Apr 18th
You know, just when I’m ready to cut and run in Afghanistan, along comes a story that reminds me what the war over there is all about. Its about treating the women like humans. The basic compassion and human dignity that comes with an education is critical to getting that country out of its stone-age mentality. But the Taliban still hates women.
From the DailyMail here:
Extremists have been blamed for poisoning the drinking water at a high school in north Afghanistan – making more than 150 girls seriously ill. Students in the northern province of Kunduz suffered nausea and vomiting; and some were left in a critical condition.
Radicals who are fiercely opposed to female education may have carried out the attack. Some of girls were allowed home after hospital treatment, but many remain unwell.
‘We are 100 percent sure that the water they drunk in their classes was poisoned. This is either the work of those who are against girls’ education or some other irresponsible armed individuals,’ said Jan Mohammad Nabizada, a spokesman for education department in northern Takhar province. They said they knew the water had been poisoned because a larger tank used to fill the affected water jugs was not contaminated.
Since the overthrowing of the Taliban government in 2001, females have largely returned to schools especially in Kabul. The Taliban had enforced a six-year ban on education for women and girls between 1996 and 2001.
There are now thought to be around 2.7 million girls in school, compared to only a few thousand under Taliban rule.
Don’t forget that schoolgirls routinely have acid tossed on them for going to school too. Leaving the women to the evil Taliban would be unthinkable.
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Apr 18th
This is a seriously troll video I think, but one thing is certain- their obvious problem is lack of talent.
Via:
God help us. bit.ly/HQgcxb
— JJ Bugs (@DuckDuckGrayDuk) April 18, 2012
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Melty Face
Apr 17th
I lent my four-year-old my MacBook Air and allowed him to go down his own YouTube content rabbit-hole and I had to intervene when he somehow stumbled on the recommended video of this guy who has a face that looks like its melting off a candle. And when the Doc mentioned the dude’s brain was protruding into his eye socket, Cartney got a tad bit distressed. I had to pause the video and explain about all kinds of birth defects, accidents, and other factors that would make someone look deformed.
Cartney was distressed for a while about this man’s disability until I pointed out how he still managed to marry a beautiful woman, and was still liked by his friends in the gym. Cartney was encouraged by that, but still distinctly worried about the man’s surgical success.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama Ate a Dog
Apr 17th
So the Democrats and Obama fans are trying to criticize Romney and his family for putting their dog on the roof of the car in a portable kennel while on family vacations. Twitter fired back to remind everyone that Obama used to eat Benji on a regular basis while he was a muslim child in Indonesia.
#ObamaAteADogBut not the belly because that’s not HALAL
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) April 18, 2012
Barack, a Schnauzer is a dog not a German sausage. #ObamaAteADog
— Keith Fierro (@kjfierro) April 18, 2012
RT @GPollowitz: “Ask my dog if I engage in appeasement” #obamaateadog
— jacobkornbluh (@jacobkornbluh) April 18, 2012
#ObamaAteADogBelch.Com‘s Chinese Puppy Paw Recipe: belch.com/blog/2008/02/2…
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) April 18, 2012
Obama was a food critic with the Harvard Paw Review. #ObamaAteADog
— Nick Rizzuto (@Nick_Rizzuto) April 18, 2012
Obama ate the dog that ate his birth certificate. #ObamaAteADog
— Keith Fierro (@kjfierro) April 18, 2012
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Apr 17th
I’m a sucker for several things. One is Paul McCartney singing, next is Natalie Portman flapping her arms and signing, and lastly, Johnny Depp looking his age via black and white. Enjoy.
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Wonder Twin Powers of the Stupid: Form of Wiccan Yoga!
Apr 17th
Stretching is not exercise. Sorry. It might make you flexible, but big whoop. If you pay someone to stretch, you are simply stupid. Even more so if you think that Yoga makes you a “spiritual person.” Oooh! Buddhists, the poorest cult in the world, does Yoga! The only thing dumber than Yoga is Wicca. Wiccans are typically 14 year old girls running around shouting “blessed be” and pretending to cast spells like Harry Potter. And if you are a grownup who believes in Wicca, you are simply stupid too. Now comes a stupid man who was into both and somehow tried to form his own sex cult.
From the DailyMail here:
It was the lurid scandal that rocked the world of yoga to its core.
But now new details have emerged of the Wiccan group sex parties hosted by John Friend, the founder of the popular Anusara yoga movement.Friend is said to have founded a coven of women called Blazing Solar Flames who would give him naked massages to increase the amount of ‘energy’ between them.
According to The Daily Beast he called himself ‘Grand Magus’ and dubbed one of his women ‘High Priestess’ as they got down to the ‘mix of kissing and rubbing’.
He also told them to cut off locks of their pubic hair – and put them in an altar for another member of the coven.
Friend stepped down in February as the figurehead of Anusara yoga, which has 600,000 students worldwide, for an indefinite period of what he called ‘self-reflection, therapy and personal retreat’.
He admitted to having sex with students, married women and his employees, cheating on his girlfriend and smoking marijuana. There were also allegations about financial mismanagement in relation to pension funds. More than 100 Anusara yoga instructors have now quit in disgust.
Shocker! A fat hippie passes stretching off as exercise, smokes dope, has illicit sex and pretends to have magic powers? I hope every one of his 600 Thousand followers (democrat voters) realize how stupid and foolish they are.
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Obama Killed Space Program; Space Shuttle Does DC Victory Lap
Apr 17th
Obama’s biggest accomplishment outside of record deficits, government bailouts, Solyndra, and debt, might be the complete and utter decimation of the United States Space Program. The oldest and most die hard space ship ever created was sent to pasture today by Obama’s administration who thought free health care was more important than investing in science. And the 747 pilot made sure to do a victory lap over the White House.
I’ve noted before about Obama killing the Space Program, and others are reiterating it today. From PJ O’Rourke in the FreeBeacon here:
But the U.S. space program is short of machinery, muddled about goals, and low in morale. The space shuttle has been retired. Thousands of NASA employees and contractors lost their jobs. We have no way to get a man into space except by asking Vladimir Putin, “Mother Russia, May I?”
The Bush-era Constellation program, with its moon and Mars capabilities, was canceled. Neil Armstrong called the decision “devastating.”
Maybe private corporations can fill in the gap left by the Space cancellation, but I’m not hopeful.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...James O’Keefe Continues to Expose Voter Fraud in DC
Apr 16th
Ever wonder how Washington DC has been in complete firm Democrat control for decades? Simple- Voter Fraud. You don’t need an ID to vote and you can vote as often as you like. And O’Keefe is proving it.
O’Keefe teases his next video which will likely be even more explosive than this one. Will he prove that the same name can vote multiple times?
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I Like My Ketchup-Covered Crazy KeyWest Homeless Guy With a Side of French Fries
Apr 16th
Heh, this blog post title is longer than the story I can quote. But there are indeed a lot of crazy homeless lunatics roaming Old Town Key West. They are usually pretty harmless, but if you get ketchup on one, watch out!
From KeyNews.com here:
The island just isn’t what it used to be.
A man who was covered in ketchup, sprawled in the middle of an Old Town street and screaming profanities about tourists ruining his town was arrested early Wednesday.
The 42-year-old homeless man was charged with misdemeanor disorderly conduct and misdemeanor resisting arrest.
Should have covered him in hot sauce from Peppers of Key West!
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GSA Waste is Getting Silly Now
Apr 16th
I have nothing really against professionals getting together for a conference, even as a reward for hard work. Having been involved in quite a few government conferences myself in vendor-related roles and as presenters, the information that can be exchanged is quite useful. But this behavior by GSA Administrator Jeff Neely is inexcusable. Here he is soaking in a bathtub, with sangria, with a view in Vegas. He took his wife to scout the location of the 2010 confab.
From Jake Tapper at ABCNews here:
The government official on the frontlines of the scandal involving a wasteful government conference, U.S. General Services Administration regional commissioner Jeffrey Neely, will invoke his 5th amendment right against self-incrimination, his lawyer Preston Burton tells ABC News. He won’t comment on the $822,751 conference, many of the expenditures for which the GSA Inspector General called “excessive” and “wasteful.” He won’t comment on the bizarre awards ceremony, or the commemorative coins, the mind-reader/motivational speaker.
Mr. Neely bares a bit more in a photo collection on his wife’s Google+ page. There visitors can see photos of Neely staying in a luxurious suite at the M Resort Spa & Casino in November 2009, during one of the eight scouting and off-site pre-conference meetings to prepare for the October 2010 conference.
In my experiences, government confabs rarely happen in a fun, resort-style city or location. It is quite rare for the Feds to book space in Vegas, Orlando, New York City or Los Angeles. Typically these locations are centrally located or in cheaper convention centers- St. Louis, Dallas, Atlanta and Nashville.
This asshole had eight offsite pre-conference meetings to prepare for his confab? And his wife got to go too? And his wife uses Google Plus and doesn’t know how to hit the delete key?!
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Bill Clinton Still Sniffing for Poon
Apr 16th
Bill Clinton showed up at the White House today after hearing that the Secret Service was now involved with Prostitution.
“Hey there fellas!” the former President declared to the Press Pool. “I hear there’s some trampy women around here!”
Obama suddenly looks like he needs some Excedrin.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Taiwanese Animators Say Secret Service Members Caught With Whores
Apr 16th
A great treatment by the Taiwanese animators showing the misbehavin’ Secret Service Agents.
The guys who were busted buying hookers are neighbors in my community here in Northern Virginia. I don’t personally know them, but I imagine they are home with their wives lying their asses off about the extent of their involvement in the scandal. And I wonder if Sandra Fluke knows these prostitutes get free birth control?
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...The Hulk Steals a Patrol Car
Apr 15th
The Hulk Steals a Patrol Car, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
Nothing like a lazy weekend! Took the boy to a grand opening of the Fanfare Eatery in Fairfax, VA. The boy wanted to look like the Hulk and the face painting lady did a phenomenal job! They also had the police cars and fire trucks open for the kids to see and explore. For some reason, Cartney’s younger cousin insisted on sitting in the backseat of the squad car. Hope that isn’t a harbinger of destiny for the kid.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Shit Hit the Fan in Afghanistan
Apr 15th
Lack of political will and leadership kept the Taliban in play. Now there has been a huge coordinated attack against the coalition troops still on the ground.
At least a dozen large explosions, automatic gunfire rock Kabul in what appears to be a coordinated attack on the diplomatic area – @Reuters
— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) April 15, 2012
Smoke seen rising from the German embassy in Kabul; Russian embassy and Afghan parliament targeted by rockets – @AJELive, @Reuters
— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) April 15, 2012
Rocket-propelled grenade hits residence of British diplomat in Kabul, witness says – @Reuters
— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) April 15, 2012
Turkish base on outskirts of Kabul under attack from mortar fire; Turkish, Greek forces responding with heavy-caliber machine gun fire – @AP
— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) April 15, 2012
Taliban claim armed suicide bombers launched attack on NATO headquarters, parliament and number of diplomatic residences in Kabul – @AP
— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) April 15, 2012
Jalalabad airport in eastern Afghanistan under attack from suicide bombers, police say – @AFP via @SkyNewsBreak
— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) April 15, 2012
Afghan Taliban insurgents have attacked the heavily-guarded Palace compound of Afghan President Karzai, according to the Taliban – Reuters
— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) April 15, 2012
Attacks in Kabul in retaliation for Koran burnings, the Marine urination video and the Kandahar massacre, the Taliban has claimed – @SkyNews
— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) April 15, 2012
So will Obama buckle and finally cut and run? This is what the Taliban hopes the US will do.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason Teases DC Metro Over Busted Escalators
Apr 14th
As previously noted, the DC Metro employees are 97% black, union operated, and nothing seems to work correctly. Metro used to hire outside contractors to keep the escalators running but thought they could do it themselves cheaper and better. Shows what they know.
From Breitbart here:
Metro, the sprawling 106-mile rapid transit system that serves 3.4 million D.C.-area residents, is notorious for a lot of things, but nothing so much as the squeaky disrepair of its 588 escalators. On any given day, about one out of eight moving stairs are out of service. Yet Metro’s escalator and elevator maintenance division has a $22.5 million operating budget and 214 staffers, which works out to about one employee for every four escalators and elevators systemwide. In 1992, Metro got rid of the private contractors that repaired and maintained the system and started hiring and training its own escalator mechanics. The rationale was that government employees would do a better job for less money.
I’m so happy I don’t have to use the Metro for a commute.
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TSA Agents Will Steal Your iPads
Apr 14th
Meet Clayton Dovel. He was a TSA agent that was screening checked luggage. When he found iPads in them, he stole them. Looks like he didn’t get a chance to reset one of them to factory default before the onboard tracking program led police to his home.
From the DailyMail here:
A baggage handler has been charged with theft by a public servant after he stole tablet computers from the luggage he was tasked with checking for security threats.
Clayton Keith Dovel, 36, of Bedford, Texas, was busted in February after he was found to have eight iPads believed to have been stolen from passengers.
Dovel worked in a ‘resolution room’ at Dallas-Fort Worth Airport, where checked bags are examined before they’re placed on a flight. He was suspended from his position as a TSA agent.
Police were led right to Dovel’s home in Bedford by one of the theft victims, who was able to track his stolen device.
The TSA has still yet to catch a terrorist. But they steal iPads.
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EXIF Data and Boobage Nabs Idiot Anon Hacker and Occupier
Apr 14th
Higinio O. Ochoa III thinks he’s a l33t h4x0r and released the personal information of several police officers. The FBI quickly arrested him because he posted a photo of boobs on his twitter account that contained incriminating EXIF data.
From Gizmodo here:
Last week, Higinio O. Ochoa III was charged by the FBI with hacking into US law enforcement agencies and releasing phone numbers and home addresses of police officers. You’re looking at the evidence the FBI used to nail him.
Ochoa is a 30-year-old Linux administrator who lives in Galveston, Texas. The FBI accuses him of being part of Anonymous hacking group CabinCr3w and participating in several illegal actions. The woman in the photo is his Australian girlfriend, who lives in Wantirna South, a suburb of Melbourne, Australia. The image was used by the FBI as ‘definitive proof’ that shows that the CabinCr3w hacker known as w0rmer and Ochoa are the same person.
The FBI has detailed some of Ochoa’s personal hacking. He illegally logged into the County of Houston’s website in Alabama, “created fake events on their online, posted images representing Anonymous and CabinCr3w, deleted all the administrator accounts except the one created by the attacker. All of this was accomplished by gaining unauthorized administrator access to the site’s control panel.”
In addition to revealing policemen’s personal information from several law enforcement agencies, including more than one hundred Los Angeles police officers, CabinCr3w was also responsible for leaking email address and confidential information from Goldman Sachs executives in September 2011.
After Ochoa was bailed out of jail by Mommy and Daddy, we posted text on pastebin declaring that he fed the FBI agents false information and that he wasn’t going to snitch. Apparently Ochoa thinks that the FBI don’t know how to get information from pastebin.com
From pastebin:
Some body such as myself who not only participated in the occupy movement but knew many and knew the inner workings of the ‘infamous’ cabin crew would not be just put away without wondering if he could be turned. I did how ever tell FBI that I would participate in the capture of my fellow crew mates, a play which undoubtfully both satisfied and confused the FBI.
Those however who know me best would vouch for me undoutfully that doing so would put this movement at risk, something that I wish more anon’s would not only consider but place higher than themselves and those around them. ALL information provided to the FBI merely made MY case weaker and caused internal confusion showing the inherent weakness in the system.
This idiot is going to be occupying some time in jail. And he is no longer anonymous.
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Zimmerman’s Portrait – in Skittles
Apr 14th
This is pure awesome, and perhaps the most delicious portrayal of George Zimmerman.
From Yahoo here:
A Denver artist has created a portrait of Florida shooting suspect George Zimmerman using more than 12,000 Skittles — the candy that 17-year-old Trayvon Martin was carrying when Zimmerman fatally shot him.
The 3-by-4-foot portrait was done by 31-year-old Andy Bell, an art student about to graduate from Metropolitan State College in Denver.
Bell titled it “Fear Itself.”
Via:
Artist Creates All-Skittles Zimmerman Portrait is.gd/4MBIxF
— Patrick Dollard (@PatDollard) April 14, 2012
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Even the GSA Interns Had Luxury Trips
Apr 13th
Being an intern is equivalent to being a modern day slave for the government. You are either working for free or damn near nothing, performing duties that regular salaried government employees are too lazy to do. And while it is nice that the interns get treated nicely, a week’s vacation in Palm Springs on the taxpayer’s dime is taking things way too far.
From the AP here:
Congressional interns often work out of storage areas or even in hallways, but the General Services Administration interns fared much better.
About 120 interns and 20 GSA executives attended a five-day conference for the interns in May 2010 at a Palm Springs, Calif., resort, according to information provided by the GSA inspector general to a House committee.
The executives used one of their tricks to get around a $71 daily expense allowance, by concocting an awards ceremony that included light refreshments, or finger food.
“And I estimated out of my mind that they spent $100 a person on finger food, and nobody had to deduct it off of their voucher,” the employee said.“GSA has been spreading the taxpayers’ wealth, providing luxurious junkets not only for high-level executives but for its interns as well,” said Rep. John Mica, R-Fla., chairman of the Transportation committee.
“Interns in congressional offices often work out of small storage areas or spaces cleared out in a hallway – they do not get sent to resorts and spas for a week on the taxpayers’ dime.”
Government bureaucrats who deliberately waste taxpayer money are more evil than TSA agents.
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