A Florida man from Vero Beach was dating a chick who claimed to be psychic. That was his first mistake. Next, he let her “forecast” a dream for him in which his dead granny would come to him in a dream and roto-rooter him with a sex toy. Unable to get that image out of his head, he smashed up his psychic girlfriend’s car. And for some reason, she never saw that coming.
From the DailyMail here:
A man has been accused of trashing his ‘psychic’ girlfriend’s car after she predicted that he would have a dream about his dead grandmother violating him with a sex toy.
Casey Molter took exception to his mystic partner’s bizarre sexual premonition, according to a police report.
Police said Molter ‘could not get the image out of his head and he snapped’ – smashing up her 1997 Nissan Altima in revenge.
Normally, I’d just blame this on Florida livin’, but I think smashing a POS Altima for premonitions of pervy dreams is a fair trade.