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Dr. Jones
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Posts by Dr. Jones
OccupyWallStreet Must End in Violence
Oct 6th
All mob actions end in violence. Very few actually result in societal change, like the Bolshevik revolution and the French Revolution- both revolutions born of mob violence. But make no mistake, those assembled in these mobs are simply cannon fodder for political puppetmasters, and the left is hungry- craving for blood that comes with mob violence.
So this is what will ultimately happen with the whole occupy wall street thing- Violence will erupt and cops will have to use deadly force. Once these white kids see gunfire, they will disperse. Leftists will demand that higher taxes be imposed on banks, and nothing else will happen. Except of course for the funerals of the sacrificial goats that will need to be killed by cops in order for this all to end.
If you haven’t read the awesome book Demonic by Ann Coulter, you should. Its a excellent documentary about how mobs think, work and act, and about how all leftists love mob violence.
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Loading ...Orangeness
Oct 5th
Orangie Orangeness is the real trend of the week. What better vehicle to park in a pumpkin patch than this orange beetle?
It is hard to believe that summer has finally passed and that the harvest is upon us all.
Seeing the world afresh from the eyes of my four-year-old, who counts down the days to Halloween by the ever changing shades of autumn leaves, the green of summer is gone and the color change of fall can’t come soon enough!
I love the season of hayrides, harvest, and honeysticks! Plump pumpkins and apple pie, early sunsets and drinks by the fire are each a warm component of this season!
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45 Days After Resignation, Steve Jobs Succumbs to Cancer
Oct 5th
Sad news about Steve Jobs. I wrote last month that his iPhone battery was permanently disconnected from his USB drive.
One of those things about twitter is that news travels faster there than on normal news media. I was the first to know about it among my friends, but only because I have the social graces of an ape and have a compulsion to check a twitter feed while out with real life friends. I tweeted out these among many additional RTs.
I saw one tweet that equated Steve Jobs to Tony Stark.
Nope, Jobs was more like a Howard Stark. Laying the foundation for those that follow in his footsteps. Jobs himself was much more akin to Gutenberg, the creator of movable type, which brought education and a leap forward in communication to the masses. He has created a generation of people more able to communicate with one another than ever before imagined.
And all this coming from a windows guy.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Taiwanese Animators’ Take on Herman Cain
Oct 5th
Throwing pizzas at Clinton like they are ninja stars! I’d expect nothing less.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...California Pot Dispensaries Not Paying Their Fair Share in Taxes
Oct 5th
Its time to march, my friends. There is a whole class of people who are filthy rich and are flaunting their wealth in the faces of everyone else, and they are documented as cheating the IRS and are complaining when asked to pay their fair share to the government. Who are these rich scofflaws? Pot dispensary owners, that’s who.
From Fox here:
A San Francisco Bay area medical marijuana dispensary that promotes itself as the world’s largest has been hit with a $2.4 million tax bill following an audit by the Internal Revenue Service.
The back taxes, penalties and interest levied against Harborside Health Center came after the IRS examined its returns for 2007 and 2008 and determined a 1982 tax code prohibiting cost deductions for businesses that traffic in illegal drugs applies to the dispensary.
Harborside is a spa-like fixture on Oakland’s waterfront with 94,114 registered customers and 84 full-time employees that offers an average of 30 varieties of medical marijuana every day and has $22 million in annual sales.
DeAngelo, the subject of an upcoming Discovery Channel reality show, said the write-offs disallowed by the IRS included standard operating costs such as rent, payroll, employee health insurance and licensing fees.
DeAngelo has until Dec. 22 to contest the audit in tax court. The IRS has told him it is now reviewing Harborside’s returns for 2009 and 2010.
DeAngelo said he does not have the $2.4 million the IRS wants. Like all legal medical marijuana dispensaries in California, Harborside operates as a nonprofit corporation while paying state sales taxes and a 5 percent local tax to Oakland — for a total of $3.1 million this year, he said.
“We would be happy to pay taxes like every other business does,” he said. “No business, including Harborside, could survive if it’s taxed on its gross revenue. All we want is to be treated like every other business in America.”
“What the taxing authorities are losing sight of is if you tax these places out of business and make it so they can’t compete.”
Yep, that’s the same bullshit excuse big oil has. We need to force Bit Pot to pay their fair share like anyone else. Lets march on these so-called medical facilities, smash their windows, burn their illegally harvested carbon-based product, and bring democracy back to America!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...How Guys Start Riding Buffalos
Oct 5th
I think it has something to do with buffalo wrangling and a broken horse, but I’m still not sure.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Who Wants to Motorboat?
Oct 4th
I think the tenderloin on this pig is a little on the fatty side.
see more Poorly Dressed
Betcha didn’t know that KFC lard is mined from here.
When one butt isn’t enough, bring a backup.
This one ate the elephant god.
Gotta catch a taxi to the local McCurry.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...10 AM Music: Foster the People – “Helena Beat”
Oct 4th
The song is pretty good the first time you hear it, and like most of this band’s songs, gets better the next time you hear it. This video, however- Its Lord of the Flies meets Thunderdome. And that clear cake topper mask with the spark plugs? Very freakin’ cool.
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Idiocracy Was Born in San Francisco
Oct 4th
All cellphones now sold in the city limits of San Francisco have to have a label on them specifying the amount of radiation the thing gives off. How people are supposed to figure out this score is beyond anyone’s guess.
From NBC here:
San Francisco controversial new law requiring cell phone retailers in the City to provide radiation information is now live.
The ordinance requires cell phone retailers to display information about the amount of radiation emanating from cell phones and to provide fact sheets to customers who ask for them.
There is some controversy about how radiation levels are measured and whether cell phone radiation poses an immediate threat at all.
Ever notice with the big brains on the left that the “science is settled” on the whole Global Warming thing, but when scientists continually tell us that cellular signals are harmless to all forms of life, that scientific information is “theory” and “controversial?”
They should go ahead and label the calorie and sodium content on cell phones too. Consumers too dumb to trust cell phone safety are very likely the eat the damn things.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...BET’s Robert Johnson Launches Racist Attack on Obama
Oct 3rd
Since all Americans know by now that criticizing the President equates to a racist attack, it should be noted that the Black CEO of Black Entertainment Network, Robert Johnson, has gone off on what can only be called the most egregious case of black on black racism ever recorded.
From RealClearPolitics here:
BET founder Robert Johnson on the “FOX News Sunday” program: “Well, I think the president has to recalibrate his message. You don’t get people to like you by attacking them or demeaning their success. You know, I grew up in a family of 10 kids, first one to go to college, and I’ve earned my success. I’ve earned my right to fly private if I choose to do so.
“I’ve tried poor and I tried rich and I like rich better. It doesn’t mean that I am a bad guy.
“I didn’t go in to business to create a public policy success for either party, Republican or Democrat. I went in business to create jobs and opportunity, create opportunity, create value for myself and my investors. And that’s what the president should be praising, not demagoguing us simply because Warren Buffet says he pays more than his secretary. He should pay the secretary more and she will pay more.”
Someone should report this evil man to AttackWatch and get the IRS to audit him for his racist statements.
Lets ask a little black kid: Is criticizing Obama a matter of policy difference, or is it just racist?
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OMG There Really Are Black Protestors at Occupy Wall Street
Oct 2nd
As proof, the NYC cops reach into the vast crowd of white hipsters and arrest the only black guy protesting on the Brooklyn Bridge.
You can see the video here. Why are all of these leftists protesting against he first black president? Does this make them racist?
Seriously thought, mob actions only end one way, and that’s with violence. It will come, as all leftist ideas of looting from the rich, always does.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...It is Time to Assassinate Roseanne Barr With a Predator Drone
Oct 2nd
Obama recently launched a drone attack on an American citizen overseas, killing him for speech crimes, where he incited others to carry out murder against American citizens. Anwar al-Awlaki incited murder, ultimately causing the underwear bomber, the plot against the South Park creators, and the Fort Hood massacre. So Obama took the bastard out while he was driving his convoy across Yemen.
Now Roseanne Barr says that we need to drag bankers out in the street, strip them of their wealth and then behead them with a guillotine just like the good old days of the French Revolution. Is Roseanne’s words not on par with Anwar al-Awlaki? Is she not also railing and agitating for the deaths of American citizens?
Al Queda hated bankers too, which is why the first attack was against Wall Street. Roseanne and Al-Awlaki clearly have the same agenda. So lets fly Predator drones and target the gigantic fat ass of Roseanne Barr. I don’t see how they could miss.
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Yet Another Threatening Legal Email!
Oct 1st
Once again my website is being accused of all manners of legal evil-doing. This time, a band of Indians (dot not feathers) are threatening to launch DDOS attacks against my website because I once linked to a story over a year ago that details how Aiplex Software was launching distributed denial of service attacks against websites that were illegally hosting their software.
Now Jagadish of Aiplex sends me this threatening letter, accusing me of causing defamation to his company and causing his company to suffer losses due to damages and threats from hackers. Honestly, I never knew I had such awesome power by using hyperlinks to stories others have written!
From: Aiplex AntiPiracy [mailto:antipiracy@aiplex.com]
Sent: Friday, September 30, 2011 4:53 AM
To: dr.jones@belch.com
Cc: Girish; Mahesh R
Subject: RequestThis has reference to the below article on your webpage, we kindly request you to deactivate the link as the article is defaming the company’s image & its prospects. It was mis-interpreted by the news agency which was blown out of proportion by some of the pirates across the globe. And subsequently we have to face damages/threats from the pirates & undergo immense losses due to their attack on our servers/websites etc.
Although, we did declare that we are not involved in any of those activities as published in the article, we still have to face the consequences for reasons unknown.
Below is the link for your reference:
http://www.belch.com/blog/category/movies/page/3/
We kindly request you to deactivate at the earliest possible please.
Appreciate your help on this matter.
Jagadish
Support Operations
Aiplex Software Pvt. Ltd.
No. 2943/E, 1st floor, Opp Maruthi Mandir,
Service Road, Vijayanagar,
Bangalore – 560 040
Ph : +91 80 23305411 / 12 / 13
Email : antipiracy@aiplex.com
Website : www.aiplex.com
To which I responded:
Please stop DDoSing me you evil bastards!
Now I get the following response from a lawyer for aiplex, who I’m sure has belch.com in the sites of his nefarious DDoS botnet:
I did clarify that we are not into such unscrupulous activity pls understand that it was a mis-interpretation by a news agency.
Anyways, it is your prerogative to keep it active or disable the link.
U have a nice weekend Patrick.
Best,
Girish Kumar N
Managing Director
Aiplex Software Pvt. Ltd.
Bangalore
Ph : +91 80 23305411 / 12 / 13
Mb : +91 98451 28280
Email : girish@aiplex.com
Website : www.aiplex.comConfidentiality & Non-Disclosure Warning: This message is intended for the exclusive use of the person or entity to which it is addressed. It may contain information that is confidential/privileged, and must be treated as such. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution, copying or making a decision in reliance of its content is strictly prohibited. If you have received this message by error, please, destroy the message and kindly notify us immediately. Inappropriate/unauthorized use of the information shall be dealt with the applicable confidentiality and non-disclosure laws. Please note that while we scan all e-mails for viruses we cannot guarantee that any e-mail is virus-free and accept no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email.
I snort loudly, by the way, for every lawyer who sends out a clear text email with a retarded non disclosure warning appended to it. I can disclose anything I want, and I dare anyone to find a law that says posting something like this is a breach of any confidentiality laws.
Who is the Girish Kumar who is spending so much time emailing me? This guy pictured here. The story from theAge in Australia describes further how Girish Kumar was bragging about launching DoS attacks against websites that link to movie downloads.
Anyways, I finally responded:
Wait a minute. Are you accusing me of defamation or not? Am I causing you to suffer damages and threats because of hackers or not? Your email seemed to imply this, and my own legal team will need clarification. And of course, I expect if I don’t comply you will immediately DDOS me, right? That’s what you guys do, right? Send threats and then strong arm/abuse people to bow to your every demand to remove links? So even if you talk about piracy its as bad as committing piracy because now you are going to wreak havoc on my internets page because I linked to a story about you guys running huge DDOS operations against pirates?
Lets see what they say next! In the mean time, Girish has joined other legal scholars who have decided to send me threatening emails. At least this one’s not a clown.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...I Love Guys on Buffalos Who Can Bitch Slap Cougars
Oct 1st
And rescue babies and what not.
How can one man rescue orphans and fight mountain lions? Because he’s on a Buffaloooooo!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Obama Says America Has Gone Soft
Sep 30th
I think he’s right. Our President used to ride mountain bikes. Now he rides girl bikes with a sissy helmet.
The real reason America is going “soft?” Check out the boner killer in chief:
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Longest Episode of Punk’d Finally Comes to an End
Sep 30th
According to our favorite Taiwanese Animators.
I love the cougar attack.
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Sep 29th
Adam Savage from MythBusters tweeted this awesome video.
I would watch this as a TV show over any other reality series. Get right on that, CBS.
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World Breathes Sigh of Relief as Chavez Dies of Cancer
Sep 29th
Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez died today as a result of a his inability to fight off cancer. The notorious leftist thug left his country in financial ruins and the world is a happier place.
Well, that is the story that will hopefully be announced around the world as soon as Chavez’s rotted guts finish being consumed by cancer. He was rushed to the hospital with kidney failure. Such good news almost makes me feel like going out to 7-11 to buy some Citgo gas. Maybe when he’s dead I’ll celebrate with a tankful. thanks to Ed of RightRant for the tip!
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The Boston Redsox Tasty Meltdown
Sep 29th
Im not a huge baseball fan. I’m a fan of pubs, however. They play baseball on the TVs in pubs, and baseball fans go there to watch the game and drink beer. As a huge fan of pubs, the only thing more annoying than a die-hard Yankees fan is a Redsox fan. Hearing that they completely choked and even lost to the Baltimore Orioles makes me want to taste the tears of sorrow of every Redsox fan, but I won’t because those fans are stupid, talk funny, and probably have blood-borne illnesses, so keep those tears away from me, thankyouverymuch.
Twitter has been a hoot today too as everyone is either crying or laughing at the BoSox collapse. Dennis Leary hilariously tweeted:
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Fatty Idiot Vampire in Florida
Sep 29th
Meet Stephanie Pistey. This fat idiot thinks she is part vampire and part werewolf. She is going to rot in jail for the rest of her life because she murdered an ex-boyfriend and drank his blood. She is happy with her life behind bars because she gets to watch reruns of Twilight on the prison TV. And she must be team Edward because the boy she killed was named Jacob.
From the MailOnline here:
A Florida teen at the centre of a gruesome murder case has revealed her possible bloodlust brought on by the fact she’s a vampire and werewolf.
Stephanie Pistey, 18, is charged with accessory to murder in the death of 16-year-old Jacob Hendershot. Hendershot was missing for weeks before his naked body was discovered in a storm drain in the town of Parker last month.
Cops said he was killed by Miss Pistey’s fiancé and others after she claimed Hendershot raped her.
Cracking a smile, she said: ‘I know this is going to be crazy. But I believe I’m a vampire – part vampire and part werewolf, so it’s not really a cult, it’s more just like my personality.’
On August 20, days after changing her relationship status to ‘engaged,’ she posted: ‘Yea were merryied and hes going to die hes the one that killed jacob hendershot well i let him i wanted the blood.’
She claimed her account had been hacked.
This fat Florida bitch is so white trash she was even arrested wearing a wolf tshirt. I kid you not.
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