Awkward Horrible No Good Face Painting

Steve Triola, aka Downtown Clown, who most certainly is not a child molester, demonstrates the worst techniques in painting little kids’ faces. He slaps some poster paint on a child’s face, then uses his big meaty paws and thumbs to squish the paint onto her face. He speaks with a terrible fake accent, which only heightens a child’s natural fear of clowns, and even has to shout down a child heckler off-camera.

But don’t take my word for how bad his technique is. What do the YouTube comments say?

Stevie has been deranged lately, blaming me for the demise of his career because I mentioned that another clown that operates under his name was a child molester. After seeing this video, I think it’s clear why he is not getting more work.