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OJ Simpson on Hunger Strike

Apparently OJ wants to die, so his fat ass is now on a hunger strike. Know who else isn’t eating much these days? Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

From the Inquisitor here:

OJ Simpson has started a hunger strike in prison. He says, “I used to live my way, and now I’m going to die my way,” according to unnamed sources.

Simpson is serving out his sentence for a kidnapping, assault, and robbery in a Nevada prison. It has been reported that he is so depressed that he wants to “just sit down in a corner and die.”

The news of Simpson’s increasingly bad health, and his decision to go on hunger strike, was revealed by the National Enquirer.

The alleged reason for Simpson, 66, wanting to die, is so that his children would be able to get his millions. Simpson is eligible for parole in 2017 after having an appeal for a new trial turned down last year.

His money is tied up in his pension account. After Simpson;s death, the beneficiaries of the estate are daughters Sydney, 28, and Arnelle, 45, and sons Justin, 25, and Jason, 43. O.J. is worried they won’t get it.

Following Simpson’s acquittal in 1994 on the charge of killing his ex-wife Nicole Brown and her friend Ron Goldman, Goldman’s family issued a civil suit, and were awarded $33 million.

A source commented.”He can’t give the kids his money while he’s alive without the Goldman family laying claim to it… The only way OJ figures he can leave his kids the millions is to kill himself.

It appears that Simpson has started to lose weight, and guards are under instruction not to revive him if he falls unconscious.

Last month The Inquisitr reported that Simpson was suffering from a brain tumor but was refusing treatment. He also had a deadly combination of “sky high” blood pressure, a vastly expanding waistline and a lack of physical activity, and doctors were concerned about his health.

I reckon OJ doesn’t know anything about how estate law works. If he dies, that money he thinks he has will still go to the Goldmans.

Dr. Jones

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One thought on “OJ Simpson on Hunger Strike

  • edrebber

    What was he eating in prison to gain so much wait? Most inmates claim they don’t get enough to eat and the food doesn’t taste very good. Plus they work long hours in the prison.

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